1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,684 Previously on The Big Bang Theory: 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:07,367 - This is just a minor setback. - No, it's not, okay? 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,081 I've been out here for, like, ten years. 4 00:00:09,104 --> 00:00:12,153 - I have nothing to show for it. - Well, you have me. 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,731 I do have you. 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,410 Mmm. 7 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,123 Leonard Hofstadter, 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,850 will you marry me? 9 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,684 Um... 10 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,361 Did you seriously just say... umm? 11 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,128 - It's an outrage. - I know. 12 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,561 The university, they think they can do whatever they want. 13 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,130 We just have to sit there and take it. 14 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:42,520 You need to let it go, Sheldon. 15 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,291 You work tirelessly for someone and this is what you get. 16 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:49,246 Oh, my God! They're just making you use your vacation days! 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,291 But I don't want a vacation. 18 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,250 Okay, listen, I don't mean to diminish what you're going through, 19 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,164 but I'm a little distracted right now. 20 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,970 Oh, this again? 21 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,447 So, Penny proposed, you didn't say yes, 22 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,680 and now you think you may have lost her love forever. 23 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,600 How does this compare to me being forced to relax for a few days? 24 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,007 - It doesn't! - Thank you! 25 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,525 I'm gonna go talk to Penny. 26 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,883 I'm going to go inside, put on my coziest pajamas, 27 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,601 curl up with a good book and wait for this nightmare to be over. 28 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,324 Penny. 29 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,400 Sorry. 30 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,687 - Hi. - Hey. 31 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,360 Look, I'm sorry I didn't text you back. 32 00:01:40,509 --> 00:01:41,840 I just needed some time to think. 33 00:01:41,989 --> 00:01:43,848 - Okay. - Here. Come in. 34 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,883 Look, if you want to break up, just say it. 35 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,720 - Leonard... - No, no, no. I take it back. 36 00:01:47,834 --> 00:01:49,757 Don't say it. Just hate me, but stay with me. 37 00:01:49,914 --> 00:01:51,329 It worked for my parents. 38 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,131 Listen, I don't want to break up with you. 39 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,370 Oh. Okay. 40 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,531 Good, good. 41 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,882 So it's cool if I cry a little? 42 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,723 - Yeah, I probably wouldn't. - Yeah. 43 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,931 Look, you did the right thing last night. I was a mess. 44 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,321 I was just frustrated because my career is going nowhere. 45 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,249 Look, I get it, and I want you to know 46 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,880 that I support whatever you want to do. 47 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,929 Great, because I've been thinking, 48 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,800 if I really want this acting thing to work, 49 00:02:23,824 --> 00:02:26,331 I need to focus all my energy on it. And to do that, 50 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,529 I should quit waitressing at The Cheesecake Factory. 51 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,408 Wow. 52 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,403 - That's a big step. - I know. 53 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,688 So, you know, before making any rash... 54 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,882 - I already quit. - And I support you. 55 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,124 Come on, take me to work with you. 56 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,123 No. You're on vacation. 57 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,726 Please? What if there's a big breakthrough in science today 58 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,081 and I'm not there to see it? 59 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,240 Do you really think there's gonna be a breakthrough 60 00:03:15,264 --> 00:03:18,666 - without you there to do it? - No. I was just tricking you. 61 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,810 Bye. 62 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,131 Leonard, wait! 63 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,248 - Take me with you. - No! 64 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,451 - Please. - No! 65 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,642 - Too bad. I'm coming with you. - Sheldon, stay! 66 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,609 - But... - I said stay! 67 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,804 I'm going to work. 68 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,291 Do not follow me. 69 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,961 Hey, Stuart. 70 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,642 - Hey. - Sorry. Did I startle you? 71 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,122 Yes, but at this point, pretty much any customer does. 72 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,526 - What can I do for you? - Well, I need a little help. 73 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,280 I accidentally destroyed one of Howard's comic books this morning, 74 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,011 - and was hoping I could replace it. - Wow. What happened? 75 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,845 Batman got his ass kicked by my curling iron. 76 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,127 Don't let The Riddler know that. 77 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,922 It's a comic book joke. 78 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,203 Or maybe it's not. 79 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:38,130 - Do you have this one? - Well, it's pretty rare. 80 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,328 Can you give me a few days to track it down? 81 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,370 I was kind of hoping to get it before Howie comes home from work. 82 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,321 - What's the hurry? - Well, he's always saying 83 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,442 I should be more careful with my curling iron, 84 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,160 and it seems like a dangerous precedent 85 00:04:49,184 --> 00:04:51,391 to let him think he can be right. 86 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,803 Well, I'll do what I can, but I can't make any promises. 87 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,526 You know, I do work at a pharmaceutical company. 88 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,444 If you can make this happen today, 89 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:06,127 I can hook you up with anxiety medication, antidepressants. 90 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,731 Really. 91 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,802 Do you have any of these? 92 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,121 Hello, Mr. Rat Brain. 93 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,291 Not so bitey without the rest of the rat to back us up now, are we? 94 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,244 Anybody home? 95 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,720 Hey, what brings you guys here? 96 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,081 Well, we were just on our way to lunch and wanted to see 97 00:05:29,104 --> 00:05:30,602 - if you'd like to join. - Why? 98 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,200 Because Sheldon's not here this week, 99 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,080 and you don't think I have any other options? 100 00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:35,788 I'm just kidding. I'll get my purse. 101 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,447 Hi, Amy. I... Oh. 102 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,364 I'm sorry. I didn't know you had any company. 103 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,046 That's okay. Bert, this is Howard and Rajesh. 104 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,281 Guys, this is Bert. 105 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,600 - Hey. Good to see you. - Hey. 106 00:05:45,624 --> 00:05:47,125 Anyway, I wanted to show you 107 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,368 this tourmalinated quartz that we got in the lab. 108 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,291 This is so pretty. 109 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,965 Bert works for the geology department. 110 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,926 Yeah. You know what geologists and Bon Jovi have in common? 111 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,483 You're both into rock? 112 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,204 Yeah. 113 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,362 - Well, see ya. - You forgot your quartz. 114 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,771 Oh, it's okay. I want you to have it. 115 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,245 Bye. 116 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,046 He's nice. 117 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,931 Yeah, he's nice because he likes you. 118 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,491 What? 119 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,211 - No, he doesn't. - He brought you a pretty rock. 120 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,562 So? He does that every day... Oh. 121 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,400 You know, if you'd rather skip lunch 122 00:06:29,424 --> 00:06:31,767 and hang out with your boyfriend, Bert, it's totally okay. 123 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,285 He's not my boyfriend. 124 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,204 Are you sure? He's tall, pale and awkward. 125 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,647 That sounds like your type. 126 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,805 Should someone as lonely as you really be making fun of me? 127 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,650 Yeah, grow up, Howard. God. 128 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,126 What do I do? I don't want to hurt his feelings. 129 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,647 Maybe the problem is he thinks you're available. 130 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,205 Does he know you're dating Sheldon? 131 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,522 I guess it hasn't come up. 132 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,609 There you go. 133 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,240 And does Sheldon know you're dating Sheldon? 134 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,683 I'm sorry. Who are you dating? 135 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,602 Yeah, knock it off, Howard! 136 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,970 - Oh, hey, Sheldon. - Hello. 137 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,650 You Okay? 138 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,491 I'm on vacation. What do you think? 139 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,610 Why are you sitting in the stairwell? 140 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,762 Leonard told me to stay. 141 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,205 Oh. 142 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,488 Well, good boy. 143 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,881 - Where are you going? - I have a ton of errands to run. 144 00:07:44,032 --> 00:07:46,432 I need to make copies of my headshot, send them off to agents 145 00:07:46,456 --> 00:07:47,844 and sign up for a new acting class. 146 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,004 - Well, have fun. - Okay. 147 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,842 - You want to come with me? - Really? 148 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,326 Come on, boy. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 149 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,084 Get in the car. Come on. 150 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,688 All right, thanks a lot. 151 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,010 They have one at Capital Comics. 152 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,846 - That's great. - No, it's not. I hate that place. 153 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,843 Guy who owns it is a jerk. 154 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,843 He's always making me feel bad about myself. 155 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,002 That's terrible. 156 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,444 What's the address? 157 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,961 You know, why don't I just take you there? 158 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,040 That way, I can make sure he doesn't rip you off. 159 00:08:29,064 --> 00:08:30,723 Thanks, but I don't want you to close up. 160 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,928 I mean, won't you lose business? 161 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,762 Sorry. That was mean. 162 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,721 Penny really quit The Cheesecake Factory? 163 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,888 - Yeah. - So what is she doing today? 164 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,208 I don't know. She already thinks I don't support this, 165 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,761 so if I call, it might look like I'm checking up on her. 166 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,088 - Well, do you support this? - Of course I do. 167 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,449 She's a great actress. I'm proud she's taking this risk. 168 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,082 - That's nice. - You bought that? Great! 169 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,166 I got to call her before I forget how I said it. 170 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,001 Hey. 171 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,969 - Hi. What's up? - How's it going? 172 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,451 You taking Hollywood by storm? 173 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,161 Actually, I'm at The Cheesecake Factory. 174 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:14,447 You got your job back. That is great news. 175 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,524 I didn't want to say anything, but you are making the right choice. 176 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,490 To plunge yourself into debt right now would be literally insane. 177 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,211 Yeah. I'm just returning my uniform. 178 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,008 And I support you. 179 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,006 Before we begin your guided meditation, 180 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,767 close your eyes and picture yourself in a peaceful environment. 181 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,010 Okay. 182 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:48,001 I'm inside the CERN super collider. 183 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:52,689 Now, take a deep, relaxing breath in through your nose. 184 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,849 And let it out. 185 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,082 Wow. Didn't see that coming. 186 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,206 In. 187 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,361 Let me guess. 188 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,204 And out. 189 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,648 What was I gonna do? Two "ins" in a row? 190 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,206 - Where's my lemonade? - I didn't get it. 191 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:21,364 A fitting swan song to your career as a waitress 192 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,205 to forget my order one last time. 193 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,886 Do you think quitting my job was a mistake? 194 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,882 Do you see me drinking lemonade? 195 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,411 No. I'm serious. 196 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,731 Why do you ask? 197 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,451 Because Leonard just pissed me off. 198 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,090 Am I being an idiot or not? 199 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,527 No, I don't think you are. 200 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,091 Really? 201 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:52,530 The best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100 percent 202 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,648 of your time and energy to it. 203 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,680 When I decided I was going to be a physicist, 204 00:10:56,704 --> 00:10:59,768 I didn't take some other job in case it didn't work out. 205 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,000 Which wasn't easy because there was a lot of pressure 206 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,970 from Ms. Pierson for me to be chalk monitor that year. 207 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,083 Thank you. I needed to hear that. 208 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,083 Why can't Leonard understand it? 209 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,851 Because he's not like us, Penny. 210 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,648 We're dreamers. 211 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,603 Yeah, I need to start cracking the window when I leave you in the car. 212 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Hey. 213 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,451 Hello, Bert. 214 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,410 So, anyway, there's this big rock and mineral show 215 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,324 next week in Santa Monica and... 216 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,121 Listen... Bert, before you say anything else, I... 217 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,405 I have a boyfriend. 218 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,444 Oh. This is awkward. 219 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,564 You thought I was gonna ask you to go with me to the mineral show. 220 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:50,881 Weren't you? 221 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,650 Yeah. 222 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,971 That's very nice of you, but I do have a boyfriend. 223 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,565 That's what you all say. 224 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,160 You just don't want to go out with me 225 00:12:03,184 --> 00:12:04,882 because I have an off-putting personality. 226 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,644 No, that's not true. 227 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,802 My boyfriend has an off-putting personality, too. 228 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,201 Way worse than you. 229 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,482 Don't worry. I'm used to it. 230 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,564 I mean, I'm big and weird and funny-looking 231 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,451 and no one ever wants to do anything with me. 232 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,849 Don't say that. 233 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,210 It's okay. I know I'm a monster. 234 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,681 No, Bert, come on. 235 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,360 I'd love to go to the mineral show with you. 236 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,171 Sweet. It's a date. 237 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,841 - No, it's not. - Too late! 238 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,081 Wow. 239 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,081 Yeah. Haven't seen this many people in my store 240 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,687 since that Korean church bus crashed through my front window. 241 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,411 - Hey! Stuart! - Jesse. 242 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,723 Haven't seen you in forever. Look how gray you've gotten. 243 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,201 My hair's exactly the same color as always. 244 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,442 No, I was talking about your skin. 245 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,962 Look... my friend here needs a comic book... 246 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,367 Ooh! And she went into your store by mistake. 247 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,122 Good thing there was no one there to see you. 248 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,171 What do you need? 249 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,810 Oh, yeah, yeah. I got this. Right over here. 250 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,049 Even you, Sweatpants? 251 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,969 Free popcorn. 252 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,324 Can I offer you a coffee? 253 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,801 - Espresso? Latte? - No, thanks. 254 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,764 How about you, Stu? Mocha? Scone? 255 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,247 Directions to the nearest soup kitchen? 256 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,930 - Hey. - I'm just kidding. 257 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,242 He knows where the soup kitchen is. 258 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,285 It's on Merton Avenue. 259 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,167 I don't think I like the way you're treating my friend. 260 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,810 Sorry. 261 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,167 - You want the book or not? - Not from you. 262 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,450 Let's go, Stuart. 263 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,608 You know something, Jesse? 264 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,603 You may have a successful business 265 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,128 and the kind of pink complexion that comes with good nutrition... 266 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,602 but I have something more important. 267 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,048 - What's that? - Friendship. 268 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,090 Which I would trade in a heartbeat for all of this. 269 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,442 The mineral and rock show? 270 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,331 That would be awful even without Bert. 271 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,442 So what am I supposed to do now? 272 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,883 Prepare your uterus for his gigantic offspring? 273 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,804 This isn't funny. 274 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,400 I'm gonna have to tell him the truth: 275 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,960 That even if I didn't have a boyfriend, 276 00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:47,485 I wouldn't be interested in him. 277 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,642 I've heard those words so many times. 278 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,928 From Linda Nosenchuck, Tammy Rosenworcel... 279 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,491 Padma Kapur, Neha Chowdury... 280 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,483 Marci Grossman, Lisa Mazzarino... 281 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,165 - Megan Pincus... - Tammy Cho... 282 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,760 Who was that girl from our Starbucks? 283 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,041 - Arlene Russell! - Yes! Arlene! 284 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,203 She wrote "no way" on both our cappuccinos. 285 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,165 Poor Bert. 286 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,482 That guy's got a rough afternoon ahead of him. 287 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,281 Well, how would you want a girl to tell you she wasn't interested? 288 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:19,480 I guess, uh, I'd like her to sit me down, look me in the eye and say, 289 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,120 "I was wrong. I love you." 290 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,568 And then maybe she could touch me in a special way. 291 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,368 That's how you reject a guy. 292 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,401 Okay, I don't have time for this. 293 00:15:31,424 --> 00:15:33,846 I'm just gonna go find him and be brutally honest. 294 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,365 - No, don't. - He'll be so upset. 295 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,440 He'll probably climb up the Empire State Building 296 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,528 and start swatting at planes. 297 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,765 You want us to talk to him? 298 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,008 Really? You would do that? 299 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,889 Sure. We've both been in his shoes. 300 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,361 We'll let him down with compassion and respect. 301 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,487 - Thank you. - Let's go. 302 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,520 So we tell him she's a lesbian, right? 303 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:01,546 Of course we tell him she's a lesbian. 304 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,921 And hold three... 305 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,526 two... one. 306 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,681 Very good. 307 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,441 Now let's try Warrior ll. 308 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,444 And hold. 309 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,088 I've read that there are great yogis who have such mastery 310 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:33,165 over their bodies they can draw water in through their genitals. 311 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,610 Yeah, well, I don't think we're gonna get to do that today. 312 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,725 Too bad. 313 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,723 It seems like a good way to drink a milk shake 314 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,928 without getting brain freeze. 315 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,931 Oh, hey. 316 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,764 And now we go to Reverse Warrior. 317 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,284 How did she get you to do yoga? 318 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:09,208 Well, to be honest, I thought she said "Yoda." 319 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:16,365 I'm helping him relax because, unlike you, he supports me. 320 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,967 Oh, How many times do I have to say it? 321 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,441 - I support you. - Sheldon, take a break. 322 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,684 Namaste. 323 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,731 Okay, if you support me, what was with that phone call? 324 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,531 Fine. I'm not sure you should have quit. 325 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,125 But if you care so much what I think, 326 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,881 why didn't you ask me before you did it? 327 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,285 Oh, so now I need your permission? 328 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,360 Would you have asked me before you quit your job? 329 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,960 Yes. I thought we were in the kind of relationship 330 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,810 where we make decisions together. 331 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,521 If I'm wrong, then maybe we need to talk 332 00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:46,589 about the kind of relationship we're actually in. 333 00:17:46,613 --> 00:17:47,651 Yeah, well, maybe we do. 334 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,643 I'm willing to if you guys are. 335 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,960 Can we please have some privacy? 336 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,331 No. 337 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,480 I'm as much a part of this relationship as you two, 338 00:17:56,504 --> 00:17:59,131 and I think it's high time we put all our cards on the table. 339 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,408 Yeah. For example, where is this going? 340 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,409 Are you two ever getting married? 341 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,127 And, if so, where will we all live? Have you thought about that? 342 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,011 - No. - Penny? 343 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,525 OK, wait. What are we doing? 344 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,364 For some reason, we're planning a future 345 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,648 where we both live with Sheldon forever. 346 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,768 Good. Now we're getting somewhere. 347 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,000 Look, I know you think I'm being reckless, and you might be right, 348 00:18:22,024 --> 00:18:23,325 but I need to take this shot. 349 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:27,530 No kidding. Despite what it says on her resume, she is no longer 22. 350 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,961 I swear, I am on your side. 351 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:37,010 You keep saying you're on my side, but you don't act like it. 352 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,527 He does that to me, too. Why do we put up with it? 353 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,929 Listen, I could never do what you're doing, okay? 354 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,651 - I would be terrified. - Well, it's scary for me, too. 355 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,643 I'm fine with it. 356 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:55,050 My point is, just because I couldn't do it doesn't mean you shouldn't. 357 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,646 And I'm proud of you. 358 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,251 Okay. Thank you. 359 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,569 Well, to celebrate this reconciliation, 360 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,290 let's all share a milk shake. 361 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,011 Penny, you'll need a straw. 362 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,925 - You're back. - Yes, I am! 363 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,525 There's a few more things I want to say to you. 364 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,729 Stuart's store is just fine, and he's a much nicer person than you are, 365 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,451 and if you still have that comic, I'd like to buy it right now! 366 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,041 No problem. 367 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,601 Oh, you want a latte while you wait? 368 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,603 No, I don't want a latte! 369 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,525 I want a cappuccino and a blueberry scone! 370 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:39,006 - I only have chocolate chip. - Well, that sounds even better! 371 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,204 Thanks for coming to the mineral and rock show with me. 372 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,766 We're sorry Amy didn't want to go. 373 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,725 Really, really sorry. 374 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,764 Nah, who needs her when I have you guys? 375 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,447 Rock show! Rock show! Rock show! 376 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,763 Rock show! Rock show! 377 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:12,608 Rock show! Rock show!