1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,010 The interface is pretty simple. 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:09,046 You put your horizontal X-coordinate here, vertical Y-coordinate here. 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,561 When you're happy with those, press this button. 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,091 Got it. 5 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,921 SHELDON: Leonard, you'll never guess who I just found online. Hey. 6 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,604 - Nice shot. - Eh, his giant head did most of the work. 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,245 (LEONARD CHUCKLES) 8 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,967 Very mature. You're lucky I'm out of Silly String. 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,241 As I was saying, Leonard, you'll never guess who I just found online. 10 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,761 - Professor Proton. - You're kidding. 11 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,928 - He's still alive? - Yes. 12 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,920 - Who's Professor Proton? - He was the host of this great... Hey. 13 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,124 Yes. Sorry, tell me about Professor Proton. 14 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:51,042 Professor Proton hosted my favorite science show when I was a child. 15 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,765 I never missed an episode. 16 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,009 He demonstrated scientific principles using everyday objects. 17 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,446 It was pretty cool. 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,928 Aw. It's so cute when you use the word "cool" wrong. 19 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,491 Like when kids say "pasghetti." 20 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,448 Oh, dear Lord. Leonard, look. 21 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,166 He's still available for parties and events. 22 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,330 - We should hire him. - Hire him to do what? 23 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,161 Whatever we want. Hang out, do experiments... 24 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,682 ...make him take 12 pictures with us so we can make a calendar. 25 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:25,171 It would be awesome to hang out with him. I just used "awesome" wrong, didn't I? 26 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,968 Well, I'm e-mailing him right now. 27 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,731 - Do you remember his old theme song? - Of course I do. 28 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,161 BOTH: (SINGING) Grab your goggles, put your lab coat on 29 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,609 Here he comes, Professor Proton 30 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,403 Hey, uh, I just found out I have to be at the telescope lab all weekend. 31 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:11,246 Any chance you and Bernadette could take care of my dog? 32 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:15,201 - Why don't you put her in a kennel? - Why don't you put your mother in a home? 33 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,160 To be honest, she'd do better in the kennel. 34 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,490 - I'll talk to Bernie. I'm sure it's fine. - Thank you. 35 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,160 It's happening. Leonard, it's happening. 36 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,442 Professor Proton is coming to our house. 37 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:31,766 You're kidding. 38 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,970 You mean the guy who used to host that lame kids show? 39 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,164 And you just got yourself uninvited. 40 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,683 See, I told you I'd find a tactful way to do that. 41 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:45,680 - How'd you get him to come to your house? - As Professor Proton always says: 42 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,680 "There is no problem you can't solve if you use your noggin." 43 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,690 - And he wrote him a check. - Yeah, that too. Big check. 44 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,531 Uncle Howard. 45 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,641 Cinnamon's here for her sleepover party. 46 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,130 You know if you had a stroke, she'd eat you, right? 47 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,401 And it would be my pleasure to be her num-num. 48 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,571 Okay, so, what do I need to know to take care of her? 49 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,121 It's very simple. 50 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,527 For breakfast, she has an egg white frittata. 51 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,240 Give her a choice of home fries or an English muffin. 52 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,410 But not both. We're watching our weight. 53 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:34,444 Uh, for dinner, something simple, a veal chop, some scampi, whatever you like. 54 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,485 - Classy dog. - Yes. 55 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,089 Also, don't forget to close the toilet or she'll drink out of it. 56 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,683 I feel for you. Heh. 57 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,724 I've got a psychotic mommy too. 58 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,167 SHELDON: Leonard, are you in bed? 59 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,651 Yes. 60 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,650 SHELDON: Me too. 61 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,004 Great. 62 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,681 SHELDON: I can't sleep. 63 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:05,927 (LEONARD SIGHS) 64 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,851 Well, I can, so shut up. 65 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,289 SHELDON: Do you realize that in less than nine hours, Arthur Jeffries... 66 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,649 ... a.k.a. Professor Proton, will be in our apartment? 67 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:20,481 You know if you stay up all night, you're going to be sleepy tomorrow. 68 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,889 And a sleepy Sheldon is a cranky Sheldon. And a cranky Sheldon... 69 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,562 ...is actually no different than a regular Sheldon. Good night. 70 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,251 SHELDON: I'm thinking of wearing a tuxedo. 71 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,886 That's not ridiculous. Good night. 72 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,041 SHELDON: Do you have cufflinks? 73 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,685 - No. - Just as well. 74 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,770 Where can you rent a tuxedo at 3:00 in the morning? 75 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,647 Okay. Good night. 76 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,685 SHELDON: Nice to meet you, Professor Proton. 77 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,008 Nice to meet you, Professor Proton. 78 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,050 Nice to meet you, Professor Proton. 79 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,721 Nice to meet you, Profe... 80 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,445 (SLAP) SHELDON: Ow! 81 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,245 SHELDON: Leonard? 82 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,244 What? 83 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,602 SHELDON: I still can't sleep. 84 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,886 She really, uh, tuckered herself out at the park, huh? 85 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,287 Yeah. You two were so cute playing together. 86 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:52,247 It was kind of fun throwing a ball and not having anyone laugh at me. 87 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,044 And you were sweet not to throw it too far so she didn't wear out her tiny legs. 88 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,766 Heh, yeah, that's what I was doing. 89 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:05,242 There were a few moments today when I felt like we were a little family. 90 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,771 - Really? - Yeah. 91 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,804 I never thought of myself as a mom, but when we were out... 92 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,048 ...I felt like someday we could do it. 93 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,926 Of course we can. 94 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:20,288 Especially if our baby's as calm and quiet as little Cinnam... 95 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,682 Son of a bitch, she's gone! 96 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,443 - Well, where'd she go? - I don't know. She didn't leave a note. 97 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,401 You were supposed to put her back in the stroller. 98 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,443 - No, I wasn't. You were. - No, I wasn't. 99 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,564 - Yes, you were. - Yeah, well, you throw like a girl. 100 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,043 I'm getting worried. 101 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,646 Relax, Sheldon, he's only a few minutes late. 102 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,486 Professor Proton was never late when he was on TV. 103 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,007 You know, every day, 4:00, he was there. 104 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,210 Unless tornadoes were ripping apart East Texas, then we'd join him in progress. 105 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,523 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 106 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,524 It's him. 107 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,690 Hello? 108 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,046 Well, I see. 109 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,650 Yes. 110 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,527 All right, we can come get you. Yeah, we'll see you soon. 111 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,484 - Bye. - Where is he? 112 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:25,129 The third floor landing. The poor old guy's been walking up the stairs for half an hour. 113 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,407 It's really you. 114 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,643 Mr. Jeffries, I am so sorry. 115 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,207 We should have told you about the broken elevator. 116 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,243 I agree. 117 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,047 Professor Proton, it's an honor to meet you. 118 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,049 Uh, just call me Arthur. 119 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,085 Leonard... 120 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,201 ...did you hear that? 121 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,165 Professor Proton said I should call him Arthur. 122 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,442 That means we're friends. 123 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:04,927 No, a friend would have told me about the elevator. 124 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,210 Look at me. 125 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:16,689 I can get as close to you as I want without my mom saying it's going to ruin my eyes. 126 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,240 Is, uh, he dangerous? 127 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,287 Actually, he's a genius. 128 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,364 I am. 129 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,603 That doesn't answer my question. 130 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,002 Mr. Jeffries, I'm Leonard. This is my girlfriend, Penny. 131 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,971 - Hi. - Hello. 132 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:47,601 Well, I hope I haven't, uh, kept the kids waiting too long for the show. 133 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,963 Oh, no, there are no kids. No, the show's for me. 134 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:55,131 Come on, I'll race you... 135 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,890 ...Arthur. 136 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,408 ARTHUR: Is the blond girl really your girlfriend? 137 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,803 LEONARD: Yes, sir. - You're the genius. 138 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,565 So do you do a lot of appearances like this? 139 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:32,681 It's hard to say. I'm still trying to figure out... 140 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,400 ...what this is. 141 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,411 We just wanted to hang out with you and maybe learn a little about your life. 142 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,530 Well, there really isn't too much to tell. 143 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,041 After the TV show was canceled... 144 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:52,121 ...nobody in the scientific world would take me seriously... 145 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:59,051 ...so I was forced to do these children's parties to make a living. 146 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:03,724 That's too bad. But still, working with kids, it must be rewarding. 147 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,600 You get bit a lot. 148 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,720 Let me see if I have this straight. 149 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,131 You two are physicists... 150 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:21,800 ...and you want me to do a children's science show? 151 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,007 Yes. 152 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:29,170 And if there's time, take 12 pictures with us in seasonal clothing. 153 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,441 You know, I'm a real scientist. 154 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,962 I have a PhD from Cornell University. 155 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,407 Yeah, that's great. Did you bring your puppet? 156 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,802 No. No. 157 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:52,010 I hate that puppet. 158 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,289 Oh, no. 159 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:59,725 How could anybody hate Gino the Neutrino? 160 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,406 It's nice, huh? 161 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,284 I got him for 20 bucks on eBay. 162 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,801 Including the shipping. 163 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,850 I'm awake, right? 164 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,691 This is happening? 165 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,850 - Cinnamon! - Cinnamon! 166 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,801 You know, maybe she doesn't recognize her name because of Raj's accent. 167 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,727 Good thinking. 168 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,083 (MIMICS RAJESH) Cinnamon, come to Daddy. 169 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:37,087 (MIMICS RAJESH) Cinnamon, where are you, my little lamb chop? 170 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,841 - Nice. Heh. - Thanks. 171 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,202 When this all blows over, remember that voice. 172 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,727 It's kind of a turn-on. Heh. 173 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,208 It turns you on when I sound like Raj? 174 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,086 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Cinnamon! 175 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:01,050 Okay, as I put the egg on top... 176 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,089 ...and the flame goes out... 177 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,491 ...and the air pressure decreases in the flask... 178 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,803 ...what do you think will happen? 179 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,725 - I think I know. - It's gonna get sucked in. 180 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,407 It's going to get sucked in. 181 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,007 Okay, I didn't know. 182 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,285 Yes. 183 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,248 See, I'm not a scientist like them. Heh. 184 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,601 I figured that out. 185 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,049 - Potato clock. Do potato clock. - What's that? 186 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,722 I power a clock with a potato. 187 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,924 Shut up. You can do that? 188 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,446 I mean, heh, wouldn't that solve the world's energy crisis? 189 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,169 No. 190 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:01,728 Look, guys, keep your money. I think I'm done. 191 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:06,807 What's wrong? Is she upsetting you? Because I can make her go away. 192 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,806 No, she's the only reason I've stayed this long. 193 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,126 Then what is it? 194 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,211 I don't know. I think I'm just... 195 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:23,486 I just don't want to be Professor Proton anymore. 196 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:28,324 Well, how can you say that? Professor Proton's the best. 197 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,247 What has it ever gotten me? 198 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:37,721 I mean, I'm an 83-year-old man who has potatoes in his suitcase. 199 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,166 Other scientists think I'm a joke. 200 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:47,005 And the puppeteer who did Gino... 201 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,162 ...well, he also... 202 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,842 ...did my wife. 203 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:02,082 Mr. Jeffries, I need to show you something. 204 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,409 - I'm sorry to hear about your troubles. - Uh, thanks. 205 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:13,322 But if you don't mind me asking, uh, the potato clock, how does it work? 206 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,201 Is it a trick clock or a trick potato? 207 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,044 What do you two talk about? 208 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,887 I wrote a fan letter to you when I was a child in Texas... 209 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:41,167 ...and you sent this autographed picture back to me. 210 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,890 Do you remember that? 211 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:49,125 I'll give you a hint. I have a bracelet with my own address on it. 212 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,889 Well, anyway, um, you may find this hard to believe... 213 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,084 ...but I didn't have any friends growing up. 214 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,369 No, I get that. 215 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,368 But, um, I did have you. 216 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:12,009 And every day at 4:00, you'd come to my house on Channel 68... 217 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,282 ...and we'd do science together. 218 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,651 If it hadn't been for you, well, who knows what would have become of me, you know? 219 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:24,165 Instead of a world-class physicist, I could've wound up as a hobo... 220 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,041 ...or a surgeon. 221 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,204 I bet there are important discoveries being made every day... 222 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:35,200 ...because you inspired millions of kids to pursue science. 223 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,721 In a way, their discoveries are your discoveries. 224 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:42,960 It's true. A generation of young scientists are standing on your shoulders. 225 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:49,081 Well, thank you, guys. That means a lot. 226 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,763 Well, it's important you know how much you mean to us. 227 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,249 - Uh-oh. - Arthur, are you okay? 228 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,927 I'm having... 229 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,847 ...a problem with my pacemaker. 230 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,371 I'll call for help. 231 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,531 Any chance we could plug it in to the potato? 232 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,891 No. 233 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,729 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 234 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,085 Hello? 235 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,926 What do you mean you found my dog? She's with my friends. 236 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,924 Is she okay? 237 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,489 Thank you. Uh, just text me your address, I'm on my way. 238 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,766 If she's hungry, go ahead and feed her but do not give her anything starchy. 239 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,088 She's having risotto for dinner. 240 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,442 Your vitals are stable, but let's take you in for tests just to be safe. 241 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,803 - Want one of us to go in the ambulance? - I'll do it. 242 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,167 He's not a relative, he's not allowed, right? 243 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,762 - No, it's not a rule. He can go. - Oh, yes. 244 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,286 I can't catch a break today. 245 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,247 We'll pack up your stuff, meet you at the hospital. 246 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,169 Sorry things turned out this way. 247 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:15,129 Well, at this point, I'm just glad someone's carrying me down the stairs. 248 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:23,007 Met my childhood hero, now I get to ride in an ambulance. 249 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,841 Boy, if we can get him to do that calendar, this will be the best day ever. 250 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,050 I can't believe we lost her. 251 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,085 What was I thinking? I'd be a terrible mom. 252 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,765 Maybe with the first one. 253 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,407 But kids are like pancakes, the first one's always a throwaway. 254 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,404 - How's this look? - It's fine. 255 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:51,727 - Where'd you get that picture of her? - It's not her. I Googled "foo-foo little dogs." 256 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,371 (SKYPE JINGLE PLAYING ON COMPUTER) 257 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,484 It's Raj. Stay quiet. 258 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:02,009 Hey, heh, bad timing. Bernadette just took Cinnamon out for a walk. 259 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,765 Interesting. Did they take a walk down Liars' Lane? 260 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,082 - What? - A lane frequented by liars. 261 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,926 Like you, you big liar. 262 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,283 - You have her? - Thank God she's okay. 263 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:22,168 Well, I trusted you and you let me down. The poor thing's been shaking for hours. 264 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,204 - I'm really sorry. - Hang on, you've had her for hours? 265 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,246 Yes. I picked her up and then we both went for massages to try and calm down. 266 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,442 And then we got Pinkberry. 267 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,288 You knew she was okay and you couldn't pick up the phone to tell us? 268 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,531 - Well, I thought about... - Don't "well" me, mister. 269 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,000 We've been worried sick. 270 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,966 She could have been dead for all we knew. You should be ashamed of yourself. 271 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,442 - Sorry, I just... - Sorry's not good enough. 272 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,162 Maybe you need to take some time and think about what you've done. 273 00:18:55,880 --> 00:19:00,363 Nice guilt trip. Heh. You are gonna be an amazing mom. 274 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,721 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 275 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,164 (SINGING) Soft kitty, warm kitty 276 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,121 Little ball of fur 277 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,844 Happy kitty, sleepy kitty 278 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,010 Purr, purr, purr 279 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,766 Thank you, Sheldon. That was very nice. 280 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,247 - Want me to sing it again? - No. 281 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:34,321 The fourth time was the charm. 282 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,721 There anything I can get for you? Some apple juice? Uh, some Jell-O? 283 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:44,642 No, no, thank you, but I do have a favor to ask. 284 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,851 - Name it. - Well, I'm booked to do... 285 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,401 ...a children's party tomorrow... 286 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,490 ...and frankly, I don't feel up to it. 287 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,321 Oh, you're not. You look awful. 288 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,802 Thank you. 289 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:08,331 Anyway, uh, you know my act better than anybody... 290 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,723 ...I was hoping that maybe you'd fill in for me. 291 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,847 Are you saying that you want me to be Professor Proton? 292 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,204 - Yeah. - Oh, my. 293 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,370 What an honor. Oh, this is like being asked to... 294 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:27,246 ...ascend Mount Olympus and dine with the gods. 295 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:33,081 Or a Korean family in Alhambra. 296 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,921 But they'll know I'm not you. 297 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,409 Should I call myself Professor Proton, Jr? 298 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,406 Sounds great. 299 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:49,366 So in a way, it's like I'm your son. 300 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,402 Whatever. 301 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,250 Father. 302 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,001 Sure, what the hell.