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I've invented a science joke...

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- ...would you like to hear it?
- Sure.

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How many Edisons does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?

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- How many?
- Who cares?

5
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He stole the idea
and doesn't deserve his own joke.

6
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Is that really true?

7
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Of course.
That's how you know it's a good joke.

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It not only entertains, it informs.

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Hey, sorry to interrupt.

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Barry, uh, how many Edisons does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?

11
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Did you know Edison
didn't actually invent the lightbulb?

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What do you want, Barry?

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Just wanted to drop this off
as a little thank-you for Amy.

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- What's this for?
- Your idea really helped me out.

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My light-cone quantization paper's
online already.

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The response has been amazing.

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That's fascinating, I can't wait to read it.

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Oh, no. Me, as well.

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Please e-mail it to Sheldon@Bazinga.biz.

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Why "dot biz"?
Because I just gave you the business.

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And also, Bazinga.com was taken.

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Anyway, thanks again.

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Cooper, suck eggs.

24
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Since when do you help out Barry Kripke?

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I'd been thinking about a cellular approach
to neuronal connectivity...

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...and thought it might have applications
to string theory.

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- It's not a big deal.
- Oh, really?

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When I was doing string theory
and hit a dead end...

29
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...why didn't you try to help me?

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I did. You said the only math
biologists know...

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...is if you have three frogs and one hops away,
that leaves two frogs.

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That's pretty funny, that does sound like me.

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But it doesn't mean you should be
standing on street corners...

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...handing out your math
to whatever guy comes along.

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Sheldon, we're all scientists.
I helped out a fellow colleague.

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- You're being petty.
- I'm being petty?

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You know Barry and I have
a professional rivalry.

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You heard him, he told me to suck eggs.

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If we were friends, he would've suggested
I suck something pleasant.

40
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Why are you laughing?

41
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Did you learn something?

42
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Okay, Ma, say hi to Aunt Gladys.

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Yeah, I love you too. Bye.

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- Your mom having fun in Florida?
- Oh, she loves it.

45
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She finally found a place where
everyone talks about how sweaty they are.

46
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She wants us to go to the house
and check in on Stuart.

47
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"Because he might be lonely."

48
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She's just being nice.

49
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I'm her son, how come she doesn't
send someone to check on me if I'm lonely?

50
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Because you have a wife?

51
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Yeah, well, sometimes you work late.

52
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I know you don't like Stuart in the house...

53
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...but the store's about to reopen,
he'll get back on his feet.

54
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That'd be great. I'd love for things
between me and Mom to get back to normal.

55
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Well, normal's a strong word, but sure.

56
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- Hey.
- Hello.

57
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- You okay?
- If I was okay...

58
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...I would've said "Hello"
and not the more ominous "Hello."

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- What's going on?
- I'm mad at Amy.

60
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Did she leave pit stains
in your favorite crop top too?

61
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No.

62
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She helped Barry Kripke make
an advancement in string theory.

63
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Oh. That sounds like a good thing.

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Well, it would be, except I left string theory...

65
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...because I decided it was a dead end...

66
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...and then she went behind my back
to help someone else prove me wrong.

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My rival, no less.

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[GRUNTS]

69
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I'm sorry you had to see that.

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I'm sorry I didn't have a camera.

71
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Why would she do this to me?

72
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Well, I'm sure she didn't
upset you on purpose.

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Don't you say there's nothing more important
than the advancement of science?

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No. I said there's nothing more important
than me advancing science.

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If I'm understanding this
and all she did was help another scientist...

76
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...I'm thinking you might have to
let this one go.

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Ugh. "Let it go."
I have heard that my whole life.

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Every time something upsets me,
somebody says, "Let it go."

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Like it's my fault
and it's not okay to feel the way I feel.

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[PENNY SIGHS]

81
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I don't know what to tell you.
Why don't you talk to her?

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Is that all you have? Shopworn tidbits
like, "Talk to her" and "Let it go"?

83
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Gee, Penny, life's given me lemons,
what should I do?

84
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Well, you could shove them somewhere.

85
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Okay, now you're getting creative.

86
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Thanks again for your help.

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- No problem. Place really looks great.
- Our pleasure.

88
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Yeah, you should have burned it down
years ago.

89
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I keep telling you, I didn't burn it down.

90
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We know. Because burning something
down for the insurance money is a crime.

91
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Stuart, this place looks amazing.

92
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- Thanks.
- You really did a nice job.

93
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And thank you for putting up with me
staying at your mom's through all this.

94
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I couldn't have done it otherwise.

95
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I appreciate that.
And I'm glad you were able to...

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Is that my mother's furniture?

97
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Yeah, she said I could use it.
Doesn't it look great?

98
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Not as great as it looks in the den,
where it belongs.

99
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- Howie.
- Why don't you clean out the whole room?

100
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Take the string-art clown
I made her in third grade...

101
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...and the ribbon I got in swim class
for putting my face in the water.

102
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What is your problem? She said it was okay.

103
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Well, I'm her son. And I say it's not okay.

104
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Some son. Looks like you spent
10 minutes on that clown art.

105
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I should've gone to an art school...

106
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...then I could run a failed comic shop
and mooch off some guy's mother.

107
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- Why don't we leave so you can cool off?
- Yeah, that's a good idea.

108
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- Take him out of my store.
- Your store?

109
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My mother gave you the money to reopen.
I'm not going anywhere.

110
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Why don't we go get the food for the party?

111
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- Thank you.
- Smart. It looks like we're being helpful.

112
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When really we're just exiting
an uncomfortable situation.

113
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Kripke. Of all the people, Barry Kripke...

114
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Are you folding that like a crazy person
to get me to do it for you?

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No.

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Oh, give me that.

117
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Just out of curiosity...

118
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...if I were to let something go,
how would I do that?

119
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I don't know,
just think about something else.

120
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- Can I think about the spiny anteater?
- Sure.

121
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The spiny anteater...

122
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...never went behind my back
and worked with Barry Kripke.

123
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That didn't help at all.

124
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You know, some people try visualization.

125
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How does that work?

126
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Okay.

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Imagine your problems are a pen.

128
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- Okay.
- Now, imagine you're holding that pen.

129
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Okay.

130
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Now, open your hand and let it go.

131
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But I just got this pen.

132
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It's got my initials on it and everything.

133
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Look.

134
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Sheldon, this isn't that hard.

135
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- I may have a better way you can teach me.
- How?

136
00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,810
What if I told you
that over the past few months...

137
00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,770
...Amy has secretly been
giving you little puzzles...

138
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...to test your intelligence
against chimpanzees in her lab?

139
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- What? She didn't give me any puzzles.
- Are you sure?

140
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Boy, I just can't seem
to get these scissors back together.

141
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Can you do it?

142
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Darn it, there's something in my eye,
and I need to sort these coins by size.

143
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Can you help?

144
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Penny, I really want to eat this banana...

145
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...but it's stuck inside
this bamboo puzzle box.

146
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Son of a bitch!

147
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Okay. That's great. Now, let it go.

148
00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,290
I can't believe you were testing me
against a chimp!

149
00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:15,247
Excuse me, Amy was testing you,
I was rooting for you.

150
00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,803
Good job on that banana box, by the way.

151
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Why would she even do this?

152
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She's been conducting
an experiment on apes...

153
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...where they're given puzzles to solve.

154
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I was surprised
at the complexity of the puzzles...

155
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...and thought some humans
wouldn't solve them.

156
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And that's when Amy said,
"Wanna make this interesting?"

157
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Make this interesting?
You bet money on me?

158
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:42,687
No, no, we designed an experiment
involving you.

159
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See, now, isn't that interesting?

160
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,643
It's not interesting, it's incredibly insulting.

161
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Okay, maybe this will help.

162
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Imagine you're holding a pen.

163
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Before you go too far, not a special pen...

164
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...with your initials engraved on it.

165
00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,006
- That'll make the next part really hard.
- Oh, my God.

166
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,690
That's it. Get out.

167
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,842
I don't understand why you're mad at me.

168
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,601
You should be mad at Amy,
like I was this afternoon.

169
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,684
- Hey, look at that, I let it go.
- Get out!

170
00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,528
SHELDON: Penny.
- What?

171
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,722
I think I left my pen in there.

172
00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,885
I understand why you're upset...

173
00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,526
...but he worked really hard
to get the store ready.

174
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,967
And it's just furniture.

175
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,565
It's my mom's furniture.

176
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:36,042
It belongs in the house I grew up in
next to that pile of <i>TV Guides...</i>

177
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,329
...and in plain view of what,
for a 10-year-old...

178
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,687
...was a quality piece of string art!

179
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,724
Howie, if the store succeeds...

180
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:49,248
...Stuart has a source of income
and can move out of your mother's house.

181
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:52,290
It seems some furniture
is a reasonable price to pay for that.

182
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,165
That is a good point.
I didn't marry you for good points.

183
00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:00,041
I married you to blindly support me
no matter how ridiculous I'm being!

184
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,163
This is why I had to
rewrite our wedding vows.

185
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,921
We're here to pick up an order
for Comic Center.

186
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,208
Sure. Let me go check on that.

187
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,363
Dude, I think that's Nathan Fillion.

188
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,603
Oh, yeah, look at that.

189
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,924
And he's picking the tomatoes
out of his salad just like I do.

190
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,929
I always did feel a connection with him.

191
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,727
Oh, I have got an idea.

192
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,611
We're not selling his tomatoes on eBay.

193
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:38,807
No, if we got Captain Reynolds
from <i>Firefly...</i>

194
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,442
...to do a signing at Stuart's store,
that would be amazing.

195
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,444
- That would be great.
- Should we go talk to him?

196
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,082
I don't know. If he's not nice...

197
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,801
...it's gonna make it hard for me
to watch him in anything again.

198
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,289
The guy who plays Jon Snow was a jerk.
We still watch <i>Game of Thrones.</i>

199
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,847
He was a jerk because you rear-ended him.

200
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,290
I was distracted.

201
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,206
It's weird seeing a member of the Night's Watch
with a kayak strapped to his car.

202
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,930
Come on.

203
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,647
Hi, excuse me. Don't mean to bother you,
but we're just really...

204
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,009
We're big fans of <i>Firefly.</i> And <i>Dr. Horrible.</i>

205
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,209
Oh, I think you made a mistake.
I'm not an actor.

206
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,370
Don't say that.

207
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:29,206
I mean, you're not Dame Judi Dench,
but you're pretty great.

208
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,288
I get it. You think I'm Nathan Fillion...

209
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:38,041
...but I'm not, so if you don't mind,
I would just love to eat my lunch.

210
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,051
Come on. Sorry to bother you.

211
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,403
Don't know why he's so grumpy.

212
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:48,690
I got mistaken for that guy
in <i>Life of Pi</i> once, I'm still floating.

213
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,487
Sheldon, it's me.

214
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,041
Uh, hey, did you see that?

215
00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,881
I figured out how to open
the door all by myself.

216
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:07,481
Maybe I'll fling some feces around my cage
to celebrate.

217
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,884
What are you talking about?

218
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,044
I know you've been giving me
secret puzzle tests.

219
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,328
- Sheldon, open the door.
SHELDON: I can't.

220
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,568
I'm naked.

221
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,402
I just saw you.

222
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,324
Hang on.

223
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,362
Open the door now.

224
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,091
- Oh, hey.
- Pull up your pants!

225
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,531
It's not a big deal.

226
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,411
I run tests like this
on undergrads all the time.

227
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,690
If you fill out some paperwork at the university,
I can get you $5.

228
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,929
I don't want $5. I want my dignity.

229
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,929
What are we talking, like 10 bucks?

230
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,769
- Thank you.
- Thanks.

231
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,050
- Sorry again.
- No problem.

232
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,251
Uh, are you sure you're not him?

233
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,001
You can tell us.
We're scientists, not crazy fanboys.

234
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:08,003
All right, fine. I'm him.

235
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,363
And you're eating alone at a deli?

236
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,522
I don't buy it. You're not him.

237
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,604
I wanted to eat my lunch in peace...

238
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,003
...but I really am him,
and thank you very much for being a fan.

239
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,128
If you want, uh, let's take a picture.

240
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,602
- That would be great. Thank you.
- You bet.

241
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,009
Wait, hang on.

242
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,809
If you're really Nathan Fillion...

243
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,847
...what's the line from <i>Firefly</i>
about your bonnet?

244
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,529
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet,
I will end you.

245
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,365
That's it. That's the line.

246
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:49,090
Although, I knew the line.
Doesn't make me Nathan Fillion.

247
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:55,125
- Do you want the picture or not?
- I want a picture with Nathan Fillion.

248
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,164
How about a picture with a guy
who looks like Nathan Fillion...

249
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,971
...but a little more annoyed
than Nathan Fillion usually is?

250
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,521
What do you think?

251
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,245
Eh, it's good enough for Facebook.

252
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,845
I can't believe they did that.

253
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,002
I know, it's so insulting.

254
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,484
At one point, they had me figure out
how to get a banana out of a puzzle box.

255
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:29,646
Wait. Sheldon gave me a banana in a box.
He was testing me too.

256
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,685
Unbelievable.

257
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,003
And how could a chimp even solve that?
That was impossible.

258
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,362
Really? You couldn't get it out?

259
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,330
- Thank you.
AMY: Wow, the store looks great.

260
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,370
So you guys were testing us both?
What is the matter with you?

261
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:52,242
What's the matter is they think they're so smart
they don't care if they hurt others' feelings.

262
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,767
- That's not true.
- Sounds like us.

263
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,882
I still don't understand why you're upset.

264
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,089
You solved every puzzle
faster than all of the chimps.

265
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,846
Well, except Barnabas,
but he was on Adderall.

266
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,609
I'm sorry, but it's making me crazy.

267
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,888
Can you please just let it go?

268
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,088
Oh, I can help you with that.

269
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,921
Imagine you're holding an ordinary pen.

270
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:23,285
While your favorite pen
is safe and secure in your pocket.

271
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,805
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

272
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,401
Hold that thought. Hello?

273
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,610
How can I make this up to you?

274
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:34,529
The answer's in this puzzle box.
Let's see if you can open it.

275
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,327
You could have warned him
about the furniture.

276
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,403
That's what I said when we moved it.

277
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,931
You helped him?

278
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,085
No, Stuart picked out those
throw pillows all on his own.

279
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,089
Hey, you okay?

280
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,683
- No.
- What's wrong?

281
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,240
My mom died.

282
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,925
What?

283
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,287
[CLEARS THROAT]

284
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,284
That was my aunt.

285
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,881
Ma took a nap.

286
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,010
She never woke up.

287
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,562
Oh, my God, Howie.

288
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,404
I'm so sorry.

289
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,006
What can we do?

290
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,041
I don't know.

291
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,286
- May I say something?
- Not right now, Sheldon.

292
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,489
- But I think it would be comforting.
- No, it's okay.

293
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,445
What?

294
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,760
When I lost my own father...

295
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,321
...I didn't have any friends
to help me through it.

296
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,287
You do.

297
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,842
I really thought he was gonna say,
"Let it go."

298
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,889
Okay. Thanks, Bernadette. Travel safe.

299
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,529
Okay, bye.

300
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,368
Uh, they booked a flight,
they're heading to the airport now.

301
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,170
How's Howard holding up?

302
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,091
- He's hanging in there.
- How are you doing, Stuart?

303
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,204
I still can't believe she's gone.
I mean, that woman took me in.

304
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,206
If it wasn't for her,
I would have been homeless.

305
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,203
One of us would have taken you in.

306
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,522
Yeah, I don't recall any offers.

307
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,890
But you know what?
I'm glad it worked out the way it did...

308
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:41,045
...because I got to know
this wonderful person.

309
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,602
Yeah. Mrs. Wolowitz was pretty special.

310
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,808
When I first moved to America...

311
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,480
...Howard was my only friend...

312
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,803
...and she made me feel
so welcome in her home.

313
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,571
Which says a lot,
because those first few years...

314
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,802
...she thought I was the gardener.

315
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:05,331
Whenever I saw her she'd say
I was too skinny and try and feed me.

316
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,644
She did that to me too.

317
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,087
Don't take this away from me.

318
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,607
I didn't care for her yelling.

319
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,246
But now that I'm not going
to hear it again, I'm sad.

320
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,404
If you want, I can yell at you later.

321
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,405
It won't be as good.

322
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,800
Let's have a toast.

323
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,607
To Mrs. Wolowitz. A loving mother...

324
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,967
...to all of us.

325
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,441
We'll miss you.

326
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,722
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