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So, we're about to shoot
this scene in the movie

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where the killer ape DNA
is slowly taking over my body.

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Okay.

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But I realize they're gluing fur
everywhere except my cleavage.

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So, I asked the director why
and he says,

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"It's important
to the story that my boobs

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be the last things to turn ape."

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It's sweet that he thinks
there's a story.

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Oh, and there's not
even a bathroom on set.

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I had to go to the gas station
across the street.

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I mean, I was dressed
like half an ape

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and still not even close to the
most disgusting person in there.

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Leonard, I could use
your assistance.

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- Sure. What's up?
- Well, now that I've given up

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string theory, I'm struggling
to find my next area of focus.

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In your professional opinion,

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which of these areas do you think
is the most promising?

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Well, I think there's some
really innovative stuff

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- going on in dark matter.
- That's helpful.

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- Okay, of these four areas...
- Sheldon!

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What did we say about
being a nicer friend?

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- Thank you.
- Leonard, what did we say

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about being a gullible weenie?

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- It is just so frustrating.
- 'Cause you're trying too hard.

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You need to do something else.
Get your mind off it.

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Hey, how about we bring back
Anything Can Happen Thursdays?

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Hey, that's good.
Why'd you guys stop doing that?

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You made fun of us.
Said it was stupid.

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Yeah. Sounds like me.

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Come on, Sheldon.
What do you say?

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All right. I officially reinstate
Anything Can Happen Thursday.

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Great! What do you want to do?

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I don't know.
What do you want to do?

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I'm starting to remember the problem
with Anything Can Happen Thursdays.

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Hmm.

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What could we do that's fun?

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What could we do that's different?

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What could we do that's free'?

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Got it! We order a pizza.

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Are you kidding? That's what you
always do. Think harder.

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You're right. You're right.
Got it!

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We order calzones, cut them open,
eat them like pizza.

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All right! All right!
I'll shake the brain bush one more time,

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see what falls out.

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Got it! There's a live-action
role-playing group

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that meets every Thursday night
in Griffith Park

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and reenacts battles
from Lard of the Rings.

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Okay, tell me more
about this calzone idea.

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You know what?
Why don't we just ease into this.

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Let's go for a walk
and see if we find a new restaurant.

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Any chance that restaurant
is near Griffith Park?

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- No.
- All right.

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Raj and Howard
are at Howard's moms,

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but should we call the girls
and see if they want to come?

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- No. Bernadette's working late.
- Amy's sick.

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- What's wrong with her?
- Well, she talks a lot.

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She always wants to hold hands.

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That's not what I meant.

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Well, if you were
referring to her illness,

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your question should have been,
"What ails her?"

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- What ails her?
- Oh. Who knows?

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Come on, anything can happen.
We can push him down the stairs!

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Hey. Thanks for coming to hang out.

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No problem. How's your mom feeling?

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Okay, but she'd feel better
if she took her medicine.

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You know, when Cinnamon
won't take her medicine,

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I hide it in a piece of cheese.

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Good idea.
We can wrap the pill in cheese,

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feed it to Cinnamon,
and then my morn can eat Cinnamon.

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- What do you feel like doing?
- I was thinking we could watch a DVD.

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Well, my mom doesn't have
a lotto choose from.

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Unless you want to watch
the video of her colonoscopy.

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20 minutes in,
they find a prune pit.

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Actually, how do you feel about
watching House of 1000 Corpses?

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A straight-up gore-fest'?
You hate this stuff.

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I do, but for some reason,
Emily loves it

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and wants to watch it
with me tomorrow,

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so I thought if
I saw it with you first,

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then I could act cool
about it with her.

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That's actually not a bad plan.

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I can sit through
the colonoscopy now,

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but that first time I was like,
"Oh, my God, a prune pit!"

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- So you'd watch it?
- Sure.

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You're a good friend.
I owe you one.

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Howard!
Help me get out of the tub!

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Not that one.

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So we're just randomly
choosing a restaurant

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- without researching it online'?
- Yep.

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Great.

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This is how Anything Can
Happen Thursday turns

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into It Won't Stop Coming Out Friday.

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Hey, how about
that Asian fusion place?

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Fusion and Asians?

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I'm trying not to
think about science.

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What the hell'?

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What... she's not working late!

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- And Amy doesn't look sick.
- Why would they lie to us?

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That's a good question.

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Amy and Bernadette.

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Amy and Bernadette.

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Why did you lie to us?

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Hey. Listen to this.

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"Murder, cannibalism
and satanic rituals

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are just a few of the thousand-plus
horrors that await."

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I just helped my mom
out of the tub,

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so I'm one slippery horror
ahead of you.

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You're a good son.
I don't know how you do it.

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Beach blankets, my friend.
It's all about beach blankets.

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All right,
let's get this over with.

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Ew!
It's got someone's hair on it!

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Oh, yeah, you're gonna
do great with this movie.

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You're not working late.
Why did you lie to me?

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And Amy, you told me you were sick,

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but you look just as pale
and tired as always.

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I'm sorry.
I just needed a break

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from hearing you obsess about
what to do after string theory.

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And we kind of just wanted one night
where we didn't have to hear

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about how miserable you are
making this movie.

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But none of that means
we don't love you.

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I haven't been complaining
that much about the movie.

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Have I?

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I also love you.

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You know what?
Maybe I need a break from all of you.

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- Come on, Sheldon.
- Where are we going?

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We're gonna have
Anything Can Happen Thursday.

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You're gonna tell me all about your
science stuff and I'm gonna complain

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about my movie,
and we're gonna support each other

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because that's what friends do.
Okay.

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If I had to pick now,
I'd probably go with dark matter...

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Shut up.

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- What's wrong?
- I don't understand my food.

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Chinese noodles
with Korean barbecue...

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in a taco.

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It's fusion.

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Well, my mother would
lock her car doors

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if she had to drive through
this hodgepodge of ethnicity.

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Think I've been complaining
too much about the movie?

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- Not at all.
- Thank you.

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But to be fair, when you talk,
most of what you say sounds like,

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"Wah, wah, wah, clothes.
Wah, wah, wah."

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Hey, I don't understand
why you're not upset with Amy.

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I am. So much so that
I'm gonna bring her here

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for dinner on our next date night.

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Okay.

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So, in the last 20 minutes,

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we've seen a crazy woman
kissing a fetus in a jar.

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We've seen a guy cut in half
and sewn to a fish.

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And the brutal dismemberment
of a rotisserie chicken by my mother.

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On the bright side,
she didn't even notice the pill.

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Why does Emily like this stuff'?

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Do you think there's something
psychologically wrong with her'?

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- What difference does it make?
- What do you mean?

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Oh, come on, she could
have a freezer full

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of ex-boyfriend's body parts
and you'd still go out with her.

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I do like that the ex-boyfriends
out of the picture.

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I feel so bad
about lying to Sheldon.

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How am I gonna make it up to him'?

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I'd tell you what I do with Howard,

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but I don't think dressing up
like a Catholic schoolgirl

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is gonna work with Sheldon.

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He'd probably give you homework.

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- Did you lie to Howard about tonight?
- Of course.

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And you don't feel guilty about it?

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Between Penny's gorilla movie
and Howard's gorilla mother,

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I had no choice.

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Thankfully, Penny and I have
a relationship based on honesty.

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What? I don't lie to her.

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Oh, we know you don't lie to her.

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Thank you.

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Hey, maybe the answer to your
career question is in one of these.

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Penny, there's only one cookie
with something in the middle

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that solves life's problems,
and that's an Oreo.

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Or a Nutter Butter,
if you're in a pinch.

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Come on, open it.
I bet it says something great.

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This is Asian fusion.

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For all you know,
there's a tiny Chihuahua in here.

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Fine, I'll go.

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"People turn to you
for guidance and wisdom."

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- Yeah, that's a good one.
- No, it's not.

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- How is that not good?
- "Turn to you for wisdom?"

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Clearly, that cookie is mocking you.

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You'd never hear that kind of sass
from a Nutter Butter.

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Since you're paying for dinner,
I'll let that slide. Open yours.

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- Have you ever paid for a meal?
- Not with money. Read.

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"Your warm and fun-loving nature
delights those around you."

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Oh, try again.

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Let me get this straight.

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So, he kills this girl's father,
cuts off the guy's face,

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and is wearing it as a mask
while he makes outwith her.

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I'm just gonna say it.
That's not okay.

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Why can't I be in a relationship with
a girl who likes The Sound of Music?

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Raj, you are the girl
in the relationship

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who likes The Sound of Music.

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Hey, Penny, What's up?

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No, Bernie's working late.

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Really?

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Thanks for telling me.

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What?

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I'm having sex with
a Catholic schoolgirl tonight.

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00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,870
Oh, I think I see our next stop.

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00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,038
You can't be serious.

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If I wanted to waste my time
on nonsense,

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I'd follow Leonard on Instagram.

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00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:23,117
No, come on.
Tonight, we are trying new things.

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Oh! That's a lot of incense.

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00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,916
Or someone set a hippie on fire.

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Yeah, honey,
I'm still stuck at work.

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Really? Penny said that?

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Okay, it's true. I'm sorry.

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I'll see you at home.

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Yeah, yeah, I'll put it on.

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You and I never just
hang out like this. Why is that?

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- I know. It's weird, right?
- Yeah. We should do it more often.

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Oh, no. I mean,
this is weird right now.

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- It's Penny.
- Is she still mad?

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00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,797
Doesn't seem like it. She got Sheldon
to go to a psychic with her.

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00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,596
A psychic? He considers them
not just mumbo jumbo,

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but extra-jumbo mumbo jumbo.

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00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,676
Well, Penny can be very persuasive.

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She's gotten me to do a lot
of things I wouldn't normally do.

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- Because she has sex with you.
- Yeah, she does.

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00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,515
Can I confess something?

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Once in a while,
I get a little jealous

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of how close Penny
and Sheldon are.

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Really?
I mean, not in a romantic way.

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It's just, she really has some
sort of connection with him.

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Well... Well, they've known
each other a long time,

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and Penny grew up around horses,

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so she knows how to approach him
without making him skittish.

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Don't get me wrong.
I'm glad they're friends.

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I just wish he'd be that
comfortable around me already.

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Well, it took him a long time
to get comfortable around me, too.

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Really? What did you do?

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00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,717
Something terrible in a former life?
I don't know.

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00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,680
I gotta go.
Penny ratted me out.

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00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,825
FYI, she's getting you
a watch for your birthday

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00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,500
with money she took
out of your wallet.

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I don't mean to be rude
or discourteous,

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but before we begin,
I'd just like to say

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there is absolutely
no scientific evidence

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to support clairvoyance of any kind.

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Which means,
and again, no insult intended,

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but you're a fraud...

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your profession is a swindle,

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and your livelihood is dependent
on the gullibility of stupid people.

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Again, no offense.

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All right, Sheldon,
just ask your question.

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Okay, I just did. What was it?

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Oh, for God's sake. Look, he's a
physicist who's trying to figure out

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what his next field
of study should be.

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For your information, I was asking her
about the next Star Trek movie.

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I'll be bored.

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All right, why don't we begin?

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Your spirit guides are telling me
that there's a woman in your life

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- you're having problems with.
- That's an easy guess.

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I'm clearly an annoying person
and have problems with both genders.

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Yes, you clearly are.

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But I'm seeing a specific woman

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that you're in a romantic
relationship with.

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Oh, oh, here we go.

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- Does she have dark hair?
- Yes! Yes!

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Your spirit guides are on fire!

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The majority of people
have dark hair.

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Even you, at one time.

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Does she work
in a similar field to you?

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Ha! The opposite.

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She's a neurobiologist,
and I'm a theoretical physicist.

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My spirit guides can go suck an egg.

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They're telling me that you have
difficulty being close with her.

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Oh, he does. He so does.
What should he do?

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He should give himself
to this relationship.

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Once he does, all his other pursuits
will come into focus.

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Sheldon, do you hear that? I mean,
Amy is the key to your happiness.

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Exactly.
Personally and professionally.

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Everything will fall into place
once you commit to her.

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You know what this is'?

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Yeah, and I reserve this word
for those rare instances

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when it's truly deserved.

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This is malarkey!

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Wow, you really struck a nerve.

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I've never heard him use
the "M" word before.

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Here we go.
House of a 1000 Corpses.

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Now, just so you know,
I was a nanny for three years,

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so if you get scared,
I can totally change your diaper.

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Actually, I have to
tell you something.

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These kind of movies
really aren't my thing,

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so, last night, I watched it just
to see what I was getting myself into.

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- Okay.
- And I have to be honest.

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I thought it was disturbing
and weird,

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and it made me wonder what it says
about someone who enjoys it.

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I wonder that too.

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Then why do you
watch these things?

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Can I tell you something
without you judging me?

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Sure.

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They kind of turn me on.

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And play.

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Hello. I didn't expect you
this evening.

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Well, I was just feeling so bad
about lying to you the other night,

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I... wanted to make it up to you.

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And how do you propose to do that'?

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Unless you have Gravity
on Blu-ray under that skirt,

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I don't know where
you're going with this.