1 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,924 I've never seen him this happy before. 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:14,607 It's because you've never seen him on "Restock the Medicine Cabinet Day." 3 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:15,921 Look! 4 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,686 A new topical antihistamine with Lidocaine. 5 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,729 Wow! 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,450 I can't wait until I get a rash. 7 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,891 Oh, Gas-X has a new ultra strength. 8 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,528 I guess they really do read their mail. 9 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,566 Hey, isn't that Professor Proton? 10 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,091 Oh, yeah. 11 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,001 Look at him, just standing in line, 12 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:45,249 like he wasn't moderately famous 30 years ago. 13 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,091 Let's go say hello. 14 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,447 Oh, maybe we shouldn't bother him. 15 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,720 I'm not going to bother him, I'm going to talk to him. 16 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,329 He thinks there's a difference. 17 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,289 Arthur? 18 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,681 Arthur, it's me, Sheldon Cooper. 19 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,162 You may not remember because of your advanced age. 20 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,801 Trust me, I... I remember. 21 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,204 This is my girlfriend, Amy. 22 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,328 Amy, this is television legend Arthur Jeffries. 23 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:15,371 His science show inspired millions of children. 24 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,126 Hold... Hold on. 25 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,760 You... You have a girlfriend? 26 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,848 Yes, and I've heard so much about you. 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,685 Hey, look, we're wearing the same orthopedic shoes. 28 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,568 I can't believe I dress like a celebrity. 29 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,361 Okay, I get it now. 30 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,287 Dr. Jeffries, hello again. Leonard Hofstadter. 31 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,523 Oh, oh, right, I remember your girlfriend. 32 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,689 Is she... is she here? 33 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,365 No, she's not. 34 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,284 So, what prescription are you getting filled? 35 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,960 - Sheldon. - No. Wait, I want to guess. 36 00:01:53,984 --> 00:01:54,984 Don't tell me. 37 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,447 I wasn't going to tell you. 38 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,686 Sheldon, come on. 39 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,320 No, no, no. I'm really good at this. All right, give me a hint. 40 00:02:02,344 --> 00:02:06,349 Does it involve difficulty initiating a stream of anything? 41 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,601 Well, given my age, that's more than just a lucky guess. 42 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,449 Hey, Sheldon, let's go mock the people 43 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,365 buying homeopathic medicine. You love that. 44 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,761 But I'm hanging out with my friend, and we're having fun. 45 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,689 Look how happy he is. 46 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,211 Bernie's having a girls' night on Friday at our place. 47 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,447 You want to do something? 48 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,363 - Actually, I'm busy. - Doing what? 49 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,887 There's a new sports bar over on Colorado Ave. 50 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,441 - You're going to girls' night. - Yeah. 51 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,884 You know they're making jewelry, right? 52 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,169 You think they came up with that? 53 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,760 They were going to drink beer and play darts. 54 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:17,322 - What's up? - Not his testosterone levels. 55 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,450 Excuse me. I happen to be very comfortable with my masculinity. 56 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,726 How is that possible? 57 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,490 Hey, I got an email from Professor Proton. 58 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,369 Goody! What's it say? 59 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,291 He's working on a paper about nano vacuum tubes, 60 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,244 and wants to know if I'd take a look at it. 61 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,611 That's strange, 62 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,047 that he would come to you for that and not me. 63 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,370 Oh, I got two emails from him. 64 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,690 "Do you have Leonard's email address?" 65 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,281 And... 66 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,681 "Never mind, I found it." 67 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,729 I can't believe he picked you over me. 68 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,491 You don't want to read a paper by some old has-been 69 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,008 who hasn't done any real science in decades. 70 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,650 Yeah, it's nothing to cry about. 71 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,246 Sheldon Cooper does not cry. 72 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,283 It's true. You'd rust. 73 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,367 And to think I idolized that man. 74 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,010 And Why? 75 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,925 At the end of the day he's just another Hollywood phony. 76 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,444 Is it really worth getting upset about? 77 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,204 They say don't meet your heroes. 78 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,170 Don't peek behind that curtain of fame and celebrity, 79 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,210 because if you do, you'll see them as they really are: 80 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,249 Degenerate carnival folk. 81 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,282 Come on, he's a retired kids show host. 82 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,683 That's even worse. Using the sweet candy of science 83 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,763 to trick children into loving him. 84 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,446 Pervert. 85 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,841 Have you thought about why Arthur didn't want you to read his paper? 86 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,411 Yes, I have. 87 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,166 And my only conclusion is the prescription he was picking up 88 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,328 the other day was for cuckoo pills. 89 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,849 Maybe he found you a bit much. 90 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,288 That's kind of a stretch. 91 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,444 Look, when it comes to social skills, I've mastered the big three. 92 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,126 There's the coy smile. 93 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,602 There's the friendly chuckle. 94 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,807 There's the vocalization of sympathy. 95 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,485 Aww... 96 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,931 That last one's tricky. I'm still working on it. 97 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:33,803 From what I saw the other day, 98 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:37,169 I could understand why he and... 99 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,721 some people might find you... 100 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,361 What? 101 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,724 Doesn't matter. 102 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,167 No, go ahead, say it. 103 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,891 I know what it is. I've heard it my whole life. 104 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,242 The word's "annoying". Go ahead, say it. 105 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,607 Say it. Say I'm annoying. 106 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,842 - Sheldon... - Oh, it won't hurt my feelings. 107 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,724 Go ahead, Amy, say I'm annoying. 108 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,604 I'm annoying. I'm annoying. 109 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,283 I'm annoying. Yeah, now where are you going? 110 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,647 Look, you know you want to say it. Say it. 111 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,641 Say I'm annoying. Go ahead, say it. 112 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,850 Say it. Say it. Amy, say it. 113 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,967 Well, she can't stand it when I'm right. 114 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,247 This is fun. 115 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,440 I'm going to feel like such a vixen wearing jewelry 116 00:06:24,464 --> 00:06:27,627 that doesn't have a list of medications I'm allergic to. 117 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,601 Penny, how's it going over there? 118 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,849 Good. I'm just having little trouble with the glue. 119 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,801 How do you not know how to use glue? Did you ditch pre-school? 120 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,201 Yeah, but only because I was dating a second grader. 121 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,165 Hello, everyone. 122 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,971 Okay, let me have it. 123 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,169 Let's hear all the "Raj is a girl" jokes. 124 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,130 Nope, Bernadette told me it isn't nice and I'm not allowed. 125 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,408 - Thank you. - So I won't be making fun of you, 126 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,922 or the things you like, or the fact that you just want to have fu-UN. 127 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,050 Howie, stop. Come on, look at what I'm making. 128 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,521 Oh, that's actually pretty nice. 129 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,411 - I'm making a bracelet. - Yeah, I'm just making a mess. 130 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,366 You know, instead of beads and glue, 131 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,920 you guys can use my soldering iron. 132 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,849 You'd be able to make much cooler stuff. 133 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,203 Oh, I think we're doing just fine, thank you. 134 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,727 Actually, I'd kind of like to try that. 135 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,285 - Me, too. - Be right back. 136 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,881 When did I have pistachios? 137 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:38,180 Arthur. 138 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,569 Door knocker. 139 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,484 That's TV money. 140 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,051 Sheldon, what are you doing here? 141 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,811 I'm sorry. Did I wake you? 142 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,281 Of course you woke me. It's 7:30. 143 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,810 Well, I would have been here sooner, but for some reason your home 144 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,731 isn't on this map of Hollywood stars. 145 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,289 What do you want, Sheldon? 146 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,368 It's been pointed out by my girlfriend 147 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,364 that I may have been annoying to you. 148 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,448 She sounds like a keeper. 149 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:21,845 Anyway, I wanted to apologize. I am truly sorry. 150 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,928 All right, apology accepted. Have a nice night. 151 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,765 Now that we've cleared the air, 152 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,207 I wanted to discuss another matter with you. 153 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,131 Sheldon, in a couple hours, I have to get up, 154 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,766 pee and then wander around the house. 155 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,961 Well, then, I'll make this quick. 156 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,726 I want to talk about the paper you sent Leonard. 157 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,281 Now, I know he said it's promising 158 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,209 and he's going to collaborate on it, 159 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:54,291 but now that you and I are friends again, I am at your disposal. 160 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,124 And, frankly, lending my name 161 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,931 and reputation to it will help, because a lot of people think 162 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,811 that you're a washed-up has-been. 163 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,962 Or dead. 164 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,650 I should be so lucky. 165 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,800 So, what do you say? 166 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,361 You know, if it's all the same with you, 167 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,970 I think I'll stick with Leonard. 168 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,167 It's because I'm annoying, right? I know it is. Say it. 169 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,651 Say it. Say I'm annoying. 170 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:20,961 - Good night. - Say it. 171 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:25,131 Arthur, say it. Say I'm annoying. Say it. Say it. 172 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,123 I'm annoying. Say it. 173 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,525 You're annoying! 174 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,161 Wow, that really hurt. 175 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,004 If you would have told me when I was a kid 176 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,889 that someday I would be doing science 177 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,004 next to Professor Proton, I would not have believed you. 178 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,607 If someone had told me that people would still call me Professor Proton 179 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,161 when I was 83 years old, 180 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,169 I never would have quit smoking. 181 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,686 I'm sorry, Dr. Jeffries, I'm just excited. 182 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,889 This nano vacuum tube idea of yours, it's really interesting. 183 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,651 Hello, Leonard. Oh, hello, Arthur. 184 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,201 What an odd coincidence that you're both here. 185 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,646 Why is it odd? 186 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,690 Because as it just so happens, I'm also spending the day 187 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,804 with a beloved children's television science personality. 188 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,247 Isn't that right, new friend and colleague, 189 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,765 Bill Nye the Science Guy. 190 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,730 Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model. 191 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,445 Wow, Arthur Jeffries. 192 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,726 It's an honor to meet you. 193 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,042 My show never would have happened without yours. 194 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,043 That's what I told my lawyers. 195 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,886 Mr. Nye, hello. I'm sorry he got you involved in this nonsense. 196 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,287 He said I'd be speaking to a class. 197 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,683 No, I said you were teaching someone a lesson. Now let's go. 198 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,091 What are you guys working on? 199 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,244 Oh, we're making nano vacuum tubes. 200 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,566 - That's interesting. - Haven't you stolen enough from me? 201 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,888 Back off, bow tie! 202 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,090 Hey, guys, what do you think? 203 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,410 Wow, Penny, good job. 204 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,245 Thanks. Target, 4.99. I'm getting a drink. 205 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,931 - What are you working on? - I'm making a necklace for my mom. 206 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,081 That's sweet. 207 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,328 Yeah, she and my dad are going through a bit of a rough patch, 208 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,881 so I wanted to do something to let her know I was thinking about her. 209 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,206 What's going on with them? 210 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,761 They're just having a little trouble communicating. 211 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,127 My dad says it's because the sound of my mom's voice 212 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,720 makes him want to tear his ears off and sew them over his eyes 213 00:11:34,744 --> 00:11:36,224 so he never has to look at her again. 214 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,080 - Hi. - Hey, guys. 215 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,483 Look who's here to put the "Jew" in "Jewelry Night." 216 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,167 Oh, sure, so it's fine when you say it. 217 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,441 Sorry we're late. I wanted to swing by the lab 218 00:11:52,464 --> 00:11:55,489 and pick up some even cooler tools for us to use. 219 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,361 - I didn't know you were coming again. - Well, last week was a blast. 220 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,990 Plus, I thought you might like having a guy here. 221 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,330 It was not funny. 222 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,846 So, what tools did you bring? 223 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,601 Everything we need to make jewelry molds. 224 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,370 Here's some silver, a crucible 225 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,409 and an acetylene torch to melt it down. 226 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,403 Ooh! That looks like fun. 227 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,643 Maybe you should master glue before you move on to fire. 228 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,331 Okay, who's up first? 229 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,689 Rajesh, want to make a bracelet for your mom to go with the necklace? 230 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,171 No, thanks. 231 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,890 I was gonna make a necklace for my mom, 232 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,008 but unfortunately, she doesn't have a neck. 233 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,402 She's just chins and fat and feet. 234 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,330 Okay, we're almost ready to go. 235 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,687 Once we bond the wires, we can test the tubes. 236 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,764 This is so exciting, I feel... 237 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,922 like I'm 75 again. 238 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,727 Oh, God. 239 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,126 What... what is it? 240 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,090 Sheldon just sent me a picture of him and Bill Nye getting smoothies. 241 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,531 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah, sure. 242 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,130 Why do you put up with Sheldon? 243 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,040 Oh. 244 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,889 You know, because we're friends. 245 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,129 Why? 246 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,290 Wow, you ask really hard questions. 247 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,766 Yeah. 248 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,127 Look, I know he can be aggravating, 249 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:27,085 but what you have to remember is that he's not doing it on purpose. 250 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,520 It's just how he is. 251 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,650 But he's also loyal and trustworthy 252 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,245 and we have fun together. 253 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,643 You know you're describing a dog. 254 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,920 He did bite me once. 255 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,084 But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating. 256 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,889 Yeah, they hate that. 257 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,324 You know what, Sheldon is the smartest person I have ever met. 258 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,807 He's a little broken and he needs me. 259 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,090 I guess I need him, too. 260 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:01,761 Why is that? 261 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,409 Boy, you will not let this go, will you? 262 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,520 Oh, geez. 263 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,284 Another photo from Sheldon? 264 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,771 No, I have to go pick him up. 265 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,161 Bill Nye ditched him at the smoothie place. 266 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,202 He probably stole his wallet, too. 267 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,361 You know, if you guys are interested, 268 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,761 there's a technique where I can take a lock of your hair, 269 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,089 refine it into carbon dust, and use the hydraulic press at work 270 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,323 to turn it into a tiny little diamond with your DNA in it. 271 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,005 Oh, that's amazing! 272 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,560 Yeah. See Bernie's engagement ring? 273 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,126 That came right off my mom's back. 274 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,961 He's kidding. 275 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,646 If that were true, it'd be so much bigger. 276 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,001 "My name is Howard. I can make your hair into diamonds. 277 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,801 My mom is morbidly obese. Everybody love me." 278 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,604 Whoa, where is that coming from? 279 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,762 I'll tell you where it's coming from. 280 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,121 All you do is make fun of me for coming to girls' night, 281 00:15:00,271 --> 00:15:01,991 and now you're here ruining it for everyone. 282 00:15:02,071 --> 00:15:05,286 Raj, cool it. He's gonna make us hair diamonds. 283 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,486 How am I ruining anything? 284 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,520 I'm just trying to help you make better jewelry. 285 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,404 But this isn't about the jewelry. 286 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,042 This is about me having a place where I can open up about my feelings. 287 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,445 Since when can't you open up with me? 288 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:19,971 There are just some things 289 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,160 that I feel more comfortable sharing with the girls, 290 00:15:22,184 --> 00:15:23,689 because they won't make fun of me 291 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,811 or and call me names, or ask me if my "Koothrapanties are in a bunch." 292 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,091 Buddy, I was just joking around. 293 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,964 Yeah, well, sometimes your jokes hurt. 294 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,486 You're right. 295 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,371 I didn't realize I was making you feel that way. 296 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,567 It was very brave of you to tell me. 297 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,051 Thank you. 298 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,407 It wasn't easy. 299 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,530 They're gonna have sex before Sheldon and I do. I knew it. 300 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,368 - Arthur. - Hi, Sheldon. 301 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,164 I'm surprised to see you here. 302 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,890 Yeah, me, too. 303 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,088 Somewhere around the third floor, 304 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,369 I began to see a white light. 305 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,767 I'll get Leonard. 306 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,524 No, no, no, I'm... 307 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,489 I'm here to see you. 308 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,611 If you're hoping to get in touch with Bill Nye, I can't help you. 309 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,082 I've been informed that he's now Bill Nye the Restraining Order Guy. 310 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:31,451 No, I'm... I was thinking, if it isn't too much trouble, 311 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,809 I'd like to get your opinion about my paper. 312 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,008 Thank you. It would be an honor. 313 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:39,841 Oh, great. 314 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,604 Well, actually, I don't need that. 315 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,286 I hacked into your e-mail account and read it. 316 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,882 And... what did you think? 317 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,327 Well, first, I think the fact 318 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:55,008 that you use your birthday as a password is embarrassing. 319 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,640 Thank you. 320 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,049 Second... 321 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,202 I thought your paper was inspired. 322 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,687 Oh, well, that... that means a lot to me. 323 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,886 Can I invite you in for tea? 324 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,444 No, no. I really... I have to run. 325 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,681 Hey, Arthur. How are you? 326 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,644 Well, I guess one cup wouldn't hurt. 327 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,806 Hey, buddy, what's up? 328 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,611 Well, I was feeling bad about how I acted the other night 329 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,888 so I made you a little something. 330 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,566 - You didn't have to do that. - Well, it was fun. 331 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,882 I used some of the jewelry techniques you taught us. 332 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,844 It's a lightsaber belt buckle. 333 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,804 This is so cool. Thanks. 334 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,889 It gets better. 335 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,686 Wow! 336 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,241 And that's not even the best part. 337 00:17:53,264 --> 00:17:54,280 See? 338 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,602 I have one, too. 339 00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,961 Check it out. 340 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,201 You can wear yours, 341 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,846 and we can have little sword fights whenever we want. 342 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,245 Yeah, and my eighth favorite episode of Professor Proton 343 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,970 was "Alka-Seltzer Rocket." 344 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,686 You said, "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz", 345 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,002 oh, what a blast-off it is." 346 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,442 Remember? Remember that? Remember? 347 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,361 He can't help it. He can't. He really can't. 348 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,363 Wait here, I'll get some Alka-Seltzer, 349 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,409 we can build that rocket, 350 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,285 and we can shoot it at Bill Nye's house. 351 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,209 As long as I'm not within 500 feet of it. 352 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,211 So, you... 353 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,601 you have... you have any... 354 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,569 single grandmothers? 355 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,371 Sorry, they're both married. 356 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,681 Good. 357 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,207 Ha... ha... 358 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,731 happily?