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- What are you working on these days?
- I'm studying one-celled organisms...
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...to find the neurochemicals
that lead to the feeling of shame.
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What do one-celled organisms have
to be embarrassed about?
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Same as all of us,
getting out of a car without underwear.
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Speaking of underwear,
I have some interesting news.
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If it's sometimes Howie wears yours,
Leonard already told us.
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He was being funny.
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I'm pretty sure.
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Anyway, I was asked
to be a part of a magazine article...
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...about the 50 sexiest female scientists
in California. Isn't that cool?
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I think it's awful.
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Why would you say that?
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Bernadette is a successful microbiologist.
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She should be celebrated
for her achievements, not her looks.
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- What kind of message does that send?
- The message is:
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"Check out the rack on that scientist."
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Why can't someone be thought of
as both smart and pretty?
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I don't think a professional woman
should have to flaunt her sexuality...
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...in order to get ahead.
PENNY: Okay.
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What's the big deal? If it helps me make a sale,
I don't think it hurts to flirt.
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Laugh at their joke, touch their arm...
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...maybe crank up the a.c.
in the car beforehand...
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...you know, to wake up the girls.
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Maybe it's different in the world of sales...
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...but it's already hard enough
for women to be taken seriously in science.
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I was kind of excited about the article,
but now you're making me feel bad.
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I think you should do
whatever you want.
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Maybe if fashion magazines
had female scientists in them...
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...I would've become a theoretical physicist.
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Stop smirking at each other.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, no. Thank you.
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Delivery men are the unsung foot soldiers
of our nation's commerce.
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It's because of people like you
people like me can limit our human contact.
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I'd shake your hand, but, well, you know...
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I'm not a delivery man, I'm a doctor.
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Although I do often deliver
alarming biopsy results to my patients.
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That's humorous.
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All right.
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Yeah, I bet you leave your patients
in stitches.
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That was also humorous.
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DOCTOR:
All right.
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Are you bringing flowers to a patient...
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...to cushion the blow
of a terminal diagnosis?
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[LAUGHS]
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That wasn't a joke.
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All right.
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These are actually for a nice woman
who makes sales calls to my office.
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SHELDON:
Hmm.
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You know, they have delivery people
that will do that for you.
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Yeah, I was hoping to impress her
by tracking her down on the Internet...
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...and then showing up unannounced
at her door.
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Making the extra effort. Good for you.
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Great timing. Food just got here.
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- Oh, Siam Palace?
- Yes.
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- Mee krob and chicken satay?
- Yes.
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- Extra peanut sauce?
- No, but you can have mine.
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Ah, uh, very well.
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Oh, and on the topic
of sharing things that are yours...
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...there is a gentleman caller
bringing flowers to your fiancée as we speak.
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What?
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Why didn't you say that first?
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Why didn't you get extra peanut sauce?
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We can both play this game.
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Can I help you?
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Oh, hi. Uh, does Penny live here?
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May I ask why?
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Well, uh, I met her at my office.
She winked at me, and, uh...
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...I... I came hoping
to initiate a romantic relationship.
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Um...
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Look, I'm pretty sure she didn't wink at you.
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Oh, she did, heh.
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Seductively, like this:
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And then she touched my arm
for two Mississippis. Like, you know...
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- ...one Mississippi, two Mississippi...
- I got it, I got it.
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Listen, uh, I think
there's been a misunderstanding.
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See, Penny is my fiancée.
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Really?
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I've never seen her wear an engagement ring.
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BOTH:
Really?
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So am I to presume that her flirtation
was just a sales technique?
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I think so.
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When will I learn?
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It's just like the cute girl
at the pet store all over again.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, uh, she touched my arm
for five Mississippis...
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...and I bought a $2000 iguana habitat.
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Which she was always too busy
to come over and see.
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You give these to Penny.
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You're a lucky man.
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Thank you. Sorry.
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Oh, um. you probably
don't want her to see this.
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It's unnecessarily graphic.
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Hold on, doctor.
Leonard, where are your social skills?
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This man is clearly upset.
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We should invite him in for a hot beverage.
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He tried to score with Penny.
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So have these two,
and they're having dinner with us.
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So how was work today?
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It was fine. But you'll be happy to know
they pulled the sexy-scientist article.
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What happened?
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I don't know. They just canceled
the photo shoot and said they're rethinking it.
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I'm really sorry...
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...but I think it's for the best.
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You want people focusing
on your achievements...
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...not staring at your breasts
in some magazine.
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I guess. It's really not that important.
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Hey. Up here.
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Sorry, we were just...
We were talking about them.
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So...
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I wasn't gonna say anything...
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...but since you seem to be okay with the article
being canceled, I have a little confession.
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I'm the reason it was pulled.
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What? How?
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I sent the editors of the magazine
a pretty scathing e-mail.
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Amy, what did you say?
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I simply pointed out...
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...that they'd never consider doing an article
ranking male scientists on their sexuality...
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...let alone showing them
in various stages of undress.
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Because no one wants to see
Neil deGrasse Tyson in a wet T-shirt...
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...bent over the hood of a Porsche.
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It doesn't make a difference,
because they agreed it was in bad taste...
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...and now you agree, so, heh...
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...Amy saves the day.
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No, what happened was
you got jealous...
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...so you took away a chance
for me to get publicity.
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But it was bad publicity.
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That's for me to decide, not you.
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I disagree.
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As a female scientist,
I think what you do affects all of us.
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I think you don't like
people expressing their sexuality...
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...because no one wants you
to express yours.
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Oh, Amy, I'm so sorry.
That was over the line.
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You have a nice night.
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Please don't go. Up until my vicious attack,
you were the one in the wrong.
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Here you go, doctor.
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- A Red Zinger with one teaspoon of honey.
DOCTOR: Thank you.
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Neat Star Trek mug.
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I actually have one of the phasers
from the original TV show.
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- Cool.
- How'd you get that?
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Easy. Gene Roddenberry
needed a vasectomy.
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Wait a minute. You've snipped
Gene Roddenberry's vas deferens?
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Yes.
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Wow, you really went
where no man has gone before.
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I don't like to brag,
but, uh, you see, I'm kind of...
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...the doctor to the stars' urinary tracts.
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ALL:
Wow.
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You wanna see
James Cameron's kidney stone?
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ALL:
Ooh!
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He was so happy after he passed it,
he gave me a Terminator.
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That is amazing.
How long have you been collecting?
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Well, ever since I was a kid,
but, uh, I didn't really get serious...
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...until William Shatner's
bladder infection.
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What'd you get?
What'd you get?
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Well, he said it was a tribble.
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It could be a toupee,
but either way, it's pretty cool.
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I would love to see your collection.
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Anytime. I've got some cool stuff.
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When I first started, I thought
it'd be a good way to meet women...
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...but, well, you know, heh.
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- We know.
- Preach.
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Could I ask you a personal question?
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- Sure.
- Um...
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I mean, you're a guy like me...
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...so how'd you get a girl like Penny?
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Oh.
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Well, you know, just being myself, really.
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Oh, please! I'll tell you how he did it.
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Implacable, relentless badgering.
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In urology terms, he was a drug-resistant
staph infection...
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...and she was a urethra
that could not shake him.
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I don't know that I'd call myself an infection.
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A gallant man would defend his fiancée
for being called a "urethra."
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Can we please change the subject?
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- Hi.
- Well, that didn't go your way.
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Dr. Lorvis, what are you doing here?
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Um, well, actually, I came to see you.
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Really? Why?
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That's a good question.
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Apparently, someone was being awfully flirty
while not wearing their engagement ring...
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...causing someone to show up,
thinking the first someone was available.
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Oh, God, don't make it so hard on her.
The first someone is the deceitful you.
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The second someone
is the delightful Dr. Lorvis.
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Oh, this is very embarrassing.
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Dr. Lorvis, I am so sorry,
I did not mean to lead you on.
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You touched my arm for two Mississippis.
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That's why you were mumbling
"Mississippi."
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- Can we talk in private?
- Please, yes.
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I'll be right back.
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So, what other celebrity genitalia
have you handled?
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So, what's the deal?
You take off your ring when you go to work?
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What? No, no.
I just put it on the other hand...
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...and turn it around.
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Keep that hand in my pocket.
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Why?
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What do you mean "why?" I make
more sales if doctors think I'm single.
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I did the same as a waitress.
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The real question is,
what is he doing in your apartment?
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He was upset, so Sheldon invited him in
for a hot beverage.
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- You were okay with that?
- No, I got upset.
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Sheldon made me a beverage too.
201
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He just showed up at my door.
Don't you think that's a little weird?
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A little, but he's basically harmless.
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He's actually kind of a nice guy.
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My company doesn't allow me
to socialize with doctors outside of work.
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- You gotta get rid of him.
- Why am I the one that has to get rid of him?
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I can't do it. He's my best client.
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All right, I'll get rid of him...
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...but you owe me one.
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We're going to Oliver's house to see
his collection. Wanna go with us?
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Yeah, sure.
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You owe me.
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Oh, my God.
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Leonard, I was wrong.
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Heaven does exist.
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And it's in the basement of a urologist's house
in Sherman Oaks.
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Welcome to my fortress of solitude.
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This is where I go to get away from...
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...all my other solitude.
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- Come on, it's a replica.
- Original.
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I think I just cheated on my wife.
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- The gun from Hellboy?
- Yep.
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- How did you get it?
- Bought it at auction.
223
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Oh, I was hoping for a juicy tidbit
about Ron Perlman's testicles.
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WOMAN:
Oliver, I'm going to play bingo.
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Okay, Mother, have fun.
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Still lives with his mom. Yikes, right?
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[LAUGHS]
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Yeah, I'm not quite sure how to respond.
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Wow, "Donkey Kong"!
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This was my game when I was a kid.
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Because it's the story of a blond girl tirelessly
pursued by a small, oddly shaped man?
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No, because I liked it.
233
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Well, now don't get defensive.
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You're oddly shaped, but you got the girl.
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So I've noticed Leonard gets teased a lot
about his relationship with Penny.
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Yes. If you'd like to join in,
the premise is...
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...their love seems unlikely
and doomed to failure.
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So you think she'll be single soon?
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00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,488
Oh, if you want to get in on the pool,
you're too late.
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All the squares have been purchased.
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Interesting. Excuse me,
I have to take care of something.
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[ARCADE MACHINES BEEPING]
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Leonard, as your friend,
I feel I should tell you something.
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- What?
- I'm still upset about that peanut sauce.
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LORVIS:
Ooh, could you hold the door?
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- Nice flowers.
- Thank you. They're for a girl.
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I'm being implacable and relentless.
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AMY:
Isn't she lucky?
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She keeps sending me mixed signals,
but I think we both want the same thing.
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- What's that?
- Unconditional love.
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- Guess that's all anybody wants.
- I guess so.
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Well, I hope you get it.
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LORVIS:
One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
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Next game, let's switch helmets.
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No, I'd look silly in that helmet.
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- I can't take these.
- Why not?
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I mean, you want what I want.
We had two wonderful Mississippis.
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But what about the other girl?
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Oh, right. Uh...
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I'll tell her we should just be friends.
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Dr. Lorvis?
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Penny, we should just be friends.
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You happy?
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Do you think he bites?
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Stick your hand in there and find out.
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You fooled me with that goat at the petting zoo,
you will not fool me again.
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I wonder where Dr. Lorvis is.
He's been gone a while.
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Maybe he's playing bingo with his mommy.
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Sad how some guys
can't cut the apron strings.
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Okay, now you're messing with me.
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Uh, guys? We're locked in here.
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Oh, this day just keeps getting better!
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So you just left them alone
playing games in your house?
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Well, they seemed happy and...
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...I thought that would give me time for
you and I to get to know each other better.
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That was before we met.
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We all have a past.
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Doc, you gotta see what you're doing
is a little creepy.
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You sound just like Sigourney Weaver
when I followed her into a restroom.
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You can't just go chasing after every girl
who's nice to you.
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That's not what Sheldon says, and he seems
to know his way around the ladies.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hey, Leonard. Guess who's back?
Dr. Lorvis.
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Yeah. You care to join us?
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What? You locked them in your basement?
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Well, they're not locked in,
the door just sticks.
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Okay, so how do they unstick it?
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They'd need the key.
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Okay. Nope. That's it.
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We are gonna go over there right now
and you are going to let them out.
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- Three Mississippi, four Mississippi...
- Move it!
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Oh, good, you're here.
Amy, I am so sorry.
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That has to wait. This weirdo
locked the guys in his basement.
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- What?
- She seems nice.
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- Who's she...
- Just walk!
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You can do this!
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One ladder left!
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- Oh, yeah!
- Yes! Next level.
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- Leonard, you okay?
- I'm better than okay!
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I'm having the game of my life!
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Dr. Lorvis, isn't there something
you want to say?
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Yes. I'm very sorry
for locking you in my home.
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Yeah, that was uncool...
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- Get the hammer! Get the hammer!
- Got it!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Okay, Leonard, let's go.
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Just hang on.
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Well, while we wait, would you like to see
Tobey Maguire's prostate sonogram?
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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Oh, spoiler alert.
He was worried about nothing.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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