1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:08,446 RAJESH: So anyway, last night on video chat, I spent, like, 20 minutes just staring into Lucy's eyes. 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:12,122 - That sounds romantic. - It was, until I realized the screen had frozen. 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,247 Still one of my top three dates of all time. 4 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,523 So we ever gonna hang out with this girl? 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,929 Ahh, I'd love that, but she's not really comfortable around people. 6 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:26,768 Yeah, I used to be uncomfortable around people, but then I learned a trick. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,244 I pretend everyone I meet is a beloved character from Star Trek. 8 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,891 How's that working for you? 9 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,402 Oh, like a charm, unnamed crewman in a red shirt. 10 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,650 Leonard, I may have gotten you a job. 11 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,489 - I have a job. - Yes, he does. He caters to my every whim. 12 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:51,210 No, in a couple of weeks, Stephen Hawking's team is sending an expedition... 13 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,569 ...to the North Sea to test hydrodynamic simulations of black holes. 14 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,810 One of their experimental physicists dropped out and I recommended you. 15 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,489 Well, do you really think I have a shot? 16 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,241 Yeah, I've worked with Hawking, I talked you up. He knows your research. 17 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,363 - I think this could happen. - He kno...? 18 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:08,607 Wow. 19 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,122 Wait, now, but do you think that's a good idea? 20 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,566 You know Star Trek. 21 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:19,044 Should a guy with no name and a red shirt really go on an expedition? 22 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,524 Hey, don't discourage him. This is a fantastic opportunity. 23 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,802 No one asked you, Uhura. 24 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,486 Would you like to hear a classic Sheldon Cooper factoid? 25 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,409 - What do you think? - Great. 26 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,288 I've been doing some reading about vehicular safety. 27 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:44,451 Did you know that the highest number of drowning accidents... 28 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:48,201 ...happen on or around boats? 29 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,486 Interesting that you would bring that up when I might go work on a boat. 30 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,650 Well, that's the thing about factoids, they're interesting. 31 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,722 I know what you're doing. 32 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,567 You don't want me going on this trip because you're afraid to be alone. 33 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,923 I'm not afraid to be alone. 34 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,201 On land. 35 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,163 On the sea, it would be terrifying. 36 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,682 Because of all the drowning. 37 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,641 - Sheldon. - Fine, no more drowning talk. 38 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,683 I'll change the subject. 39 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,284 Who do you think would win in a fight... 40 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,484 ...you or a shark? 41 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:34,766 Look, I appreciate your signature blend of concern for me and incredible selfishness... 42 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:40,602 ...but if I get the chance to do this, there's nothing you can say that's going to stop me. 43 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,251 Very well. 44 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,407 Things between you and Penny have never been better. 45 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,246 I hope four months apart doesn't change anything. 46 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,808 I should've opened with that, huh? 47 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,923 If you look carefully at Venus... 48 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:30,205 ...you should be able to see the International Space Station pass by. 49 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,370 Wow, your friend was actually up there? 50 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,001 Yeah, he brought me back a T-shirt that said: 51 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:40,444 "My Friend Went to the Space Station and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt." 52 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,084 Did he take the T-shirt to space? 53 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,800 Nope. It's exactly as lousy as advertised. 54 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:51,047 Speaking of friends, they have been asking to meet you. 55 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,964 I was thinking maybe we could all hang out sometime? 56 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,969 I don't know, how many are there? 57 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,442 Let's see. Six. 58 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,961 That's pretty cool. I have six friends. 59 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,042 I'm kind of like Sinatra. 60 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,770 Six strangers, that's a lot of pressure. 61 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:15,204 Staring at me, asking me personal questions like, "What do you do? 62 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,969 Where are you from? Why did you lock yourself in the bathroom?" 63 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:24,570 Okay, how about you just dip your toe in and meet one of them? 64 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,480 - Will you be there? - Of course. 65 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,002 Well, that's two. Three if you count me. This is getting out of hand. 66 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:39,368 So then, during my afternoon shift, I spilled an entire tray of drinks on myself. 67 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,370 - Oh, that's awful. - Not really. My shirt was soaking wet. 68 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,847 I got, like, the biggest tip of my life. 69 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,643 So listen, do you remember when I said the similarities... 70 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,650 ...of the equations of general relativity and hydrodynamics... 71 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:58,209 ...suggest you could find the equivalent of Unruh radiation in a large body of water? 72 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,002 I thought I said that to you. 73 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:10,885 Anyway, Stephen Hawking's team is looking into that, and I've been invited to join them. 74 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,566 Wow, Hawking. Good for you. 75 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,809 Well, it is, just, you know, I'd be gone for a while. 76 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,202 - Well, how long? - Three, four months. 77 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,164 Whoa. 78 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,761 - When would you leave? - Couple of weeks. 79 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:25,887 Wow. 80 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,163 - Okay, well, I'll just come visit you. - That's the thing, you can't. 81 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,328 I'll be on a ship in the North Sea. 82 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:35,320 On a ship? Aren't they afraid Hawking will just roll overboard? 83 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:41,771 He's not gonna be there. He's just sending a team to research his theory. 84 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:46,170 Oh, sure. Like when you send me to kill spiders in your bathtub. 85 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:52,011 Oh. Okay. So four months. 86 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,446 Yeah. 87 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:57,531 And I'm a little worried because things between us have been so great... 88 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,530 ...and I'd hate to do anything that screws that up. 89 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,370 If you're gonna screw things up... 90 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,404 ...it's gonna be while you're here, not while you're away. 91 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,922 I mean, look, you have to go. It sounds like an amazing opportunity. 92 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,841 And I'm just basing that on how much I didn't understand what you said about it. 93 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:23,241 Okay. I'll confirm the travel arrangements in the morning. 94 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,961 Okay, good. 95 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,281 - I do have to ask you one favor. - Sure. 96 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,723 Sheldon's nervous about me leaving, keep an eye on him while I'm gone. 97 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:36,289 Oh, I don't know. Remember what happened when I took care of your goldfish? 98 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,490 Well, flush Sheldon down the toilet and get me a new one. 99 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,091 (LAUGHS) 100 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,331 Really, you guys do not need to throw me a going away party. 101 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,410 Are you kidding me? How often can you say bon voyage... 102 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,888 ...to somebody when they're actually going on a voyage? 103 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,929 Hello, Rajesh. 104 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,681 (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 105 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,121 (IN INDIAN ACCENT) Hello, Amy. Nice to see you. 106 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,926 (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 107 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,851 (IN NORMAL VOICE) What can I say, it's funnier with the accent. 108 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,440 There's beer in the fridge. Anyway, you guys really don't need to make a big deal. 109 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,005 Leonard, you're being selfish. 110 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,289 We need to give you a proper send-off so we'll have closure... 111 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,006 ...when you die at sea and crabs eat your face. 112 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,402 Sheldon, sweetie, shut up. 113 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:28,281 One of the things that helped me get through Howard being in space for so long... 114 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,448 ...was getting married before he left. 115 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,881 Bernadette, sweetie, shut up. 116 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,686 Okay, I have a request to make. 117 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,486 And now he can talk. 118 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,521 I want to cut open your brain and see what the heck's going on in there. 119 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,088 The only person allowed inside this head is Dr. Phil. 120 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,330 Anyway, I spoke to my new lady friend about meeting you all. 121 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,330 She thought it would be easier for her to start with just one. 122 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:02,366 Gee, I don't know, my schedule is a little busy. 123 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,689 Actually, I was thinking Leonard. 124 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,521 Well, thank you, Raj, I'd be honored. 125 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,167 What the hell? I thought I was your best friend. 126 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,045 You are, but you've got kind of a big personality... 127 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:18,404 ...with your flashy clothes and your Woody Allen swagger. 128 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,840 Maybe she'd be more comfortable meeting a girl first. 129 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,805 - Good idea. Bernadette? - What the hell? 130 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,008 Well, you're very pretty, that could be intimidating to another woman. 131 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,725 Oh, yeah. 132 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,927 Hey, you don't think I'm pretty enough to scare your girlfriend? 133 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,130 Calm down, Bernie, you're very scary. 134 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,006 It should be me. 135 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,563 Why? So you can make jokes about cutting open my brain? 136 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,127 A, that was not a joke, that was a sincere request. 137 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,963 And B, more importantly, I was the outsider to this group... 138 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,162 ...and I know how frightening that can be. 139 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:03,161 But you guys took me in and made me feel loved, like I was family. 140 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,965 Fine, I'll do it. 141 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:15,608 So after I started dating Sheldon, I met Leonard and then everybody else... 142 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,962 ...and they've all been so wonderful to me. 143 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,406 That's really nice to hear. 144 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,921 Maybe next week we could all get together. 145 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,162 Lucy, you don't have to answer that. 146 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,966 Don't put her on the spot, she hates that. Am I right? 147 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,482 Tell her how much you hate being put on the spot. Go ahead, tell her. 148 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,761 He's a little nervous... 149 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,482 ...because he doesn't think I understand the severity of your social anxiety. 150 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,361 You can't talk about social anxiety to someone who has social anxiety... 151 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,040 ...it makes them socially anxious. 152 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:46,241 Excuse me, but I'm a neurobiologist, I think I'm more qualified than you... 153 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,450 ...to understand what's not working in your girlfriend's brain. 154 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,731 Don't call her my girlfriend. 155 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,969 We haven't discussed whether we're girlfriend and boyfriend yet. 156 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,802 Now that it's out there... 157 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:04,329 ...are you my girlfriend? By the way, if you say no, I'll never be happy again. 158 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,324 Not to put you on the spot. 159 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,371 I think I have to go to the bathroom. 160 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:15,927 (DOOR SHUTS) 161 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:19,522 We might as well go ahead and eat. She's not coming back any time soon. 162 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,847 This is ridiculous. We're shopping for a party. 163 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,769 This store doesn't have a party section. 164 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,247 Yeah, it does, and here we are. 165 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,967 I have to say, Penny, I don't understand why you, of all people... 166 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,003 ...are encouraging Leonard to do this. 167 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,971 Well, I'm his girlfriend, of course I'm gonna support him. 168 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,202 Well, you're his girlfriend for now. 169 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:49,803 Maybe you're not aware of this, but there is a rich tradition of men at sea... 170 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,408 ...finding comfort in each other's arms and britches. 171 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,961 Honey, this is a big deal for Leonard, okay? 172 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:02,927 He gets to work with Stephen Hawking, who, by the way, will not be on the boat, I checked. 173 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:07,651 It's not that big of an opportunity. I mean, even if Hawking's theories are correct... 174 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,207 ...all they prove is where the universe came from... 175 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,007 ...why everything exists and what its ultimate end will be. 176 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,204 Me? I'm interested in the big questions. 177 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,728 Oh, my God, Sheldon the genius is jealous of Leonard. 178 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,729 I'm not jealous. 179 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:30,006 I'm just very unhappy that good things are happening for him and not happening for me. 180 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,642 Sweetie, this is a natural thing to feel. 181 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,286 Just because good things are happening to Leonard... 182 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,370 ...doesn't take anything away from you. Let me tell you a story. 183 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,449 There was a girl who worked at the Cheesecake Factory... 184 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,404 - ...and she wasn't good at her job. - It was you. 185 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,250 It wasn't me. 186 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,046 But she was also an actress. 187 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,562 We were both up for the same part in a toothpaste commercial. She got it. 188 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:54,401 I was so jealous, but instead of ripping out her fake blond hair... 189 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,967 You ripped out your own fake blond hair. 190 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,290 I looked her in the eye, smiled and said, "I'm happy for you." 191 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,608 Because that's what friends do. 192 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,402 They lie so they don't look petty. 193 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,887 - Yeah. - How? 194 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,770 Like this. 195 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,526 I am so happy for you. 196 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,005 Wow. 197 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,124 No wonder you didn't get that toothpaste commercial. 198 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,328 - Hey. - Hey. 199 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,890 I want to apologize for Amy last night. She was completely out of line. 200 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,527 Are you not speaking to me or did the screen freeze again? 201 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,809 Amy wasn't the problem. 202 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,126 Okay, I know, it was me. 203 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,368 I pushed too hard. I'm sorry. 204 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,846 Thank you. 205 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,726 You know, I've been thinking that maybe meeting somebody one-on-one... 206 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,121 ...is too intense... 207 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,210 ...so Friday night, my friends are having a party. 208 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,641 - A party? - A little one. 209 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:08,169 It's a farewell for Leonard, so all the attention will be on him. 210 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,331 If you wear something brown and sit on the couch, they won't even know you're there. 211 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,528 - I'm not sure. - Please. 212 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,848 - Raj. - Come on, don't make me beg. 213 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,407 And I'm from India, so I know how to do it. 214 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,607 Okay. 215 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,371 Yeah, thank you. This means a lot to me. 216 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,642 My friends are like my family. 217 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,730 Unless you don't like them, in which case, they're dead to me. 218 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,891 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 219 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,203 - You ever spent a long time in a boat before? - Yeah. 220 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:44,246 Are you referring to the time we got stuck on the Small World ride at Disneyland? 221 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,445 (SADLY) Yeah. 222 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,366 I'm proud of you, Leonard. 223 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:55,889 Working out on the North Sea for months? That's really something. 224 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,127 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I know. 225 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,164 As far as science goes, this is the adventure of a lifetime. 226 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,609 Ha, ha. Maybe your lifetime, I went to space. 227 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,401 It's not a competition. 228 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,886 You're right, you're right. 229 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:12,926 I'm really proud of you, and I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. 230 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,607 And space beats water. 231 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,451 Rajesh, I thought Lucy was coming. 232 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,529 She is. She's just running a little late. 233 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:27,442 You know how it is, girls, always fussing about their hair, their makeup, she'll be here. 234 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,130 Just give it a rest, okay? 235 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,726 (TURNS OFF STEREO) 236 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,241 Can I have your attention, everyone? 237 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,283 (CLINKING) 238 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,810 That's B-flat for those who don't have perfect pitch. 239 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:46,851 I would like to propose a toast to my best friend, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. 240 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,443 He has been presented with a wonderful opportunity... 241 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,167 ...and I couldn't be happier for him. 242 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,811 Thank you, Sheldon, that must have been hard for you to say. 243 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,443 Well, I mean it. I'm really happy for you. 244 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,171 And that's how you get a toothpaste commercial. Cheers. 245 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,444 Cheers. 246 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,686 That's really nice of you to try to be happy for Leonard. 247 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,168 - Thank you. - It must've killed you when I went to space. 248 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,570 - Oh, no. - Buddy, you okay? 249 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,131 Oh, man. 250 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,725 What's going on? 251 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,609 Go ahead, read it. 252 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:40,488 "Raj, I can't come to the party. This is all just too much for me. 253 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:47,009 I don't think we should see each other anymore. Sorry. Lucy." 254 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,011 Excuse me. 255 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,645 Raj, I'm so sorry. 256 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,450 AMY: Me too. 257 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,847 (DOOR SHUTS) 258 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,044 It did not kill me when you went to space. 259 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,727 Monkeys went to space. 260 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,166 (PENNY SIGHS) 261 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,050 Well, here we are. 262 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,725 Yep. 263 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,050 I'm really gonna miss you. 264 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,805 I'm gonna miss you too. 265 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,048 Penny, we're in the red zone. 266 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,760 The white zone is for loading and unloading. 267 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,207 We're breaking the law. 268 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,121 - There's no space in the white zone, so... LEONARD: Anyway... 269 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,530 ...we can e-mail and I think the phone connections are good. 270 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,525 You have to get out of the car now. I'm not going to jail. 271 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,445 - Would you just relax? - Oh, I see a space in the white zone. 272 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,001 Quick, circle the airport. 273 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,048 - Did you bring enough inhalers? - Yeah. 274 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:49,484 And extra Dramamine? You remember what happened on It's a Small World. 275 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,044 - I'm covered. PENNY: Okay. 276 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,886 Dear Lord, a police officer is glancing in our direction. 277 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,844 We've been made. 278 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,767 Calm down, I'm getting out. 279 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,851 - I have something I want to give you. - Oh, Leonard. 280 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,889 It's a locket with Leonard's face in it. 281 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,566 He got it at the mall on clearance. Move, move, move! 282 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,286 I love you. 283 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,283 I love you too. 284 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:22,601 Don't worry, officer, they just love each other, we're not smuggling drugs. 285 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,886 Raj? It's Penny, are you in there? 286 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,605 Hang on. 287 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,402 Hey. I'm coming back from the airport. I wanted to see how you're doing. 288 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,809 That's very nice of you. Come, come. Come on in. 289 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,600 I can't stay long. I left Sheldon in the car with the window cracked open. 290 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:54,691 He's gonna go through that activity book in, like, 30 seconds, so... 291 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,521 Are you okay? 292 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,205 No. 293 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,968 I'm so sorry. 294 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,690 It's my fault. 295 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:12,966 I finally found someone who's right for me and I drove her away. 296 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,685 Raj. 297 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,365 Penny... 298 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,449 ...I miss her already. 299 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,964 I know how you feel. I miss Leonard too. 300 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,526 What's...? 301 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,441 What is wrong with me? Why can't I ever have love? 302 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:35,283 - You will. - No, I won't, I'm unlovable. 303 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,562 That's just the booze talking. 304 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,885 No, it's not. I haven't had a drink since last night. 305 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,969 You're talking to me. 306 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,889 - I am. - Aah! 307 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,008 And now I'm crying for a whole different reason. 308 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,526 Me too. 309 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,368 So I guess what I'm saying is, I get where Lucy's coming from. 310 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,211 - That's great. Do you want some wine? - No, water is fine. 311 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:17,884 Anyhow, I've been thinking about it a lot, and I totally see why Lucy did what she did. 312 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,323 I pushed too hard, but if I back off and give her enough space... 313 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,887 ...maybe there's still a future for us. 314 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,243 The funny thing about life is that sometimes something you think... 315 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,363 (WHISPERS) Does he ever shut up? 316 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,171 RAJESH: But then it turns good again and that means it's better... 317 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,203 ...than if it had never been bad a while. 318 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,001 And now things aren't good. They are in fact... 319 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,687 ...very, very bad... 320 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:44,363 ...but at least my heart is starting to heal. Slowly, but surely. 321 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,724 How I cried, it was like a little thunderstorm on my face. 322 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,730 But I'm a man, okay? So I need to pull myself together... 323 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,930 ...pick up a pen and get it all out in my journal. I mean... 324 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:59,091 ...it's not all bad. Having my heart broken has allowed me to speak in front of you... 325 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,123 ...so, you know, the silver lining.