1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,449 Item 28 - your pet name for me. 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,887 Time's running out on this. You need to make a decision. 3 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:12,281 I submitted you a notarized list. 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,890 I'm sorry, but "Gollum" and "Flakey" are not acceptable. 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,721 Well, you don't like "Princess Corncob" 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,089 you don't like "Fester," you're just impossible to please. 7 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,651 We'll come back to that one. 8 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:25,360 This brings us to the final item 9 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,727 in our annual State of the Relationship summit. 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,571 Item 29 - Valentine's Day. 11 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,763 Ohh! The worst for last. 12 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,610 Classic Flakey. 13 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,403 Before you get upset, 14 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,680 I believe I've come up with a way for us to celebrate 15 00:00:41,831 --> 00:00:43,435 the occasion that we both can enjoy. 16 00:00:43,591 --> 00:00:45,686 People usually start a meeting with a joke, 17 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,047 but you go ahead, end with one. 18 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,242 I propose we spend a weekend 19 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,204 at a bed-and-breakfast in Napa Valley. 20 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,926 I hate every word in that sentence. 21 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,450 Including "in" "at," "we" and "a." 22 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,045 Come on, Sheldon. Why not? 23 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,726 For starters, a bed-and-breakfast forces you 24 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,884 - to eat with strangers at your table. - One step ahead of you. 25 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,724 Bernadette and Wolowitz are going with us. 26 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,287 Very well. What are the sleeping arrangements? 27 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,011 We've only been dating for three years. 28 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,970 If we were to share a room, people might talk. 29 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,481 I got you your own room. 30 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,523 What if my room has a claw-foot bathtub? 31 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,600 It doesn't. I know it makes you feel like you're bathing inside a monster. 32 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,682 Look, I appreciate the effort, but I'm still unclear 33 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,003 how this trip is supposed to be enjoyable for me. 34 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,049 We're going to have Valentine's Day dinner 35 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,847 on a fully functioning vintage train. 36 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,685 Vintage? Be specific. 37 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,047 An Alcoa FA-4 diesel locomotive 38 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,441 leading a train of meticulously restored 39 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,126 1915 Pullman first-class coaches. 40 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,210 Wow. 41 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,483 I'm feeling the urge to hug you. 42 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,200 And one... and two... 43 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,204 All right, Gollum, we're good. 44 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,089 Are you sure you guys don't want to come with us to Napa? 45 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,680 You could probably still get a room. 46 00:02:32,704 --> 00:02:35,046 No, I think we're just gonna have a quiet weekend at home. 47 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,640 Plus, I'm not sure it's a great idea 48 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,041 to take Penny to where wine comes from. 49 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,161 What? It's a joke. 50 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,607 Oh, come on. We bust on each other. 51 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,888 I wear dorky glasses, you might have a problem. 52 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,769 It's all for laughs. 53 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,004 That would really piss me off if I didn't have a buzz going on. 54 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:02,209 Howard, which pocket watch will you be wearing for dinner on the train? 55 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,280 I'm sorry, what? 56 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,441 I'm afraid if we wear the same pocket watch, 57 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,204 it will be embarrassing. 58 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,167 I don't own a pocket watch. 59 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,650 Oh, my. 60 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,447 Well, then my apologies for bringing up this sore spot. 61 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,040 Since you two are gonna be around for Valentine's, 62 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,400 would you mind watching Cinnamon? 63 00:03:31,424 --> 00:03:33,528 You have Valentine's plans? 64 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,445 Which came out sounding way more surprised than I meant. 65 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,330 Let me try that again. You have Val... 66 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:43,280 - See? I can't do it. - I don't have plans, 67 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,284 which is why I booked time on the big telescope that night. 68 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,410 Well, an evening looking at the stars, that's still kind of romantic. 69 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:50,800 Except I'll be alone. 70 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,651 I'm trying to put lipstick on a pig here. Work with me. 71 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,170 - We'd be happy to watch Cinnamon. - Yeah. 72 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,280 Thank you. Oh, and I'd like for at least one of us 73 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,440 to see some action, so if you guys happen to have sex, 74 00:04:01,464 --> 00:04:03,228 it's cool if she stays in the room. 75 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,761 Same goes for the two of you with Amy. 76 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,604 What do you think, Sheldon? 77 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,649 It's magnificent. 78 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,167 This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever. 79 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,004 I'm so glad you like it. 80 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,850 I'm prepared to say I love it, 81 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,685 as soon as I confirm there are no hobos aboard. 82 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,089 OK. 83 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,048 Raj, I got it. 84 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,771 Bye. 85 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,283 That was your daddy. 86 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,887 He wanted me to say that he misses... Why am I doing this? 87 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,209 Happy Valentine's Day! 88 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,567 Flowers and chocolates? 89 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,200 Somebody's trying to get me out of my panties. 90 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,761 Don't be surprised if you find five chocolates missing 91 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,968 and three gross coconut ones with a bite taken out. 92 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,683 It came that way when I bought it. 93 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,964 Got you a little something, too. 94 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,481 Oh, jewelry! 95 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,165 Oh, my God. Lakers tickets?! 96 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,920 It gets better. Instead of me, you can take someone 97 00:05:21,944 --> 00:05:24,086 - who will actually enjoy it. - Ohh! 98 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,761 You are the best boyfriend ever. 99 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,685 Thank you. Seriously, please don't make me go. 100 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,320 Should we take this little party to the bedroom? 101 00:05:35,475 --> 00:05:37,557 Don't have to. We have the whole place to ourselves. 102 00:05:37,715 --> 00:05:39,806 - That's true. - In fact, if you want, 103 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,440 we can do it right here on Sheldon's spot. 104 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:48,207 That is the least sexy thing anyone's ever said to me. 105 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,282 - To the bedroom! - Yeah! 106 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,449 And for the entrée, tonight's special is a seafood risotto. 107 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,921 - Do you have any questions? - I do. 108 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,971 Does this train car have the original link-and-pin coupler 109 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,122 or the Miller Hook and platform? 110 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,209 I'm sorry, I meant questions about the food. 111 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,089 Oh, of course. 112 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,210 Is the seafood risotto being served on a train car 113 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,840 with the original link-and-pin coupler 114 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,570 or the Miller Hook and platform? 115 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,289 I think we're gonna need a minute. 116 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,847 It's neither. 117 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,802 They actually use the AAR type "E" coupler. 118 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,327 If you listen carefully when the locomotive disconnects, 119 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,086 you'll hear the characteristic click, whoosh, 120 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,043 thunk of the knuckle. 121 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,644 Get out of town. 122 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,285 I'm gonna jump off this train. 123 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,168 Hey, Cinnamon, guess who just did it human style. 124 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,050 Oh, my God! 125 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,690 It's a little late, but I'll take it. 126 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,283 No, Cinnamon ate the chocolates. That's really bad for dogs. 127 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,442 Oh, crap. What are we gonna do? 128 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,040 We gotta get her to a vet right now. 129 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,362 I don't have a vet. I have a podiatrist, 130 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,524 an optometrist, an allergist, a dermatologist, a urologist. 131 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,364 You'd think I'd have a vet. 132 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,401 OK. There's one not far from here. 133 00:07:20,424 --> 00:07:21,526 - Come on. Let's go. - OK. 134 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,490 Koothrappali was right. We should have let her watch. 135 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,651 Do another one, do another one! 136 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,207 OK. Here's my impression of the Amtrak Acela 137 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,601 barreling down the Eastern Corridor. 138 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:46,604 It's like there's a train in your mouth. 139 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,367 Oh, yeah. I've got one. 140 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,569 The Amtrak Wolverine coming into Chicago. 141 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,243 I've been on that train. And I just was again. 142 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,960 See if you guys can guess this one: 143 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,481 Bang! Splat! Thud. 144 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,849 How many trains have you been on? 145 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,607 Tons. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. 146 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,331 Now I just collect disability and ride trains. 147 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,249 Wow. Your life's amazing. 148 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:31,926 Not always. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. 149 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,209 Now I just collect disability and ride trains. 150 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,568 - Why do I even try? - I'm gonna fix this right now. 151 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,087 OK. Just make it look like an accident. 152 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,967 Excuse me. You are at Valentine's dinner with your girlfriend. 153 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,044 Now get back over there and be with her. 154 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,805 You're right. That was insensitive of me. 155 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,684 I have to go back to my table now. 156 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,649 - You should join us. - All right. 157 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,169 Great. Now there's two of 'em. 158 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,201 - How much chocolate did she eat? - A whole box. 159 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,409 Well, to be fair, you ate a lot of it before you gave it to me. 160 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,650 So the point is I may have saved her life. 161 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,008 I'm sorry, is this a joke to you? 162 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,605 No. 163 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,285 Maybe to her. 164 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,325 How big a box of chocolate was it? 165 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,164 Something like this. I don't know. 166 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,243 It came free with a full tank of gas. 167 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,881 Really? Do you know how much those Lakers tickets were? 168 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,843 - Do you know how much gas is? - Hey! 169 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,011 - Sorry. - Sorry. 170 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,922 Oh, my God, Cinnamon, are you OK?! 171 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,764 I can't believe you two! 172 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,560 You do whatever it takes to save her life. 173 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,600 If she needs new organs, I'll buy any dog necessary 174 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,489 and scrap them for parts! 175 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,844 - You're the owner? - Owner, father, soul mate, 176 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,850 and if anything happens to her, your worst nightmare! 177 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,921 Well, she's not throwing up, which is a good sign. 178 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,447 So, I'm gonna take her in back, put her on fluids 179 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,320 and give her something to absorb the toxins. 180 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,885 OK. OK, thank you. 181 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,362 If she's scared, you can sing to her. She likes Katy Perry. 182 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,806 But don't do "Firework" That gets her all riled up. 183 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,170 Got it. 184 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,330 Should have been a dentist. 185 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:36,205 OK, what was the best four-ten-four US locomotive ever built? 186 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,528 Trick question. There never was one. 187 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,889 - Or was there? - What?! 188 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,043 In 1944, the Pacific Railroad built number 6131, 189 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,929 which rearranged the drivers and cylinders, 190 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,929 solving the problem of the Q-1, 191 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,889 creating a du plex-drive four-four-six-four. 192 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,726 In what world is a four-four-six-four a four-ten-four? 193 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,445 A world I don't want to live in! 194 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,562 Seriously, I no longer want to live in this world. 195 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:07,243 Hold on to your conductor's hat. You crank the second and third axles, 196 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,607 creating a pair of internal connecting rods, 197 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,684 and boom! Four-ten-four. If you think about it, 198 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,207 the Q-2 was like the four-ten-four America never made. 199 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,926 I may never stop thinking about it. 200 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,447 Amy, what are the odds we run into this guy? 201 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,045 Better than you think. 202 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,284 You know, if you ask nicely, they'll let you visit the engine room. 203 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,721 I never want this day to end. 204 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,484 It's feeling like it never will. 205 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,406 Come on. 206 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,090 Hey, did I tell you what happened to me at UPS? 207 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,401 As if Valentine's Day wasn't bad enough, you try to kill my dog?! 208 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,602 And with cheap chocolate, no less? 209 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,684 It wasn't cheap. It was free. 210 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,644 We're really sorry. It was an accident. 211 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,680 Yeah, we weren't even out of the room that long. 212 00:11:56,704 --> 00:11:58,991 No, come on. It was a while. 213 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,131 It was a while. 214 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,365 - Is Cinnamon gonna be OK? - She's responding well. 215 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,966 We just want to keep her a little longer for observation. 216 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,447 All right. Would it be OK for me to see her? 217 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,490 We're usually in bed by now, and I want her to know that I'm here. 218 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,281 Yes, we sleep together, and sometimes we spoon. 219 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,884 It's OK. I sleep with my dog, too. 220 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,088 We're not supposed to let people in back, but... 221 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,730 I think I can make an exception. 222 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,723 - Thank you. - Come on. 223 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,571 - By the way, I sang her Katy Perry. - Oh, yeah? 224 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,520 And I don't care what that obnoxious parrot back there says. I crushed it. 225 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,240 I think there's something going on between the two of them. 226 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,760 Maybe, but you also think nine minutes isn't a while, 227 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,251 so what do you know? 228 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,008 - You OK? - Why? 229 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,243 Because my boyfriend's off playing choo-choo with some weirdo? 230 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,763 Well, to be fair, they're both weirdos. 231 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,520 I don't know what made me think tonight would be any different. 232 00:13:07,544 --> 00:13:10,602 Well, just the fact that you got him up here still says a lot. 233 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,080 To be honest, I bet Howie 200 bucks it wasn't gonna happen. 234 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,204 I'm going to the LEGO store to get a big-ass R2-D2. 235 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,811 See? It's not just Sheldon. They're all idiots. 236 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,490 She's right. 237 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,040 So your boyfriend's a fixer-upper. Most of them are. 238 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,561 I mean, look at this guy. You think he came like this? 239 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,882 When I met him, he was a hot, goofy mess. 240 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,728 Now, he's been to space. 241 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,649 That's all me. 242 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,890 - I had a little to do with it. - Oh, sure you did. 243 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,407 Who's Mama's big space man? 244 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,490 I am. 245 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,840 They've been in there, like, half an hour. 246 00:14:00,864 --> 00:14:03,708 Yeah, for future reference, that's a while. 247 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,125 - How long should we stay? - I don't know. I'm kind of hungry. 248 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,648 - I saw a Thai place next door. - OK. 249 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,961 - How's she doing? - How is everything? 250 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,240 She's gonna be OK. They're gonna let me take her home. 251 00:14:21,264 --> 00:14:22,264 Good. 252 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,921 So I want you to keep a close eye on her 253 00:14:23,944 --> 00:14:24,944 for the next 24 hours. 254 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,407 Here are a few warning signs to look out for. 255 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,131 If you see any of them, don't hesitate to call. 256 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,124 Thank you for taking such good care of my little girl. 257 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,203 My pleasure. Have a nice night. 258 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,044 Yes, thank you for all your help. 259 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,720 Yeah. I'm sorry if you didn't think we were taking it seriously. 260 00:14:39,744 --> 00:14:41,926 - We love animals. - Do you guys own any pets? 261 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,651 - No. - Good. 262 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,523 I love you so much. 263 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,125 I love you, too. 264 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,448 - Sorry. - Sorry. 265 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,049 You guys missed a pretty great time. 266 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,363 The conductor and I have the same pocket watch. 267 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,483 - It was crazy. - Dare I say "loco?" 268 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,971 Oh, and, Amy, guess what? 269 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,961 The conductor said as soon as he gets off work, 270 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,283 he can come back to the bed and breakfast and play his banjo for us. 271 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,367 OK. I need to speak to my boyfriend in private, like, right now. 272 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,490 There's a car with a glass roof. Want to go look at the stars? 273 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,008 - That sounds so romantic. - Give it a rest! 274 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,765 Let's go. 275 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,446 - Why are you still here? - Excuse me. 276 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,329 I think you're being a little rude. 277 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,211 I'm being rude? You've been rude to me this entire evening. 278 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,930 How is that possible? 279 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,209 I've hardly spoken to you since we got on the train. 280 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,362 I'm detecting a little friction between you two, 281 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,688 and I don't want to be a third rail. 282 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,891 Get it? 283 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,040 I get it. 284 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,725 Leave! 285 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,251 - What is your problem? - It's Valentine's Day. 286 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,289 We're supposed to be having a romantic weekend. 287 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,920 Oh, really? Because I remember you saying 288 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,520 that this trip was going to be something we could both enjoy. 289 00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:24,673 Did you mean that, or were you just trying to trick me? 290 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,921 Fine, it's true. I deserve romance, 291 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,560 and I didn't know how else to make it happen. 292 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,644 Well, if you want romance, then let's have romance! 293 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,201 Oh, look, there's wine. Mm! 294 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,961 Grape juice that burns. 295 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,930 Now let's gaze into each other's eyes. 296 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,287 - You blinked. I win. - Sheldon... 297 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,926 Let's see. What's next? Kissing's romantic. 298 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,770 That was nice. 299 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,050 Good. 300 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,804 Um... 301 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,847 The conductor said if I come back to the engine room, 302 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,482 he'd show me how to bring the train through a crossing. 303 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,488 OK, have fun. 304 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,881 Do you want to come with me? 305 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,486 Really? I do. 306 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,931 Hey, guys, Wait up! 307 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:53,045 There you go. All cozy wozy. 308 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:59,009 Here, let's see what the doctor says to keep an eye out for. 309 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,166 Hm. "Rajesh, I was dreading Valentine's Day." 310 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,847 Thank you for spending it with me. Yvette." 311 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:12,570 Cinnamon, she gave me her phone number. 312 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,840 If I'd known it was that easy, I would have considered 313 00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:16,673 poisoning you months ago. 314 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,481 Oh, what should I say? 315 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,130 Oh, I know. 316 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,409 I'll point out her name's Yvette, and that she's a vet. 317 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,164 That's hysterical. 318 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,685 She'll love it. 319 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,404 - Hello. - Hey. You're back. 320 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,688 - How was your trip? - It was wonderful! 321 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,360 - Great. What did you do? - I made a new friend 322 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,363 who likes trains as much as I do, 323 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,124 I kissed Amy on the lips, 324 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,124 and the conductor played his banjo for me. 325 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,725 Good night. 326 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,043 Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna need more details. 327 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,646 Well, my new friend's name was Eric. 328 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,407 Amy lips tasted like the brownie we had for dessert. 329 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,120 The banjo-playing conductor was missing a finger, 330 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,482 but he made up for it with his can-do attitude. 331 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,531 No, hang on. Hang on. Are all those things equal to you? 332 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,125 Hmm... 333 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,562 It never occurred to me to pick a favorite. 334 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,882 Well, give it a go. 335 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,683 I can't answer that without collecting additional data. 336 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,121 Additional data. You dog! 337 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,531 I'm not sure how listening to other nine-fingered banjo players 338 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,722 makes me dog, but all right.