1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,842 - Burbank Airport, please. - Vegas, here we come! 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,646 No husbands, no boyfriends, no rules. 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,926 No rules? 4 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:14,841 We're not gonna get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group, are we? 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,890 - No. - So there are some rules. 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,920 Fine. No husbands, no boyfriends and some rules. 7 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,721 Thank you. Vegas! 8 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:31,090 - The ladies are away, the boys will play! - Anything can happen! 9 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,329 - It's gonna get crazy. - Dungeons & Dragons! 10 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:40,410 I got a brand new bikini so drinks at the pool are on these. 11 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,520 I got a sexy new tube top that says "come hither"... 12 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:48,207 ...and a can of pepper spray that says, "Close enough, Jack." 13 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,811 I got some old underwear I'm gonna throw onstage at the Garth Brooks concert. 14 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,726 I'm sorry, why old? 15 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,043 Because last time I saw him, I threw new ones and it got me nothing. 16 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,446 I've got a brand new seven-piece set of polyhedral dice. 17 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,967 Hello, new dice smell. 18 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,331 I've got my Helm of Lordly Might, my Boots of Speed... 19 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,007 ...and if things get too exciting, my Inhaler of Asthma. 20 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,924 I've got my new, bloodthirsty, Savage Warrior... 21 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,890 ...who will lay waste to all who stand before him. 22 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,362 And I had a sensible salad for lunch so I can eat all the pizza I want. 23 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,122 Come on, are we gonna sit around chatting like a bunch of teenage girls... 24 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:33,002 ...or play D&D like teenage boys who will never have sex with those teenage girls? 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,287 (IN UNISON) Vegas, Vegas, Vegas. 26 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,404 (IN UNISON) The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko, Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko... 27 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,602 ...the Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko. 28 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,528 I'm actually glad Lucy had to work tonight. 29 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:18,930 Saved me the awkward conversation about how I was gonna be hanging with my bros. 30 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,890 Isn't every conversation you two have awkward? Heh. 31 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:28,324 Painfully so. We have this rule on the phone that if no one talks for three minutes... 32 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,641 ...you can just hang up. 33 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,844 I'm so into her. 34 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:37,844 - Ready whenever you guys are. - Yeah, we'll be right there. 35 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,247 - Leonard. LEONARD: Yeah? 36 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:43,809 I'm not sure how I feel about Howard being Dungeon Master instead of you. 37 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,362 Aw. That's nice, but relax, sometimes change is good. 38 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,291 You were worried about Zachary Quinto being the new Spock... 39 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,720 ...but you wound up liking him. 40 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:56,005 Please. Every time the topic of change comes up you throw Zachary Quinto in my face. 41 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,045 I'm upset the mailman has a new haircut, "Zachary Quinto." 42 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,364 I'm upset that daylight saving time started, "Zachary Quinto." 43 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,887 Daylight saving time ended, "Zachary Quinto." 44 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:10,882 For the last time, Zachary Quinto was a weird, wonderful, unrepeatable event. 45 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,570 So stop using him against me. 46 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,887 Okay, here we go. 47 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:20,808 You find yourselves in an overgrown, old forest. 48 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,005 Before you is a giant oak tree with a face on it... 49 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,004 ...that looks a lot like Nicolas Cage. 50 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:30,687 He says: 51 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,571 (MIMICS NICHOLAS CAGE) "Travel with caution... 52 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,801 These woods are home... 53 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,767 ...to the bones of many a fallen hero." 54 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,441 Now, see? Howard's just as good a Dungeon Master as I am. 55 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,361 As good? You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four-eyes. 56 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,091 Hey, come on, guys, focus. 57 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,847 Um, uh, oh, mighty Nicolas Cage tree. 58 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,001 We thank you for your warning, but we are brave warriors... 59 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,851 ...and nothing short of death will keep us from our goal. 60 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:09,687 (PHONE CHIMES) 61 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,970 Oh. Lucy's free after all, see you. 62 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,850 No, no, no, hey, hey, hey, you can't leave, we just started. 63 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,886 You're right, I should finish the game. I take my plus-one long sword... 64 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,926 ...stab myself in the face with it. I'm dead, I've got a date with a girl. Bye. 65 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,081 (IN NORMAL VOICE) We'll be fine. Watch. 66 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:35,646 Ahem. Suddenly, a spectral shape rises from Koothrappali's bloody corpse and says: 67 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:40,971 (MIMICS RAJESH) "Don't worry, buddies. Ghost Raj will help guide you through the forest." 68 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,491 (MIMICS NICHOLAS CAGE) I'm just a tree, but if I were you, I'd listen to your ghost friend. 69 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,848 Go on. Give him your lunch money. 70 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,088 I'm very happy you were able to hang out. 71 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,571 Me too. 72 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:06,446 Not that it's up to you to make me happy. Unless you find neediness sexy... 73 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,564 ...in which case you're with the hottest man on the planet. Heh. 74 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,565 Can I tell you something? 75 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,449 I was so nervous about seeing you... 76 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,929 ...before I left my apartment, I put roll-on antiperspirant all over my body. 77 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,446 - Really? - Yeah. 78 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,763 If sweat starts squirting out the top of my head, you'll know why. 79 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,002 I'm sorry to put you through that. 80 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,246 It's okay. I'm trying to force myself to do things that make me scared. 81 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,641 What else have you been thinking about doing? 82 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,041 Well, let's see. 83 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,841 I'd love to be able to tell the lady who cuts my hair that I don't like bangs. 84 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,525 - I like your bangs. - Thanks, I like them too. 85 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,169 - What else? - Hmm. 86 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,170 It's a tie between sending food back in a restaurant... 87 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,005 ...and saying no to kids who sell magazines door to door. 88 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,006 Those are both toughies. 89 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,766 I know. I have a two-year subscription to Guns and Ammo. 90 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,284 I push my shoulder against the secret door to see if it gives way. 91 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,727 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Uh-huh. It does. 92 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,927 (MIMICS DOOR CREAKING) 93 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,727 He does sound effects too. 94 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,447 Hey, I always did sound effects. 95 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,968 Uh, a swarm of bloodthirsty bats fly through the dungeon. 96 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,201 (MIMICS BATS SUCKLING) 97 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:35,090 Uh, uh, they attack a nearby unicorn. 98 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:36,287 (MIMICS UNICORN GROANING) 99 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,001 (MIMICS BATS SUCKLING) 100 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,004 Okay, well, I have a sound effect for those sound effects. 101 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,286 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 102 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,251 - Guess who? - What are you doing back? 103 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,568 That's an excellent question. Amy? 104 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,051 Uh, well... 105 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:00,165 ...when we were going through security, I got pulled out of line for a pat-down. 106 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,604 The, uh, TSA agent got a little handsy. 107 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,684 I may have broken her nose with my elbow. 108 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,442 Long story short, she's on the no-fly list... 109 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,001 ...and we might have been followed here by a drone. 110 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:19,449 - I'm sorry. I feel like such an idiot. - Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money... 111 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,288 ...you're filled with shame, you got groped by a stranger. That's Vegas, you nailed it. 112 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,886 You guys enjoy your evening. I'm gonna go before I ruin anybody else's weekend. 113 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,401 That's my girl. 114 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,683 Amy, wait. I know it's not the night you had in mind... 115 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,121 ...but why don't you stay and play? It'll be fun. 116 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,647 Fun? 117 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,121 Three weeks ago you bought crunchy peanut butter... 118 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,921 ...now you want the girls to play D&D with... Do you have a drug problem? 119 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,168 What's the big deal? Raj bailed, so we could use some extra players. 120 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,409 I've just never played Dungeons & Dragons with girls before. 121 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,131 Oh, don't worry, sweetie. No one has. 122 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,680 So, what do you say? 123 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,803 I'll leave it up to the Dungeon Master. 124 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:13,363 A satanic fungus that looks suspiciously like AI Pacino... 125 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,962 ...rises from the forest floor and says: 126 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,003 (MIMICS AL PACINO) "You're playing D&D... 127 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,324 ...you're playing D&D... 128 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,040 ...this whole apartment... 129 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,969 ...is playing D&D." 130 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,847 Okay, who wants a drink? 131 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:42,766 Penny, we don't consume alcohol during Dungeons & Dragons. 132 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,400 It impairs our judgment. 133 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:50,090 Oh, this isn't alcohol. It's a magic potion that makes me like you. 134 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,449 Double potion, please. 135 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:57,521 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Here we go. 136 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:03,523 You find yourselves face to face with two hulking ogres. 137 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,690 (IN DEEP VOICE) "What are you doing in our dungeon?" 138 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,651 "You shall die." 139 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,047 Okay, literal goosebumps. Look. 140 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,880 -: (IN NORMAL VOICE) What do you do? - I draw my broadsword. 141 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,324 - I ready my quarter-staff. - I drink my potion. 142 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,970 - I say we attack the big one. - Give me the dice. I wanna roll. 143 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,128 The Dungeon Master's supposed to roll. 144 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:34,001 Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be in Vegas throwing up on a shrimp buffet, give it. 145 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,801 - All right, what do I need? - Uh, fifteen or higher. 146 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,289 Fifteen's the point. The point is 15. Give the little lady some room. Here it is. Coming out. 147 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,762 - Sixteen! Yeah. - Yeah. 148 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,643 Please tell me we're playing for money. 149 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,885 Oh, even better than money. You gained experience points. 150 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,528 - More potion, please. - Yeah. 151 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,451 - How are your crab cakes? - Kind of funky. 152 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,409 - That's great. - It is? 153 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,961 Does "funky" mean something different in India? 154 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:14,568 No, no. You've always wanted to send your food back in a restaurant. Here's your chance. 155 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:18,281 - That's okay. I just won't eat them. - Don't be ridiculous. Waiter? 156 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,006 Everything all right? 157 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:26,005 Uh, yeah. Everything all right with you? 158 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,207 Yes. 159 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,045 - Okay, thanks, bye. - Hold on. 160 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,803 Isn't there something else you wanted to tell him? 161 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:40,691 No, it's fine. He's from a different country. He doesn't understand our ways. 162 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,690 Don't be silly. Just tell him. 163 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,121 I have to go to the bathroom. And it's not because the crab cakes are funky. 164 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,525 - So you're okay here? - Uh, yeah, sorry. She's just a little shy. 165 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,087 The first time we met, she was so nervous... 166 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,720 ...she climbed out a bathroom window to get away. 167 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,450 Uh-oh. 168 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,605 Hey, Raj? 169 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,725 Funny story. 170 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,451 Come on, Mama wants a pair of dead ogres. 171 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,649 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Seventeen! The larger ogre is dead. 172 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,881 (ALL CHEERING) 173 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,284 The other ogre says: 174 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,363 (IN DEEP VOICE) "You killed my brother." 175 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,564 "Now Ogre Thanksgiving is ruined." 176 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,965 That is amazing. He made me care about the ogre. 177 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,926 All right, Amy, there's one ogre left. Take him out. 178 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,731 - Okay. - Pretend he's that TSA agent. Come on. 179 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,605 Nineteen. 180 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:01,807 (ALL CHEERING) 181 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:07,570 - This is turning out to be better than Vegas. - Ha, ha. No, it's not. 182 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,487 Lucy? 183 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,687 Hey, long time no see. 184 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,804 You don't know me very well, but each time you crawl out a window... 185 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,566 ...to escape my company, it chips away at my masculinity. 186 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,886 - I'm sorry. - Why would you leave like that? 187 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,725 You were pushing me. I didn't want to send my food back... 188 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,405 ...and you tried to make me do it. 189 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,922 If I upset you, why didn't you say something? 190 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,970 How can I tell you I'm upset if I can't tell the woman at Supercuts... 191 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,929 ...that my forehead's my best feature? 192 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:48,682 - It's scary. - Well, I like you a lot and that's scary for me. 193 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,327 Mostly because you're a proven flight risk. 194 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,607 How could you like me a lot? 195 00:12:56,640 --> 00:13:00,725 Well... For one thing, you have bigger emotional problems than I do... 196 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,287 ...and I find that very attractive in a woman. 197 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,969 I don't know, I just... 198 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,245 I think you're wonderful. 199 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,450 I'm sweating out of my head. 200 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:28,447 (IN NORMAL VOICE) The dragon falls from the sky, crashing into the volcano. 201 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,681 (ALL CHEERING) 202 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,601 But wait, he's not dead. 203 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:38,210 He crawls out, spreads his wings and prepares to attack... 204 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,051 Wait. 205 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,881 Doesn't he say something first? 206 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,726 Maybe in the voice of a beloved celebrity? 207 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,847 Fine. 208 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,049 (MIMICS CHRISTOPHER WALKEN) "You'd think, after all these years... 209 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,360 ...I'd know not to fly over volcanoes. 210 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,085 I'm a frigging idiot." 211 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,765 The dragon's Christopher Walken. Perfect. 212 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,049 Amy, it's your turn. We need one more hit. Finish him off. 213 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,686 Here we go. Fifteen. 214 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,161 (IN NORMAL VOICE) It's a hit, the dragon collapses to the ground. 215 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,891 Wait, wait. 216 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,082 And says... 217 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,248 (MIMICS CHRISTOPHER WALKEN) "Mother? Is that you? 218 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,448 Your little boy is coming home." 219 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,571 I don't know about you guys, but I've been through the emotional wringer tonight. 220 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:43,847 This may be the potion talking, but you are one fine-ass Dungeon Master. 221 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,209 (IN NORMAL VOICE) When we get home, I'm gonna take you on a different adventure. 222 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,887 Another quest by Wolowitz? Count me in. 223 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:58,084 - Sheldon, they're talking about sex. - Oh, then I'm out. 224 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,244 Ooh, I have an idea. 225 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,050 Since it's not happening anytime soon... 226 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,966 ...why don't your character and your character do it in the game? 227 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,721 Ooh! 228 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,524 - Come on, back me up here. - Oh. 229 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,802 (IN UNISON) Ooh! 230 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,202 Okay. I cast a love spell on Sheldon and Amy. 231 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,762 Ooh! Sorry, I thought you were gonna do that... 232 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:31,405 The love spell takes effect. When Sheldon looks at Amy... 233 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:35,849 ...she is the most beautiful half-orc he's ever seen... 234 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,005 ...and he's overcome with a desire to rip her armor off... 235 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,562 ...and gaze fondly at her four hairy breasts. 236 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,204 When Amy sees Sheldon, he looks... 237 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,845 ...just like Sheldon because apparently she's into that. 238 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,887 What do you do? 239 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,207 I don't like this. 240 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,683 You see what happens when you let girls play D&D? 241 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,607 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 242 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:19,084 SHELDON: Amy. Amy. Amy. 243 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,406 What? 244 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,202 I've never knocked on my own door before. 245 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,088 That was a wild ride. 246 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,207 You don't have to come in here and cheer me up. 247 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,204 Thank you. 248 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,603 Would you tell everyone else that? Because they sure think otherwise. 249 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,889 I'll tell you what they think. 250 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,846 They think our relationship is a joke. 251 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,006 I don't think our relationship is a joke. 252 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:55,887 I think, "A horse goes into a bar, bartender says, 'Why the long face?"', that's a joke. 253 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,082 It's a good one too, because a horse has a long face. 254 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,241 Sheldon... 255 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,970 ...are we ever going to have an intimate relationship? 256 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,890 Oh, my, that's an uncomfortable topic. 257 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,287 Amy... 258 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,763 Before I met you... 259 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,921 ...I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone. 260 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,367 And now? 261 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,523 And now what? 262 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,361 Do you have any interest now? 263 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,850 I have not ruled it out. 264 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,447 Wow. Talk dirty to me. 265 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:48,242 I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but for me, what we have... 266 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,404 ...is extremely intimate. 267 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,609 I guess I know that. 268 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,886 It's just... 269 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,443 ...I think part of me wants more. 270 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,971 More? 271 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,727 Look at us. It's only been three years, here we are in bed together. 272 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,127 Come on. 273 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,686 Let's go back out there. 274 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,002 Well, no, hold on. 275 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:23,771 My elven magic-user and your half-orc warrior... 276 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,968 ...did have a love spell cast on them. 277 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,331 We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through. 278 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,688 Okay. 279 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:41,689 I believe that, uh, we just killed a dragon. 280 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,411 While the others pillage the corpse... 281 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,491 ...I lead you to a secluded area... 282 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:55,481 ...where I attempt to remove your leather armor. 283 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,170 - It comes off. - Oh. 284 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,727 What do you do? 285 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,523 I... 286 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,560 ...kiss you on the lips. 287 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,447 I kiss you back on the... 288 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,010 ...lips as well. 289 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,006 Your turn. 290 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,810 I remove your armor. 291 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,370 What do you do? 292 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:41,691 I erotically caress your... 293 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,929 - ...nose. - Keep rolling. 294 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,765 Hey, you guys have been in there a while. You doing okay? 295 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,445 SHELDON: We're fine, thank you. 296 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,446 - Okay, we just want to say we feel bad... AMY: Go away! Sheldon is nibbling on my... 297 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,687 (DIE CLATTERS) 298 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,968 Fourteen! Yes!