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Hey, I read that someone invented
a way to convert your footsteps...

2
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...into electromagnetic energy so you can
charge your cell phone while walking.

3
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We had that idea years ago.
How come we never did anything with it?

4
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Because we left the diagram of it in the
restaurant and none of us wanted to walk back.

5
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I know the real reason
you never made progress with that idea.

6
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You thought of it September 22nd, 2007.

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Two days later, Penny moved in...

8
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...and so much blood rushed to your genitals
your brain became a ghost town.

9
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That's not what happened.

10
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I remember it distinctly because I had just
composed my annual poem commemorating...

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- ...the anniversary of Dr. Seuss' death.
- No one wants to hear it.

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<i>Why, die?</i>

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<i>Why did he die?</i>

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<i>Old, told
I was told he was old</i>

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Penny is not the reason
I didn't pursue that idea.

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Oh, really? Since meeting her, what have been
your greatest accomplishments?

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Easy. Sleeping with Penny.

18
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Getting Penny to go out with him
after she dumped him.

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Tricking Penny into getting engaged.

20
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And a few weeks ago,
he almost did a pull-up.

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I think someone owes me an apology.

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Well, don't feel bad.

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I think we've all been distracted
since the girls entered our lives.

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- You admit Amy's a distraction?
- Oh, very much so.

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Listen to this. This is from two days ago.

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"Hi. Hope you're having a good day."

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Who has time for this constant sexting?

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Maybe we have lost our focus.

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It wouldn't kill us to get together
and brainstorm ideas.

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Ooh. We could have one of those retreats.

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Like our own science retreat.

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- My cousin has a cabin out in the woods.
- I'm not going to a cabin in the woods.

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Did you see the movie <i>Cabin in the Woods?</i>

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- Then we'll go to a hotel.
- A hotel?

35
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Did you see <i>The Shining?</i>

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We could go up to Big Bear,
get a house on the lake.

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Did you see <i>The Lake House?</i>

38
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Nothing bad happens in <i>The Lake House.</i>

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Well, no, not to them. To me.

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Time-traveling mailbox.

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The only time that traveled was
an hour and a half of my life down the toilet.

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- Fine. We'll stay here and do it.
- You didn't suggest a beach house.

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- You would go to a beach house?
- Well, good Lord, no. Have you seen <i>Jaws?</i>

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- Hey.
- Hey.

45
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So the guys and I are talking about
having a science retreat this weekend.

46
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I wanted to know if that's okay.
You and I talked about going to brunch.

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- Wanna go to Vegas this weekend?
- Of course I do.

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- Bernadette, girl's weekend, Vegas. You in?
- Yeah.

49
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- Yes. I'll check flights.
- I'll check hotels.

50
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I'll check my underpants.
I'm so excited I think I peed.

51
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They seem okay with it.

52
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- Hey.
- Hey.

53
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- I didn't think you'd make it.
- Why not?

54
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You have a steady girlfriend now.

55
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We assumed you'd have to stay home
to lower the food down to her in the pit.

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For your information,
Emily is working tonight.

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One would assume
on getting out of the pit.

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Okay, let's focus.

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The girls are gone, we have 48 hours,
there are no distractions.

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- Let's change the world.
- Thinking caps on.

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- Here we go.
- Ooh. This is exciting.

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We're innovating.
I feel like we're in the Facebook movie.

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- Oh. I never saw that.
- Really?

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It's wonderful. And I swear I'm not saying that
because Justin Timberlake is in it.

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Yeah, I have it on Blu-ray.

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We should watch it.

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Cool. I'll make the popcorn.

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Guys, in 30 seconds we went from
"Let's change the world" to "Let's watch TV."

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I'm sorry, is that a no?

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Leonard's right. We're here to focus.
Didn't we used to have a list of all our ideas?

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I think I still have it.

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I did not get a clear answer.
I'm gonna set this down now.

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Ah. Here it is.

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Heh. Whoa.

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I haven't looked at these in years.

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- "Robot girlfriend."
- Mmm. That was mine.

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"Robot prostitute."

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Also mine.

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I'm confused. Why would you need
both a robot girlfriend and a robot prostitute?

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There's just some things you don't do
with your robot girlfriend.

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Boy, when you met Bernadette,
the field of robotics really took a hit.

82
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Okay, let's just skip all the inventions
you can have sex with.

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Here we go.

84
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- "Ergonomic heated seat cushion."
- It vibrates. Keep going.

85
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Know what?
Let's just come up with something new.

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You know, a number of significant innovations
have been inspired by science fiction.

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The geosynchronous satellite
from Arthur C. Clarke.

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The Motorola flip phone,
that came from <i>Star Trek.</i>

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And I have long suspected that the idea
of an African-American president...

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...was stolen from the movie <i>Deep Impact.</i>

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Hey, the future they show
in <i>Back to the Future II...</i>

92
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...is only a year away. A lot of things
in that movie haven't been invented yet.

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How cool would it be
if we could make one of those?

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If we could figure out the scientific basis
for Marty's hoverboard...

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...that would have universal application.

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It's possible at absolute zero, but we would
have to remove the temperature restrictions.

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- Oh, I have an idea.
- I think I have the same one.

98
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We gotta watch <i>Back to the Future II.</i>

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I'll make the popcorn.

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- So where should we go first?
- Ooh.

101
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- There's a cover band in the lounge.
- Nah.

102
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- But they play Barry Manilow.
- No.

103
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But they're called Fairly Manilow.

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- Oh, okay.
- Great.

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No.

106
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- Well, what do you wanna do?
- Well, we're in Vegas.

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I wanna go downstairs,
get a bucket of margaritas...

108
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...dance until I vomit all over a roulette wheel
and watch it go everywhere.

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- What if we don't wanna vomit?
- Oh, you will.

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That's why they give you the bucket.

111
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- Uh-oh. It's my boss.
- What?

112
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- They moved my field ride up to Monday.
- What does that mean?

113
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It means instead of having a week to study,
I only have two days.

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- That sucks.
- Can you start in the morning?

115
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It's kind of a lot. Let me do a little tonight
and I'll catch up with you later.

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- You sure?
- Yeah, it's okay. Go ahead.

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- So, uh, now that Penny's not coming... Okay.
- We're not seeing Fairly Manilow.

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<i>[BACK TO THE FUTURE</i> THEME MUSIC
PLAYING OVER TV]

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Okay, wait. Hold on. Pause.

120
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Something doesn't make sense. Look.

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In 2015, Biff steals the sports almanac...

122
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...and takes the time machine back to 1955
to give it to his younger self.

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But as soon as he does that,
he changes the future...

124
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...so the 2015 he returns to
would be a different 2015...

125
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...not the 2015 that Marty and Doc were in.

126
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This is <i>Hot Tub Time Machine</i> all over again.

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If future Biff goes back to 2015
right after he gives young Biff the almanac...

128
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...he could get back to the 2015
with Marty and Doc in it.

129
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Because it wasn't until his 21st birthday
that 1955 Biff placed his first bet.

130
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- Whoa. Is "placed" right?
- What do you mean?

131
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Is "placed" the right tense
for something that would have happened...

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...in the future of a past that was affected
by something from the future?

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"Had will have placed"?

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That's my boy.

135
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Okay, so it wasn't until his 21st birthday...

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...that Biff "had will have placed"
his first bet and made his millions.

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That's when he altered the timeline.

138
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Yeah, but he had will haven't placed it.

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What?

140
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Unlike <i>Hot Tub Time Machine,</i>
this couldn't be more simple.

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When Biff gets the almanac in 1955,
the alternate future he creates...

142
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...isn't the one in which Marty and Doc Brown
ever use the time machine to travel to 2015.

143
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Therefore, in the new timeline,
Marty and Doc never brought the time ma...

144
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Wait, is "brought" right?

145
00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:06,126
Marty and Doc never
"had have had brought"?

146
00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,444
I don't know, you did it to me.

147
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Yeah. I'm going with it.

148
00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:16,770
Marty and Doc never "had have had"
brought the time machine to 2015.

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That means 2015 Biff...

150
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...could also not "had have had"
brought the almanac to 1955 Biff.

151
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Therefore, the timeline in which 1955 Biff
gets the almanac...

152
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...is also the timeline in which 1955 Biff
never gets the almanac.

153
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And not just never gets.

154
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Never have, never hasn't,
never had have hasn't.

155
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He's right.

156
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Also, what kind of name is Biff?

157
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Sounds like when you pop open a can
of Pillsbury dough.

158
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Biff.

159
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Oh, ho. That stuff is so good
wrapped around cocktail weenies.

160
00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,528
- Guys.
- Do you know that the word "wiener"...

161
00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:05,048
...comes from the German name
of the Austrian capital Vienna, or "Wien"?

162
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,682
Do you know if you look at Austria on a map
it actually looks like a wiener?

163
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,842
Guys, what are we doing?
We sent the girls away so we could focus.

164
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,849
I don't think it worked.

165
00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,162
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

166
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:31,046
Maybe after this,
you'll be in the mood for some Manilow.

167
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:34,404
I think after this, I'll be dead.

168
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:38,408
Look at us.
Out while Penny's in the room studying.

169
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:42,565
I'm proud of her. This is a great opportunity.
It's nice to see her take it seriously.

170
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:46,406
It is. But enough about Penny,
let's talk about us.

171
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,685
We're looking good.

172
00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,491
- We are. Heh.
- Better than good.

173
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,928
I mean, look at you. Your body's banging.

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00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,284
- Amy.
- Don't "Amy" me.

175
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,729
We're always talking about how hot Penny is.
Come on, scientist to scientist...

176
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:06,089
...how big are those Hadron Colliders?

177
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,961
- You're embarrassing me.
- Oh, don't be embarrassed.

178
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,805
I'll show you the divot in my spine.

179
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,247
- What?
- No, no, it's okay, I was born with it.

180
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,490
If you put a double-A battery in there,
it makes my leg kick.

181
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,846
All right.

182
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,527
Oh, this is already better.
There are far fewer distractions in here.

183
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,604
Plus this is where our minds
are conditioned to focus on work.

184
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:36,129
So I've been thinking about the hoverboards,
and maybe we could use maglev technology.

185
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,569
Or if we could figure out a way to supercool the
materials, we could utilize quantum coupling.

186
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,489
Oh, I wonder if anyone's tried that.

187
00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,966
Go online and look it up.

188
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,920
I can't argue with him.
It's right there on the screen.

189
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,084
Austria does look like a wiener. Heh.

190
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,849
That's nothing, dude.
Go check out how hung Florida is.

191
00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:01,166
I'm sure Mrs. Florida's walking funny.
Can we get back to work?

192
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,721
He's right.

193
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,564
Oh, here's a thought.

194
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,009
What if we use some form
of operant conditioning techniques...

195
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,884
...to keep us from getting off topic?

196
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,090
- Like behavior modification?
- Exactly.

197
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:19,087
Did you know those techniques were used
to actually teach pigeons to play Ping-Pong?

198
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,045
That cannot be true.

199
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,204
[PING-PONG BALL BOUNCING,
PIGEONS COOING OVER SPEAKERS]

200
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,811
Hey, it was match point.

201
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,569
Some psychologists perform
operant conditioning with punishment.

202
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,849
Maybe we can come up with a punishment
for straying off topic.

203
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,400
Not getting to see who wins
at pigeon Ping-Pong comes to mind.

204
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:51,126
We could snap a rubber band on our wrists
every time we get sidetracked.

205
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,204
Not bad. You know, in medieval times...

206
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:58,046
...idle chatter was punished
with a device called the scold's bridle.

207
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:03,684
It's an iron cage that's locked around the head
and pierces the tongue.

208
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,731
If only we had one.

209
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,051
Oh, I'll check Amazon.

210
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,884
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

211
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,690
BERNADETTE:
Housekeeping.

212
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,651
AMY: We got a complaint about somebody
pooping on a party in there.

213
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,763
It was us the whole time.

214
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,369
- Why'd you tell her? It was working.
- Was it working?

215
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,725
Yeah.

216
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,565
Oh. I'm so sorry.

217
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,409
You guys look like you're having fun.

218
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,403
We're having the best time.

219
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:48,360
Guess who won $100 playing craps.

220
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,965
That's a dollar.

221
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,491
Then guess who wildly overtipped
a cocktail waitress.

222
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,129
Hey, Penny, let's go.

223
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,727
We found a place
that has Australian male strippers.

224
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,601
We wanna see if they twirl their junk
in the other direction.

225
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,762
[ALL LAUGHING]

226
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,606
That sounds so great,
but I have a little more studying to do.

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Ugh. Can you believe this nerd?

228
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Do you wanna sit here being a loser...

229
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...or do you wanna watch me climb
into an Australian man's G-string...

230
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...like a baby kangaroo?

231
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:39,126
All right. Guys, look. I would love to go out,
but I've gotta get this done.

232
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Okay? So have fun at the club.
And if you get in trouble, find a policeman.

233
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,966
And if he's taking off his pants,
he is not a real policeman.

234
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,567
Okay, okay.
This is obviously very important to her.

235
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,883
Let's just... We'll help her study
so she can get done quicker.

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00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,522
Here. Here, I'm gonna quiz you.
I'm gonna quiz you.

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I got your notes.

238
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,802
I got your notes. I got your notes.

239
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,527
If you want these,
they're gonna be at the strip club.

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00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,247
- Aren't you gonna chase her?
- To the walk-in closet? Sure.

241
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,526
Okay, so we agree.

242
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:26,083
Whenever someone takes us off topic
they get their arm hair yanked off.

243
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:30,723
I can't let that happen or the girl who does my
eyebrows will think I've been cheating on her.

244
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,122
All right, now,
one benefit of quantum coupling...

245
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Question. Who decides
if someone's gone off topic?

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00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:42,370
I think it'll be pretty clear.
If not, we'll take a vote. Oh, and also...

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Ow!

248
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- We didn't vote.
- We didn't have to. That was clearly a tangent.

249
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,802
Now, come on. Back to work.
If we're leaning towards quantum coupling...

250
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,008
Ow! Why?

251
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,846
You said quantum coupling. That made me
think of the show <i>Quantum Leap.</i>

252
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,571
That's a tangent and it's your fault.

253
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,486
That's ridiculous. I vote that is not a tangent.

254
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,529
Yeah, thank you.
And now I owe you one.

255
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,045
Ow!

256
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,886
That was your fault.

257
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,405
Hey!

258
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,483
Oh, hoo-hoo. That is a lot of hair.

259
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,323
Ow!

260
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,405
And now I'm gonna hear it from Jenny.

261
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,566
Everyone, stop. This was a stupid idea.

262
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,848
Negative reinforcement isn't working.

263
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,883
I think you mean "positive punishment."

264
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,169
Negative reinforcement
is the removal of a positive stimulus.

265
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,560
It's a common mistake.

266
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,888
"Negative reinforcement" is really wrong?

267
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,690
It's used incorrectly all the time.

268
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:39,322
Even Bill Murray makes that mistake
in the first scene of <i>Ghostbusters.</i>

269
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,802
No way. Not Bill Murray.

270
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:47,484
<i>I'm studying the effect
of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.</i>

271
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,969
Huh. Bill Murray did get it wrong.

272
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:55,202
- Jump to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
- No.

273
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,361
Leonard's right.

274
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:01,411
We can't just jump ahead.
We have to watch the whole movie.

275
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,684
We keep procrastinating.

276
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,525
We saw <i>Back to the Future II,</i>
pigeons playing Ping-Pong...

277
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,603
...countries that looked like genitals...

278
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,048
...and one guy whose genitals
looked like Denmark.

279
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,006
Yeah, sorry for clicking on that.

280
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,884
It's late. We've wasted hours.

281
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,362
Can we please find it in ourselves
to do any amount of work tonight?

282
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,723
But we didn't see them bust one ghost.

283
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:31,964
So you're saying we should stand here,
in my lab, on a Saturday night...

284
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,771
...and watch the rest of <i>Ghostbusters</i>
on a crappy laptop?

285
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,321
No.

286
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,528
MAN [SINGING ON TV]:
<i>When there's something strange</i>

287
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,808
<i>In the neighborhood</i>

288
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,246
<i>Who you gonna call?</i>

289
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,721
ALL [SINGING]:
<i>Ghostbusters</i>

290
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,609
MAN:
<i>When there's something weird...</i>

291
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,569
It really does hold up.

292
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,162
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

293
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,322
[CROWD HOLLERING]

294
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,961
See? Isn't this better than a hotel room?

295
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,044
Yep. Shake that thing.

296
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,248
Have you ever seen a body so fine?

297
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,920
We had some pretty hot corpses
in my anatomy class...

298
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,242
...but none of them moved like that.

299
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,203
PENNY:
Good morning.

300
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,725
You wanna go to the pool?

301
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,451
[BOTH GROAN]

302
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,365
Come on. You said it yourself.

303
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,126
Only nerds and losers stay in the room.

304
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,050
[BOTH GROAN]

305
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,006
Wow, it's bright out. Isn't it bright?

306
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,164
I should probably close these curtains.
Nah. Bye.

307
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,209
Would you please close the drapes?

308
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,124
Okay.

309
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,850
[THUD]

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