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What color would you like to be?
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Oh. I'd like to be green.
But you know you always take it.
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That's not true. Any color's fine with me.
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I can be a combination of blue and yellow.
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- Blue and yellow make green.
- Ah, then it's settled.
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Hi. Ready to go?
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Good news. We ordered lunch so we can all
stay here and play Lord of the Rings Risk.
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Sheldon, we said that we would
play games with you tonight.
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We'll still be playing it tonight.
This game can easily take 8 hours.
10
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- Sweetie, you really thought I'd wanna do this?
- No.
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- Did you tell him?
- Yes.
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Did you say it out loud with words?
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No.
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I don't wanna spend the
day playing a board game.
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You may change your mind when you hear
that this is the new expanded edition...
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...which contains a
complete map of Middle-earth.
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Now including the Haradwaith territories.
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I will literally race you to the car.
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No. Come on. Don't leave. Just try it.
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We're always doing what you guys want.
It'd be nice if you did something we wanted.
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You wanna be green?
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They really have tried to like
a lot of the same stuff we're into.
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Yeah. We do game nights.
Video game nights.
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- We watch movies with director's commentary.
- Oh, my favorite.
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George Lucas can talk through Star Wars.
I say one word. I'm banished to the kitchen.
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Today, Amy and I are
deciding what we're all gonna do.
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You got it. You girls are in charge.
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- Thank you.
- Sheldon?
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Fine.
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Now that we're not playing,
you can be green.
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- Thank you.
- Since you're green this time, I can be next time.
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Let's see. What's something fun
the guys would never take us to do?
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I know.
We could go horseback riding.
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I actually can't.
My hips don't open wider than 22 degrees.
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I rode a very thin pony once.
On the first bump... just popped right off.
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All right, what do you wanna do?
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There's a craft and
folk art museum on Wilshire.
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Well, that's Wilshire's problem.
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There's gotta be something fun
we can do that the guys will hate.
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Hang on. Why do we have to hate it?
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Three words. Doctor Who convention.
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I did not force you to go to that.
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You walked out of the house in a fez
and bowtie. I went so you didn't get beat up.
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- I wasn't gonna get beat up.
- You were, but somehow, I held myself back.
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You know what you could make us do?
Ice skating.
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The cold air will trigger Leonard's asthma.
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And it plays right into my well-known fear
of getting flattened by a Zamboni.
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Now you're helping them
find ways to make us miserable?
49
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I'm sorry, Leonard. I'm a problem solver.
It's what I do.
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I actually can't go ice skating.
I have unnaturally brittle ankles.
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Is there any part
of your body that's normal?
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Will you please relax?
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- I can't take it, dude.
- You okay?
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No, I'm not okay.
I feel like I'm gonna jump out of my skin.
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Told you not to wax down there.
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It's itchy when it grows back.
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I'm worried about the
New Horizons space probe.
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- What's he talking about?
- Nine years ago...
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...he was part of a team that launched
a spacecraft to collect data about Pluto.
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It's finally close enough so
this morning, it turned itself on.
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We hope. The signal has to
travel over 3 billion miles.
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It's gonna be hours before
we know if it even survived.
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We get to see him flip out.
He's worried it was demolished by space ice.
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Space ice is no joke.
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I can't even watch Frozen anymore.
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Oh, the Philharmonic
is playing Beethoven downtown.
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Before you say yes,
it's not the movie about the big dog.
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How come we can't think
of something we both wanna do?
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Because you always pick what we do
and I just go along with it?
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LEONARD:
Ah. Interesting.
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We're being accused of making you do things
you don't like and you are doing the same thing.
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You should point out the hypocrisy of that.
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That's what I was doing.
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Oh, that wasn't clear.
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Try it again, but this time, drive it home with,
"How do you like them apples, missy?"
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All right. Keep thinking.
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You're making it too complicated.
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Why not stick to the basics?
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Go shopping for clothes while Leonard
and I sit in those chairs and hold your purses.
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I know I'd hate that. Leonard?
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Well, yeah.
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Now then. It's settled.
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What do you say?
Sounds kind of perfect.
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It does. Somehow he managed
to take all the fun out of it.
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Well, once again, it's what I do.
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Ugh. Another two hours to go.
The wait is killing me.
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I get it.
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When I was in the Soyuz capsule returning from
the space station plummeting towards Earth...
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Before you finish, is this a story
about patience and waiting...
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...or just another reminder
that you went to space?
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A story can do two things.
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I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack.
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You work in pharmaceuticals.
Don't you have anything you can give him?
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All I have is our new urine flow drug.
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It won't help with his anxiety,
but it's so strong when he pees...
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...he'll fly around like he's got a jetpack.
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I can't stop thinking about it.
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You know, worrying won't have
any effect on what happens.
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- I know.
- Maybe you need to do something productive.
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Okay.
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If I make this shot in the trash can...
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...the probe will have arrived
in perfect working order.
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So in addition to being crazy, you're resting the
fate of the mission on your athletic prowess.
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- Yes.
- The man who crashed his stationary bike.
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I didn't crash it, okay? My playlist was
too up tempo. I got light headed and I fell off.
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Okay.
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It all...
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...comes down...
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...to this.
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You happy? Now you can relax.
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What kind of scientist are you? Everyone
knows you gotta make two out of three.
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This isn't so bad.
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That's easy for you to say.
Your chair's not facing the lingerie section.
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Boy, that's a lot of panties.
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You guys comfy? This might take a while.
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I don't understand why women insist on
making a big production out of buying clothes.
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You're right. We should do what you do.
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Have our mom send us pants
from the Walmart in Houston.
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They have a man there who
understands my personal style.
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Bye.
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Uh, I've got some bad news.
There's no cell service in here.
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Oh.
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Well, that's all right.
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There were ways to pass the time
before smartphones were invented.
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Mm-hm. That's true.
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I'll look them up.
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Son of a biscuit.
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- Sheldon, it's fine.
- No, it's not fine.
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What kind of store in the
21st century doesn't at least have Wi-Fi?
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I'm gonna call their corporate office...
Son of a biscuit.
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Let's see.
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My armies are going to attack
the Shire from Buckland.
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And I roll...
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...a five and a three.
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Okay. And to defend, I roll...
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...two sixes. I win.
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Boy, double sixes again. If I didn't see it
with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.
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I wonder how long
we're gonna be stuck here.
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I don't know. The girls do a lot for us.
It's the least we can do.
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It's true. I suppose it's only
fair we make compromises.
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Look at you being all mature.
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I don't know why you're so surprised.
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If there's one thing I know about after living with
you for so many years, it's how to compromise.
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I'm sorry.
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You make compromises for me?
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All the time.
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On Earth?
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In our lives?
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That we're living?
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Well, yes.
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Just yesterday, you had a big piece
of lettuce stuck in your teeth at lunch.
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Did I say anything? No.
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I compromised and kept my mouth shut.
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Like you should have
because everyone was laughing at you.
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That is not a compromise.
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A compromise is me driving you everywhere
because you refuse to learn how.
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- I learned how. Amy taught me.
- What? Why don't you do it?
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Well, it's scary.
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And sometimes I get
the pedals mixed up.
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But more importantly, driving me to work
is one of the things that gives your life purpose.
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I can't take that away from you,
so what do I do?
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Oh, come on.
I'm practically feeding you the answer.
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I compromise.
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Hey, thanks for keeping me company.
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I'm happy to. I think getting out
of the apartment will do you good.
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- Where are we headed?
- If it's okay with you, I'd like to go to temple.
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Buddy, trust me.
You don't wanna convert to Judaism.
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I mean, I know I make it look cool,
but it's not all briskets and dreidels.
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I meant a Hindu temple.
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Oh, okay.
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It's not like
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, right?
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Some bald guy with horns
isn't gonna rip my heart out?
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Dude, that movie is an imperialist fantasy...
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...that makes the followers
of a beautiful and peaceful religion...
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...look like bloodthirsty barbarians.
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- You love that movie.
- Yeah, it's pretty great.
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- I'm surprised to see you suddenly get religious.
- Why?
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Because I've known you for 10 years
and you've never gone to temple.
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You never talked about believing in God.
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And last Diwali, I watched you eat two pounds
of sacred cow at a Brazilian steakhouse.
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Religion is a very personal thing.
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I do go to temple. I just don't talk about it.
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- Yeah, but you're a scientist.
- So?
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As a scientist, you believe the way to
understand the universe is facts and evidence.
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And now, you're counting on some
blue chick with 100 arms to help you?
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That is so offensive. Does everything you know
about Hinduism come from Indiana Jones?
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No, there's also Apu from The Simpsons.
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Well, lots of scientists believe in God.
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Newton. Faraday. Pascal. All were believers.
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Even Einstein was famous
for attacking quantum theory...
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...on the grounds that God does not
play dice with the universe.
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Of course he believed in God.
He slept with Marilyn Monroe.
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- Actually, there's no proof of that.
- You believe in your religion. I'll believe in mine.
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- How's it going in there?
- Eh.
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Not really a great outfit for work.
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Unless something opens up
in the hookers and whores division.
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- Hey, can I ask you something?
- Sure.
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Do I force you to do things
you don't want to?
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- Yeah, but it's okay.
- How is that okay?
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I promised myself if I ever got friends,
I'd do whatever they said.
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Really, I'm lucky you
found me before a cult did.
203
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,482
Well, that was a long time ago.
You're a different woman now.
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You're smart. You've got great friends.
You've got a boyfriend. You're pretty.
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You have zero fashion sense.
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Tonight, we're gonna do
whatever you want.
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- Really?
- Absolutely. You name it. We're doing it.
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Basket weaving at the craft museum.
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Well, you named it.
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Oh, here's another one.
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00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,890
I wish that the apple pancake mix
was on the top shelf...
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...because it starts with an A.
But I don't put it there...
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...because I don't want you breaking your legs
when you're supposed to be making breakfast.
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00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,964
Is it my turn to talk about
the compromises I make?
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I wasn't done, but go ahead.
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He said, compromising.
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Because of you, I'm not allowed to adjust
the temperature in my own home.
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I'm not allowed to whistle.
I don't wear shoes that might squeak.
219
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,600
Well, you're a physicist, not a circus clown.
220
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:03,449
Sheldon, do you realize I don't live with
the woman I love because of you?
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No other reason. Just you.
222
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,443
- Is that true?
- Yes, it's true.
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The last time I brought it up, you had a
breakdown, got on a train, and ran away.
224
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:17,443
Well, given my history on subject,
it seems a little reckless to bring it up now.
225
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,283
You have no idea
how much you inconvenience...
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...the lives of everyone around you.
It's exhausting.
227
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,771
You know what?
228
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,041
You think you're so tolerant,
but the truth is...
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...you're mean to me a lot.
230
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:38,286
Yeah, you think that I don't notice all those
sarcastic comments and those eye rolls, but I do.
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I have excellent peripheral vision.
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On a good day, I can see my ears.
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Sheldon, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
I've been holding a lot of this in for a while.
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I'm sorry too. And if you want to live with
Penny then I think you should.
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- You mean that?
- Yes. Just...
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...put on your squeaky shoes
and eeh-eeh-eeh your way out of my life.
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Come on. Don't get upset.
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I'm not upset. I'm just...
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...imagining a world
without my best friend in it.
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- Sheldon.
- It's okay.
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I'm not leaving your world.
I'm just talking about living across the hall.
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I understand.
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Either way, I want you to know that...
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...I'm aware of how difficult
I can be so I just wanna say...
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...thank you for putting up with me.
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Buddy.
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How are you guys getting...
Why are there tears?
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Everything's fine. We just started
talking about living arrangements.
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Are you crazy? You know he's a flight risk.
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It's exactly what I told him.
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Sheldon, we know this is a sensitive subject.
Leonard's not gonna move until you're ready.
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Well, what if you did it gradually?
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All right. Well, how about we start with
two nights a week, I live with Penny.
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How about one night and...
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...I let you whistle.
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- Okay.
- When I'm not home.
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You got it.
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There we go. Compromising again.
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We really are the best.
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Here we go. My first Hindu temple.
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You see behind the fountain,
that tower that looks like a pyramid?
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It's called a shikhara. It symbolizes the
connection between the human and the divine.
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Huh. I always thought it was mini-golf.
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All right. Shall we?
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Yeah. Just...
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- Is there anything I should know before I go in?
- Like what?
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Like am I dressed okay?
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Really? So every other place you've been,
you thought this was fine?
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I know you're under pressure
so I'm gonna let that pass.
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Sorry. You're right. I'm so stressed.
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But you know what? Whenever I walk into that
temple, I realize whatever happens, it's okay.
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We're all part of an immense pattern
and though we can't understand it...
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...we can be happy to know
it's working its will through us.
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That's nice.
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Whether you call it God,
or the universe, or the self...
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...we're all interconnected
and that's just a beautiful...
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Son of a bitch, that guy just dinged my car.
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[HUFFS]
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Seriously?
You were just gonna drive away?
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Like my life isn't hard enough right now.
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A space probe might be destroyed.
My parents are going through an awful divorce.
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The guy who cuts my dog's hair
just gave her bangs.
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Raj.
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You saw. She looks like
Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber.
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Raj, you just got a text.
The probe turned on. It's fine.
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Oh, good.
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Namaste, grandpa.
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I thought this was gonna be boring,
but it's actually kind of fun.
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Don't tell Amy that.
We'll be here every Sunday.
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Sheldon, that really is an excellent basket.
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It's not a basket.
It's a soldier's helmet from 16th century China.
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Very nice.
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Yeah. Looks great.
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I saw that.
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Well, roomie.
It's only one night a week, but it's a start.
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- I know. I'm really proud of Sheldon.
- Yeah. I'm proud of him too.
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Can you keep it down?
Some of us are trying to sleep out here.
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