﻿1
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So... couldn't help
but notice none of you RSVP'd

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to my murder mystery dinner party.

3
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Oh, yeah.
We were meaning to do that.

4
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No, you weren't, because it
was a week ago and nobody came!

5
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So if you want to solve the mystery
of who stabbed Koothrappali

6
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in the back with the weapon of
indifference, it was all of you.

7
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I don't think that qualifies
as a mystery.

8
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We all knew what we were doing.

9
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- We're sorry, Rajesh.
- Maybe we can do it next week.

10
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Whoa, we're not that sorry.

11
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Don't worry, I can take a hint.
No more murder mystery parties.

12
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- Thank you.
- Hallelujah.

13
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Because I've got something
even better planned!

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- Come on!
- Just hear me out.

15
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I'm going to make you guys
a scavenger hunt

16
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like they have at MIT.

17
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Oh, I loved those.
I did them every year there.

18
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- We did them at Princeton, too.
- Oh, that's cute.

19
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Like it's a real college.

20
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That's amusing. I was going
to say that about MIT,

21
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but it works for Princeton, too.

22
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Scavenger hunts at Harvard
were really tough.

23
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I always got stuck
on the first challenge.

24
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Trying to find someone
to be on a team with me.

25
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I guess that story's
more sad than funny.

26
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I love scavenger hunts. My friends
and I had them all the time.

27
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Oh, these are a little different.

28
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There's a tradition
at elite universities.

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And Princeton.

30
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A tradition of hunts full of puzzles
that rely on logic,

31
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obscure knowledge, science.

32
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Oh, in ours we would just run
around town looking for a store

33
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that would sell us beer.

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- So, who's in?
- I think it sounds fun.

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- Yeah, me, too.
- I'm in.

36
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- Let's do it.
- I'm sorry.

37
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Are we really doing this
or are we tricking Koothrappali again

38
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like with the dinner party?

39
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What's all this?

40
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Oh, everything I could possibly need
to win the scavenger hunt.

41
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You really think he's gonna
send us to a bowling alley?

42
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Well, if he does, do you know how
filthy those rental balls are?

43
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They might as well
stand on the corner

44
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and give away free rectal exams.

45
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Ahem.

46
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Okay, everybody.

47
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Who's ready for a...

48
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Oh!

49
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Scavenger hunt?

50
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Somewhere... in the city of Pasadena,

51
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I've hidden a golden coin!

52
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You will be faced with a total
often puzzles!

53
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Each...

54
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Each... each puzzle will lead you

55
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to the location of the next,

56
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the last of which
will lead you to the coin.

57
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The first team that finds it... wins!

58
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He is a born showman.

59
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Any questions?

60
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Yes, to be fair, do people who went
to Princeton get a head start?

61
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That's not funny.

62
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Oh, it actually is,
if you get the joke.

63
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It's based on the premise that
Princeton isn't a very good school.

64
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Ha-ha.

65
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Oh, see? Now, he gets it.

66
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Okay, guys, go ahead and divide
yourselves into teams of two.

67
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- Should we just do couples?
- Couples sounds great.

68
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Or we could mix things up.
Maybe pick names out of a hat, whatever.

69
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

70
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Why don't you just admit you don't
want to be on a team with me.

71
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I just said, "Couples sound great."

72
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Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't
think I'm smart enough.

73
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You think I'm gonna be a liability.

74
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Even though I totally just used
the word "liability" correctly

75
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in a sentence.

76
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Yeah.

77
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No, let's do couples. I want to.

78
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No, no, no. Let's mix things up.

79
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I choose Sheldon,
and we're gonna kick your ass!

80
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Yeah... really?

81
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The only time I'm ever
picked first for a team

82
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and I'm stuck with the liability?

83
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Stop that.
Penny is not a liability.

84
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Thank you.
Do you want to be on my team?

85
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Maybe we pick names out of a hat.

86
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Hurry up and close the door
so they can't hear us.

87
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Would you stop pouting?
So, you picked my name. Get over it.

88
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Yes, and do you know what
the odds are I'd pick your name?

89
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No. One in five.

90
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Now you know why I'm pouting.

91
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All right, teams.
Get ready to open your first puzzle.

92
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Go!

93
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Do you see what I did?
The first puzzle is a puzzle!

94
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Oh, my God, how adorable is that?

95
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I wish I had a friend like me.

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What are you doing?
You have to start with the edges.

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There's no right way, Sheldon.
I already found a few pieces that fit.

98
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Yeah, well, take them apart
and start with the edges.

99
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And stop wasting time.

100
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Wow, you're really good at puzzles.

101
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I did them all the time as a kid.

102
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As my mom used to say,
"When you're doing a puzzle,

103
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it's like having a thousand friends."

104
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She was full
of fun lies like that.

105
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If it makes you feel any better,
my mom's just full of pound cake.

106
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I'm sorry you got stuck with me.

107
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I bet you wanted
to be with Bernadette.

108
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Have you ever played
a game with Bernadette?

109
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- No.
- Have you ever gone

110
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into a steel cage with a wolverine?

111
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Faster, faster, faster!
Do you not know that word?

112
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- It means "more fast"!
- Stop yelling at me.

113
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Hey! You'll know
when I'm yelling at you.

114
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Oh. Oh, it's the comic book store!
All right, come on.

115
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That's where we have to go.

116
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But we haven't finished the puzzle.

117
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Well, it doesn't matter!
We know the answer!

118
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You think you know the answer.
But it could be a trick.

119
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What if when the puzzle's complete,

120
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there's a sign
in the window that says,

121
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"Go to the train store"?

122
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Okay, it's not gonna say that.

123
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Well, I hope you're wrong.
I really want to go to the train store.

124
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It's the comic book store. Let's go!

125
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Come on, numb nuts,
it's the comic book store!

126
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It's the comic book store,
it's the comic book store,

127
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it's the comic book store!

128
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- It's the comic book store.
- Oh!

129
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- Do you think Penny's mad at me?
- Because you're in the right lane

130
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behind a bus and won't go around it?
I'm sure she finds it charming.

131
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No, because I didn't
want her on my team.

132
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I'm starting to think
she dodged a bullet.

133
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The slowest bullet in the world.

134
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I never realized
you were so competitive.

135
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Yeah, I know.

136
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It's probably because I grew up
with five brothers and sisters

137
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so I had to fight for every...

138
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Oh, my God, you did not
just slow down for a bird!

139
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You know they fly, right?!

140
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I think this is
the first time we've ever

141
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actually been alone together.

142
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Huh, I guess you're right.
Wonder why that is.

143
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Well, off the top of my head,
I'd say we don't have a lot

144
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in common except for the people
we're involved with.

145
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Plus, when we first met,
Penny warned me never

146
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to get into a car alone with you.

147
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Yeah.

148
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You know, I bet you and I have
more in common than we think.

149
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- Such as?
- I don't know.

150
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- Tell me some things you like.
- Uh, let's see.

151
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I like harps,
Little House on the Prairie,

152
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medieval poetry,
medieval literature...

153
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Hey, how about some music?

154
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Great. Sheldon never lets me
listen to music in the car.

155
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He doesn't want to be mistaken
for a gang member.

156
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Find something you like.

157
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Beatles, boring.

158
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Eminem, scary.

159
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Weird Al? How old are you?

160
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- Neil Diamond?
- Yeah, I love Neil Diamond.

161
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I love Neil Diamond.

162
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Oh, hey, thanks for letting me
use the comic book store

163
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- as part of the scavenger hunt.
- Oh, my pleasure.

164
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Always happy to help out
with fun things

165
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that I wasn't invited
to be a part of.

166
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Oh, congratulations.
You're the first team to arrive.

167
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Yes! It's not a ruse
to make fun of me!

168
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It's a real game and I'm winning it!

169
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Your next puzzle is a riddle.

170
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And who better to give it to you
than The Riddler?

171
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Go, 90, go, go, go, go, go, go,
90, 90, 90, 90, go, go, go!

172
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How am I faster than you?

173
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I'm in heels and I stopped
to take a phone call.

174
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I have asthma. Back off!

175
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"Riddle me this.
Arrah, Arrah, and gather round,"

176
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the work of this hero
is legion-bound.

177
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He multiplies N
by the number of He,

178
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"and in this room
the thing you'll see."

179
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- Good riddle, huh?
- Yeah.

180
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So when you guys plan fun activities,
does my name even...

181
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come up, or...?

182
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I invited you to my
murder mystery party.

183
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- No, you didn't.
- Oh.

184
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We're the last ones here,
hurry up!

185
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- It is a marathon, not a sprint.
- People run in a marathon!

186
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Not with a bowling ball
on their back.

187
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Hey, Penny, I just
wanted to say good luck,

188
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and I hope there's no hard feelings.

189
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,847
Hey, Romeo! Repair your relationship
on your own time!

190
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,529
Relax, it's a hard puzzle.
It's gonna take a while to solve.

191
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- "Riddle me this..."
- Got it.

192
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,160
Hey, Princeton, look at that,

193
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,448
Team Community College Night School
is in the lead.

194
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,006
I thought we were
the Lightning Sharks!

195
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,608
Hey, you know what this could mean...

196
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,123
Oh, oh, that's good.
Then this would be...

197
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,647
- That's it.
- To the Neil Mobile!

198
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,483
I knew it, we're gonna lose!

199
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,165
Wait, I got it. I got it!

200
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,891
Congratulations, you got it last.

201
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,440
You're really mean, you know that?

202
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,842
So no one's gonna buy anything.

203
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,724
A-ha! Okay...

204
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,370
Let's see.

205
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:08,081
"To continue on your quest,
leave no stone unturned."

206
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,527
The next clue must be hidden
under one of these rocks.

207
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,603
Okay.

208
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,000
Sheldon, I've got to ask.

209
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,640
How did you figure out
that it was the geology lab?

210
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,608
Oh, simple.

211
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,684
The Arrah Arrah in the riddle
meant Jan Arrah,

212
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,451
a member of the Legion of
Superheroes known as Element Lad.

213
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,809
And then the word "He,"
it wasn't the masculine pronoun,

214
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but rather, "H-E,"
the abbreviation for helium.

215
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,603
See where I'm going with this?

216
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,524
- Yes.
- Nice try.

217
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,842
Now, Element Lad's ability

218
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is the power to transmute
chemical elements.

219
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Helium has an atomic number of two.

220
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If you multiply that by the
atomic number of nitrogen,

221
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you get 14, which is
the atomic number of...?

222
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,688
I'm just funnin' you, silicon.
And that is the most common element

223
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in the Earth's surface.
So that narrowed it down

224
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to the geology lab
or the chemistry lab.

225
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,407
Wow.

226
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,847
I can drink a beer underwater.

227
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,883
And I'm sure your parents are proud.

228
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:14,364
Now, finally, the line
"in this room the thing you'll see"

229
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,643
was an obvious reference
to Fantastic Four member The Thing,

230
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,566
- who's made entirely of...
- Shut up. I solved it!

231
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,002
Those are map coordinates.

232
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,248
Got 'em. Let's go.

233
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,290
Wait. Don't you want to know
how I figured it out?

234
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,090
No one likes a know-it-all, Penny.

235
00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,971
Um...

236
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:05,086
I'm okay with you driving my car,
I'm not okay with you flying my car.

237
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,328
Don't sweat it, my dad's a cop.
He can fix things.

238
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,281
Uh-huh. Like death?

239
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:15,729
Your kid may be an honor student,
but you're a moron!

240
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,804
Penny's not answering my texts.

241
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,684
Who cares? Focus on the game.

242
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,281
This stupid game is why
she's mad in the first place.

243
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,124
- I'm telling her I'm quitting.
- No!

244
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,726
Quitting would be the worst thing
for your relationship.

245
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:29,881
Why?

246
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,169
Because it would make you seem like
something she already thinks you are.

247
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:37,644
- What does she think I am?
- How do I put this?

248
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:42,931
She's been known to call you a name
that usually applies to a lady part.

249
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,081
Or a cat.

250
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,287
Or a willow.

251
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,603
I can't believe
she would say that about me.

252
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,128
If you're gonna cry about it,
there's tissues in my purse.

253
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,523
Unless you got some in yours.
Big willow.

254
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,002
Okay... another 30 feet.

255
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,009
Okay.

256
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,850
Oh. It's a bowling alley.

257
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,408
Yes. Yes!

258
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:43,521
My brain is better than everybody's!

259
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,363
Call me a lady part.
We'll see about that.

260
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,927
- Can you reach the clue?
- Almost.

261
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,402
Hurry, Sheldon and Penny were right
behind us in the bowling alley.

262
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,086
- Got it!
- Great, climb back up.

263
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,804
Come on!

264
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,731
Yeah, Penny might be onto something.

265
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,929
- To the planetarium!
- Let's go!

266
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,287
- To the tar pits!
- Let's go!

267
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,204
There's a Neil Diamond
concert next month!

268
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,089
Let's go!

269
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,003
Three bags, no one's opened 'em.
We're the first ones here!

270
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,685
- It's dirty laundry. You're up.
- Why me?

271
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,207
Because you've been training
for this your whole life.

272
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,607
You live in a pile of dirty laundry.

273
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,565
They're here first.
This is because

274
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,041
you made me slow down
for that blind guy.

275
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:59,290
- Okay, the clue must be in the bag.
- The clue must be in the bag.

276
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,760
- It's just a bunch of pants.
- It's just a bunch of pants.

277
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,564
You know, I'm surprised
you want to copy my answers

278
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,720
since I'm not even smart
enough to be on your team.

279
00:17:06,744 --> 00:17:08,961
Well, why would you want
to be on someone's team

280
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:12,408
who you like to call a... I can't
even say it in front of Sheldon.

281
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,646
What are you talking about?

282
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,569
You know exactly
what I'm talking about.

283
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,081
No, she doesn't.
I just made that up.

284
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,366
Why would you do that?

285
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,321
Because you were about to quit like
a big... Sheldon, cover your ears.

286
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,247
I'm not a child.
I know the word "ninny."

287
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,641
Yeah, well, you should have quit
'cause I'm still gonna beat your ass.

288
00:17:32,665 --> 00:17:35,131
Wish I had a man
like her on my team.

289
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,483
Hey, I am every bit
as much of a man as Penny.

290
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,688
Now, let's do this!

291
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,605
Wait, it's not all pants,
there's one shirt.

292
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,366
- Oh.
- Hey, that's my shirt.

293
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,568
- This one is, too.
- No, no, that's not mine.

294
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,121
- That has a big spot on it.
- Wait. So does this one.

295
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,044
Maybe the spot's the clue.

296
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,085
"Sheldon's spot."
The coin is in your spot!

297
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,967
- Oh, that's clever.
- Hurry!

298
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,930
Be there in a minute.
I just have to pre-soak these!

299
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,649
Stop her, Leonard! Stop her!

300
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,688
- Where the hell's the coin?
- Wasn't the answer Sheldon's spot?

301
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:32,050
Oh, yes, Leonard. Yes, it was.

302
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,203
- Then where's the coin?
- Yes, exactly.

303
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,771
Where is the coin?

304
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,447
Why don't you look in your pockets?

305
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,051
I slipped them in there
earlier today.

306
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,368
- I don't get it.
- Don't you see?

307
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,605
When we're all having fun together,
we're already winners.

308
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,569
Oh, look. See?

309
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,848
Even I'm a winner.

310
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,326
Are you kidding me?

311
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,326
That is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

312
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,411
You suck so hard.

313
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,570
Well, I thought...
Come on, I didn't want anyone

314
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,524
to feel bad at the end of the game.

315
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,848
And some of those puzzles
were really hard

316
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,640
and I didn't know
who was gonna get Penny.

317
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,609
Run.

318
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,003
Okay, okay, that came out wrong,
but you have to admit,

319
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,288
you all had a wonderful time.

320
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,762
Run to India.

321
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,008
I just wanted to do
something beautiful!

322
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,724
Hey, look. I won.

