1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,608 Gentlemen, Star Wars Day is rapidly approaching. 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,444 We should finalize our plans. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,602 What? That's a real thing? 4 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,727 What is it, Star Wars Christmas? 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,281 No. Don't be ridiculous. 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,329 That's Wookie Life Day. 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,801 So when is it? 8 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,486 Well, it's not May the fifth, 9 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,120 and it's not May the third... 10 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,966 It's May the fourth. 11 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:35,845 Get it? 12 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,609 May the "fourth" be with you? 13 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,722 "May the force be with you." Get it? 14 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,281 Oh, no, this face wasn't because I didn't get it. 15 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,123 Come in. 16 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,969 Hey, you got a second? 17 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,407 Yes. Actually, I'm glad you're here. 18 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,524 I'm working on the Star Wars Day schedule. 19 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,241 Now, I have a window built in after Phantom Menace, 20 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,329 for complaining, but... 21 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,171 I'm worried an hour won't be enough time. 22 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,600 Sheldon, I've got some bad news. 23 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,486 What is it? 24 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,530 I just read online that Arthur Jet-fries passed away. 25 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,604 Professor Proton is dead? 26 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,524 Sorry, buddy. 27 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,883 What are you doing? 28 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,365 Comforting you? 29 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,561 Your heart might be in the right place, 30 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,961 but your head, chest and arms certainly aren't. 31 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,123 Anyway, the funeral's on Sunday. 32 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,687 But, that's Star Wars Day. 33 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,888 Yeah... 34 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,327 Of all the things about this that are sad, 35 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,403 that might not be number one. 36 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,927 You OK? I know he meant a lot to you. 37 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,001 I'm fine. 38 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,011 OK. 39 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,208 Yet he cried when they changed the Raisin Bran box. 40 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,204 This is something interesting, boys and girls. 41 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:51,160 After an owl eats, he spits up part of his meal, 42 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,767 that he can't digest, in the form of a pellet. 43 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,042 Is... Isn't that a hoot? 44 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,602 We'll be right back after I fire my writers. 45 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,966 Oh, shut up. 46 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,603 Watching your old friend? 47 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,604 Yes. Look at him, Amy. 48 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,290 It's such a shame. 49 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,205 Struck down in the prime of my life. 50 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,762 Do you want me to go to the funeral with you? 51 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:30,242 - I'm not going to the funeral. - Why not? 52 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,482 All those people blowing their noses. 53 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,485 You can't tell the sick from the sad. 54 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:40,486 I'll be at home celebrating Star Wars Day, as planned. 55 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,961 Are you sure you don't want to go say good-bye? 56 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:48,445 Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time. 57 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,001 And watching a bunch of goofy space movies 58 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,481 you've seen hundreds of times isn't? 59 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,129 If we were in a physical relationship, 60 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,645 you just lost sex tonight. 61 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,446 Hey, guys. 62 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,887 Hey, Penny. Happy Star Wars Day. 63 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,520 OK. 64 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,891 Can I make you breakfast? 65 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,203 Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar is open for business. 66 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,481 No, thanks. Leonard and I are just going to the funeral. 67 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,483 You sure? Not even coffee? 68 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,369 We have R2-Decaf. 69 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,287 Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia? 70 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,044 And if you're not in the mood for coffee, 71 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,322 I can always make you a Chai Tea-3PO. 72 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,403 I get it... like C-3PO. 73 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,086 What happened to me? 74 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,329 - Hey, Sheldon, you want anything? - No, thank you. 75 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,050 You're being so quiet. 76 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,488 Are you upset or are you just rebooting? 77 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,284 I'm fine. 78 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,205 Sweetie, are you sure you don't want to come with us to the funeral? 79 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,523 I appreciate the offer, but Arthur is gone 80 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,364 and there's nothing I can do about it. 81 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,847 When Darth Vader struck down Obi-Wan, 82 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,970 did Luke cry like a baby and go to his funeral? 83 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,690 No, he blew up the Death Star. 84 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,649 Why do I know this?! 85 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,967 Arthur Jeffries was a scientist. 86 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:13,051 I'm sure he didn't care about silly superstitions like funerals. 87 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,406 You know, if he were here, 88 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,881 I think he'd say, "Enjoy Star Wars Day." 89 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,448 He was 84. He'd say, "Where's my pudding?" 90 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,402 Before you go, at least let me pack you some. 91 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,722 Attack of the Scones for the road. 92 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,961 Oh, like Attack of the Clones. 93 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,088 We are leaving right now! 94 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,009 Arthur passing away was harder on Sheldon 95 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,491 than he's ready to admit. 96 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,120 Really hoping this will cheer him up. 97 00:05:40,144 --> 00:05:41,445 Me, too. 98 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,320 Although, it might've been thoughtless of us 99 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,914 to bake a Death Star cake. 100 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,930 No, it combines two of Sheldon's favorite things: 101 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,765 Chocolate chips and the ability to destroy a planet 102 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,490 at the push of a button. 103 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,928 Well, anyway, it'll be a nice surprise for the boys. 104 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,281 And Howie doesn't think I take his interests seriously, 105 00:05:59,304 --> 00:06:01,625 so hopefully this will keep him fooled for a while. 106 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,604 OK, let's get the fondant and start decorating. 107 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,131 This is pretty cool. 108 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,567 You don't see too many spherical cakes. 109 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,205 I wonder why that is. 110 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,608 I have a confession to make. 111 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,603 I've never been to a funeral before. 112 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,761 Really? 113 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,651 I just never knew anyone that died. 114 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,245 I had a pet pig when I was a kid. 115 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,528 I mean, when he died, we didn't have a funeral, 116 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,409 we had a barbecue. 117 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,009 Yeah, we won't be eating Arthur tonight. 118 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,641 I didn't know him very well, but I still really liked him. 119 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,889 It's weird that he's... just gone. 120 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,485 I know. 121 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:54,926 I feel like I want to cry. 122 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,923 Oh, that's... that's fine. 123 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,411 Go ahead. 124 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,120 I can't do it with you staring at me. 125 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,565 Sorry. 126 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:12,966 No, I'm dry. 127 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,969 You're a big crybaby. You start, I'll join in. 128 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,049 I am not a crybaby. 129 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,281 Toy Story 3? 130 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,569 The toys were holding hands in a furnace! 131 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,280 Look, Arthur lived a full life. 132 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,443 And he inspired a lot of people. 133 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:37,366 Sure, he was my childhood hero, but... 134 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,131 the fact that I got to work with him, 135 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,965 side by side, before he... 136 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,771 died was... 137 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,001 It was a gift. 138 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,043 It was a gift. 139 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,007 Thank you for being the emotional one in this relationship. 140 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,889 - I got your back. - Yeah. 141 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,288 OK, here we go. 142 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,250 The Phantom Menace. 143 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,243 Let's get this over with. 144 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,289 Since we all agree Episode I isn't our favorite, 145 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,771 maybe we just skip it this time. 146 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,922 Yeah, Howard, I think you of all people 147 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,809 should avoid espousing the principle 148 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,450 that if something is not our favorite, 149 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:19,846 we should just get rid of it. 150 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,762 You know, I heard this way of watching the movies 151 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:29,049 called the Machete Order, where you watch Episodes IV and V, 152 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,884 then skip Episode I, 153 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,168 watch ll and Ill as a flashback, 154 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,771 and then finish with VI. 155 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,922 OK, so you'd lose most of Jar Jar, 156 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,765 all the trade route talk, and the boring senate hearings, 157 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,446 which are like watching C-SPAN with monsters. 158 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,282 Get rid of the trade route part? Then how would Palpatine 159 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,284 get Chancellor Valorum kicked out of office? 160 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,204 How would he get himself elected? How? 161 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,124 Can we get through one holiday 162 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,170 without you saying something ridiculous? 163 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,691 It was just a suggestion. 164 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,922 Well, you know what else was just a suggestion? 165 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,845 "Why don't we change the Raisin Bran box?" 166 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,564 And you know who got hurt by that? 167 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,609 Every single person who eats breakfast! 168 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,401 I think he's taking this Professor Proton thing pretty hard. 169 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,801 Should we try to console him? 170 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:24,171 Or... should we respect his privacy in this moment of grief? 171 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,129 By staying here and watching the movie. 172 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,487 That's what good friends would do! 173 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,360 Well, at least without Sheldon here, 174 00:09:37,384 --> 00:09:39,647 we got to start with Episode IV. 175 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,847 True. 176 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,327 - I do feel guilty about him. - Me, too. 177 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,488 - Maybe we should see how he's doing. - Yeah. 178 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,962 - But after the cantina scene. - Obviously. 179 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,886 Look at Arthur, cracking up at a joke I told him. 180 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,683 I'll never hear that laugh again. 181 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,127 You never heard it that time. 182 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,644 Arthur! 183 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,251 I thought you were dead. 184 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,526 I am. 185 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,087 Oh, it's fantastic. 186 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,724 I mean, this is the longest that I've gone 187 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,123 without running into a men's room 188 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,248 in... in years. 189 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,849 Why are you here? 190 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,241 I don't know. I was... 191 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,325 I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex-wife. 192 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,203 I know why. 193 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:51,924 You've come to me because... you're my Obi-Wan. 194 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,924 I'm... I'm not... I'm not familiar with that. 195 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:58,050 Is... Is that an... 196 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,567 an Internet? 197 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,006 Wow. You're dead, so I'm going to let that slide. 198 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,808 Obi-Wan Kenobi is a character from Star Wars. 199 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:15,089 After his physical demise, he comes to Luke Skywalker 200 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,846 as his mentor in spirit form. 201 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,561 Well, that... that clears that up. 202 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,361 You must be here to give me advice. 203 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,763 Well, this... this is weird. 204 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,286 Most-most of my robes open in... 205 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,169 in the back. 206 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,921 Those are your Jedi robes. 207 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,042 Wait. What...? 208 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,407 What... what is this? 209 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,045 Be careful with that! 210 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,405 Whoa! 211 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,164 Neato. 212 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,926 I'm... I'm gonna need a Band-Aid. 213 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,448 So... what did you think of your first funeral? 214 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,206 Well, I don't want to be a jerk, but it was kind of a bummer. 215 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,487 Yeah, well, when I die, you can rent a bounce house. 216 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,530 You think about dying? 217 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,684 Well, I think more about if I'd have any regrets. 218 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,001 What would you regret? 219 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,209 You know, that I didn't travel more, 220 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,840 take more risks, learn another language. 221 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,480 You know Klingon. 222 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,251 - That's true. - No, I meant that as a regret. 223 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,486 I just thought of one more. 224 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,085 What's that? 225 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,847 I regret not saying "yes" when you asked me to marry you. 226 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,928 Well, it just wasn't the right time. 227 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,923 Yeah. 228 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,889 And this is also not the right time. 229 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,690 Do not propose. 230 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,888 - What? - I know that face. 231 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,690 That's your propose face. 232 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,810 I was not gonna propose. It's already two to one. 233 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,961 What's two to one? 234 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,000 I proposed twice, you proposed once. Two to one. 235 00:13:24,024 --> 00:13:25,244 Oh, my... It's not a contest. 236 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,840 I don't know what you're upset about. 237 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,008 - I'm the one who's losing. - OK. 238 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,009 Fine. Would you feel better if I propose 239 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,565 so you could turn me down again? 240 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,960 Yeah, I think I would. 241 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,083 OK. Leonard, will you marry me? 242 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,880 Hm... 243 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,250 No, don't you dare. 244 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,402 You reject me right now and tie things up. 245 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,649 It's just such a big decision. 246 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,524 I don't want to have any regrets. 247 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,401 Did you ever watch Professor Proton when you were a kid? 248 00:13:55,424 --> 00:13:57,487 No. My dad controlled the TV, 249 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,324 so unless someone was a Texas Ranger, 250 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:03,081 Jake or the Fatman, we didn't see it. 251 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,521 I never watched him, either, but he seems to be the reason 252 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,369 that Sheldon got interested in science. 253 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,284 Not me. I got into science 254 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,281 'cause I was always the smallest kid in school, 255 00:14:11,304 --> 00:14:12,969 so I thought if I became a scientist, 256 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,891 I could invent a formula that made me taller. 257 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,605 That's cute. 258 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,967 Yeah, I thought it was working for a while, 259 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,681 but then I found out my brother was just 260 00:14:21,704 --> 00:14:23,672 lowering the pencil marks on the door frame. 261 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,929 How about you? 262 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,448 Oh, I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts. 263 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,525 Girl Sprouts? 264 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,803 My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. 265 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:41,488 She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner "like a whore." 266 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,202 How did that get you into science? 267 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,971 Oh, I went to the library and took out a book on biology 268 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,088 to see what whores did. 269 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,929 On the one hand, if I say yes... 270 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,963 This isn't funny anymore. 271 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,610 Just say no so we're done with this. 272 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,091 Will you marry me or not? 273 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:08,171 Ooh, interesting. Did you just propose to me again? 274 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,887 No. 275 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,281 Really? Because I just heard, "Will you marry me?" 276 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,444 That's two proposals, one day. 277 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,801 Sounds like someone wants to spend the rest of her life 278 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,690 telling people how to spell the name Hofstadter. 279 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,891 You know what? Fine. Do whatever you want. 280 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,601 Hey. 281 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,200 Penny, don't get upset. 282 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,044 Here. 283 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:35,000 I love you, but, no, I will not marry you. 284 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,645 Thank you. 285 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,600 Now, about that second proposal. On the one hand... 286 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,969 Where... where... where are we? 287 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,121 This is the swampland of Dagobah. 288 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:02,285 It's where Luke was trained in the ways of the Jedi. 289 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,649 Too bad. I thought it was Florida. 290 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:16,206 When Obi-Wan came to Luke on this very spot, 291 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,091 he gave him all sorts of helpful advice. 292 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,049 So, um... 293 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,402 what do you got for me? 294 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:26,840 Um... 295 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,408 Always... 296 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,126 get... get a prenup. 297 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,682 That's it? 298 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,923 I thought there'd be more of a reason why you're here. 299 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,562 Well, why do you think I'm here? 300 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,127 I suppose it has something to do with your recent passing. 301 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:53,046 Is this the... the first time you've lost, you know, 302 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,605 someone close to you? 303 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,081 Oh, no. No. 304 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:01,365 I've already had to say good-bye to 11 Dr. Whos. 305 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:08,366 Yeah, I've... I've outlived a few of my doctors, too. 306 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,448 Of course, my grandfather died when I was five. 307 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,080 My father died when I was 14. 308 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,130 I'm... I'm sorry about that. 309 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,123 And now you're gone, too. 310 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,729 It's like all the men I've looked up to have gone away. 311 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,121 Well, you know, it's... it's OK to... 312 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,810 to be sad about them. 313 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:36,727 Just... just make sure, you know, you appreciate... 314 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,326 those who... who are still there for you. 315 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,122 But I do appreciate them. 316 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,005 Well, then... 317 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,085 what am I doing in a swamp... 318 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,730 dressed like Friar Tuck? 319 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,968 Appreciate them, Sheldon. 320 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,766 Hey, buddy. 321 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,843 Heard you're having a rough day. You all right? 322 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,490 I'm OK. 323 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,568 How was the funeral? 324 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,841 It was nice, you know. 325 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,207 A lot of people showed up, 326 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,204 told some great stories about him. 327 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,807 Did you know that Arthur's son is a high school sci...? 328 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,403 Hey, the guys are about to start Jedi. 329 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,046 - You want to go watch? - I do. 330 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,248 After I make them go back and watch one through five first. 331 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,487 - Sheldon, that'll take us all night. - That's true. 332 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,922 It's a good thing I had a nap. 333 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,122 Boy, some of the physical comedy with Jar Jar 334 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,442 is a little tough to watch. 335 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,483 At least they toned him down in the second one. 336 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,841 Yeah, he is pretty stupid. 337 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,244 Hey, we can say it. You can't. 338 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,086 - Hey, guys. - Happy Star Wars Day! 339 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,570 A Death Star cake! 340 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,400 Yeah, we were hoping it might cheer you up. 341 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,283 And even though it meant we had to miss the movies, 342 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,771 we could still be part of the fun. 343 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,000 Well, you didn't miss anything. We just started over. 344 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,769 Son of a bitch. 345 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,571 You're back. 346 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,728 Yeah, apparently... 347 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,451 I'm here whenever... whenever you need me. 348 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,369 That's nice. 349 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,324 Maybe for you. 350 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,127 Why do I need you now? 351 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,641 Well, as near as I could tell, 352 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,883 you fell asleep watching Star Wars, 353 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,647 and now you're dreaming you're watching Star Wars. 354 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,404 So? 355 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,447 I mean, don't you see a problem there? 356 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:37,208 I mean, how you're spending your limited time on earth? 357 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,411 Not at all. 358 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,047 OK, good luck to you.