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I recently read that during World War II...
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...Joseph Stalin had a research program
to create super soldiers...
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...by having women impregnated by gorillas.
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What a sick use of science.
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Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.
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I wonder if Stalin considered
any other animals.
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Hippos are the deadliest creature.
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A half-human, half-hippo soldier
would be pretty badass.
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Yes, but when they're hungry, hungry,
you can stop them with marbles.
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Yeah, the correct animal
for interspecies super soldier is koala.
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You would wind up with an army so cute,
it couldn't be attacked.
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But half-man, half-owl can fly...
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The answer is cuddly soldiers
with big flat noses. Moving on.
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- So, Penny, when's the new job start?
- Next Monday.
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Did you look over the materials I gave you?
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- Uh, not yet, but I will.
- Great. When?
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I said I'll get to it.
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I'm sensing awkwardness. Am I right?
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Yes.
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Swish.
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I don't want to be pushy, but you've
never done pharmaceutical sales before.
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You could use this time to get a head start.
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The first few weeks will be training.
They'll tell me everything I need to know.
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Imagine how impressed they'd be if you
showed up familiar with the material.
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So, what, you want me
to be like a teacher's pet?
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Couldn't hurt.
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I don't know. Who here has ever been hurt
because they were the teacher's pet?
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It's like the rest of the class
wanted Ms. McDonald to forget the quiz.
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Mrs. Davis...
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- ...guess who.
- Dr. Cooper.
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That's right. Good job.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hello. Uh...
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You wanted to see me?
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- Yes, welcome back.
- Thank you.
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I assume you'd like to reopen our dialogue...
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...about the university forcing me
to continue with string theory?
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You mean the dialogue that went,
"Please. No. Please. No. Please. No."?
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That's the one.
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I believe you went last, so please?
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Dr. Cooper, while you were away...
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...we came up with a solution that would
allow you to change your field of study.
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Wow.
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Pouting and running away actually worked.
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I must say that may not be a lesson
you want to reinforce with me.
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So, um, what is the solution?
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Currently, you're being paid under a grant
to specifically research string theory.
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If we promote you to junior professor,
you'll be able to choose...
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...whatever field of research you'd like.
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But if I'm a professor...
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- ...then I'll have to teach a class.
- That is correct.
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So your solution is to promote me...
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...and pay me more money...
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...so that I can impart my knowledge
to the next generation of scientists?
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Yes.
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You people are sick.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Hey, ready to go to lunch?
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Give me a minute. I'm stimulating
the pleasure cells of this starfish.
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- I need to turn it off.
- What if you don't?
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I have to sit through lunch knowing
this starfish is having a better day than I am.
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Is Bernadette meeting us at the restaurant?
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- No, actually, I didn't invite her.
- How come?
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Ever since she helped me get this job,
she won't stop bugging me.
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Well, I think she just wants you to do well
and she's worried you won't...
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...because you were just
a stunningly poor waitress.
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That is not true.
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I'm still waiting on my mini corn dogs
from two years ago.
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I told you they'll be right out.
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Okay, so no Bernadette.
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Well, you saw her the other night.
Am I wrong?
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No, I just...
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I feel kind of uncomfortable talking
about her like this.
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Usually when someone's
being talked about behind their back...
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...it's me and it's right in front of my face.
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- I'm sorry. I just need a little break from her.
- I understand.
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You know...
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...there is some research that indicates...
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...that sharing negative attitudes
about a third party...
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...can be a powerful bonding force
between two friends.
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- So, what are you saying?
- I'm saying, in the spirit of science...
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...what is that little skank's problem?
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So I've been trying to come up with
a cute couple's nickname for me and Emily.
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What do you like better? Emipali?
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Or Koothrapemily?
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Why is it your last name
and her first name?
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Well, her last name is Sweeney,
and something just didn't seem right about...
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...Koothrapeeney.
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Hey, how'd it go with Human Resources?
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Awful. They're allowing me
to move on from string theory...
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...but they made me a junior professor
and are requiring me to teach a class.
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I don't understand.
Why is it bad you have to teach?
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What a stupid question.
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The kids are gonna love him.
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I can't believe I have to waste my time
babysitting a bunch of grad students...
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...who probably think dark matter
is what's in their diapers.
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This might not be that bad.
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- You like telling people they're wrong.
- Wrong.
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Just because I enjoyed that one
doesn't mean I always do.
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You enjoy giving people grades.
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A valid point, but unoriginal. B-minus.
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And you love the sound of your own voice.
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Well, of course I do. Listen to it.
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It's like an earful of melted caramel.
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Most importantly,
this will let you move on and study dark matter.
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[SIGHS]
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It is true that many of my heroes
have taken students under their wings.
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Feynman. Einstein. Professor X.
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Humorously, in the case of Professor X...
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...some of his students actually had wings.
That's rich. Heh-heh.
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I'll use that one to lighten the mood
after my entire class fails the midterm.
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Measuring starfish serotonin levels...
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...in response to 1.2 molar stimulation
of pleasure cells.
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You like that, don't you?
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That's right, say my name.
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[COMPUTER BEEPING]
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- Hey.
- Hey, what's going on?
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Not much. You wanna get a drink later?
Just the two of us?
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- No Penny?
- Not tonight. I'm a little frustrated with her.
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Because you got her the job,
and she should be working harder to prepare?
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So it's not just me. You see it too.
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I do. I see it.
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It's driving me crazy.
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Just this afternoon,
I saw an Instagram that instead of studying...
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...she went out to lunch
and got a manicure.
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That's outrageous.
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- I know.
- If she doesn't do well...
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...this could reflect poorly on you.
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Exactly. Does she not realize it?
Or does she not care?
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I don't know.
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The important thing is, I am here for you...
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...so we can mutually disparage
this unpleasing third party.
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Hey, we just wanted to see how your class
was going. Where is everybody?
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There is no class.
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Did you send everyone
to the principal's office already?
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No one signed up.
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Well, that's not your fault.
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I called the department secretary
to see what happened.
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Apparently, I have a reputation
for being obnoxious.
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
What?
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Hey, Sheldon, I'm sorry.
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No, it's fine.
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Now I can devote all my time to dark matter.
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- Oh, you bought cookies for everyone?
- Oh, yes.
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Fig Newtons. I was going to ask them...
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...which scientist both helped
to develop calculus...
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...and had a famous cookie named after him.
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Then after someone said Newton,
I was going to tell them they're wrong.
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The cookies are named
after a town in Massachusetts.
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And then I'd throw the cookies away.
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Hey, what if I took your class?
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Why would you do that?
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- Why would you do that?
- What is wrong with you?
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I've been thinking about getting my doctorate,
and he wants to teach. Why not?
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Oh. Howard, I appreciate the gesture.
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But this is a graduate-level physics class.
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I don't think you'd understand
a single thing I was talking about.
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Ask, "Why not?" again. I've got an answer.
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Sheldon, I'm more than smart enough
to take your class.
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[CHUCKLING]
No.
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Yes.
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How would you determine the ground state
of a quantum system with no exact solution?
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Guess a wave function and vary its parameters
until I found the lowest energy solution.
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Hmm.
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Do you know how to integrate X squared
times E to the minus X without looking it up?
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I'd use Feynman's trick,
differentiate under the integral sign.
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Okay.
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SHELDON:
Uh...
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What is the correct interpretation
of quantum mechanics?
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Every interpretation gives the same answer
to every measurement. They're all correct.
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You believe in the many worlds
interpretation, so I'll say that.
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Now do you think I'm smart enough?
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No.
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Oh, come on. You might have gone
to school for a couple more years than me.
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But guess what,
engineers are just as smart as physicists.
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Ah! You take that back.
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No.
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So after drinks with Bernadette, I get home,
and Penny calls to complain about her.
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And while I'm taking to Penny,
I get a text from Bernadette.
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I am trying to prepare my lesson plan
for Howard.
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Why are you telling me this?
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Because it's taken 15 years,
but high school is finally awesome.
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I love them both...
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...but I'm in the center now,
and I love that even more.
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Amy, please.
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I am trying to figure out a way...
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...to intellectually emasculate
a dear friend of mine.
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- But I'm just...
- Not now.
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You better watch that attitude, buddy.
You're dating the popular girl now.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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You're up late.
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I'm working on my lesson plan for Wolowitz.
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He is going to be so lost.
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Look at this section over here.
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Even I don't really understand it.
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Sheldon, why are you doing this?
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I'm a teacher, Leonard. It's my job.
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No, why are you going to so much trouble
to prove that you're smarter than Wolowitz?
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Oh, it's no trouble. It's actually a pleasure.
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Wanna know what I think?
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I think the idea that someone could be
as smart as you or even smarter...
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...scares the pants off you,
and you can't deal with it.
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Interesting point.
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But you're suggesting that I have emotional
issues below my consciousness...
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...which drive my behavior.
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Thus causing me to lash out
at anything or anyone...
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...that threatens my intellectual superiority.
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Might be something to think about.
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- Leonard.
- Yeah.
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Howard's allergic to peanuts.
How can I use that against him?
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Hey.
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Okay, now that everyone's here,
we can begin.
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Before we do, I just talked to Leonard.
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And, heh, if you're gonna spend
all your time trying to belittle me...
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...by making this class unnecessarily hard,
then I'm out.
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If you're interested in making
a sincere effort to be a good teacher...
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...then I'm willing to give this a shot.
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I suppose that's a fair request.
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There's no reason we both can't benefit
from this experience.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Well, then, first things first.
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Are you familiar
with the Brachistochrone Problem?
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- I am.
- Good.
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And how it relates
to the calculus of variations?
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- It's an inverted cycloid.
- Wonderful.
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- Now what about Euler-Lagrange theorems?
- That's where I'm a little fuzzy.
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Ha! I knew it. All right. Now.
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We have a lot of information
to cover before your first test.
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Which, by the way, is in eight minutes.
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The good news is I'm grading on a curve,
so you're pretty much guaranteed a C.
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[SINGING]
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what
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What are you doing?
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Everybody's hands go up, up
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And they stay there
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- What are you doing?
- If you're gonna be a crappy teacher...
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...then I'm gonna be a crappy student.
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Ungh, ungh, Ludacris going in on the verse
'Cause I never been defeated and I...
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Stop it.
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This is a classroom.
This is not American Bandstand.
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Okay, now where was I?
Let's see. Oh, yes, over here.
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What are you doing now?
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I'm making a straw.
243
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- Why?
- So I can shoot you with a spitball.
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You're not going to do that,
and I'll tell you why.
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This is an institution of higher learning.
246
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I am your professor,
and you're going to treat me with the prop...
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[GAGS]
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You shot your spit in my mouth.
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Is that gonna be on the test?
Because I don't think I can do that again.
250
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Hey, girlfriend. Can I get a "what what"?
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What?
252
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Close enough. Um...
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I was just calling
to see what you were up to.
254
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Thought maybe we could hit up Color Me Mine.
Maybe sneak in some pinot gris? Whatevs.
255
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,927
Oh, thanks, but I'm gonna stay in
and go over the stuff Bernadette gave me.
256
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Oh.
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Oh, I hear you.
Try and get that nag off your back, right?
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I mean, you're not a bicycle.
Why she riding you like that?
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I think she was just trying to help.
Plus, I really want to do well at this job.
260
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Okay, good luck, and call me later.
261
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You know, if you decide
she's a bitch or something.
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Hey, girlfriend.
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- Hey, Amy.
- Tonight. You. Me. Color Me Mine.
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Maybe we sneak in some pinot.
Make it Color Me Wine.
265
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,803
That sounds fun, but I promised Penny
I'd come by and help her study.
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Oh, well, good luck getting her to do that.
She's probably out getting another manicure.
267
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You remember when she did that?
You remember?
268
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I was probably being too hard on her.
We talked. We're good.
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Oh, great. I'm happy for you guys.
270
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When the two of you aren't getting along,
it puts me in a really weird position.
271
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Don't worry. Everything's back to normal.
272
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:09,487
You mean like where she's nice to your face?
Okay, got it. Bye.
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Hey, boyfriend.
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Can't talk. Spitball. Probably gonna die.
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[GURGLING]
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- Well?
- Sheldon, I promise...
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...your uvula does not have an STD.
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Are you sure?
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It doesn't feel as innocent as it used to.
280
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,966
You reported me to Human Resources?
281
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,803
You violated the sanctity of my mouth.
282
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,091
Well, I dropped your class,
so I hope you're happy.
283
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,760
I told you, you weren't smart enough
to take it.
284
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,970
I'm smart enough. Asking me about a topic
I'm not familiar with doesn't prove anything.
285
00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,924
I could do the same to you.
286
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- Try me.
- Okay.
287
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,527
You enjoy making fun
of engineering so much.
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00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,923
How do you quantify the strength
of materials?
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00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,491
Young's modulus.
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- Is that right?
- Yeah.
291
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,283
Okay, how do you prevent
eddy currents in a transformer?
292
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,647
Laminate the core material.
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00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,280
- Come on, give him a hard one.
- That was a hard one.
294
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,768
All right, how does the flow rate
in a pipe depend on its diameter?
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[CHUCKLING]
You don't know, do you?
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00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,245
[SHELDON GASPS]
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00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,961
What's the matter, smart guy?
Don't know Poiseuille's Law?
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[COUGHING]
299
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,881
Thank goodness, I got it.
300
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,002
Now I can quit checking my stool.
301
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:04,882
Okay, what are the potential side effects
for our erectile dysfunction drug?
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00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,522
- Headaches, dizziness, and nausea.
- Yes.
303
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,250
Those are also the side effects...
304
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,728
...of having a 75-year-old man
with an erection climb on top of you.
305
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,081
- Want to stop here?
- Uh, no, I can keep going.
306
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,806
No, you got this.
Let's go for a drink. I'll call Amy.
307
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,611
Good. She seemed like
she really wanted to go out tonight.
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00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,682
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,485
Hey, girl.
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00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,406
Okay, next question. For the Butterfinger...
311
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,086
...how long is a galactic year?
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- Two-hundred-and-fifty million years.
- Yes.
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00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,970
ALL: Yay!
- You got it.
314
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:54,205
Okay, this one is for a Cadbury Creme Egg.
315
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,041
Ah! It's not even Easter time. This is crazy.
316
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,565
Which Archimedean solid
has 20 regular triangular faces...
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...30 square faces, 12 pentagonal faces...
318
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...60 vertices, and 120 edges.
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
The rhombicosidodecahedron.
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- Yes.
ALL: Yay!
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00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,202
- We are so smart.
- Why didn't girls like us in high school?
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00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,250
- We were awkward, weird, couldn't play sports.
- Right again.
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[ALL CHEER]
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