1 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,410 T-minus 60 seconds! 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,369 It all comes down to this! 3 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,645 I've got butterflies. 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,529 Don't get soft on me, Hofstadter. 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,682 I will slap those glasses right off your face. 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,641 What's going on? 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,768 Hey. We're about to buy tickets for Comic-Con. 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,285 T-minus 45 seconds! 9 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,040 They sell out incredibly fast, but as long as one of us gets in... 10 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:33,745 Good Lord, this is not the time for flirting! Keep it in your pants! 11 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,641 It's a whole lot of weird before coffee. 12 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,211 T-minus 30 seconds! 13 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,761 Oh, I have to go to the bathroom so bad. 14 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,888 Every year! I told you, wear a diaper! 15 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,565 And I told you I get diaper rash! 16 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:47,881 15 seconds! 17 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,407 Oh, this is it! 18 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,810 This is it. 19 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,802 Five, four, three, 20 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,291 two, one. 21 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,851 It's live. Go! Go! Go! 22 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,081 Anyone in? 23 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,605 - No! - Not yet! 24 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,763 Do not stop refreshing your screens! 25 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,570 - Refresh. - Refresh. 26 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,967 Refresh. Refresh... 27 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,648 Yeah, this is not gonna be enough coffee. 28 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,005 Refresh... Refresh... 29 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,449 - Refresh. - Refresh. 30 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,884 Refresh. It's been ten minutes! We're running out of time. 31 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,883 To be cool? Yeah. 32 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,685 I did it! I did it! I'm in the queue! 33 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,370 And they say firefighters are the real heroes. 34 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,283 What number in line are you? 35 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,646 - Fifteen... - Great! 36 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,643 - Thousand, 211. - Damn! 37 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,687 They only have Thursday and Sunday passes left. 38 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,081 - Really? - Thursday's gone. Just Sunday left. 39 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,083 Sunday's the worst! 40 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,084 Everybody's leaving, most of the good panels are over, 41 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,722 and the only T-shirts they have left are small and XXXXL. 42 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,564 - Sunday's gone. - Not Sunday! I love Sunday! 43 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,681 So that's it? Everything's sold out? 44 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,921 Yeah. 45 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,208 I can't believe we're not going. 46 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,605 It's okay. 47 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,801 There-there's always WonderCon in Anaheim. 48 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,370 That's just as good. 49 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,205 Excuse me. 50 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,165 Guys, this is really sad. 51 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,411 And in a different way than it was 20 minutes ago. 52 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,563 I can't believe we wasted all that time on our Hulk costumes. 53 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,728 What? You were all going as the Hulk? 54 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,120 Not the same Hulk. 55 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,409 Ferrigno, Bana, Norton and Ruffalo. 56 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,289 We would have been the angry green belles of the masquerade ball. 57 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,130 - Yeah. - Yeah. 58 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,881 And we're back to the first kind of sad. 59 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,483 Gentlemen, I have the solution to our Comic-Con problem. 60 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,165 We don't need them. 61 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,402 I'm starting my own convention. 62 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,166 Sheldon, just buy scalped tickets with us. 63 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,847 I told you. Buying scalped tickets is against the rules. 64 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,288 If you get caught, you get banned from Comic-Con for life. 65 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,851 Life, Leonard. 66 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,161 You're gonna feel pretty silly when we're 80 years old, 67 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,680 and you have to drive me down there 68 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,449 and then wait in the car for three days. 69 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,480 Do what you want. We're getting scalped tickets. 70 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,001 I already found a guy online who's willing to sell. 71 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,208 How do you know this isn't a sting operation 72 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,402 set up by the Comic-Con police? 73 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,883 The same way I know that the people in the TV set can't see me. 74 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,521 Sheldon, just come with us. 75 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,762 You're not gonna make your own convention. 76 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,049 You know, there was a time when Comic-Con didn't exist at all 77 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,761 until one lone dreamer with a unique vision made it happen. 78 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,850 And you mark my words, I'm gonna rip that guy off. 79 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,807 Yes, I'm starting my own comic book convention, 80 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,884 and I thought that your client, Robert Downey Jr., 81 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,965 would be perfect to appear on our first panel. 82 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,645 Well, now, why are you saying "no"? You haven't even asked him yet. 83 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,201 You know, excuse me, but I sat through Iron Man 2. 84 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,721 I believe he owes me two hours of his time. 85 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,364 They hung up on me. 86 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,281 Did you tell them that you're holding your convention at 87 00:05:14,304 --> 00:05:17,387 a Marie Callender's, and that every panelist gets a free slice of pie? 88 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,049 I didn't even get to that part. 89 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,010 Look, even your friend Wil Wheaton thinks this is a waste of time. 90 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,482 Not true. Wil thinks this is a great idea. 91 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,411 He was just concerned that he wasn't a big enough celebrity 92 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,682 to headline such an amazing event. 93 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:35,605 Also, that's the same day that he shampoos his beard. 94 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,604 Sheldon, I just don't think this is going to come together for you. 95 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,091 You don't know that. 96 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,891 I still have plenty of solid leads on this list. 97 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,405 - Good luck. - No, wait. 98 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,006 I need you to call Stan Lee, Leonard Nimoy 99 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,929 and Bill Nye the Science Guy. 100 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,043 'Cause, legally, I'm not allowed to. 101 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,043 Oh, and, also, Carrie Fisher, you know, 102 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,123 'cause I hear she can be pretty nuts. 103 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,922 I can't believe Leonard is spending hundreds of dollars 104 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,411 on scalped tickets. 105 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,881 Last week, you spent that on a little dress. 106 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,760 Yeah, but those tickets only get him into Comic-Con. 107 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:12,968 That dress gets me into anywhere I want. 108 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,209 Those tickets were pretty expensive. 109 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,840 I had to give Howie an advance on his allowance. 110 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,082 Now he's never gonna put his toys away. 111 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:26,965 Why can't they do something sensible 112 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,646 like Sheldon and start their own comic book convention? 113 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,651 Also, who wants to throw me out that window? 114 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,490 While they're acting like teenagers, we could do something grown-up. 115 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,369 Oh. You mean like a museum? 116 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,171 Yes, like a museum, but anything else. 117 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,883 I know. There's a nice hotel not far from here 118 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,565 where they do afternoon tea. 119 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,127 Afternoon tea, how sophisticated of us. 120 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,680 All right, if we're gonna be fancy, 121 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,001 I should probably put on clean underwear. 122 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,162 La-dee-da! Look who has clean underwear. 123 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,960 No, we're gonna stop at Target on the way. 124 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,444 Since Sheldon's not going to Comic-Con, 125 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,967 maybe we could find a cool trio to dress up as. 126 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,041 What if we go as The Fantastic Four, and just tell people 127 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,202 that The Invisible Girl is standing there with us. 128 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,401 Oh, and I thought our days of pretending 129 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,200 to be with women who don't exist were over. 130 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,240 Gentlemen, I am one step away 131 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,688 from securing a huge guest for my convention. 132 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,611 Does that step include chloroform and a roll of duct tape? 133 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,963 I don't think that will be necessary for Mr. James Earl Jones. 134 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,646 You heard me. The voice of Darth Vader, 135 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,370 the Lion King's dad, 136 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,962 and FYI, the guy who says, "This is CNN." 137 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,843 Which also sounds like Darth Vader. 138 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,720 How are you gonna get James Earl Jones? 139 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,248 Simple. Earlier today, he Tweeted that he's looking forward 140 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,926 to going to his favorite sushi restaurant for dinner. 141 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,487 I Googled an interview from four years ago 142 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,803 which was conducted in his favorite sushi restaurant. 143 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,368 That's where he'll be, and that's where I'm going, and... 144 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,251 And that's where Darth Vader's gonna pour soy sauce on your head. 145 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,080 Sheldon, I don't care if you get scalped tickets with us or not, 146 00:08:14,104 --> 00:08:16,924 but please don't be creepy and go stalking this poor guy. 147 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,684 You're gonna get in trouble. 148 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,808 You're the ones who are going to get in trouble. 149 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,962 You're buying non-transferable tickets. 150 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,248 And from a stranger, no less. 151 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,442 Not only can you get banned from Comic-Con, 152 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,331 if caught, you could be charged with petty theft. 153 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,006 You think about that while I'm warning James Earl Jones 154 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,640 about the danger of posting his location on Twitter. 155 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,844 He got lucky this time. There are some weirdoes out there. 156 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,685 Forgot my keys. 157 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,129 Okay, great. Bye. 158 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,964 Our friendly neighborhood scalper says he's running late. 159 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,130 Does he sound like a criminal? 160 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,206 What do you mean? 161 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:18,770 You know, did he say things like, "Youse guys," or "Listen here, see?" 162 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,088 Yes. He's late because he's on his way here from 1940. 163 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,001 I'm just saying. We don't know who this guy is. 164 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,120 What if he wants to steal our money or our kidneys, 165 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,288 or make a suit out of our skins? 166 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,410 Why would someone want to make clothes out of your skin? 167 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:40,803 I don't know. Maybe 'cause dark doesn't show the stains? 168 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,240 Now you're making me wonder if we should have met him 169 00:09:45,264 --> 00:09:46,264 at a neutral location. 170 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,527 Why do you think I told him to come to your place? 171 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,009 There sure are a lot of little kids here. 172 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,600 I can't believe we thought this would makes us feel grown up. 173 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,041 I can't believe the waiter thought I was your daughter. 174 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,204 Last time I got dressed up and had tea was when I was five. 175 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,125 Just me, my teddy bear, Raggedy Ann and my hamster. 176 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,964 - That's cute. - It was. 177 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,567 Until my hamster ate all her babies. 178 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,168 It got less cute really fast. 179 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,407 - Should we leave? - There's a bar in the lobby. 180 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,926 I could go for a drink. 181 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,971 Aw. Drinking in the afternoon, just like her mommy. 182 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,891 Let me guess. 183 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,722 You like Star Wars. 184 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:56,450 You know, I've been in other movies. 185 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,486 But you don't care about those, do you? 186 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,210 I have one thing to say to people like you... 187 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,722 I like Star Wars, too! 188 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,641 Care to join me? 189 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,285 Thank you. 190 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,450 My friend Leonard said if I bothered you 191 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,410 while you were eating, you'd think I was a creepy stalker. 192 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:33,407 Well, your friend Leonard sounds like a real weenie. 193 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,325 He is, Mr. Earl Jones, he is. 194 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,284 Okay, I'm on a Comic-Con message board, 195 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,363 and there's a post from a guy 196 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,643 where he says he got caught using someone else's badge, 197 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,246 and Sheldon was right, he did get charged with petty theft. 198 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,523 Guys, if I go to jail dressed as the Human Torch, 199 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,250 that might send the wrong message. 200 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,209 Maybe this isn't a good idea. 201 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:08,160 I can text the guy and tell him we changed our minds. 202 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,805 Do it. 203 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,925 Okay. We're officially not going to Comic-Con. 204 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,283 Hold on. We always do this. 205 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,847 - Do what? - Chicken out. 206 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,520 We're so afraid of getting into trouble 207 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,165 that we never do anything wrong. 208 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,685 That's 'cause we're the good guys. 209 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,729 Even Batman breaks the rules. 210 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,609 You know I struggle with Batman. 211 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,445 I say, this one time, instead of wimping out, 212 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,568 let's be badasses! 213 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,205 Okay, I'll be a badass. 214 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,368 But only if you pinky-swear to be one, too. 215 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,291 Howard, you in on this? 216 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,251 No need. I'm breaking rules all the time. 217 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,526 Name one. 218 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,806 Last night. 219 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,685 Drank my Pepto straight out of the bottle. 220 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,761 What about that little cup they give you? 221 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,041 Yeah. 222 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,451 What about it? 223 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,280 Are you impressed by that? 224 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,970 - A little. - Yeah, me, too. 225 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,803 When I first read the script for Empire Strikes Back 226 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,442 and Darth Vader told Luke he was his father, 227 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,489 I thought for sure he was lying. 228 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,091 Me, too! But he wasn't, was he? 229 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,725 He was not! 230 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,928 How messed up was that? 231 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,090 So messed up. 232 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,962 What do you say let's go have some fun? 233 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,682 My wife's in New York, and I got a Lion King 234 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,411 residual check burning a hole in my pocket. 235 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,971 So, afternoon tea was a bust. 236 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,840 On the bright side, every six-year-old there 237 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,684 was jealous of my tiara. 238 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,562 Not gonna lie, it felt good. 239 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,691 Let me ask you a question: 240 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,444 When did you guys start feeling grown up? 241 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,965 'Cause I am not sure I do. 242 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,802 Honestly, I thought when I got married I would, 243 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,088 but I still kind of feel like I'm pretending. 244 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,365 It doesn't help that most of my clothes come from Gap Kids. 245 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,765 Okay, so I'm an adult, 246 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,446 and the other day I saw an old man slip and fall down, 247 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,568 and I laughed. 248 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,009 I mean, I laughed hard. 249 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,763 Like, out loud. 250 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,488 If he was conscious, he would've heard me. 251 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,845 - Oh, my gosh. - I know. 252 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,684 One of the tennis balls came off his walker 253 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,684 and bounced right off his head. I mean... 254 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,642 I almost wet myself. 255 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,165 I guess you had to be there. 256 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,250 I think I have you both beat. 257 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,920 Imagine trying to feel like a grown-up 258 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,600 when you've never even been with a man. 259 00:14:45,624 --> 00:14:47,561 Sex is not what makes you a grown-up. 260 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,121 Yeah. Or you'd be the oldest one here. 261 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,120 Really? Is that how you talk to your mother? 262 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,450 He just parked. He's on his way up. 263 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,806 Good. This is exciting. 264 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,206 It is. I feel alive. 265 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,522 What if we do get caught? Who cares? 266 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,125 So we get banned from Comic-Con. 267 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,611 Maybe slapped with a fine. 268 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,882 I'll be an astronaut and a bad boy. 269 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,088 How will women keep their pants on? 270 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,006 Maybe it'll come up when I apply for citizenship. 271 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,040 Oh, crap, what if it comes up when I apply for citizenship? 272 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,080 I wonder if we'd have to disclose something like this 273 00:15:25,104 --> 00:15:26,754 when we apply for grants. 274 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,440 He's gonna be here any second, what should we do? 275 00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:31,009 You guys are such babies. 276 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,645 I'll handle this. 277 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,123 If he thinks we're not home, he'll go away. 278 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,440 I thought you were a badass. 279 00:15:40,464 --> 00:15:42,705 I lied about the Pepto, I always use the little cup! 280 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,968 Is it true, as a child, you were a stutterer 281 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,930 and were functionally mute for eight years? 282 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,366 It is true. 283 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,529 Is it true they used scuba gear 284 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,847 to create the sound of Darth Vader breathing? 285 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,008 - They sure did. - Oh. 286 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,561 Is it true that you were pre-med in college 287 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,404 and you almost became a doctor? 288 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,086 - That's right. - Oh, James! 289 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,288 I could listen to your stories all night. 290 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,611 I mean, really, what's so great about being grown up? 291 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,247 Well, for starters, we'd be splitting this check three ways. 292 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,283 I'm serious. Who wants to do all that stuff? 293 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,442 Have insurance, pay mortgages, 294 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,246 leave one of those little notes when you hit a parked car. 295 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,643 I told you it was Penny. 296 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,121 Oh, come on, it wasn't me. 297 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,807 Anyone could have knocked your mirror off or whatever happened. 298 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,045 Maybe the guys are right. 299 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,163 We spent the whole night trying to be mature, 300 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,765 and it was kind of boring. 301 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,002 I'm sure they're having more fun than we are. 302 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,364 God, I could really use exactly two tablespoons of Pepto right now. 303 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,729 Hey, Los Angeles! 304 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,611 I'm on a Ferris wheel with Darth Vader! 305 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,728 And he's nicer than you think! 306 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,209 I am! 307 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,801 Bring it home, Mufasa. 308 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,880 I don't understand what we're doing. 309 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,240 Shh. 310 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,286 Whose house is that? 311 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,010 Carrie Fisher. 312 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,530 And she's a little crazy, so get ready to run. 313 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,644 It's not funny anymore, James! 314 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,246 Then why am I laughing! 315 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,887 Sheldon, this is the perfect end to a perfect night. 316 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,445 Okay. 317 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,047 But I think it could have ended with the karaoke. 318 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,927 What were you trying to ask me at the strip club? 319 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,407 Oh. How much does it cost to get them off my lap? 320 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,729 No. Something about a convention. 321 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,289 Oh, right! Well... 322 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,444 my friends and I couldn't get into Comic-Con this year, 323 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,251 and I was trying to start my own convention, 324 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,121 and I was going to ask if you would be a panelist. 325 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,481 Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Con with me? 326 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,165 - Really? - Of course. 327 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,402 And San Diego is right across the border 328 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,565 from my favorite city on Earth, Tijuana... 329 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,728 where I'm taking you every night! 330 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,565 Ay-ay-ay. 331 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,003 Ay-ay-ay, bang-bang. 332 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,524 So, Beau Bridges is on my shoulders, 333 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,048 and Jeff Bridges is on Marlon Brando's shoulders, 334 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,608 and remember, we do not have permission to be in the pool. 335 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,808 Hey! Sheldon, wake up! 336 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,651 Angie Dickinson is about to sic the dogs on us, 337 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,280 and I go under the water and Marlon goes under the water, 338 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,124 and the water raises about two feet 339 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,566 and sloshes all over her patio, 340 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,603 and the clogs freak out and run like hell, 341 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,290 then we run like hell... 342 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,131 Oh, boy! 343 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,089 That was a lot of fun. 344 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,283 Who's Angie Dickinson?