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Hey, how are things going
with your parents?
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Not great. They hired divorce attorneys.
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Yeah, speaking of attorneys...
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...if I ever needed a lawyer,
I would not hire She-Hulk.
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You know what? That was almost on topic.
I'm gonna say, "Good job, Sheldon."
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- Wait, She-Hulk's a lawyer?
- Yup. She works at a law firm in New York.
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Yes, but she's the only monster at the firm.
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Between you, me and the wall,
I think she's an affirmative action hire.
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Anyway, Dad's gonna be here in town...
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...so I won't be able
to do Christmas dinner this year.
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If you're not up to hosting Christmas dinner,
I'm happy to do it.
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You can even bring your father.
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That would be nice.
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I've always wanted to do
a traditional Victorian Christmas.
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Parlor games, goose and figgy pudding.
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Ugh!
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English pudding.
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You get yourself all excited for pudding,
and here comes a cake with raisins in it.
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I'm not going.
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- You're going.
- Why do you hate me?
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I don't hate you, I love you.
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Well, you call it love,
but it has a lot of raisins in it.
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Amy, good luck getting these guys excited
about a dinner with a theme.
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I gave up when no one cared
about my Tom Hanksgiving.
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I think a Victorian Christmas sounds nice.
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- I agree.
- Me too.
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You guys suck.
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You know the best part of working
in the clean room? No allergies.
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Check it out.
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[INHALES]
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Oh... That's a lot of oxygen.
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We should get going to Amy's.
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Can you believe there was a time
when we would've needed an array...
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...of Cherenkov telescopes
to detect cosmic particles?
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And here we are, building our own
multiware detector like a couple of badasses.
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Yeah, I know. If we were still single,
we'd be tripping over all that booty.
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Ladies do love a man
dressed like a kitchen garbage bag.
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Oh, no.
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- How did a pigeon get in?
- You shut the loading doors, right?
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- I thought you did.
- Do you know what a disaster this is?
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Because this room isn't supposed to have dust
in it and we just let in a flying crap machine?
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What do we do? Should we call someone?
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And tell them we compromised
all the equipment?
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Let's just get it out of here
before anyone knows.
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Okay, how do we catch it?
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Well, what if we turn off all the lights
except for one, and it'll come to it.
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It's not a moth.
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Don't yell. You're not gonna get good ideas
out of me if you're yelling.
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Okay, okay, so if I remain calm,
I'll get more gems like, "Turn off the lights"?
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Great, we're turning on each other.
That's just what the bird wants us to do.
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So, Dr. Koothrappali, long flight?
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- Twenty hours.
- Oh! That's rough.
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Not at all.
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Did you know when you fly transcontinental
without your wife...
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...you don't pray for the plane to crash.
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- Can we please talk about anything else?
- Forgive me.
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- How are you and Leonard?
- Oh, great, everything's good.
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- I see you got engaged.
- Yes, we did.
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- Let me tell you a story...
- Dad.
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Sorry. I'm sure you won't grow
to hate each other.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Hey, Leonard, what's up?
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What?
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How did that happen?
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Yeah, okay, I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Sorry. I have to run to the university.
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- What's going on?
- There's been a problem with an experiment?
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A bird got into the clean room?
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- You want me to come?
- Uh, no, you had a long flight.
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You stay here and relax.
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Relax? Easy for you to say.
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Your mother isn't cleaning out
your bank account.
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Forty years,
the woman never cleaned a thing.
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- You're just gonna leave him here?
- Relax, he says.
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Yup. Bye.
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[SINGING ALONG WITH RADIO]
Here comes Santa Claus
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Right down Santa Claus Lane
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Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins
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I appreciate the ride...
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Bells are ringing
Children singing
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All is merry and bright
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So hang your stockings
And say your prayers because...
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[RADIO CLICKS OFF]
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Why'd you turn it off?
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Because in the last 10 minutes,
Santa came to town, kissed mommy...
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...and ran grandma over with a reindeer.
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I had a drunk uncle who did all those things.
Nobody sings songs about him.
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Maybe you'd like him
if you thought of Santa as a superhero...
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...and his power is bringing joy to children.
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My uncle was accused of that too.
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It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma.
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Okay, new subject.
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Let's talk about presents.
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What did you get Amy?
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Oh, we're not exchanging gifts.
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Come on, Sheldon,
you have to get her something.
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But why should I?
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She knows that I don't like Christmas and yet,
every year, she forces me to celebrate it.
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Not only am I going to this foolish dinner
against my will...
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...at the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe
and she kissed me under it in public.
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Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show.
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She's just excited about the holidays.
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Yes, and she's not taking my feelings
into account at all.
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Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson.
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How?
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Hmm.
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Well, it would have
to be something heinous.
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Something that makes her as miserable
as she's making me.
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Oh, I've got it.
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Oh. This is good.
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- What?
- I'm going to buy her a present.
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Yeah, you're gonna have
to walk me through that.
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With gift giving,
there's an implied social contract.
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If I show up tonight with a present and she
doesn't have one for me, she'll feel terrible.
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Then you're both sad.
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Yes.
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And maybe she'll feel so guilty, she'll never
make me celebrate the holidays again.
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So your evil plot here
is to buy your girlfriend a present?
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That's right.
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Stay on my good side
or I'll get you a little something too.
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[COOING]
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HOWARD:
Okay, here's the plan.
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I'm gonna put the food in the bag...
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...and when he lands in the bag to eat it,
we close it up.
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A Slim Jim?
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It's all I could find. It will work.
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Sure, if the pigeon's stoned or a trucker.
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Okay, well, what's your plan?
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I told you my plan.
Call building services and get help.
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And admit
that we contaminated the clean room?
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No, admit that you contaminated
the clean room.
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Why do you keep assuming it was me?
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Because you do this kind of thing all the time,
and then you try to cover it up.
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- Like when?
- Ah!
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What about when you flipped
the Mars rover?
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Or lost Koothrappali's dog,
or almost drove off with that baby?
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Again, it looked like my car...
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...and the baby didn't even cry
until his mother punched me with her keys.
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Fine. Put the Slim Jim in the garbage bag.
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What if you said it
without sounding condescending?
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I can try, but your plan has the words
"garbage bag" and "Slim Jim" in it.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Genius here wants to catch a bird
with a garbage bag and a Slim Jim.
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Should've put it in the bag first.
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So if you don't mind me asking,
do you think you might start dating again?
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It's much too soon for that.
Why, do you know someone?
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No. But if things don't work out with me
and Leonard, I'll give you a call.
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Wait, how much do you talk about Star Trek?
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Okay. Let's get this Victorian party started.
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I've done some research about some
traditional parlor games we can play.
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Like what?
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Well, there's a fun one called Ball of Wool.
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You take a ball of wool
and you put it right in the center of the table.
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Then people sit on opposite sides of the table
and try to blow the wool off.
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Sorry. She's taken too.
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You know what your problem is?
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You're jealous because you and I used to be
best friends until Koothrappali came along.
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- You found somebody you could push around?
- Hey.
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- Stay out of this.
- Okay.
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You know, maybe I'm best friends with Raj
because he doesn't think he's smarter than me.
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- Look, actually...
- I said stay out of it.
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No, no, no, Raj, go ahead.
Say what you were gonna say.
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All I'm gonna say is you guys need
to stop this right now.
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It's bad enough that my parents are fighting.
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Now I have to hear the two of you?
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And who cares who's smarter?
If it's Leonard or me or...
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You know, it's Christmas.
Let's say, it's Howard.
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- Well, if you're so smart, you get the bird out.
- No, you're the one who let him in.
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How do you know it wasn't Leonard?
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Come on.
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What about that sweater?
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No, it's not good enough.
It has to be perfect.
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I think the nicest gifts I got from Howie
show how well he knows me.
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Oh, well, let's see.
What do I know about Amy?
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She loves medieval literature.
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Chaucer is her favorite.
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And her eyes sparkle
when she watches old French movies.
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And I enjoy how harp music causes her fingers
to dance as if she's playing along.
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Wow. You really do love her.
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I do.
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Now, let's find the kind of gift
that makes her feel small and worthless.
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You won!
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Certainly doesn't feel like it, does it?
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You know, my wife used to throw theme parties
like this all the time.
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Oh. I guess that's where Raj gets it from.
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He and his mother spent
a lot of time together when he was young.
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I was always working.
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Hey, you know, Raj is dating a doctor
who works a lot. Heh.
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Him and his mom have a type.
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You gotta laugh at that, right?
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No? All right.
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All right, let me see if I've got this straight.
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A picture of you on my lap
is a way to punish your girlfriend...
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...for making you celebrate Christmas?
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Correct.
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Santa thinks dating you
may be punishment enough.
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There's an argument for that.
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But I wanna make sure.
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- Smile.
- Ho-ho-ho!
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[PIGEON COOING]
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Okay.
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On three, I'll shoot the fire extinguisher
and get him airborne.
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Howard, you wave the blanket
and guide him towards the exit.
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Raj, you open the curtain
so he can fly out.
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Are you sure a dummy like me can handle
something as complicated as a blanket?
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- Do you want the fire extinguisher?
- Yeah, I do.
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- Great, here you go.
- Okay.
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One, two, three.
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You have to take the pin out.
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You miss the blanket now, don't you?
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On three. One, two, three.
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What did you do?
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It was an accident.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- Relax, it wasn't your fault.
- Maybe it's just stunned.
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Dude, it's not breathing.
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Oh, no. I killed it.
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Oh, not again.
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00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,889
What do you mean, not again?
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When I was 10,
I was playing in my backyard and...
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...I sat on a blue jay. Heh.
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I mean, I tried to bring it back to life
with electricity, but it just poof...
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...caught on fire.
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And the worst part was it smelled delicious.
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Guys, I found an article here
that says you can do CPR on birds.
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- Great. Do it.
- I'm not doing it. You killed him. You do it.
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- I'll do it.
- No. I need to do it.
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This is on me.
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Okay.
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Mouth over beak
and light chest compressions.
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Don't blow too hard.
If you pop him, I will vomit.
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Anything?
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I am tasting a lot of Slim Jim.
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Wait. Wait, his wing moved.
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He blinked his eyes. He's alive.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
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00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,486
I might argue a Hanukkah miracle,
but I'll take it.
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Come on, little guy, let's get you outside.
Get the curtain.
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Someone should really close
that loading door.
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Well, that's that.
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The room's compromised.
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They'll have to change all the filters.
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Probably shut it down for weeks.
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You were right. Go ahead,
call building services, tell them it was my fault.
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No, we're both to blame.
You know, let me take the heat on this one.
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Just leave me out of it.
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If they come and see crap everywhere,
they're just gonna blame the Indian guy.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Hey. I'm sorry. We're still here.
Is everything okay?
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It's kind of boring.
251
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Although it did get exciting for a minute
when Amy inhaled a wool ball.
252
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- How much longer will you be?
- I don't know.
253
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There's still a bird here.
We're gonna get in a ton of trouble.
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Honey, it's Christmas Eve.
Who knows you're in there?
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Our names are on the sign-in sheet.
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So erase them and walk out.
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- Well, I can't do that.
- Can't do what?
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She says take our names
off the sign-in sheet and leave.
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- We can't do that.
- Yeah.
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ALL [SINGING]: Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
262
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Mmm. Amy, that pudding was delicious.
263
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If you like raisins.
264
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Thank you. And it's figs.
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Oh. Oh, in that case, it was pretty good.
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Are you okay?
You hardly touched your goose.
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It smelled too much like blue jay.
268
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Can I help you clean up?
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You Heimliched a ball of wool out of me.
You're good.
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What do you say we exchange gifts?
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- Sheldon, we didn't bring any.
- I thought you hate giving gifts.
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Yeah, I do, which is why I got Amy this.
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You got me something?
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Oh, not just something, no.
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It's from the heart, it's holiday-themed...
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...and I swallowed the gift receipt
so you cannot return it.
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Look at you on Santa's lap.
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That's so sweet.
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Of course it is.
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It's a perfect gift.
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How are you feeling right now?
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Guilty? Sad?
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00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,004
Wishing you were Jewish?
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No, I love it.
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Oh, really?
286
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,124
Well, how about now?
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[CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING]
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SHELDON [RECORDING]:
Happy Holidays to my dear Amy.
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I hope you treasure this...
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...as much as I treasure you.
291
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And you got me nothing.
292
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Christmas is ruined.
Let's never speak of it again.
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Oh, this was fun.
294
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Actually, I did get you something.
295
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,129
But what about our agreement?
296
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Well, you got me something. Here.
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[SHELDON SIGHS]
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Cookies?
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They're your Meemaw's Christmas cookies.
300
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I called and got the recipe.
301
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They're perfect.
302
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It tastes like her hugs.
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Merry Christmas, Sheldon.
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I can't believe this.
305
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,681
You're happy, I'm happy.
306
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Maybe a holiday that's about giving gifts...
307
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,681
Get your hand out of that box.
308
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:32,163
Okay. The next game
is called Hot Boiled Beans.
309
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Yeah, of course it is.
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One person is sent out of the room
while the others hide a small item.
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Then they invite the first person back
by saying:
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"Hot boiled beans and bacon for supper.
Hurry up before it gets cold."
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If you people think this is better
than Tom Hanksgiving, you're all crazy.
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