1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,451 - What are you working on? - Can't talk. In the zone. 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,400 - Do you know what he's doing? - Could be anything. 3 00:00:10,591 --> 00:00:12,231 Last time he was like this, he figured out 4 00:00:12,255 --> 00:00:13,809 electron transport in graphene. 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,280 The time before that, he was making a list of who's allowed 6 00:00:16,304 --> 00:00:18,511 in his tree fort if he ever gets one. 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,328 Still can't believe I didn't make the cut. 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,760 Sheldon, you want to take a break? Your food's ready. 9 00:00:25,784 --> 00:00:28,962 No, what are you doing? He's both happy and quiet. 10 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:32,090 It's like seeing a unicorn and Bigfoot at the same time. 11 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,200 Sorry we're so late. 12 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,010 Bernadette got stuck at work. 13 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:40,289 Great news! A raccoon virus just crossed the species barrier 14 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,966 and now can infect humans! 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,331 Why is that great news? 16 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,488 In the pharmaceutical business, we have a saying: 17 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,880 "Mo' infections, mo' money." 18 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,085 Wait! 19 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,601 Maybe you want to wash your little raccoon hands first. 20 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,366 Calm down. If I had it, I'd be dead already. 21 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,481 Guys, listen up. 22 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:02,687 Can't listen, zone. 23 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,490 Also don't care. 24 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,920 Next week is the anniversary of my first date with Bernadette. 25 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,008 Really don't care. 26 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,491 I want to do something special, 27 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,520 and I was hoping you guys could be a part of it. 28 00:01:14,544 --> 00:01:17,450 What horrible thing are you trying to make up for? 29 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,604 Just putting something in the bank for what horrible thing I do next. 30 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:21,720 Ah. 31 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,129 Look, she's gonna be back any second, so here's the deal: 32 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,001 I'm writing a song, and hoping we could all play it for her together. 33 00:01:28,024 --> 00:01:30,048 - I love that. - That is so beautiful. 34 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,565 Sheldon? 35 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,120 When did we get to The Cheesecake Factory? 36 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,566 It's really sweet what Howard wants to do for Bernadette. 37 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,961 Yeah. Hey, how come you've never done anything romantic 38 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,003 to celebrate our first date? 39 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,040 Well, for starters, you've broken up with me so many times, 40 00:02:12,064 --> 00:02:14,066 which first date are we talking about? 41 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,681 Whoa! Somebody call the burn ward. 42 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,444 And back to the zone. 43 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,769 And besides, I do romantic things for you all the time. 44 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,161 Can you even name one romantic thing you've done for me? 45 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,971 - I can name tons. - Sex doesn't count. 46 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,084 I know, what about that bed-and-breakfast? 47 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,049 Well, I took you there. All you did was... 48 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,043 I know what I did. 49 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,845 I bet they had to throw out that rocking chair. 50 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,761 You know, I can be romantic if I want to. 51 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,844 It's fine. And also not true. 52 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,851 Okay, just you wait and see. 53 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,161 I'm gonna romance your freakin' ass off. 54 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,729 That's beautiful. Is that Shakespeare? 55 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,327 - Sheldon? - Zone. 56 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,240 He'll figure it out when he falls off the roof. 57 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,321 Sheldon, I know you're in the zone, but do you want some tea? 58 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,281 All right, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but 59 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,807 you haven't spoken in hours and I'm starting to get worried. 60 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,121 Please say something. 61 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:26,968 Leonard, prepare to be humbled and weep at the glory of my genius. 62 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,169 Nope, it was better before. 63 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,085 Look at it. 64 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,686 I feel like my mind just made a baby. 65 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,361 And it's beautiful. 66 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,410 It's not like human babies, which are loud and covered in goop. 67 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,289 Holy crap, Sheldon, did you just figure out a method 68 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,046 for synthesizing a new stable super-heavy element? 69 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,605 Did I? Well, that can't be right. 70 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,809 No one's ever done that before. Except me, because I just did it! 71 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:04,370 ♪ Sheldon and his brain, yeah! Sheldon and his brain, yeah! 72 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,251 Definitely better before. 73 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,248 So, I'm almost done writing the song for Bernadette. 74 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,686 Are you cool playing the cello? 75 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,525 If by "cool" you mean "willing to", yes. 76 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,205 If by "cool" you mean "cool", 77 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,323 clearly you've never seen me play the cello. 78 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,129 Great. Will you play the ukulele? 79 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,210 Of course. I'd be happy to shred it on my ax. 80 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:30,287 Or you could just play your tiny, ridiculous guitar. 81 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,529 Fine. I will melt her heart. 82 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,482 And her face! 83 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,931 Gentlemen. 84 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,242 No doubt you heard about my little breakthrough. 85 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,449 Now, if your plan is to hoist me on your shoulders 86 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,807 and carry me around the cafeteria, please refrain. 87 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,281 I don't care for heights, motion sickness 88 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,966 or the thought of your necks touching my buttocks. 89 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,569 Seriously, congratulations, Sheldon. 90 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,051 Yeah, I read your paper online. 91 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,885 That technique for creating a new heavy element is inspired. 92 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,644 Thank you. Believe it or not, 93 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,087 I just learned a Chinese research team. 94 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,009 At the Hubei Institute for Nuclear Physics 95 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,804 ran a test on a cyclotron, 96 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,689 and the results were extremely promising. 97 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,410 Sheldon, that's incredible. 98 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,801 I know! They called it the greatest thing 99 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,604 since the Communist party. 100 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,641 Although I'm pretty sure that the Communist party made them say that. 101 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,405 I like China. 102 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,722 See, they know how to keep people in line. 103 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,765 So, what happens next? 104 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,605 More testing, more success, more fame. 105 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:36,685 But don't worry, I will remain the same down-to-earth humble Joe. 106 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,889 - I've always been. - Good to know. 107 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,566 Now give me that cookie; I discovered an element. 108 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,964 Thank you so much for coming. 109 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,088 You called the right person. 110 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,521 I believe I have the perfect romantic evening for you to give Leonard. 111 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,206 Okay, good, 'cause I've been really struggling with this. 112 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,521 As I'm sure you're aware, 113 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,206 the quickest way to a man's heart is through his... 114 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,045 Pants, but Leonard says sex doesn't count. 115 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,084 Hm. You poor thing. 116 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,600 You have one arrow in your quiver, and you just can't use it. 117 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,724 Fortunately, another pathway to a man's heart 118 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,281 is through his stomach. 119 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,081 I don't know if I want to cook for him; He's kind of a picky eater. 120 00:06:16,104 --> 00:06:18,611 I mean, "it's too salty. It's too dry." 121 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,445 It's too burnt and frozen at the same time." 122 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,441 Wait, come on, what else would sweep you off your feet? 123 00:06:25,464 --> 00:06:28,881 Well, I've always had this fantasy that involves dancing. 124 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:33,841 The sexual chemistry between my partner and me is electric. 125 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,321 But boy, oh, boy, does my father not approve 126 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,290 until he sees us in the big dance competition. 127 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,404 Okay, that's just the plot for Dirty Dancing. 128 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,650 What else would you love, other than 129 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,605 being lifted over Patrick Swayze's head? 130 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,009 Oh, oh. You could stand outside his window 131 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,401 with a boom box in the air. 132 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,809 That's from Say Anything. 133 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,440 Look, I'm a lonely guy. I watch a lot of movies. 134 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,881 Look, Penny, 135 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,169 if you truly want to be romantic, it needs to come from you. 136 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,408 I get that, but why is this so hard? 137 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,241 Well, you've probably never had to do this stuff 'cause you're young 138 00:07:13,264 --> 00:07:15,584 and beautiful and men have always thrown themselves at you. 139 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,520 Yeah, I'm trying to be sad about that. I can't. 140 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,123 Let's see, what's next? Okay! Here. 141 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,089 This is the Magic Marker 142 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,447 I was using when I made the discovery. 143 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,521 I don't think the Smithsonian's gonna want your marker. 144 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,888 And that's why you're not on the list for my tree fort. 145 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,802 Ooh! Guess who's getting an article 146 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,485 written about him in Physics Today? 147 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,085 I'll give you a hint. 148 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,124 You measured the diameter of his suspicious mole yesterday. 149 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,971 Sheldon, I'm so proud of you. 150 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,243 Well, you should be. My discovery is spreading like wildfire. 151 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,609 Unlike my mole, which is holding steady at the size of a navy bean. 152 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,721 What's next? 153 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,729 This is the very copy 154 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,082 of The Handbook of Chemistry and Physics 155 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,562 in which I looked up the reaction rates of mendelevium and... 156 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,085 - And what? - No. 157 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,091 - No, no, no, no. - What's wrong? 158 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,249 I've made a horrible mistake. 159 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,521 What are you talking about? 160 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,570 This table, it's in square centimeters. 161 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,290 I read it as square meters. 162 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,646 You know what that means? 163 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,041 That Americans can't handle the metric system? 164 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,684 Amy, I was off by a factor of 10,000. 165 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,403 But the Chinese team found the element. 166 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,404 They shouldn't have. My calculations were wrong. 167 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,321 There must be some resonance between the elements I didn't know about. 168 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,044 So you just got lucky? 169 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,124 Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky! 170 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,729 You and me both, brother. 171 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,647 It doesn't matter. The element was found because of you, 172 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,040 and that's groundbreaking. 173 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,771 What matters is the greatest scientific achievement 174 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,048 of my life is based on a blunder. 175 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,680 I'm not a genius, I'm a fraud. 176 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,560 You know, Sheldon, in neuroscience, 177 00:09:13,584 --> 00:09:15,801 we're forever finding something in one part of the brain 178 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,360 that we thought was someplace else. 179 00:09:17,384 --> 00:09:21,833 Great. Now I'm worse than a fraud. I'm practically a biologist. 180 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,529 You got to stop beating yourself up over this. 181 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:33,047 I mean, you made a mistake, but it was a happy mistake. 182 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,123 There's nothing happy about it. 183 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,726 I'm being given credit that I don't deserve. 184 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,167 People get things they don't deserve all the time. 185 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,928 Look at me with you. 186 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,211 No, Leonard, this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life: 187 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:50,684 Every science classroom, every periodic table, every textbook. 188 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,684 This mistake will be staring back at me. 189 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:57,128 Like that time you let Koothrappali wax your eyebrows. 190 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,482 I've got to find a way to stop this thing. 191 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:05,247 Buddy, I don't think you can. I mean, once it's out there, it's out there. 192 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,643 This thing is like the science equivalent of a sex tape. 193 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,930 Frankly, I'd prefer a sex tape. 194 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,720 You don't know what a sex tape is, do you? 195 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,961 No. 196 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,531 Make sure you guys get to the restaurant by 8:00. 197 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,200 Bernadette's meeting me there at 8:30. 198 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,360 - I don't want to blow the surprise. - We'll be there. 199 00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:26,682 Got it. Now, I have a question about the song. 200 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,287 I was thinking at some point I could bust out a little rap. 201 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,129 Nah, nah, nuh, nuh, nuh, no. 202 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,246 Come on, come on, you haven't even heard it yet. 203 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,686 Leonard, give me a beat. 204 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,604 I will not. 205 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,086 Please? 206 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,766 - No, I want this to be romantic. - It will be! 207 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,400 I don't call anyone a ho, and the only time 208 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,291 I use the phrase "my bitch," I'm referring to you. 209 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,402 There he is! 210 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,851 Stop it. Stop celebrating me! 211 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,771 Woo! 212 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,922 And no woos! 213 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,320 Not you, Dr. Woo, you're fine. 214 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,963 I want you all to know that you have no reason to applaud me. 215 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,761 My so-called breakthrough wasn't the result of my genius. 216 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,287 It was nothing more than a boneheaded mistake. 217 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:26,001 So please refrain from praising me for it in the future. 218 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,520 I don't understand. They didn't find the element? 219 00:11:28,544 --> 00:11:30,488 No, they found the element. 220 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,046 No, no, stop it! 221 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,800 I don't need to take this admiration from the likes of you people! 222 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,928 - How do I make them stop loving me? - Invite them to live with us. 223 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,088 Boy, Bernadette is gonna love this. 224 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,131 It must be nice to have someone do something so romantic. 225 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,485 Okay, you know what's not romantic? 226 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,005 Rubbing it in someone's face. 227 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,369 Actually, it can be, but I told you sex doesn't count. 228 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,722 I'm getting worried about Bernadette. I'm gonna call and check on her. 229 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,682 The National Science Foundation wants to give me a substantial grant. 230 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,161 - That's a big deal. - I know. 231 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,163 When will this nightmare end? 232 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,480 Hey, I get that you feel bad about all the attention, 233 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,564 but still, what you did is amazing. We're really proud of you. 234 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,769 - I'm not. - You're not? 235 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,446 Sheldon, I've been thinking about it, 236 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,251 and you're right, you don't deserve any credit. 237 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,726 All you did was misread some numbers on a table. 238 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,245 A very easy table, too. 239 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,483 Honestly, I'm embarrassed for you. 240 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,928 That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 241 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,168 Damn it, everyone's better at this than me. 242 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,722 Congratulations, Dr. Fowler. You just made the fort. 243 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,408 Guys, there was an accident at Bernie's lab. 244 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,971 My God, is she okay? 245 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,441 Yeah, but she's at the hospital in quarantine. 246 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,250 - What? - Poor Bernadette. 247 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,768 I hate to pile on the bad news, but I just got a raise. 248 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,171 My God, Bernie, what happened? 249 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,846 Well, let's just say the next time you move a dozen vials 250 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,049 of raccoon virus to the fridge, make two trips. 251 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,366 You're sure you're okay? 252 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,682 Yeah, it's just a precaution. If there was a problem, 253 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,241 I'd be throwing up out of my eyeballs by now. 254 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,760 - Sorry I messed up our date. - No, don't worry about it. 255 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,604 I brought the date here. 256 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,410 Guys, come on in. 257 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,521 What's all this? 258 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:44,127 Well, tonight is the anniversary of our first date, 259 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,887 and I wanted to celebrate it by writing a song for you. 260 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,166 Howie. 261 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,084 Sheldon, get over here! 262 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,604 She might be contagious. 263 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,162 Don't you think I'm having a rough enough day? 264 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,801 Sheldon! 265 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,010 ♪ If I didn't have you 266 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,929 ♪ Life would be blue 267 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,090 ♪ I'd be Doctor Who without the TARDIS 268 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,561 Is it me, or does she not look so good? 269 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,166 ♪ A candle without a wick A Watson without a Crick 270 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,210 ♪ I'd be one of my outfits without a dickey 271 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,203 ♪ I'd be cheese without the mac 272 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,966 ♪ Jobs without the Wozniak 273 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,600 ♪ I'd be solving exponential equations 274 00:14:32,794 --> 00:14:34,554 ♪ That use bases not found on your calculator 275 00:14:34,578 --> 00:14:36,561 ♪ Making it much harder to crack 276 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,643 ♪ I'd be an atom without a bomb 277 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,290 ♪ A dot without the com 278 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,881 ♪ And I'd probably still live with my mom 279 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,287 ♪ And he'd probably still live with his mom 280 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,523 ♪ Ever since I met you, you turned my world around 281 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,684 ♪ You supported all my dreams and all my hopes 282 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,764 ♪ You're like uranium-235 and I'm uranium-238 283 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:01,721 ♪ Almost inseparable isotopes 284 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,965 ♪ I couldn't have imagined 285 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,771 ♪ How good my life would get 286 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,481 ♪ From the moment 287 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,286 ♪ That I met you, Bernadette 288 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,851 Howie. 289 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,401 ♪ If I didn't have you 290 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,045 ♪ Life would be dreary 291 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,010 ♪ I'd be string theory without any string 292 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,571 ♪ I'd be binary code without a one 293 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,440 ♪ A cathode ray tube without an electron gun 294 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,285 ♪ I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon 295 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,204 ♪ I'd speak a lot more Klingon 296 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,809 ♪ And he'd definitely still live with his mom 297 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,851 ♪ Ever since I met you you turned my world around 298 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,123 ♪ You're my best friend and my lover 299 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,807 ♪ We're like changing electric and magnetic fields 300 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,088 ♪ You can't have one 301 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,163 ♪ Without the other 302 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,566 ♪ I couldn't have imagined 303 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,963 ♪ How good my life would get 304 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,169 ♪ From the moment that I met you 305 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,725 ♪ Bernadette 306 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,886 ♪ We couldn't have imagined 307 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,249 ♪ How good our lives would get 308 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,609 ♪ From the moment that we met you 309 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,208 Howie, that was amazing! Look, I'm shaking. 310 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,362 She's sick, I knew it. Bye! 311 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,768 I have to say, this is the best Top Ramen you've ever made. 312 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,487 The flavor packet. 313 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,929 That sucker is well named. 314 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,371 All right, lover boy, get ready, 315 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,888 'cause there is a crap storm of romance coming your way. 316 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,162 Stop it, you're gonna make me cry. 317 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,089 All right, you seem pretty confident. 318 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,446 Oh, I am. 319 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,325 Maybe if you follow this trail, 320 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,891 you'll see why. 321 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,611 - Oh... Rose petals. - Yes. 322 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,009 The most beautiful and shockingly expensive of all the flowers. 323 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,369 You made the bed? You really are pulling out all the stops. 324 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,882 Okay, I gave this a lot of thought, 325 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,043 and I finally found something to show you how much I love you. 326 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,643 Oh, wow. 327 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,168 It's a first edition of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 328 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,721 I remember it was your favorite book growing up. 329 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,649 This is great. 330 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,928 Thank you... so much. 331 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,645 What? 332 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,330 Nothing. I love it. 333 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,562 No, something's going on. What's wrong with it? 334 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,441 I remember you saying how great it would be to have a first edition. 335 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,730 It's true, I did. I did say that... 336 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,201 when we were at the used bookstore together 337 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,284 and I saw the first edition and I bought it. 338 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,970 Oh my God, I am the worst! 339 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,760 No, no, it's okay. It's really thoughtful. 340 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,524 No, it's not! I mean... 341 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,047 What's thoughtful is everything you do. 342 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,202 Here, you know what? Look at this. 343 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,162 Look, here's the... the plane ticket you bought me 344 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,527 when I was too poor to go home for the holidays. 345 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,685 And the rose you left on my windshield... just because. 346 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,449 Here's the thank-you letter you wrote me 347 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,204 after the first time I slept with you. 348 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,565 All 11 pages of it. 349 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,604 Can't believe you saved all this stuff. 350 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,481 Of course I did. It's you. 351 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,211 Come here. 352 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,327 Is that a pregnancy test? 353 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,051 Just the first one. I didn't save them all. 354 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,929 I can't believe I read this table wrong. 355 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,445 I blame you. 356 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,925 Me? What did I do? 357 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,445 You distract me. 358 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,046 I've been distracted since the moment I met you. 359 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,447 - Sorry. - Well, you should be. 360 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:33,122 Because all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you. 361 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,561 And not just on the cheek, but on the mouth. 362 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,362 Like mommies and daddies do. 363 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,730 Oh, Sheldon. 364 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,160 Amy? 365 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:02,049 Amy? Did you hear what I said? 366 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,725 Can't talk, in the zone.