1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,843 I'm thinking about growing a goatee. 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,249 Actually that's a Van Dyke. A goatee is just hair on the chin. 3 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,371 Oh. Wait, then what is it if you just have hair up here? 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:13,521 You mean a mustache? 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,080 - Moo-stache! - He said it! 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,887 Ha-ha, very funny. Make fun of the foreign guy. 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,367 For your information, there are four times as many Indians 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,640 as there are Americans, so the way we say it is right. 9 00:00:22,664 --> 00:00:23,806 - Say what? - Moo-stache. 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,800 - Moo-stache! - He said "moo-stache". 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,291 Guys, you're being childish. 12 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,569 She's right. You're grown men, the kind who are perfectly capable 13 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,444 of growing your own moo-staches. 14 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,005 Hey, you were funny on purpose, good job. 15 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,642 Hi. Sorry I'm late. I was at an audition. 16 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,964 - I'm sorry. - You'll get 'em next time. 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,201 How about instead of assuming I failed, you ask me how it went? 18 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,770 Sorry. How did it go? 19 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,365 Just shut up. 20 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,280 Here, you can have your seat. 21 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,243 No, no, stay there. I'm fine on the floor. 22 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,321 Have you guys ever thought about getting a dining room table? 23 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,926 Yeah. You actually do have room for one up there. 24 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,930 Sure, I sit on the floor for years, no one cares. 25 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,680 The pretty white girl's there ten seconds, 26 00:01:06,704 --> 00:01:08,866 and suddenly we're all running to IKEA. 27 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,849 No one is running anywhere. 28 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,809 We're not getting a dining room table. 29 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,645 I know you don't like change, but it's not a terrible idea. 30 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,410 You guys never use that space up there. 31 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,561 Why not get a table? 32 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,683 Do you want the long answer or the short answer? 33 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,763 How come we never get that option? 34 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:29,001 Chaos theory suggests that even in a deterministic system, 35 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,084 if the equations describing its behavior are nonlinear, 36 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,368 a tiny change in the initial conditions 37 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,649 can lead to a cataclysmic and unpredictable result. 38 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,167 Translation? 39 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,482 Wah! I don't want a table! 40 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,366 Hey, Penny and I are gonna go shop for a dining room table. 41 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,681 You want to come with us? 42 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:18,606 I'd love to, but, I'm too busy 43 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,923 falling back in love with Windows 98. 44 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,887 Seriously? You haven't used this desk in years. 45 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,400 The second I want to get rid of it, you're up here working? 46 00:02:28,424 --> 00:02:29,605 I can't talk right now. 47 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,240 I have several thousand updates to install. 48 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,964 Are you really gonna sit here all clay? 49 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,487 Think of me as Arthur Dent in. 50 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,722 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 51 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,770 lying in front of the bulldozers to protect his home. 52 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:46,163 If you'll recall, the Vogon fleet blew up the Earth anyway. 53 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,965 It's a made-up story. I don't even know why you're talking about it. 54 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,004 I'm putting all this stuff in storage. We don't need any of it. 55 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,849 How can you say that? 56 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:58,367 You show me one thing in here we can live without. 57 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,930 Hang on. 58 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,001 Check your in-box. 59 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,571 Wait. Is this really worth it? 60 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,611 We've lived together for years with nary an argument. 61 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,761 Huh? 62 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,724 But we start talking about a table, 63 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,968 and suddenly we're at each other's throats. 64 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,369 "Nary an argument"? 65 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,208 "Mary"? 66 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,282 That means "not one," or "not any". 67 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,881 Maybe instead of a table, you should buy a dictionary. 68 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,568 I don't know if I won that, but at least he's upset. 69 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,651 Check it out. 70 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,209 Magic wand TV remote! 71 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,806 Yeah, I can control all sorts of stuff. 72 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,371 Did Bernadette think it was cool? 73 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,649 Not when I said "mute" and pointed it at her face. 74 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,484 Let me try. 75 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,442 Channelis changeroni! 76 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:05,082 This might be my second favorite brown magic wand. 77 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,721 Well, that's the last time I play with that. 78 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,045 I have to take this. 79 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,291 Hello? 80 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,805 Orr. 81 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,564 And on. 82 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,409 And the Oprah Network. 83 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,285 This is so much better than watching TV like a muggle. 84 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,130 Okay. Thank you. We'll be in touch. 85 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,011 You're not gonna believe this. 86 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,961 What's going on? 87 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:43,171 Wait. 88 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,366 On! 89 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,010 And off! 90 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,290 What's going on? 91 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,368 That was NASA. 92 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,848 They want me to go back up to the space station. 93 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,531 Wow. What did you tell them? 94 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,170 I told them I'd be honored. 95 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,611 A second trip to space. I'll miss you. 96 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,170 And I'm gonna miss you, too. 97 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,321 I just want you to know, 98 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,560 I'm happy to look in on Bernadette while you're gone. 99 00:05:11,584 --> 00:05:12,584 Thank you. 100 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,160 And if anything were to happen to you, 101 00:05:14,184 --> 00:05:16,152 we will name our firstborn son Howard. 102 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,401 I'm just kidding. 103 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,244 We'll name him Dalib, after my grandfather. 104 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,409 This one looks nice. 105 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,205 No. Sheldon doesn't like reclaimed wood. 106 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,281 Why not? 107 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,011 He's afraid the original owners will come back. 108 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,250 Well, Sheldon's not here. 109 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,646 Well, he is here. 110 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,690 Unless you want to dig him out with a bone saw and a melon baller, 111 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,763 there's nothing I can do about it. 112 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,840 All right, sweetie, you're paying for this table, 113 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,080 and it's your apartment, too. 114 00:05:48,104 --> 00:05:49,764 - I know, but... - No buts. 115 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,526 You got to stop letting him boss you around. 116 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,922 You're right. I mean, he decides what TV shows we watch, 117 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,441 what food we eat, who my favorite hobbit is. 118 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,648 I wanted Frodo, but we can't both have Frodo, 119 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,882 so guess who's stuck with Samwise Gamgee. 120 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,404 See? Right there. You're a grown man, 121 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,767 you should be able to pick whichever hobbit you want. 122 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,646 Wish you wouldn't, but one problem at a time. 123 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,969 You make a lot of sense. 124 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,802 I like this table, and I'm getting it. 125 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,968 Really? This one? 126 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,486 That one? 127 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,610 Damn right I like that one. 128 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,449 - Hey. - Good news. 129 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,321 Someone in this room gets to take a ride on a rocket. 130 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,244 Fine. Can I at least shower first? 131 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,441 No, not that. 132 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,640 Although you already agreed to it, so no take-backs. 133 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,241 What are you talking about? 134 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,646 Sit down. 135 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,405 NASA called. 136 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,530 The telescope mount I installed on the space station 137 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:58,044 got damaged, and they want me to go back up and fix it. 138 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,481 Wow. 139 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,685 Well, what did you say? 140 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,411 What do you think I...? I said yes! 141 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:06,560 Why do you look surprised? 142 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,364 Well, it's just, after last time, 143 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,164 I didn't think you'd ever want to go back. 144 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,449 Are you kidding? It was the greatest experience of my life. 145 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,564 Really? 'Cause I kind of remember a lot of complaining 146 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,848 and wishing for it to be over. 147 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,326 I think you have me confused 148 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,086 with what's gonna happen when you get out of that shower. 149 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,725 Hey, all set. What do you think? 150 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,770 There's plenty of room for everybody, a view out the window. 151 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,082 My spot on the couch has a great view of a window. 152 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,044 Sometimes I can see space battles through it. 153 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,281 It's called a TV. 154 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,731 Give it a chance, Sheldon, you might actually like it. 155 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,484 You're absolutely right. 156 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,570 Nope. 157 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,246 Well, you can't say he didn't give it a fair shot. 158 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,084 So, when can we get rid of it? 159 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,122 We're not. 160 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,168 What about the roommate agreement? 161 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,130 It specifically states that any changes in furnishing 162 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,248 have to be approved by the Furnishing Committee. 163 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,528 Which only sits on alternate years. 164 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,331 Yeah, and by the way, it sits over there. 165 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,724 Come on, that is ridiculous. 166 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,009 She's right. A committee that important should meet more often. 167 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,971 That's not what I'm saying. 168 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,850 This is the thing about me standing up to him 169 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,280 and not letting him run my life? 170 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,566 Yes. 171 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,165 That. 172 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,844 Okay. I think we've found the problem here. 173 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,764 It's not the table at all. 174 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:32,967 It's you. 175 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,281 Me? 176 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,442 It's always me, take one for the team. 177 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,561 I have spent years turning this lump of clay 178 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,802 into an acceptable conduit for my will, 179 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,406 and then you came along and reshaped him, 180 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,723 with your newfangled ideas and your fancy genitals. 181 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,129 Are you gonna let him talk to me like this? 182 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,368 "Fancy" sounds like a compliment. 183 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,884 Okay, I have not tried to change Leonard. 184 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,680 That's just what happens in relationships. 185 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,450 Look how much Amy's changed you. 186 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,648 - That's not true. - Please. 187 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,450 When I first met you, you were incapable 188 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,005 of touching another human being. 189 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,686 Now you're holding hands, you're going on dates, 190 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,842 you even made out with her on a train. 191 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,600 She told you? 192 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,880 Of course she told me, it's the most interesting thing 193 00:09:13,904 --> 00:09:15,747 that's ever happened to her in her entire life! 194 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,560 You're too close to it, but Amy has had a huge impact on you. 195 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,165 You're right. 196 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,048 Without realizing it, I've allowed that woman 197 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,770 to alter my personality. 198 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,170 Sheldon, you didn't have a personality, 199 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,084 you just had some shows you liked. 200 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,041 No. 201 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,770 No, I've changed. 202 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,127 Like the frog who's put in a pot of water 203 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,645 that's heated so gradually 204 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,928 he doesn't realize he's boiling to death. 205 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,122 Or you're the frog who's been kissed by a princess 206 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,486 and turned into a prince. 207 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,927 Or you're just a tall, annoying frog. 208 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,245 Excuse me. 209 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,164 I have to break up with my girlfriend. 210 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,681 - Sheldon, wait. - No. 211 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,002 You've opened my eyes to the truth. 212 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:03,091 Amy has made me a more affectionate, open-minded person. 213 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,406 And that stops now. 214 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,688 - We should call her. - Yeah. 215 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,481 Amy, it's Penny. Hey. Just a little heads-up. 216 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,961 Leonard bought a dining room table. 217 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,369 Yeah. Sheldon's breaking up with you. 218 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,762 Amy? Amy? 219 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,721 Amy? 220 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,925 I'll get right to the point. 221 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,243 I think we need to end this relationship, so... 222 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,091 Just sign this with your finger, and... 223 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:42,604 please don't cry on my iPad. I didn't get AppleCare. 224 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,762 I'm not surprised you want to end the relationship. 225 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,491 I'm a little surprised you didn't get AppleCare. 226 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,247 Anyway, enjoy your life. Where do I sign? 227 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,084 At the bottom. I must say, 228 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,686 I'm relieved you're not making more of a scene out of this. 229 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,245 I've already moved on. 230 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,330 Besides, this breakup has nothing to do with me. 231 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,401 It doesn't? 232 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,642 Of course not. This is just Leonard 233 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,167 trying to take the focus off that dreadful table 234 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,970 by sowing discord in our relationship. 235 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,361 He's manipulating you like he always does. 236 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,444 Wait, now, hang on. 237 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,964 You think he manipulates me? 238 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,167 All the time. 239 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,369 And he knew that as your girlfriend, I wasn't gonna stand by 240 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,841 and let him bring a table into your apartment. 241 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,128 I mean, a table? Come on! 242 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,130 It is hideous. 243 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,841 Well, thankfully, I won't have to see it, 244 00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:35,504 'cause I won't be your girlfriend anymore. 245 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,569 Amy Farrah Fowler. 246 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,289 Why, yes, I would like to take a survey. 247 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,965 Wait. 248 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,250 You were really gonna stand by me against the dining room table? 249 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,085 Of course I was. 250 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,485 Wait. 251 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:56,042 How do I know that you're not manipulating me right now? 252 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,490 I think if I were manipulating you, you'd be smart enough to see it. 253 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,769 How do I know you're not saying that as part of the manipulation? 254 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,441 I think you'd be smart enough to see that, too. 255 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,765 Okay. 256 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,920 I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time, I just had to be sure. 257 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,928 It's pretty exciting that NASA wants to send Howard back up. 258 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,684 Yeah, exciting. 259 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,845 Can I ask you something? 260 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,240 Course. 261 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,601 He hated that entire experience. 262 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,046 Does it make me an awful wife 263 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,850 if I don't think he should do it again? 264 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,240 Not at all. 265 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,523 He's forgotten how miserable he was the entire time he was up there. 266 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:43,366 It's like me in those moments when I miss India. 267 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,401 So you'll talk to him? 268 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,447 Why me? 269 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,722 I'm his wife, I don't want to ruin it for him. 270 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,645 That's the dynamic. I'm the fun one, you're the buzzkill. 271 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,887 Since when am I the buzzkill? 272 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,841 - Do you think this is cool? - No, I think it's stupid. 273 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,126 Aha! 274 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,611 You're right, it's great. 275 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,765 - Hello. - Hey. 276 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,080 You guys didn't break up. 277 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:13,051 No. Sorry to disappoint you, but Amy pointed out 278 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,929 that you we only trying to manipulate me. 279 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,600 Which you also figured out by yourself. 280 00:13:16,624 --> 00:13:18,831 Which I also figured out by myself. 281 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,720 Well, I'm glad you're still together. 282 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,565 Okay, you can stop trying to make this about our relationship. 283 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,291 - Which is stronger than ever. - Which is stronger than ever. 284 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,970 This is about you trying to change my environment, 285 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,889 which was perfect the way it was. 286 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,811 But it got the way it was through change. 287 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,322 The spot that you love to sit in, that no one else can sit in, 288 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:44,008 only exists because, despite your objections, I bought this couch. 289 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:49,001 Me. So explain why that change was bad and this change was good. 290 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,445 Um... 291 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,480 You don't need to explain yourself to him. 292 00:13:55,504 --> 00:13:57,745 I don't need to explain myself to you! 293 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,001 You're sick of his nonsense and ready to move in with me. 294 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,923 Keep the table! We don't use that space! 295 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,850 Damn it, I got cocky. 296 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,448 Hey, Bernie. I'm home... Hello. 297 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,647 Hi, honey. 298 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,041 What's going on? 299 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,246 Maybe you should have a seat. 300 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,009 Okay. 301 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,168 I know my mom's not dead, there'd be balloons. 302 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:32,245 First off, know that we all love you and cherish you. 303 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,243 - Well, I wouldn't... - Daddy. 304 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,810 You're great. 305 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,767 - Can I say something? - Of course. 306 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,445 Hey, Fruit Loops. 307 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,324 Massimino? Why are you here? 308 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,450 I heard you were thinking about going back up to the space station, 309 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,801 and as someone who's been there with you... 310 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,360 well, you know how astronauts need to have the "right stuff"? 311 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,845 Sure. 312 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,883 The stuff you have is wrong. 313 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,926 You don't think I did a good job up there? 314 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,445 You did a fine job. 315 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,410 It's just, you were scared and miserable the whole time. 316 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,370 I think what we're all trying to say is, you don't seem to be remembering 317 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,522 how traumatic the experience was for you. 318 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,928 Like how women often forget the pain of childbirth. 319 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,368 Like a woman. Great analogy. 320 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,207 Fine, maybe I was a little scared. 321 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,323 You peed in your space suit. 322 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,526 You're supposed to do that. 323 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,648 Not during the fitting. 324 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,005 Son, do I need to remind you what you asked me to do 325 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,804 before you went up last time? 326 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,691 Hang on. That was just me joking around. 327 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,207 You wanted me to shoot you in the foot. 328 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,371 Come on, how is that not a joke? 329 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,640 "You got to get me out of this. Shoot me in the foot." 330 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,211 Don't forget all the other astronauts picking on you. 331 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,365 And how you threw up in zero gravity, 332 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,249 and it floated back in your mouth. 333 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,523 And you threw up again. And so on and so on. 334 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,525 That was funny. 335 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,208 Okay, so I wasn't exactly John Glenn up there, 336 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,290 but I've changed, I'm a different man now. 337 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,411 I'm a little insulted that you guys don't think I can handle it. 338 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,131 You know you're gonna have to go through survival training again. 339 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,406 Really? 340 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,807 You've got to get me out of this! 341 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,327 What do you want me to do? You're perfectly healthy. 342 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,164 Check my blood pressure again! 343 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,402 I can get it higher, just give me a second. 344 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,161 - Hello? - Hi, Ma. How are you? 345 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,009 How I am is not dead! 346 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,561 But you wouldn't know that, because you don't love me enough 347 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,006 to pick up the phone! 348 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,605 Go, go, 90! 349 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,082 For all you know, I could have slipped in the tub and drowned! 350 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,368 That's what happened to your Aunt Ida! 351 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,690 Wow. 352 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,766 Howard, I'm so sorry your blood pressure was off the charts. 353 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,606 Me, too. The doctor was willing to fudge the results, 354 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,003 but it just seemed so darned dishonest. 355 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,400 But the mission wouldn't be for at least a year. 356 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,721 Isn't that enough time to get your blood pressure under... 357 00:17:14,745 --> 00:17:17,191 My blood pressure's too high, okay? Drop it. 358 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,566 You know, my aunt changed her diet, and in a few months, she... 359 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,291 Went to space? I don't think so. Now, pass the soy sauce. 360 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,845 Not the green one, the red one. 361 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,201 Sheldon, Amy, will you please come join us? 362 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,646 It's fun up here. 363 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,167 So why are you trying to ruin it? 364 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,408 No, thanks. We're fine. 365 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,528 I mean, if you people want to eat at the table, 366 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,523 then that's what you should do. 367 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,250 I like eating down here 368 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,006 because this is how we've always done things. 369 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,367 But if those days are gone, they're gone. 370 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,091 It just makes me sad. 371 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,001 Now I feel bad. 372 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,561 Don't anthropomorphize him, he's got big eyes, 373 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,967 but his feelings are not like ours. 374 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,280 No, it just seems silly for us to sit in two groups. 375 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,204 It's not silly if you think of that group 376 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,886 as being led by a big, evil baby. 377 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,804 Look at Amy down there. 378 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,971 Should we go? 379 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,886 Let's go. 380 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,610 Penny, this was your idea. 381 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,524 You said that I should stand up to him. 382 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,966 Forget it, Leonard. 383 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,605 It's over. 384 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:28,887 Fine. 385 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,686 Rajesh? 386 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,721 Screw that! I sat on the floor for seven years. 387 00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,394 I'm staying right here! 388 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,001 Come on, Raj, it's not the same without you. 389 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,725 Fine. 390 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,601 But no more making fun of how I say tings. 391 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,362 You mean "tings" like "moo-stache"? 392 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,684 Well, isn't this nice. 393 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,009 Sometimes the baby wins.