1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,729 Almost there. You're doing great. 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:09,123 Thanks for lifting my spirits. Next time, try lifting the box. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,161 Please hurry. 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,010 I don't need a treadmill! 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,806 The doctor says you need to get exercise! 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,247 I get plenty of exercise! 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,449 Crushing my will to live isn't exercise! 8 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,960 If she isn't gonna use it, then why are we doing this? 9 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,128 She'll use it. All I need is to rig it 10 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,204 with a fishing pole and a HoneyBaked ham. 11 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:32,441 All right. 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,965 Now what? 13 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,771 - We set it up in Howie's old room. - Do you know how to set it up? 14 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,288 Please, I'm an MIT-trained engineer. I think I can handle... 15 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,930 Ma, look out! 16 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,770 I told you this thing would kill me! 17 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,730 So she's gonna be laid up for at least six weeks. 18 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,166 Poor Mrs. Wolowitz. 19 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,322 Should we do something for her? 20 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,131 I know. Let's go see the new Spider-Man movie. 21 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,086 Sheldon, we're talking about your friend's mother. She got hurt. 22 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,450 I thought that subject had run its course, so I changed it. 23 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,285 It's called reading the room, Amy. 24 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,050 - Hi. - Hey, how were things on the set? 25 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,810 Pretty good, actually. 26 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,724 So the movie's not as bad as you thought? 27 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,690 Oh, no, it is, but I decided, instead of complaining about it, 28 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,800 I'm just gonna go in every day and give it my all. 29 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,921 - Good for you. - Thanks. 30 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,162 There's no reason why I shouldn't be the best 31 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,607 bisexual go-go dancer slowly transforming 32 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,531 into a killer gorilla anyone's ever seen. 33 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,890 I don't know. The bisexual gorilla go-go dancer in Schindler's List 34 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,041 is tough to beat. 35 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,571 Ah, very good. 36 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,610 Because a gorilla go-go dancer of any sexual preference 37 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,001 would be out of place in a film about the Holocaust. 38 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,680 It only gets funnier when you explain it, Sheldon. 39 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,445 I know. 40 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,725 Okay, she's all settled in the guest room. 41 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,565 Maybe we should get one of those machines to help her up the stairs. 42 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,290 You mean a forklift? 43 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,526 - Howie... - I'm sorry. 44 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,444 I just can't deal with this right now. 45 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,807 Taking care of your own mother? How can you say that? 46 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,566 Bernie, she's gonna be off her feet for six to eight weeks. 47 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:42,401 Are you prepared to feed her, wash her and take her to the toilet? 48 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,089 - I would do it for my mother. - Yeah, of course you would. 49 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,924 You're a loving person. 50 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,924 I'm what my people would call a putz. 51 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,523 Look, I'm not crazy about the idea, but what other choice do we have? 52 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,809 We get a nurse. Preferably someone from a third world country 53 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,930 who's used to suffering and unpleasant smells. 54 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,289 You'd hire a total stranger to take care 55 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,363 of the woman who raised you? That's so cruel. 56 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,648 Not if we pay them well 57 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,644 and let them listen to the music of their homeland. 58 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,964 I need to tinkle! 59 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,361 Sounds like the job for a loving person. 60 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,440 Would you liike me to play Polish music while you carry her to the toilet? 61 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,209 You are a putz. 62 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,809 As advertised. 63 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,651 Thanks for coming with me. 64 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,451 Thanks for inviting me after everyone else said no. 65 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,285 Aren't you gonna get 3-D glasses? 66 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,010 I brought my own. 67 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:51,171 No sense in risking bridge-of-nose herpes. 68 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,487 Is that a real thing? 69 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:58,282 Well, until they invent nose condoms, I'm not finding out. 70 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,329 Emily! Hey! 71 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,369 Oh, hey, Raj. 72 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,807 This is my friend, Sheldon. Sheldon, this is Emily. 73 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,881 Oh, yes, you're the dermatologist. 74 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,003 I went for a walk yesterday without sunscreen. 75 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,766 Do you see anything on my forehead 76 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,446 that I should be concerned about? 77 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,811 Um, you know what? I better go. My movie's about to start. 78 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,167 - Are you here alone? - No, not really. 79 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,880 - What do you mean, "not really"? - Hey, should we get our seats? 80 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,521 Yeah. It was nice seeing you. I'll call you later. 81 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:34,681 Yeah, okay. 82 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,130 That was awkward, right? 83 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,444 Is it because she's dating you but was out with that other fellow? 84 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,840 - Yes. - Good. 85 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,680 I thought she saw something on my forehead. 86 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,010 And... action. 87 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,084 - Please don't shut me out. - Go away. 88 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,162 Just go away. 89 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,611 I swear, I will find a way to turn you back. 90 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:09,049 What gave you the right to mix my DNA with that of a killer gorilla? 91 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,609 I was trying to save your life. 92 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,730 Life? What life? Look at me! I'm a monster! 93 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,885 And now I have blood on my hands, or paws. I don't know. 94 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,929 You can't give up. I love you. 95 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,046 I love you too. 96 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,090 But I'm afraid I love killing more. 97 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,607 Like, one day, I might actually try and kill you! 98 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,767 And... cut. All right. 99 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,160 All right, let's set up for the next scene. 100 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,402 Actually, know what? Can we do one more? 101 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:50,721 I think I could do it better. 102 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,848 Let's just move on. No one cares. 103 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,367 Well, I care. I mean, look, if we're gonna do this, 104 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,370 why not try and make it something we're actually proud of? 105 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:05,001 Look, sweetie, this movie is garbage, but you should be happy about that, 106 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,766 'cause if it was a good movie, you wouldn't be in it. 107 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,682 Whoa, whoa, hang on. There's no need to insult her. 108 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,649 - And who are you? - I'm her boyfriend. 109 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,043 - Isn't she too hot for you? - A little, yeah. 110 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,043 Well, boyfriend, get off my set. 111 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,690 You can't do that. He's with me. 112 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,081 You know what? You can get off my set, too. You're fired. 113 00:06:23,104 --> 00:06:24,962 What? You can't fire me. I'm the star. 114 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,647 I'm the girl that goes bananas. It says so on the poster. 115 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,201 Yeah, but we just shot the last scene where we see your face. 116 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:36,521 So from now own, the star of the movie is whoever wears this. 117 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,642 Hey, if you're gonna fire her, then you have to fire me too. 118 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,361 Wow, that fell apart really fast. 119 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,165 Thanks for skipping the movie. 120 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,322 I couldn't sit in that theater for two hours 121 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,289 wondering about Emily and that guy. 122 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,329 Oh, quite all right. 123 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,602 After my forehead melanoma scare, 124 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,240 I've learned not to sweat the small stuff. 125 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:08,811 Well, sorry, I don't have all the ingredients to make chai tea. 126 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,281 - You don't have to make me anything. - No, I do. 127 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,522 You're upset about Emily and you're Indian. 128 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,489 I need to make you chai tea. 129 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,524 Now, I have all the ingredients except cardamom seeds. 130 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,687 Do you happen to have any on you? 131 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,202 Sorry, I left them in my turban. 132 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,408 Oh, I'll make English breakfast tea. 133 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,881 They destroyed your culture. That's close enough. 134 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,211 You know, I'm curious, 135 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,091 why are you so upset about seeing Emily with another man? 136 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,210 Wouldn't you be upset if you saw Amy out with someone else? 137 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,722 Can't happen. We have an ironclad relationship agreement 138 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,680 which precludes her from physical contact with anyone other than me. 139 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,927 But you don't have sex with her either. 140 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,521 Slick, huh? 141 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,202 To be truthful, Emily and I haven't dated that long, 142 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,320 and we never agreed to be exclusive to each other. 143 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,686 Have you had intercourse? 144 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:08,881 No. 145 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,566 Well, stick to your guns. There will be a lot of pressure. 146 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,571 I'm hungry again! 147 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,764 It's like the world's fattest cuckoo clock. 148 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,287 You know, you're always talking about having a baby someday. 149 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,603 - This is exactly what it'll be like. - No, it's not. 150 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:40,288 Come on. The constant fussing, eating, pooping, burping, drooling. 151 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,569 We're even waiting for the day when she can finally walk on her own. 152 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:45,962 Maybe you're right. 153 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,169 Anything she finds on the floor goes right in her mouth. 154 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,522 I'm just telling you now, if we do have kids, 155 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,041 don't expect me to do all the work. 156 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,170 Hey, I'm a very paternal person. 157 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,005 I'd be excellent at taking care of a baby. 158 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,649 I'm still hungry! 159 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,240 I'm coming, you big baby! 160 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,128 You know, the only thing worse than doing a movie 161 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,163 where they glue monkey hair to your ass 162 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:23,166 is getting fired from a movie where they glue monkey hair to your ass. 163 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,490 Forget it, man, it's crap. You just move on to the next thing. 164 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:32,281 Yeah, well, it's easy for you to say. You used to be famous. 165 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,321 Hey. I just lost a job for you. 166 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,562 You're right, I'm sorry, you're famous. 167 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,363 Penny, it's not about being famous. It's about the art. 168 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,403 It's about the passion we have for our craft. 169 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,646 I have an audition for Sharknado 2! 170 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,240 If I book this, I am totally gonna pay you back for this beer. 171 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,767 God, what am I doing with my life? 172 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,524 You having second thoughts about acting? 173 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,444 You were on set, you saw what it was like. 174 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,762 Yeah, but it's not always that bad. 175 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:05,921 Oh, really? 176 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,243 What about when you did Anne Frank at that cute little theater? 177 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,568 It was over a bowling alley. 178 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,246 Yeah, but... 179 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,689 there was ample parking. 180 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,486 Are you done? 181 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,523 And you were so good in the TV commercial. 182 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,564 It was for hemorrhoid cream. 183 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:28,611 And I got itchy and swollen just watching you. 184 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,089 Leonard, you are really not cheering me up. 185 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,607 Come on. How can you be sad when you're going home 186 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,923 with all five-foot-six of this? 187 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,848 You think you're five-foot-six, that's funny. 188 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,485 I don't understand it. 189 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,847 I'm a nice guy, I have a great job, 190 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,203 I'm well-educated, come from a good family... 191 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,044 Why don't women want to be with me? 192 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,368 An interesting question. 193 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,121 Well... good night. 194 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:08,365 What? Don't send me home. I can't be alone right now. 195 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:11,450 That's your problem. You can't be alone. 196 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,886 What do you mean? 197 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,328 How many women have you had dates with? 198 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,921 Eleven. 199 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:24,165 How many of those women did you think would become your perfect companion? 200 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,650 Eleven. 201 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,531 Wait. Do I count the 200-pound Sailor Moon girl 202 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,331 that Howard and I had a threesome with at Comic-Con? 203 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,011 Sure. 204 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,289 I'll stick with 11. She liked Howard better. 205 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,483 Well, now do you see the problem? 206 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,044 Maybe. I... I don't know. 207 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,885 It's late, I... I should... I should go. 208 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,648 Look, I do get what you're saying. 209 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,724 Instead of desperately clinging to any woman who will go out with me, 210 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,042 I need to work on my fear of being alone. 211 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,841 I was trying to suggest chemical castration, but... 212 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,130 it's my bedtime, so whatever gets you out the door. Good night. 213 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,201 Howie, I'm back! 214 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,480 I just got her to sleep. 215 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,806 Sorry. 216 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,486 What took you so long? The grocery store's a few blocks away. 217 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,120 They only had regular yogurt. I had to go to a different store 218 00:12:31,144 --> 00:12:33,670 to get the extra-fat kind your mom likes. 219 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,762 Then why do I smell coffee on your breath? 220 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,400 So what? After two days of taking care of her, 221 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,483 excuse me for stopping to get a mocha. 222 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,645 A mocha? Well, it must be nice to be queen. 223 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,041 Queen? I've been killing myself here! 224 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,961 Well, whose fault is that? I wanted to get a nurse, but you were all, 225 00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:54,749 "I'm nice. I want to take care of people." 226 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,688 I'm glad I got that mocha. And you know what else I'm glad about? 227 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,771 I bought you a brownie and I ate it in the car! 228 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,050 Howard! 229 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,771 Thanks a lot. Now I have to go rub her belly again. 230 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,642 - Hey. - Thanks for letting me come over. 231 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,167 Of course. Please, come in. 232 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,961 I just wanted to say how sorry I am about tonight, and... 233 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,209 I want to make sure that we're okay. 234 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,566 Look, you and I haven't made any commitments to each other. 235 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,610 I know. I just felt like I needed to explain. 236 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,330 The guy I was with did my last tattoo, 237 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,369 and he's been asking me out for months. 238 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,921 I finally said yes just to get it over with. 239 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,208 - It's okay. - Really? 240 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,931 Well, I mean, yeah, it freaked me out a little, 241 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,447 but that's my issue, not yours. 242 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,925 Wow. 243 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,924 If I saw you out with another woman, I'd be pretty upset. 244 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,605 Thank you. 245 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,328 Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen. 246 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,400 Just so you know, I'm not seeing anyone else. 247 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,566 Well, me neither. 248 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,850 - Okay. - Okay. 249 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,727 Please. 250 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,680 - So, you... You have tattoos? - Yeah. 251 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,450 I don't. 252 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,807 I have a hole in my belly button that may or may not have been a piercing. 253 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,844 - That's cool. - It's a piercing. 254 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,609 So... how many tattoos? 255 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,211 One on my shoulder, one not on my shoulder 256 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,489 and one really not on my shoulder. 257 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,527 It's, uh... been a long time since I've seen a girl's... 258 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,002 really not her shoulder. 259 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,200 Well... 260 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,642 how about you show me your piercing 261 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,643 and I show you my tattoos? 262 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,602 But before I take my shirt off, I just need, like, 263 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,404 ten minutes to do some crunches. 264 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,208 Oh, my God. 265 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,567 What a day. 266 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,529 Can I get you anything? 267 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,886 No. 268 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,451 I need to start making some smart decisions. 269 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,840 With your career? 270 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,411 With my life. 271 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,441 Like What? 272 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,691 I don't know. 273 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,451 We could get married. 274 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,368 - Come on, be serious. - I am. 275 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,808 Why? Because I'm a "smart decision"? 276 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,001 Well, yeah. 277 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,846 So, I'm like a bran muffin. 278 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,288 What, no, that's not what I'm saying. 279 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,681 No, it's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing 280 00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:58,482 you're choosing because I'm good for you. 281 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,887 What does it matter? The point is, I'm choosing you. 282 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,520 Well, it matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin. 283 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,489 I want to be a... Cinnabon, you know? 284 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,847 A strawberry Pop-Tart. 285 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,562 Something you're excited about even though it could give you diabetes. 286 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,163 Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want. 287 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,244 No, no. No, it's too late. I'm your bran muffin. 288 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,210 Probably fat-free and good for your colon. 289 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,881 You know what? Forget it. I never should've brought it up. 290 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,530 You know I want to marry you, but you're only doing this 291 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,080 because you got fired and you're feeling sorry for yourself. 292 00:16:35,104 --> 00:16:36,889 Okay, it may look that way, but getting fired 293 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,247 from that movie was the best thing that could have happened to me, okay. 294 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,289 I finally realize I don't need to be famous 295 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,204 or have some big career to be happy. 296 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:47,001 - Then what do you need? - You, you stupid Pop-Tart! 297 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,640 Oh. 298 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,931 Then I guess I'm in. 299 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,089 Really? You guess you're in? 300 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,685 Not like, "I guess I'm in." Like "I guess I'm in!" 301 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,363 Okay. Cool. 302 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,408 So is that it? Are we engaged? 303 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:20,086 Yeah, I think so. 304 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,086 All right. 305 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,281 What's wrong? 306 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:32,445 I'm not sure. Just... feels a little anticlimactic. 307 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,964 Yeah, it kind of does, huh? 308 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,483 Oh, I know. 309 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,690 This might help. 310 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,400 Where did you get a ring? 311 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:53,121 I've... had it for a couple years, not important. 312 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,531 Penny... will you marry me? 313 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,930 Oh, my God, yes. 314 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,809 This would have been so much more romantic 315 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,849 if you didn't have monkey hair on your finger. 316 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,364 How you feeling? 317 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,366 Last night was a little rough, but I think we're gonna get through this. 318 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,681 I'm proud of us. 319 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,604 Me, too. 320 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,762 Where's my pancakes? 321 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,645 Coming, Mrs. Wolowitz! 322 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,921 - You were right. - Welcome to Team Putz.