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Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
And welcome to:

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"Sheldon Cooper Presents:
<i>Fun With Flags...</i>

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...the Final Episode Flagtacular."

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[SHELDON GASPS]

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I knew it was coming, still scary.

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Now, I'm sure you're thinking:

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"The final episode? Who will stand
between us and flag ignorance?"

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I know I was thinking that.

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Is this a show on flags or mind reading?

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But the truth is I can no longer balance
a full-time career...

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...a popular Internet show, and a girlfriend.

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And he really does have one,
you jerks on the comment board.

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So as they say,
all good things must come to an end.

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After only 232 episodes.

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Two hundred thirty-three if we include the one
somebody forgot to press record on.

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- You said you weren't gonna bring that up.
- And you said you pressed record.

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Anyway, please, sit back, relax
and join us as we take our final lap...

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...as indicated by the waving
of this racing flag.

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Of course, white flags
can also represent surrender...

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...the Stewards of Gondor,
and the Japanese Minamoto clan.

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But I'm sure you remember
that from episode 62:

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"White Flags:
Who's Waving Them and Why."

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- That was a good one.
- That was so good.

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You know, I thought cleaning out
a dead professor's office...

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...was just going to be boring,
but then I found his dentures...

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...and realized it's also gross.

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Doesn't Professor Abbott's family
want any of this stuff?

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- I don't think he had a family.
- That's rough.

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I know. You can spend
your whole life working...

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...and, at the end, all that's left
are some papers in a box.

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Makes you think.

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Oh, well.

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Hey, we're supposed to look through
this before we throw it away...

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- ...in case it's important.
- I did. It's all outdated or disproved.

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I don't know, this old pen
kind of proves gravity.

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When I tilt it, her bathing suit falls right off.

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My dad used to have a pen like that.
I dated it all through sixth grade.

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It still feels weird
just throwing away his work like this.

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Don't feel bad, some day
someone will be throwing out your work too.

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That someone was Sheldon
and the day was yesterday.

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Hey, look at this.

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"Dear Roger, to be opened upon
your first great discovery. Love, Mom."

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Wow, look at the date.

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He saved this 50 years
and never got to open it.

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That's intense.

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Poor Roger Abbott.

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Roger Abbott sounds just like Roger Rabbit.

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[CHUCKLING]

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Roger Abbott, Roger Abbott, Roger Abbott.

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Oh, my God, Leonard,
I know he's dead, but try it, it's fun.

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Roger Abbott, Roger Abbott...

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- Ah, Penny. My rookie of the year.
PENNY: Hi.

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Dan. My boss who didn't want to hire me
and now he's a little hug machine.

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Look at you. Brand-new
and already the third best sales rep.

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- Come over to my table.
- I'll be right there.

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Bernadette's just parking the car.

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Oh, good. Heh. Bernadette.

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Cute, sweet, vicious little Bernadette.

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Come on. She's not that bad.

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Oh, yeah? At the company picnic,
she yelled at me and my grandson...

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...for losing the three-legged race.

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He still calls her "that mean kid
with the big boobies."

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I know she can be a little intense, but I swear,
she is so sweet once you get past...

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- Hey, what are you talking about?
- About how much we love working with you.

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Isn't that right, Dan?

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Over the years here at <i>Fun With Flags,</i> we've
had an opportunity to learn, laugh, wonder...

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And yes, even shed a tear or two.

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Like when you do a two-hour Fourth of July
spectacular and it doesn't get recorded.

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How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?

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How about 4000? One for every domino
I set up to make that American flag.

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Please enjoy these highlights.

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[IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
Crikey. What flag do we have today?

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[IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
Australia, mate.

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And now it's time for the speed round
of "Flag or not a Flag."

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Flag. Flag. Not a flag. Flag.
I'm crushing this.

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Say, Betsy Ross,
what are you working on?

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[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
I have no idea...

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...because the story of me
sewing the first American flag...

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...is unsupported poppycock.

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Then who did sew it?

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Don't ask me.

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I'm just a simple seamstress
whose descendants...

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Are out to make a quick buck.

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Fancy a dip, my dear?

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I do.

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Wait. That purple flag indicates that marine
pests, such as jellyfish, are present.

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Wow, that flag is a lifesaver.

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No, this is.

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Stop looking at my legs.

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Not a flag. Flag. Flag. Not a flag. Flag.

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[BUZZER]

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Eh, crap.

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When stuff like this gets me down,
you know what I like to do?

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Sing "Hakuna Matata"
like an 8-year-old girl?

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Wrong, smarty-pants.

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It's "Everything is Awesome"
from <i>The Lego Movie.</i>

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Look at these notebooks.
They're full of pages and pages of data.

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He clearly spent years on this.

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It's just columns of random numbers.
Toss it.

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But what if this was a potential breakthrough
for him?

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What if this is the thing that would've let him
open that bottle of champagne?

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Maybe he didn't know what to pair
champagne with.

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Strawberries, caviar, oysters,
all good choices.

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That look right there is why people eat
before they come to your parties.

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This has to mean something.

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There's no discernible pattern
that I can see...

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...but it shouldn't be too hard
to run the numbers and check.

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Maybe we can get some time
on the supercomputer.

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Sure, we could try multiple regressions...

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...with varying physical
and experimental constants.

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We could run a pattern-matching algorithm
against unsolved physics problems.

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Ooh, it might be a substitution cipher.
We could start with basic cryptanalysis.

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Or we could go talk to this guy
he used to share an office with.

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Oh, let's do that.

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You don't know how to do
cryptanalysis, do you?

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Yeah, I'm not even sure if it's the right word.

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So, Dan, you have a grandson.
How old is he?

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- Seven.
BERNADETTE: Oh, yeah.

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I remember him from the picnic.

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He was the one crying like a wuss
the whole time.

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I heard he was being picked on
by a mean kid, heh.

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Just builds character.

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Like my dad said, "Nobody likes a crybaby
except their mommies and Democrats."

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I need another drink.

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What's his problem?

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I don't know, maybe he didn't like the fact
you called his grandson a wuss.

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Well, I didn't think you were supposed
to say "sissy" anymore.

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Okay, look, I know
what a good person you are...

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...but sometimes people think
you might come off a little harsh.

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What? I'm like the sweetest person I know.

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Look at me, I should be in a tree
baking cookies.

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Yes, but once in a while,
people think you're a little mean.

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Oh, yeah? You one of those people?

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No, no, no. I think the cookie thing.

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Action.

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Welcome back.

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Our guest today is a returning fan favorite.

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He puts the reading in your rainbow,
the Geordi in your La Forge...

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...and the Kunta in your Kinte:
Mr. LeVar Burton.

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Thank you, Sheldon.
Now, remember our deal.

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You do this,
I delete your contact information.

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- While...?
- While you watch me do it.

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Great, happy to be back.

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Wait. Since you're here, I'd like
to get your opinion on something.

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In honor of Black History Month,
I portrayed George Washington Carver...

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...in a loving tribute that my roommate called
"wildly racist."

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What do you think?

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SHELDON [ON TABLET]:
<i>Hi, my name is George.</i>

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Oh, hell, no.

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You heard him, Leonard. No, it's not racist.

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Are we sure this is the place?

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The doorman said
this is the right building.

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I think if you're pulling up your pants,
you're not a doorman.

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SHARPE:
Who is it?

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Uh, I'm looking for a Professor Sharpe.

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SHARPE:
Hold on.

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- Can I help you?
- Hi, we're from the university.

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We're trying to get some information
about Professor Abbott.

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We were cleaning out his office
and found these books full of numbers.

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- Any chance you know what it is?
- He was always working on this.

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I was thinking it might be
an interstellar coordinate system.

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Maybe an updated version
of Hubble's law.

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I keep seeing the number 90 repeating.

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That could be the angle of perturbation
of a distant galaxy.

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It's the number of calories in a yogurt.
That's his food diary.

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- Really?
- Yeah. He wrote down everything he ever ate.

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He was convinced that calorie restriction
was the key to living forever.

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- Does it work?
- Seriously?

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He could have been hit by a bus.
You don't know.

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Sorry it's not more interesting.

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On the bright side, you didn't have to listen
to his stomach growl for 35 years.

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So was there anything Professor Abbott
worked on during his life...

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...that came close to an accomplishment?

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To be honest,
his research never amounted to anything.

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You were his colleague.
How did yours turn out?

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Great, this is the apartment you get
when you win a Nobel.

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You could be very frugal. I'm getting
a little tired of everybody's sarcasm.

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I'm not a bully.
I mean, maybe I come off a little strong...

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...but that's because my dad raised me
to be tough and not to take crap from anybody.

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That's fine. There's a difference
between being tough...

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...and telling your friend
her new pants look like a saggy diaper.

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I did say that, didn't I?

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Yeah, you did. I felt so self-conscious
I had to return them.

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Where? To Babies "R" Us?

185
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You're doing it again.

186
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Sorry. Can we just go?
I feel like everybody hates me.

187
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Come on, they don't hate you,
they're just a little intimidated.

188
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All you need to do is show
everyone how sweet you are.

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- I think I'd rather go.
- No. You're not going anywhere.

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All right? I'm here for you
and we're gonna fix this together.

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- Thank you.
- Even though your dress is ugly.

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Well, my little flag-keteers, it looks like the last
episode of <i>Fun with Flags</i> is at an end.

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If I could, I would run each
and every one of you viewers up a flagpole...

194
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...and salute you.

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And if you touched the ground, burn you.

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I'd like to take a moment to personally
thank Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler...

197
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...who you may or may not know
is the first woman to co-host...

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...a flag or banner related
Internet info-tainment show.

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Take that, glass ceiling.

200
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And if I may get serious for a moment...

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...hosting this show has been
one crazy ride.

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With all its ups and downs,
I wouldn't give it up for the world.

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Except for now, when I'm giving it up.

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Before I sign off, I'd, uh...

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I'd like to share with you all
one last use for a white flag:

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It's good for times like this.

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Good night.

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Cut.

209
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Sheldon.

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- That was beautiful.
- If you didn't press record...

211
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I pressed it!

212
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Well, that's it.
That's the end of Roger Abbott.

213
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And we still don't know who framed him.

214
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I still keep thinking about how an entire life
can seemingly amount to nothing.

215
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I guess the sad truth is not everyone
will accomplish something great.

216
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Some of us may just have to find meaning
in the little moments that make up life.

217
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That's a nice way of looking at it.

218
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Yeah, for you, not for me.
I went to space, so I'm covered.

219
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You know what? This bottle was
meant to celebrate an achievement.

220
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Let's make a pact. When one of us
gets their first big breakthrough...

221
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...we'll celebrate by opening this bottle of
champagne and toasting Professor Abbott.

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- I love that.
- Me too.

223
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And of course, rubbing our success
in Sheldon's face.

224
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- That's the best part, really.
- Yeah.

225
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,681
Dan, could I talk to you for a minute?

226
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Sure, go ahead.

227
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I just want you to know I didn't mean
to be rude about your grandson.

228
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- It's okay.
- No, it's not.

229
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Penny told me that everyone's scared of me.

230
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,520
[LAUGHING]
What?

231
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,200
Why would she say that?
You know she drinks, right?

232
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,169
What?

233
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,367
No, she's right.

234
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,848
I just want you to know, from now on,
I'm gonna be much more sensitive.

235
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,685
I don't want anyone walking
on eggshells around me.

236
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,287
Well, okay. Then, uh, one thing
I've been meaning to tell you...

237
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,284
...is the company is gonna
stop paying for our coffee.

238
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,762
- No problem. When does that start?
- Five months ago.

239
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:39,371
- What? Who's been paying for my coffee?
- Yeah. All of us.

240
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,524
It comes from the swear jar
we put money in when you curse.

241
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,725
What else don't I know about?

242
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:51,367
- Uh, well, you know your private bathroom?
- Yeah.

243
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:55,161
- That was supposed to be for the whole floor.
- You're kidding.

244
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,927
No, no. It's okay, it really only affected
Wheelchair Kathy...

245
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,924
...and she's back in the hospital now,
so it all worked out.

246
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,130
I feel so bad.

247
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,124
Then maybe you shouldn't have named her
Wheelchair Kathy.

248
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:14,846
Oh, my God, I thought everybody liked me,
but I'm just a monster.

249
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,561
But a cute one, like that eyeball guy
in <i>Monsters, Inc.</i>

250
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,087
No, I'm the worst. I'm a terrible person.

251
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,481
Come on, don't cry. It's okay.

252
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,484
It's not okay.
How can I even work here anymore?

253
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,645
- Because this company needs you.
- It's fine, we don't mind paying for the coffee.

254
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,081
I can't let you do that.

255
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:39,689
Maybe we could get you an
espresso machine for your office.

256
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:43,003
I guess that would be all right.

257
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,449
See? You don't have to be mean
to get what you want.

258
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:51,685
You're right. Now, where did we land
on my bathroom?

259
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,244
- Hey.
- Hello.

260
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,970
LEONARD:
How come you're up so late?

261
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,243
I posted the last episode
of <i>Fun with Flags</i> hours ago...

262
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,085
...and not a single person
cared enough to comment.

263
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,328
All that effort for nothing.

264
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,567
Hmm.

265
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:16,128
I know how you feel. I spent the day
throwing out a man's entire career...

266
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,851
...and all that's left is an old bottle
of champagne...

267
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,322
...and a naked lady pen Raj took
when he thought no one was looking.

268
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,969
It's not the same thing.
I don't think you know how I feel at all.

269
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,610
Sad?

270
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,641
Huh.

271
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,609
You do get me.

272
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,247
[COMPUTER BEEPS]

273
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,051
Someone left a comment.

274
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,401
Yeah? What did they say?

275
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,167
"Too bad your show is done.
I kind of liked it."

276
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,800
Leonard, did you hear that?

277
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,644
The people are heartbroken.

278
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:56,884
I can't take this away from the world.
<i>Fun with Flags</i> is back.

279
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,961
- Congratulations.
- Let's celebrate.

280
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,645
[CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE POPS]

281
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,091
Sheldon, that wasn't for you.

282
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,483
Oh, I'm not going to drink it,
I just wanted to hear the pop.

283
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,405
You know, I knew it was coming, still scary.

284
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:27,726
LeVar Burton.

285
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,607
[SIGHS]

286
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,285
What are you doing here?

287
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:35,240
You told me not to call and I didn't know
how else to give you the good news.

288
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,802
<i>Fun with Flags</i> is back
and you can be in the next episode.

289
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,760
Wil Wheaton said get a gate.
I don't know why I didn't get a gate.

290
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,209
At least listen to the premise.

291
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:50,366
Since you were born in Germany, I thought
we could talk about German flags.

292
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,281
How do you feel about dressing up
like a swastika?

293
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,762
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