1 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,370 Boy, do I have to urinate. 2 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,928 If only there were a solution to that. 3 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,084 Seriously. I feel like I've got a fish tank in my pelvis. 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,565 So go to the bathroom. 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:19,881 I can't. 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,565 Why not? 7 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:26,523 Because I'm trying to decide between getting an Xbox One or a PS4. 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,001 Oh, "pee." Why'd I say that? 9 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,643 Forgive me for asking a stupid question, 10 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,490 but why are you being stupid? 11 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,371 I'm not being stupid. 12 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,444 I'm employing the work of Dutch researcher, Mirjam Tuk, 13 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,530 who found that people with full bladders make better decisions. 14 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,924 Why did I pee before I decided to move in here? 15 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,922 - Hi! - Hey. How'd the audition go? 16 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,890 I killed it. I was even able to cry real tears right on the spot. 17 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,201 - That's great. - I know. 18 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,320 Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, 19 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:01,571 here come the waterworks. 20 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,564 Here come the waterworks! 21 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,247 - Aren't you gonna ask? - What is this, my first day? 22 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,760 Can I get your opinion on something that happened at work today? 23 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:41,801 - Yeah, sure. - Of course. 24 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,487 I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof 25 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,689 or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell. 26 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,646 I'm sure it's lovable. 27 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,808 I'm gonna go with monster. What do you got? 28 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,280 Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring, 29 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,121 and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign... 30 00:02:00,144 --> 00:02:01,144 Okay. 31 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,562 No one told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend 32 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,927 and what I was signing was not a retirement card 33 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,844 but was actually a "get well" card. 34 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,571 I'm liking my odds here. 35 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,680 So on the card, in the hospital, 36 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,571 next to the woman who's clinging to life are the words, 37 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,848 "Hey, Vivian. You deserve this." 38 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,570 And at least with you gone, 39 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,600 "no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge." 40 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,330 No! 41 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,840 "LOL. Smiley face." 42 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,889 Oh, my gosh. 43 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,364 "P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up." 44 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,721 Why didn't I put money on this? 45 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,844 Hey, that's my agent. If I got the part, 46 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,163 it's still the second best thing I've heard all clay. Hello? 47 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,886 Am I a terrible person? 48 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,441 No. No, it was a mistake. 49 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,401 Am I a terrible person that it crossed my mind 50 00:02:56,424 --> 00:02:58,267 that she might die and never see the card? 51 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,602 Now I think you're flirting with the line. 52 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,968 - Good news? - No, I didn't get it. 53 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,400 I'm so sorry. 54 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,210 You'll get offered something soon. 55 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,647 I kind of did. The part in that awful horror movie 56 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,325 I passed on came back around. 57 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,244 Apparently, it's mine if I want it. 58 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,526 Are you gonna take it? 59 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,091 I don't know what to do. 60 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,163 Maybe you'll get hit by a car and die. 61 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,601 LOL, right? 62 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,570 Hey. Emily, right? 63 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,481 Yeah. 64 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,847 I don't know if you remember me. 65 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,684 From the dating website. 66 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,047 Your friend emailed me because you were afraid to, 67 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,200 then you tracked me down and acted like a lunatic? 68 00:03:42,224 --> 00:03:44,147 Yes, Rajesh Koothrappali. 69 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,763 Look, I just... I wanted to say I'm sorry. 70 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,485 You were, like, the coolest person I ever found online, 71 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:56,440 and I got really nervous and I just blew it. 72 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,606 Don't worry about it. 73 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,010 And if it makes you feel any better, 74 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,447 you're not the weirdest guy I've met off the Internet. 75 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,127 Well, give me a chance, you don't even know me. 76 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,290 All right, here's your chance. 77 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,524 What? Really? 78 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,726 Thank you. 79 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,400 Fate has given me a rare second chance, 80 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,329 and I swear to Vishnu I'm not gonna blow it. 81 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,921 Or normal words followed by a charming smile. 82 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,246 First there was PlayStation, aka PS1, 83 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,404 then PS2, PS3 and now PS4. 84 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,686 And that makes sense. 85 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,366 You'd think after Xbox, there'd be Xbox 2. 86 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:43,286 But no, next came Xbox 360. Hm? 87 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,449 And now, after 360, comes Xbox One. 88 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:48,961 "One"? 89 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,440 Maybe that's how many seconds of thought they put into naming it. 90 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,926 Can you get the butter, please? 91 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,686 You know, however, with the Xbox One, 92 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,081 I can control my entire entertainment system 93 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,685 using voice commands. 94 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,842 Up until now, I've had to use Leonard. 95 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,642 Then get the other one. Pass the butter. 96 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,765 Hang on. 97 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,491 I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously. 98 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,291 Fine, Sheldon. 99 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,205 You have my undivided attention. 100 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,923 Okay, now, the PS4 is more angular and sleek-looking. 101 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,003 - No way. - Yeah. 102 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,084 It's true. But the larger size of the Xbox One 103 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,526 may keep it from overheating. 104 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,961 You wouldn't want your gaming system to overheat. 105 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,009 Well, you absolutely would not. 106 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,881 And furthermore, the Xbox One now comes with a Kinect included. 107 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,929 - Included? - Yes! 108 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,605 Not sold separately. 109 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:46,049 Although, the PS4 uses cool new GDDR5 RAM, 110 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,289 while the Xbox One is still using the conventional DDR3 memory. 111 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,283 Why would they still be using DDR3? 112 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,930 Are they nuts? 113 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,091 See? That's what I thought. 114 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,720 But then they go and throw in an ESRAM buffer. 115 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:02,003 - Whoa. Wait a second. Who's "they"? - Xbox. 116 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,606 - You're kidding! - No, I am not! 117 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,962 And this ESRAM buffer should totally bridge 118 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,804 the 100-gigabit-per-second bandwidth gap 119 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,086 between the two RAM types. 120 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,641 This is a nightmare. How will you ever make a decision? 121 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,848 I don't know! What should I do? 122 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,843 Please pass the butter! 123 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,761 Okay, it's not me, right? This script is terrible. 124 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,251 Yeah. 125 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,163 I had higher hopes for a movie called. 126 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,324 Monkey See, Monkey Kill. 127 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,569 You know, it's still possible for you to be good in a bad movie. 128 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,085 Okay. 129 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,804 "Sometimes I feel like I can control" 130 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,803 the killer gorilla instinct inside of me, 131 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,769 but then I see these bananas 132 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,844 "and I just want to eat them and then kill people." 133 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,445 What am I gonna do? 134 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,922 Well, for starters, I wouldn't eat the bananas. 135 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,682 Come on! This is serious. 136 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,928 Does it at least pay well? 137 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,162 Less than I was making at The Cheesecake Factory. 138 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,721 What does your agent think? 139 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,167 She's thinking of taking a job at The Cheesecake Factory. 140 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,364 You know what, why don't you just do it? 141 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,841 You'll go have fun for a few weeks, make some money, 142 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,963 and who knows what it might lead to? 143 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,360 Okay, look, here, page 58. 144 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,091 I oil-wrestle an orangutan in a bikini. 145 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,490 Just to clarify, which one of you is wearing the bikini? 146 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,204 Both of us. 147 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,290 So it's a family film. 148 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,530 Thank you again for dinner. 149 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,681 You're welcome. 150 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,287 - Good night. - Uh, it's date night. 151 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,046 Aren't you forgetting something? 152 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,845 Oh, of course. 153 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,090 Did I mention the PS4 controllers light up? 154 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,571 No. 155 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,571 Well, they do. 156 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,208 And then after coffee, we went for a walk 157 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,400 and she told me she always thought people from India 158 00:08:20,424 --> 00:08:21,925 were exotic and mysterious. 159 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,845 So, with my mouth, I said, "We're just like anybody else," 160 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,490 but with my eyes, I said, 161 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,722 "Straight up, Red, hop on my flying carpet." 162 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,691 So, you gonna see her again? 163 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,161 Yeah, we have plans this weekend. 164 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:36,395 And if it's a clear night, 165 00:08:36,554 --> 00:08:39,284 I'm gonna lay some romantic astronomy on her. 166 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,966 Okay, like what? Show me. 167 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,650 I can't do that to Leonard. 168 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,167 This is some powerful panty-dropping stuff. 169 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,361 You have my blessing. Go for it. 170 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,365 Okay. 171 00:08:55,240 --> 00:09:00,087 Penny, two of the brightest stars in the night sky 172 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,561 are Altair and Vega. 173 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,041 And it is said they were deeply in love 174 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,489 but forever separated by the celestial river of the Milky Way. 175 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,485 - That's sad. - It is. 176 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,927 But once a year, 177 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,731 on the seventh day of the seventh month, 178 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:21,283 Vega cries so hard that all the magpies in the world fly up 179 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,809 and create a bridge with their wings so the two lovers can be together 180 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,810 for a single night of passion. 181 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,845 Wow. 182 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,291 Okay, that's enough. 183 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,801 PS4 or Xbox One? Raj. 184 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,121 - Xbox One. - Penny. 185 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,281 Huh? 186 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,685 - Leonard. - PS4. 187 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,569 - Wolowitz. - Both great. 188 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,643 - Bernadette. - I like the Wii. 189 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,125 Thanks, Grandma. 190 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,610 - Oh, my goodness. - What's up? 191 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,286 I just got an email from my ex-girlfriend Lucy. 192 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,046 She misses me and wants to get together. 193 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,966 Two women at the same time? Nice job, playa! 194 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,446 Really? 195 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,844 Was it the "two women" thing or the "playa"? 196 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,049 It was the "playa". 197 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,726 What am I supposed to do? 198 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,611 How am I supposed to choose between Emily and Lucy? 199 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,842 Why do you have to choose? Date both of them. 200 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,082 I can't date two women at once. 201 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,322 Zero women, that's my sweet spot. 202 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,571 Unless you're sleeping with one of them, 203 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,245 seeing other people isn't a big deal. 204 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,210 But what if one of them asks me what I was up to the night before 205 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,170 and I was with the other one? Then, what, do I lie? 206 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,084 - Yes. - Yes. 207 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,325 What do you mean, yes? 208 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,562 Were you seeing other women when we started dating? 209 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,250 No. Were you seeing other men? 210 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,561 No. 211 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,841 Were you seeing other men? 212 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,240 No. 213 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,370 Aren't you gonna ask me? 214 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,285 Come on, really? 215 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,603 Thank you so much for letting us pick your brain. 216 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,888 Yeah, happy to help. So, what's going on? 217 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,930 Well, I'm having an impossible time getting my career off the ground, 218 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,282 and I got offered a role in this crappy horror movie, 219 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,080 and I just don't know if I should take it. 220 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,563 Well, I have certainly taken some jobs that I've been embarrassed by. 221 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,405 I wouldn't exactly call Star Trek embarrassing. 222 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,245 I wasn't. 223 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,131 Me, either. 224 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,128 So, what do you think, is there a professional downside to doing it? 225 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,645 Well, it's tricky. 226 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,485 You want to take projects that you're excited about, 227 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,881 but sometimes you also have to pay the bills. 228 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,529 When you're on the set working on something 229 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:01,002 that you just know in your heart is bad, not Star Trek... 230 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,007 Yeah, beam me up. I love it! 231 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,802 Anyway, those jobs can be soul-crushing. 232 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,684 That's what I'm afraid of. 233 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,729 Well, I was in Stand By Me when I was a kid, 234 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,410 and it was a huge success. 235 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,166 The terrible movies I did came after that. 236 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,004 Imagine how that feels. 237 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,161 Sounds rough. 238 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,561 I'm telling you, this business is brutal. 239 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,809 To this day, I hate going on auditions. 240 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:32,329 Okay, I walk in, and I can just feel them thinking, 241 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,603 "He was such a cute kid. What happened to him?" 242 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:42,006 And then I don't get the job, and I can never find out why. 243 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,206 Honestly, I get so depressed, there are entire weeks 244 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,647 that I can't even get out of bed. 245 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,371 Okay, this was helpful. 246 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,881 Any news on your co-worker who's in the hospital? 247 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,010 Poor thing, she was in surgery for 18 hours. 248 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,208 She's alive, but she's still in critical condition. 249 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,486 Oh, no. 250 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,241 The one bit of good news is they put her 251 00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:10,469 in a medically induced coma before she read the card. 252 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,408 So, you know, silver linings. 253 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,128 Were you like this when I married you? 254 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,283 Don't worry about it, buddy. 255 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,568 Okay, bye. 256 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,284 That was Wil, he's feeling a lot better. 257 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,649 Apparently, he's 12-down in the TV Guide crossword puzzle. 258 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,489 Did he help you make a decision about the movie? 259 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,564 No. Did you figure out what you're gonna do about the two girls? 260 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,245 As a matter of fact, I did. 261 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,085 I've spent so many years living in fear, 262 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,846 saying no to new experiences, but from now on, 263 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,128 I'm gonna say yes. Yes to love, 264 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,240 yes to adventure, yes to life. Whatever it may be, 265 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,890 the answer's going to be yes. 266 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,401 He's gonna die alone, right? 267 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,005 - Yeah. - Yes. 268 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,246 I'm proud of you, Sheldon. 269 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,885 You know, I'm proud of me, too. 270 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,408 I've clone all my research, I conducted an informal poll, 271 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,289 and I've arrived at the rock-solid certainty 272 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,601 I've made the right choice. 273 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,240 Well, that's got to be a good feeling. 274 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,645 Oh, it is. 275 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,609 - Although... - Oh, crap. 276 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,609 I had the same feeling when I made my dad buy a Betamax 277 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,444 instead of a VHS. 278 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,444 You were just a little kid. 279 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,161 A little kid who picked the wrong format 280 00:14:23,184 --> 00:14:25,073 to record The MacNeil/Lehrer Report. 281 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:31,244 I also was certain that HD DVD would win out over Blu-ray. 282 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,480 - How old were you then? - Old enough to know better. 283 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,883 And now that I think about it, I stood in front of a case of iPods 284 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,769 and I bought a Zune. 285 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,321 What's a Zune? 286 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,084 Yeah, exactly. 287 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,803 It's an MP3 player brought to us by the makers of Xbox. 288 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,288 No, what are you doing? No, pick that back up. 289 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,408 You know it's good. You did the research. 290 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,891 But what if I'm wrong? 291 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,883 You know what? How about I buy it for you? 292 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,327 How about I buy you both? 293 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,924 You know I only have one slot available 294 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,286 on my entertainment center. 295 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,329 Then I'll buy you a new entertainment center. 296 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,324 Yeah, okay, sure. But which one? 297 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,842 How about this? I've heard that if you flip a coin, 298 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,684 it will tell you how you actually feel. 299 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,280 Because you'll either be disappointed 300 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,050 or excited by the outcome. 301 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,247 Interesting. 302 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,683 So, heads it's PS4, tails it's Xbox One. 303 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,690 All right, I'll try. 304 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,241 What is it? 305 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,005 A quarter. 306 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,202 Could have given it back to me. That was a choice. 307 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,642 You look really pretty tonight. 308 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,007 Thanks. I love that jacket. 309 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,730 Thank you. Thanks. 310 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,485 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 311 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,723 My ex-girlfriend emailed me, and I'm seeing her Saturday. 312 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,281 And I'm glad you like it, it's from J. Crew. 313 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,840 I don't understand. 314 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,721 My friends told me it was okay to see more than one person at a time, 315 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,286 but it feels like I'm being deceitful. 316 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,010 Are you getting back together with her? 317 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,482 No. I have no idea. What would you do? 318 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,649 Usually on first dates, I talk about music and stuff, 319 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,520 but I was promised weird, so let's do this. 320 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,490 How serious were you two? 321 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,884 Well, to be honest, 322 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,249 we only went on four dates, hugged twice, kissed once, 323 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,449 and there was a handshake loaded with sexual innuendo. 324 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,846 Wait, a girl you never slept with sent you an email 325 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,651 and you felt so guilty about it that you had to tell me? 326 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,211 Yeah. 327 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,765 That's kind of adorable. 328 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,685 Are you sure? Because this is the part of the night 329 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,240 where I've said something stupid and the girl usually leaves. 330 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,850 I'm still here. 331 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,566 Yeah, but now you make me wonder what's wrong with you. 332 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,251 We just met. 333 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,880 You don't need to tell me about other people you're seeing. 334 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,845 Really? 335 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,684 Because "I'm dating two women" 336 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:23,083 is basically the only cool thing I can say about myself. 337 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,807 On the one hand, the Xbox One has a better camera, 338 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,611 but the PS4 has a removable hard drive. 339 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,165 Thoughts? 340 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,050 I can't feel my legs. 341 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,126 Oh... 342 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,401 I'm sorry, guys, but the store closed five minutes ago. 343 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,010 But I haven't decided yet. 344 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,606 You'll have to come back tomorrow. The registers are closed. 345 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,403 Let's get you some food. You'll feel better after you eat. 346 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,329 Okay. 347 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,366 What do you want like, Thai food? A burger? 348 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,488 I don't know! 349 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,203 Hey, look, a quarter! 350 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,887 How's that feel? 351 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,281 Great. Not like regret at all. 352 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,051 Penny? 353 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,881 We're working together! 354 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,521 Awesome!