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Oh, hey. We ran into your mom
at Benihana last night.
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Oh. Yeah. She loves that place.
3
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Every time they flip a shrimp in the air,
she practically leaps out of her seat to catch it.
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It's why I don't take her to SeaWorld.
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I know you don't want to hear it,
but she was there with Stuart.
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That's fine, I don't care.
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Doesn't bug you when they go on dates?
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They're not dating. They're just two friends
who went out to dinner.
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Then went back home
where they probably fell asleep...
10
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...in the matching pajamas she got them
because they both just love penguins.
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Hey, lots of people wear matching pajamas
who aren't dating.
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- Like who?
- Like you and your dog.
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Don't rule out the dating.
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- Fine, it bothers me. You happy?
- You think you've got problems.
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The gibbon is the only member
of the ape family not classified as a great ape.
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How is this helpful?
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All the non-human apes
are classified as great apes, except one.
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That means taxonomists
created the entire category of lesser ape...
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...just to single out the poor gibbon
as the weird kid on the playground.
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Now, there's a hairy little fella
with a genuine beef.
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But the gibbon doesn't know
what it's categorized as.
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- It doesn't even know it's called a gibbon.
- True.
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Sorry, kid. You got it worse than a gibbon.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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We brought snacks for movie night.
26
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Great. I don't suppose
you also brought napkins...
27
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...clean bowls,
utensils and a roll of toilet paper?
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- Right here.
- Ah!
29
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- You guys are the best.
- What's with the clothes?
30
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With all the new stuff I bought for work,
I needed room in my closet.
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I meant why are they folded. But whatever.
32
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- Ooh. What's this?
- That, believe it or not, is my prom dress.
33
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Wow, you still have it?
34
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I just assumed it was balled up
in the corner of a barn somewhere.
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What kind of teenager did you think I was?
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- Slutty.
- Easy.
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The word is "popular."
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- How was your prom? Did you go?
- No, but I was on cleanup crew.
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- Aw. That's sad.
- No, it was okay.
40
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The DJ let me dance one slow song
with my mop before he shut down.
41
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Whenever I see a bucket of dirty water,
I still hear "Lady in Red."
42
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My prom was pretty terrible too.
43
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I was excited about my date, but turned out
he only asked me because he liked my friend.
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- He spent the whole night talking about her.
- We get it, you had a friend and a date.
45
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Stop bragging.
46
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- It doesn't matter. Prom is silly anyway.
- Easy for you to say.
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- You went with the captain of the football team.
- Uh, no.
48
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I just made out with him a little
while his date was puking. Heh.
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My date would've had to clean that up.
50
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I have an idea.
Maybe we can have, like, a prom do-over.
51
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That would be so much fun. We could decorate
the roof and make the guys wear tuxedoes.
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Get our hair done and slow dance.
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Guys, trust me, as someone
who's been to seven proms...
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...it is never as good as you want it to be.
55
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You went to seven proms?
56
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Yeah, let's see. Four "Under the Seas,"
two "Enchanted Evenings"...
57
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...and one "Night to Remember"
that I cannot remember for the life of me.
58
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- Hey.
- Hey. Where's Bernadette?
59
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She and Amy are dress shopping
for their prom thing.
60
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Oh, yeah. I got that Evite.
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Ever since I saw Pretty in Pink,
I've wanted to go to an American prom.
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But then I saw Carrie
and I did not wanna go to an American prom.
63
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But then I saw Never Been Kissed
and I'm back on the prom bandwagon.
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This prom thing
has been a real roller coaster.
65
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Bernie's really excited.
66
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I mean, I could tell, because her voice got
so high the beagle next door started howling.
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- Did you go to your prom?
- No. Heh.
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I had a date with a proper education.
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Instead of a tuxedo,
I dressed myself in good habits.
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Instead of spiked punch,
I enjoyed the intoxicating flavor of knowledge.
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Instead of dancing in a gym,
I shook my booty to the seductive rhythms...
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Okay, okay.
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...of AP calculus.
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How come you're not shopping?
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Let me guess,
you think the whole idea is lame?
76
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Who cares what I think. What do you think?
77
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To be honest, it's kind of a dream come true
to go to even a fake prom...
78
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...with a woman as beautiful as you.
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Ugh. Thanks a lot.
80
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- What?
- Now I can't blow this off without being a bitch.
81
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That sounds like a yes.
82
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Ooh. Every single person RSVP'd yes.
This is so exciting.
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[HIGH-PITCHED]
Isn't this exciting?
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[DOG HOWLING]
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Yep. Heh.
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Look, even Stuart's bringing a date.
I wonder who it is.
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You know exactly who it is.
He's gonna bring my mom.
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Why did you even invite him?
89
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Because he's our friend
and you two need to get along.
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Why can't he take your mom?
You took her to your prom.
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I didn't take her. She was a chaperone.
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I saw a picture of you two dancing together.
93
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What was I gonna do?
They were playing our song.
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I can't take this anymore.
95
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- Hello?
HOWARD: Stuart, we have to talk.
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This thing with you and my mom,
I hate it. It's making me crazy.
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You and I were friends for years.
99
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And now you're bringing my mother
to a party I'm going to?
100
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What the hell?
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I'm not bringing your mother, I have a date.
102
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Oh, so now you're cheating on my mother?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you talking about? There's nothing
weird going on with me and your mother.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Stewie, your bath is getting cold!
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I gotta go. Bye.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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SHELDON:
Penny. Penny. Penny.
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Penny. Penny.
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- You knocked more than usual.
- Next time I might be in a rush...
111
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- ...it's good to have a few in the bank.
- Okay, what's up?
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I'd like to discuss this party
that Amy and Bernadette are throwing.
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Since you and I are reluctant to go...
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...I think I've come up
with the perfect way for us to enjoy it.
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- Great. How?
- We pretend we're aliens.
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I'm not the best at reading facial cues...
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...but I'm gonna say that you love it
and wanna hear more.
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Now, in the beloved novel
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
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...an alien named Ford Prefect
pretended to be human in order to blend in...
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...so that he could write an entry about Earth
for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Which is a travel book
within the actual book.
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Which is also called
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Okay, just one question. What?
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My point is, pretending to be an alien
is a valuable coping mechanism...
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...I've used many times.
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I did it the first time
I went to see you in a play.
127
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You had no idea Commander Un-Frump
of Seti Alpha-3 was in the audience.
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Oh, don't worry.
He gave you seven thumbs up.
129
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Okay, here's a question.
As an alien pretending to be human...
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...are you planning to engage
in any post-prom mating rituals with Amy?
131
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There are post-prom mating rituals?
132
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Not always. Unless your date drives a van
with an air mattress. Then always.
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Well, if it's part of the prom experience,
then I'm open to it.
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You're kidding.
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I may be an alien, but I have urges.
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If Amy wants to copulate
by firing her eggs into space...
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...well, then I will happily catch them with
the reproductive sac on my upper flermin.
138
00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:06,200
I'm not the best at reading facial cues,
but I can see that you're a little turned on.
139
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If you're not gonna learn how to do this,
they make some pretty good clip-ons.
140
00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,281
Bruce Wayne doesn't wear a clip-on.
141
00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:20,842
Bruce Wayne doesn't make his roommate
tie it for him.
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His name is Alfred, and, yes, he does.
143
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There, perfect.
144
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Are you sure?
It's my first prom, I wanna do it correctly.
145
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I thought you were gonna be an alien.
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I was, but Penny didn't want to
and you didn't want to.
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Bernadette, Amy, Koothrappali
and Wolowitz didn't want to.
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And even I knew it was weird
to hire somebody.
149
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- Was that a flask?
- Yes.
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I've decided to embrace all of the traditions
associated with prom...
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...including spiking the punch.
152
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,728
You're gonna put alcohol in the punch?
153
00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,406
Oh, no, this is pomegranate juice.
154
00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:11,930
It's all the fun of high school high jinks
with a cell-protecting zip of antioxidants.
155
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,042
If you had ripped jeans and a leather jacket...
156
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,407
...you'd be the toughest kid
on the Disney Channel.
157
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,287
So anything else planned for tonight?
158
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,771
Oh, everything.
159
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,526
Getting our picture taken, slow dancing...
160
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,887
...being elected prom king.
161
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,446
Pointing out that kings aren't elected.
162
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It's gonna be off the hook.
163
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,360
And while you're at it...
164
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...I know that at this age,
your hormones are raging...
165
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,121
...but just because all your friends
are having sex doesn't mean you have to.
166
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Why would you say that?
167
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You know, because a lot of people
lose their virginity on prom night.
168
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,771
Penny implied the same thing. Is this true?
169
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:03,448
Just relax, it's a joke.
You don't have hormones.
170
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,850
- Wow, you look amazing.
- Thank you, so do you.
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00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,968
Sheldon, you look so handsome.
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00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,000
Thank you.
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00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,248
Sheldon, doesn't Amy look hot?
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00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,609
That's gotta put some starch
in the upper flermin.
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00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,685
What's that?
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00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,923
It's a scaly genital organ
that grows between his shoulder blades.
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00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,447
Try not to touch it when you're dancing.
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00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,761
- Excuse me.
- Where are you going?
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00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,244
I can't do this. For your information, the flermin
doesn't rub between my shoulder blades...
180
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,563
...it grows out of the belly button
on my neck.
181
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,484
He's right.
I was thinking of the lower flermin.
182
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,529
Oh, I'll text Stuart, let him know we're close.
183
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,205
That's a neat tattoo.
184
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,886
Oh, thanks, it's Sally
from Nightmare Before Christmas.
185
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,690
That movie's so cute.
186
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,888
You like her
because you both have red hair?
187
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,721
A little, but more that she's covered in scars
and can pull her own limbs off...
188
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,450
...and sew them back on.
189
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,687
I like Cinderella.
190
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:25,206
Did you know in the original book,
the sisters cut off their toes with knives...
191
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,203
...in order to fit in the glass slipper?
192
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,290
I like "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo."
193
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,884
- Here comes Stuart and his date.
- Oh, she's cute.
194
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,366
- Oh, my God.
- What?
195
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,921
- That's Jeanie.
- That's Jeanie?
196
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,650
- Who's Jeanie?
- Don't say it.
197
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,485
That's Howard's cousin that he had sex with.
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00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,722
She's my second cousin. We were 15.
I just said, don't say it.
199
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,371
No, it's okay,
he told me that story a long time ago.
200
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,124
- Raj.
- It was our first date...
201
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:03,080
...there was an awkward silence,
what was I supposed to say?
202
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,521
[GASPS]
203
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,246
Oh, it's beautiful.
204
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,244
Heh. The girls really did a nice job.
205
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,610
I know I wasn't into this before, but I'm so glad
I get to take you to your first prom.
206
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,606
What makes you think
I didn't go to my prom? I went.
207
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,561
- Who'd you go with?
- I took a little lady I like to call loneliness.
208
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,085
- Aw.
- No, it's all right.
209
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,204
We ended up having a threesome
with her friend humiliation.
210
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,209
If I'd have been there and saw you,
I would've asked you to dance.
211
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,408
- No, you wouldn't have.
- You don't know that.
212
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:44,485
- It was before my growth spurt. Ha-ha.
- What? That already happened?
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Very funny.
214
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,842
- Well, you wouldn't have asked me either.
- I would have asked you. In my head.
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00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,604
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
216
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:58,129
On the way home.
While I was having a good cry.
217
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,841
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
218
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,447
- Sheldon? Can I come in?
- I don't think that's a good idea.
219
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,761
Why not?
220
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,845
According to an online message board,
I may be having a panic attack.
221
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,049
SoccerMom09 had similar symptoms.
222
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,921
But to be fair,
the twins were a real handful that day.
223
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,848
You're making me worry. What's going on?
224
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,849
What's going on
is we're about to go to a prom...
225
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,844
...and there's a great deal of pressure
on couples like us...
226
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,210
...to engage in what Mr. Bob Eubanks
called "making whoopee."
227
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,731
What pressure?
All I said was you look handsome.
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Can you please open the door?
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It's not just that.
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Leonard and Penny
also made comments about it.
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And I'm not blind. Even I looked twice when
I saw my posterior in these tuxedo pants.
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So I met Jeanie at your Aunt Gladys's.
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She passed me the Manischewitz,
I took one look at this punim...
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...and almost plotzed on the kugel.
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Is this what I sound like
when I talk about India?
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So my mother's okay with this?
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Why would she have a problem
with me and Stuart?
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Because they have a weird,
inappropriate relationship.
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Weirder than what you and I did
in my dad's Corolla?
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- This is so messed up.
- I know, I'm having the best time.
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Why would you even come to this?
Didn't you know I'd be here?
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It was a long time ago, Howard.
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And you're only second cousins.
Who cares?
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Wait, so you knew
and you brought her anyway?
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So she's good enough for Howard...
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- ...but not for me?
- Yeah.
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Have weird relationships with your
own mother and cousin. This is his turf.
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Yeah.
249
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Well, I might not have asked you
to dance then, but I will ask you now.
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- But there's no music.
- I don't care. We'll make our own music.
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My God, who's the dork now?
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[LEONARD CHUCKLES]
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Thank you for wearing your flats.
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Thank you for wearing your heels.
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Look at me, dancing with
the prettiest girl at the prom.
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Wanna take a picture of us and send it
to your old friends in the Chess Club?
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I sent them a bikini shot of you years ago.
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This is nice.
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- I kind of wish no one else was coming.
- I know. Me too.
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But it will be fun to have a prom
without all the drama.
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[MEN GRUNTING]
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Howie, get off of him.
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Not until he stops humping his way
up my family tree.
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Sheldon, this is silly.
I'm not missing another prom.
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I'm going upstairs now. Goodbye.
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I really did think you looked pretty.
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You did?
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Yes.
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So much so that I started to panic.
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Well, you can relax.
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Just because you think I look pretty doesn't
mean we have to spend the night together.
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Were you hoping we would
because it's prom?
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I'm always hoping.
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But tonight I just wanted
to have a nice time with you.
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And maybe dance with someone
who has arms.
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- Thank you for understanding.
- Of course I understand.
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Sheldon...
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...there's something else I've been
wanting to say, but before I do, I just...
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I want you to know
that you don't have to say it back.
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I know you're not ready and I don't want you to
say it just because social convention dictates...
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I love you too.
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You said it.
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There's no denying I have feelings for you
that can't be explained in any other way.
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I briefly considered
that I had a brain parasite.
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But that seems even more far-fetched.
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The only conclusion was love.
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[PANTING]
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I know what's happening.
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This is a panic attack.
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SoccerMom09 says to lie down
with your feet elevated.
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Okay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Just because I love you doesn't mean
girls are allowed in my room.
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RAJESH:
Okay. Here we go.
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Say cheese.
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Say cheese.
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Say cousin.
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Say...
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Hang on. Heh. Sorry.
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Hey, Debbie.
Uh, yeah, I'm here with Jeanie.
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Okay, but we're just friends. It's...
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Yeah. I gotta go.
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