1 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,090 Awkward silence. Sheldon on his phone. 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,370 No touching. Somebody's having date night. 3 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,648 It's actually steamier than it looks. 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,610 Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:19,966 in Renaissance paintings. 6 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,561 Oh, no, I got bored with that. 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,610 I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon. 8 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,810 How do you not tear off his clothes and take him here on this table? 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,440 If you do that, I'll scream. 10 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,803 Sheldon, I have some exciting news to tell you. 11 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,645 That makes two of us. My new cuticle scissors will be here 12 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,643 in one to two business days. 13 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,928 Come on, one. 14 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,287 I've been invited to consult on an experiment 15 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,403 at your university for a few months. 16 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,131 Isn't that great? We could have lunch together. 17 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,526 We could carpool. 18 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,969 You know, riding with Leonard has gotten a little tedious lately. 19 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,289 The only car game he ever wants to play is the Quiet Game. 20 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,569 And he's terrible at it. I always win. 21 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,648 - So, you're okay with this? - Well, why wouldn't I be? 22 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,888 Well, this project would have us working 23 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,565 in close proximity to one another. 24 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:19,846 And there's the vulgar adage that one should not defecate where one eats. 25 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,480 My father used to say that all the time. 26 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,684 That and, "Who does one have to orally gratify" 27 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,002 to get a drink around here?" 28 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,810 But what does that have to do with you working at the university? 29 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,566 Sheldon, "Don't defecate where you eat," 30 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:40,008 means don't have a romantic relationship in the workplace. 31 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,202 Really? 32 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,691 Yes. 33 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,647 Huh... 34 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,927 I always took it literally. 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,886 That's why I have never once moved my bowels in this or any restaurant. 36 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,369 I'm relieved that you don't have a problem with us working together. 37 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,568 Not as relieved as I'm about to be. 38 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,842 It's a brave new world, little lady. 39 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,005 Are you crazy? 40 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,130 You don't want your girlfriend at work with you. 41 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,930 Hell Clam. 42 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,047 Why not? 43 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,168 Hairy Fairy. 44 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,445 I think it could be romantic. 45 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,441 You know, my parents met at his place of work. 46 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,524 Your father's a gynecologist. 47 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,525 I know. What started as a pap smear turned into a date. 48 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,600 Which turned into her working there, which turned into marriage, 49 00:03:00,624 --> 00:03:03,912 which then turned into hatred, which continues to this day. 50 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,327 Two-Eyed Cyclops. 51 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,242 Would you please tell him this isn't a good idea? 52 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,731 No. I think it'll be great. 53 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,721 Maybe next time he gets conjunctivitis at work, 54 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,206 she can hold his head and try to put the drops in his eyes. 55 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,966 Giant baby. 56 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,009 That's a Raging Ogre. 57 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,923 I know. 58 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,401 I'm just saying, I'd never want to work with Bernadette. 59 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:29,966 Can you imagine seeing someone all day long 60 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,600 and then you're supposed to hang out with them after work, too? 61 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,041 Hold on. We do that all the time. 62 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,923 You and I work together and play together. 63 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,442 I know, and it drove me into the arms of another woman. 64 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,443 Bipolar Bear. 65 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,443 Well, I appreciate your concern, 66 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,251 but I won't be seeing any more of Amy than I already do. 67 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,687 I assume we'll deduct any extra time we spend together 68 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,241 at work from our weekly quota. 69 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,205 Please let me be there when you tell her that. 70 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,970 Why? So you can see the look on Amy's face 71 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,805 when she hears my top-notch idea? 72 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,121 Please, oh please, just let me be there. 73 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,320 So, Amy, what are you gonna be working on at Caltech? 74 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:13,925 I'm leading a study to see 75 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,080 if deficiency of the monoamine oxidase enzyme leads 76 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,004 to paralyzing fear in monkeys. 77 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,771 If they're anything like humans, the answer's yes. 78 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,321 Wait, you've done this experiment on humans? 79 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,125 You mean like death row inmates with nothing to lose? 80 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,322 No, that would be unethical. 81 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:34,523 Not a lot of people know this, but the monoamine oxidase enzyme 82 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,369 was discovered by a woman, Mary Bernheim. 83 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:43,042 That's right. My phone is just as smart as you guys. 84 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,440 Amy, Bernadette, Penny. 85 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,641 Amy, Bernadette, Penny. 86 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,887 Amy, Bernadette, Penny. 87 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,041 He's never gonna stop doing that, is he? 88 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,845 I don't mind. I'm hoping to put his love of repetition 89 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,644 to good use someday. 90 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,726 Um, I've reconsidered. 91 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,131 You can't work where I work. 92 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,561 - Enjoy the rest of your evening. - Sheldon. 93 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,164 I already signed the contract. I cashed a check. 94 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,646 Hmm. 95 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,964 You are not going to come out of this looking good. 96 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,560 Sheldon, I don't understand. I thought you were fine with it. 97 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:21,204 Well, I was. But that was before Howard explained to me 98 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,887 how awful it would be if he had to work with his significant other. 99 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,082 He said what? 100 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,325 Now, don't be insulted. 101 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,485 He just thinks too much of you would be mind-numbingly tedious. 102 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,802 Excuse me, I need to have a chat with my husband. 103 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,962 Well, now, keep it short. 104 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,930 From what I gather, brevity is your friend. 105 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,284 So, are we good here? 106 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,523 No, we're not good here. I am working on this project. 107 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,722 Yeah, you can't tell her what she can and cannot do. 108 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,529 Last week, you told Leonard he couldn't wear 109 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,443 his Wookiee jacket out in public. 110 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,520 That's different. I'm not going to the mall 111 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,245 with someone dressed like a dumb space bear. 112 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,725 Sheldon, you don't have to worry about me bothering you. 113 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,251 I'll be in a different building, 114 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,402 and we don't even have to have lunch together. 115 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,891 - Really? - Yes. 116 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,122 Before all things, I'm a scientist. 117 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,280 I'm just there to do my work and, with a little luck, 118 00:06:13,304 --> 00:06:16,353 scare the living crap out of some monkeys. 119 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,805 Hmm. 120 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,726 You sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn 121 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,041 to this blazing fire that is myself? 122 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,443 More and more sure. 123 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,769 - Well, then, you have my permission. - I didn't ask for your permission. 124 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,763 Too late. No backsies. 125 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,046 No, no, listen to me. Sheldon misunderstood. 126 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,969 What I meant was, if we worked together, 127 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,931 there'd be too much of me for you, not the other way around. 128 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,526 Howard, if you're going to lie to your wife, 129 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,762 don't start the sentence with "Sheldon misunderstood." 130 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,603 - That's a dead giveaway. - Well? 131 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,682 Okay, fine. I did say that, and I think it's true. 132 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,760 I think if we worked together and lived together, 133 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,127 we'd get sick of each other. 134 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,921 But to be fair, he only said the part about him getting sick of you. 135 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,610 For the love of God, why?! 136 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,680 What exactly do you think you'd get sick of? 137 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:19,084 His only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one. 138 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,771 It's nothing in particular. 139 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,566 Is it my voice? Am I too bossy? 140 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,201 My arm is feeling numb. 141 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,605 Nailed it. 142 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,965 That's the wrong arm for a heart attack, doofus. 143 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,482 My point is, I'm sure there are things about me 144 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,882 that would drive you crazy if you had to deal with them all clay long. 145 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,248 Like looking me in the eye and lying to me? 146 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,964 Come on, I just... 147 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,844 Where am I supposed to look when I lie to you? 148 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,408 Find somewhere else to sleep tonight. 149 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,891 Bernie... 150 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:07,001 If it makes you feel any better, Amy and I are fine. 151 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,648 I mean, really good. 152 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,567 So, boys, how was the pajama party? 153 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:20,440 You guys jump on the bed and sing into hair brushes? 154 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,682 It wasn't a pajama party. 155 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,166 It was just a couple of bros hanging out, giggling, 156 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,971 eating cookie dough and watching Princess Bride. 157 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,051 Please, stop talking. 158 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,688 "As you wish." 159 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,920 You know, Sheldon, none of this would've happened 160 00:08:41,944 --> 00:08:43,833 if I hadn't tried to help you. 161 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,049 It also wouldn't have happened if, in the early universe, 162 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,408 hydrogen was a little more common or a little less common. 163 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,522 This is fun. Your turn. 164 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,326 - Gentlemen. - Hey, Amy. 165 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,004 Hello. 166 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,964 That was kind of icy. You two okay? 167 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,287 We're fine. As Howard advised, 168 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,931 she's merely respecting our professional boundaries. 169 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,168 Smart. Take relationship advice from a man 170 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,408 who spent last night braiding Raj's hair. 171 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,242 You make a good point. 172 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,283 It would appear I was worried for nothing. 173 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,682 Look at her, desperately wishing she was over here at the cool table. 174 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:27,126 Don't worry, little moth. The flame will come to you. 175 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,880 On the off chance that Bernadette doesn't call back and apologize, 176 00:09:33,904 --> 00:09:37,083 how do you feel about Mexican food for dinner tonight? 177 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,525 I don't know. Sounds kind of heavy. 178 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,609 That's 'cause you always fill up on chips. 179 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,041 And this is Dr. Gunderson from Stockholm. 180 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,650 Ah, Sweden. 181 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:50,163 Home of my favorite Muppet and second favorite meatball. 182 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,760 Okay, the Nordic reputation for lack of humor is well-founded. 183 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,927 Boy, is his name Gunderson or No-Funderson? 184 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,721 Where are we going with this, Dr. Cooper? 185 00:10:05,744 --> 00:10:10,163 Please, I'm your boyfriend. You call me Sheldon. 186 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,124 That's right, I am in a boy-girl relationship 187 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,561 with this cute little lump of wool. 188 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,644 - Sheldon... - It's a physical relationship, too. 189 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:22,207 Hand-holding, hugging... even on hot days. 190 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,841 Ow! 191 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,240 Okay, here's a new one. 192 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,164 Apparently now we kick each other in the shin under the table. 193 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,649 How do you like it when I do it to you? 194 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,563 Not so much, huh? 195 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,769 Test subject D7, 196 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,400 aka Betsy, fear response study. 197 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,763 Frenchman on bicycle carrying baguettes. 198 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,289 No visible reaction. 199 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,283 Sousaphone. 200 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,561 Still no reaction. Okay. 201 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,250 Let's kick things up a notch. 202 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,721 Crocodile with a mouthful of monkeys. 203 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,287 Okay, now we're talking. 204 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,889 Dr. Fowler? 205 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,883 What do you want, Sheldon? 206 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,480 Well, I'm done with work, so... 207 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,209 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 208 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,009 Sorry. 209 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,365 Better? 210 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,006 Baguettes. Yes, I like baguettes. 211 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,042 What exactly are you doing? 212 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,527 Determining baseline fear levels in Capuchin monkeys 213 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,602 by measuring their response to visual stimuli. 214 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,000 So, goofing off. 215 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,844 As I was saying, I'm done with work and Leonard's not. 216 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,042 So good news, you get to take me home. 217 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,691 Play your cards right, I'll let you drive me 218 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,764 past the lot where the buses park at night. 219 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,804 I can't leave now, Sheldon. I'm very busy. 220 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,560 Besides, why would I want to do you a favor 221 00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:05,608 after the way you treated me in the cafeteria? 222 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,927 Boa constrictor. 223 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,924 What on earth are you talking about? 224 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,726 My behavior in the cafeteria was delightful. 225 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,009 Maybe your friend Gunderson needs to head over to IKEA 226 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,407 and assemble a sense of humor. 227 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,728 You embarrassed me in front of my colleagues on my first day here. 228 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,046 Kitten in a teacup. 229 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,686 Oh... 230 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,881 - Embarrassed you? - You know what? 231 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,327 I don't have time for this. Find another way home. 232 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,330 I'm starting to get the sense that you're angry with me. 233 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,721 - Really? What tipped you off? - Couple things, actually. 234 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,361 Your tone of voice, your body language... 235 00:12:50,384 --> 00:12:51,605 - Get out. - Well, now, that. 236 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,281 Woman giving birth. 237 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,805 Oh! 238 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,721 It's 9:00. Where you been? 239 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,485 I had to take the bus home. 240 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,843 Fell asleep and missed my stop. 241 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,604 Oh, no. 242 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:19,531 Did you know that Los Angeles has a Little Sri Lanka? 243 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:23,770 - I did not. - Well, I do... now. 244 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,049 They're a lovely people. 245 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,124 Although terrifying when you wake up face-to-face with them. 246 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:34,529 If you're hungry, I brought home some mutton in coconut milk. 247 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,602 Why'd you get that? You hate lamb. 248 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,967 I was asking for directions. 249 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,363 Apparently, there was a communication problem. 250 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,245 I thought Amy was gonna drive you home. 251 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,887 I thought so, too, but she's acting very strangely. 252 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,203 I was discussing it with a Sri Lankan fellow on the bus, 253 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:56,683 and he hypothesized that a tiger may have recently run across her shadow. 254 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,810 Although he may have just been trying to drum up business 255 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,327 for his brother-in-law's witch doctor practice. 256 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,807 Okay, Sheldon, what happened between you and Amy? 257 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:13,401 Well, can you believe she said I embarrassed her? 258 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,568 Yeah. 259 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,251 But you didn't even hear the details. 260 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,247 Sheldon... 261 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,926 I've known you a long time, and I'm going to tell you this 262 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,931 with all the love I can possibly muster. 263 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,363 Amy's right. You're wrong. 264 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,922 - But you don't even know... - Doesn't matter. 265 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,646 - But, now, but in my defense... - Doesn't matter. 266 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,802 You're not listening to my side of it. 267 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,082 Okay, fine, Sheldon. What is your side? 268 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,080 Well... 269 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,487 Nope, got to go with Amy on this one. 270 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,729 The shrimp was spicy. 271 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,211 You want a TUMS? 272 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,611 You got the tropical fruit kind? 273 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,808 No, if I buy those, I just go through them like candy. 274 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,601 Tell me about it. One time, I swear I pooped out a stick of chalk. 275 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,163 - I'll get it. - Thanks. 276 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,529 - Hi. - Hi. 277 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,688 I may have overreacted. 278 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:18,441 Well, I didn't handle it so great, either. 279 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,166 It's just sometimes I feel like you enjoy spending time 280 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,804 with your friends more than with me. 281 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,809 - That's not true. - It's not? 282 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,644 You spend all day together at work, 283 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,680 and then you all hang out at night playing games, 284 00:15:28,704 --> 00:15:30,250 going to the comic book store. 285 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,567 Last week, you two got a couples massage. 286 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,171 So, when you said you wouldn't want to spend that much time with me, 287 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,766 it really hurt my feelings. 288 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,161 I get that. I'm so sorry. 289 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,806 Starting tomorrow, I am turning over a new leaf. 290 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,526 Time with you is my number one priority. 291 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,325 Why tomorrow? 292 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:00,170 Well, we're real close to finishing off the new Batman game. 293 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,330 It is awesome. 294 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,961 You should probably go after her. 295 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,002 Should I go after you? 296 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,690 No! 297 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,881 Thanks for getting me in trouble. 298 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,220 Amy. 299 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,002 Sheldon, what are you doing here so late? 300 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,361 I couldn't sleep because I kept thinking 301 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,124 about what happened earlier between us. 302 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,765 Also, I had one heck of a bus nap. 303 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:43,571 Speaking of which, do you want some mutton in coconut milk? 304 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,566 - No. - I cannot give this stuff away. 305 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,930 What do you want? 306 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,328 Amy, this isn't easy to say. 307 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,162 All relationships are difficult, 308 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,607 but even more so when you're in one 309 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,765 with a person who struggles with everyday social interactions 310 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:10,523 and, frankly, who can strike some people as being kind of a weirdo. 311 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,491 Sheldon... you're not a weirdo. 312 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,006 I wasn't speaking about me. 313 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:23,006 I mean, honestly, there's no telling what will set you off. 314 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,010 You know, introducing myself as your boyfriend. 315 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,845 Giving you the opportunity to drive me home. 316 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,764 Breaking the ice with your colleagues using ethnic humor, 317 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,450 the funniest kind of humor. 318 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,481 - What's your point? - My point is, we're a couple. 319 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:43,645 And... I like you for who you are. 320 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,886 Quirks and all. 321 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,808 - I like you, too. - Well, I should hope so. 322 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,400 I don't see anyone else banging on this door 323 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,448 to put up with your nonsense. 324 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,242 Not even a good-bye? 325 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,728 You see, that's the kind of thing that makes people think you're weird. 326 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,966 Go away. 327 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,963 Poor kid. 328 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,481 She just doesn't see it. 329 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,805 I'm not apologizing to Howard. 330 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,769 He can come beg me on his knees. 331 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,440 Sheldon, too. If I see him at work, I'm just going to ignore him. 332 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,369 All right, don't worry. I talked to Leonard. 333 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,921 He is gonna sit the guys down and set them straight. 334 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,247 Laser's warmed up. 335 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,051 Pull!