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...two, one, six, four, two,
zero, one, nine, eight, nine.
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And that, little lady,
is pi to a thousand places.
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I'd say I'm sorry I asked,
except I didn't.
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Oh, look, it's the Scientific American
that covered the paper Leonard and I wrote.
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Oh, let me see.
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SHELDON: I have mixed feelings
about doing interviews.
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I like the part where I talk.
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I do not like the part
where the other man talks.
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Sheldon, this article
doesn't mention Leonard at all.
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Oh, that can't be right.
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It only refers to "Dr. Cooper and his team."
Did you even talk about him?
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SHELDON: All I did was answer
a few questions about the theory.
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Then expressed my gratitude
that Scientific American...
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...doesn't include
any of those smelly perfume cards.
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Poor Leonard.
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Why? The theory he came up with
just got mentioned in Scientific American.
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- He ought to be thrilled.
- He might not be.
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Oh, maybe you're right.
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He is kind of a lump.
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Think about it. How would you feel if you were
referred to as part of Leonard's team?
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Oh, I'd be incensed.
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So you see what I'm getting at?
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Squeaky wheel gets the grease?
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AMY:
No.
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Grass is always greener?
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AMY: Try again.
SHELDON: Well, I don't know.
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We're all Groot? Just tell me.
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Leonard is as much a part of this paper
as you are, and he was overlooked.
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He's going to feel bad.
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But it wasn't my fault.
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I didn't exclude him,
and I didn't write the article.
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Remember when you didn't get picked
to pull the sword out of the stone...
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...at Disneyland
and they let that kid do it?
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Oh, that kid.
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Poor Leonard.
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Exactly.
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For the record,
that kid was a terrible choice.
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If you cry when you drop your churro,
you do not have what it takes to rule England.
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Thanks for helping us
sort through all my mom's stuff.
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Of course.
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I know what it's like having to go through
a loved one's possessions.
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My uncle was a worshipper of Krishna.
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But after he died, you know what we found?
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A statue of Shiva.
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It may not be Crips and Bloods, okay,
but in India, it's a thing.
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It'll be good that you're there.
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Howard's been having trouble deciding
what to keep or let go.
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Well, it's hard.
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A lot of Ma's stuff
brings back fond memories.
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Is that why you couldn't get rid of
her drawer full of ketchup packets?
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Yes. It reminds me of us eating out...
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...and her saying, "Nobody's looking.
Fill your pockets with ketchup."
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Leonard...
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...have you ever noticed...
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...that only my name is on the cable bill?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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Good.
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And your name is on the electric bill
and mine isn't.
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And I'm okay with that.
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Actually, your name is on the electric bill.
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Oh, right.
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This is a disaster.
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I don't even know
what you're talking about and I agree.
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Okay...
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...I have to tell you something,
but you're not going to like it.
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What's going on?
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An article was just published
in Scientific American about our theory.
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- Did they hate it?
- No. No, they loved it.
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They couldn't say enough nice things
about it.
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So, what's the problem?
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You know how the PennySaver
only has my name on...?
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Sheldon.
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They didn't mention you
in the article, only me.
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- Really?
- I know.
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It's not fair.
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Let the anger go, buddy.
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You just... You relax all your muscles.
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Except for your pubococcygeus
and anal sphincter.
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Let's keep those tight.
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Uh, that's not necessary.
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It is. They're what hold back
the urine and feces.
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Look, maybe you shouldn't read it.
It'll only make you feel worse.
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"Cooper and his team"?
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You should know,
I had nothing to do with that.
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Uh...
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At least they're talking about the theory.
I mean, that's what's important.
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You know, you're right.
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Yeah. You know, it's like when Stan Lee
and Steve Ditko created Spider-Man.
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Stan Lee may get all the credit...
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...but Steve Ditko knows
he was just as important.
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Even though Stan Lee
gets to be in all the Marvel movies.
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And he's far richer.
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And he's a household name, you know...
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...whereas, you know, you say "Ditko,"
that sounds like a company that makes dits.
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That's not helping.
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Why, I'd give more examples...
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...but, well, everyone in your position's
so forgettable.
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Stuart, we're here.
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Nice of you to let him keep staying
at your mom's house.
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Yeah, well, I tried putting him out on the curb,
but nobody took him.
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Hey.
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- Just so you know, the power's out.
- What happened?
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I called, they said a transformer blew,
it's the whole block. To be fixed by tomorrow.
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- Wait, when did it go out?
- In the middle of the night.
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Oh, my God.
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Howie, what's wrong?
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It's all defrosting.
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It's okay, it's just food.
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It's not just food.
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This is the last food my mother ever made.
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This is her last brisket.
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This is her last meat loaf.
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This is her last...
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I have no idea what this is,
but it's the last one.
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- Everything okay?
- No.
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All Ma's food is gonna be ruined.
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Why don't we take it home
and put it in our freezer?
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You don't want to do that.
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Refreezing not only removes moisture,
but it creates ice crystals...
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...in the fibers of the meat
that can compromise its taste and texture.
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What? I saw a teachable moment,
I dropped some culinary science.
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What should we do?
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I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do.
We're gonna eat it.
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- There's like 20 pounds of food in there.
- All you said was I had to get rid of things.
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You didn't say they couldn't pass through
my colon first.
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Howie.
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Okay, then how about this?
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Let's invite everyone over to dinner.
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It'll be like Ma's feeding us one last time.
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I love that.
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Me too.
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Oh, look, we've got enough ketchup
to cover every ounce of it.
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I mean, who even reads
Scientific American?
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It's kind of a big deal.
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[PENNY SCOFFS]
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Then how come the biggest celebrity
they could get for the cover is a molecule?
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Can we please just stop talking about it?
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- I'm sorry. What can I do?
- Nothing. I'm fine.
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[PENNY SIGHS]
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No, no, I'm gonna cheer you up. Ahem.
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- Here we go.
- What are we doing?
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I am taking you shopping.
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My baby is sad,
and I'm gonna make him happy again.
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Look, I know shopping cheers you up,
but it's just not really my thing.
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Well, what about this helicopter
you control with an iPad?
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Does it have a camera in it?
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It does have a camera in it.
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Baby's listening.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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SHELDON:
Leonard. Leonard.
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- Leonard.
- What?
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SHELDON:
I spoke to the reporter at the magazine.
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Did you tell him it was my idea?
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- I did.
- Thank you.
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- What did he say?
- He said they made the editorial decision...
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...to only cite the lead scientist.
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Why did he think you're the lead scientist?
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It was my idea.
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For an extra 4 bucks,
I can have this thing here tomorrow.
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Well, I know it was your idea, but the reporter
said he's been following my work for a while.
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The only reason they even mentioned it
is because my name is on it.
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You know what? I did it. What's 4 bucks?
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If you're trying to make me feel better,
it's not working.
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Well, what if I told you
that I added your name to the cable bill?
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- No.
SHELDON: Oh.
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Just as well, they had me on hold
for 20 minutes. I hung up. I...
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Leonard. Leonard.
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Leonard.
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Also, Wolowitz invited us all to dinner.
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So...
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...I'm ready whenever you are.
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- All he had was an idea.
- Well, that is an important part.
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Oh, please. I have ideas all day long.
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Reverse SeaWorld,
where dolphins are allowed to pet people.
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A new clothing size
between medium and large, called "marge."
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Snow White retold
from the point of view of Sneezy.
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Why won't Doc prescribe him something?
We finally find out.
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But Leonard's idea was good.
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Fine, then Grumpy,
what's he so grumpy about?
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Maybe his girlfriend won't take his side.
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I'm the one who thought of it.
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Well, didn't he do a lot of the work?
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But now he's happy to let people think
he's responsible for everything.
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And that's why you get an iPad helicopter.
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Is it my fault I have a much bigger reputation
than he does?
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It's not your fault.
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Is it my fault that my name came first
on the paper alphabetically?
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Not your fault.
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Is it my fault that when the reporter cited me
as the lead scientist, I didn't correct him?
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Hey, look at that pretty bird.
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He always needs all the attention.
He's such a baby.
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I know, I know.
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He is never, ever playing with my helicopter.
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Okay, I'll start heating some of this stuff up.
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- Thanks.
- Oh, man.
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This is the boutonniere
from my high school prom. Heh-heh.
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A piece of cake from my Bar Mitzvah.
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- Did she throw anything away?
- No.
200
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If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself.
201
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:33,364
Okay, so we've got, um, three briskets...
202
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...four meat loafs, one lasagna...
203
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,084
No, that's noodle kugel.
204
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,004
One Jewish lasagna...
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...two pound cakes
that are about 8 pounds each...
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...and one giant container
of matzo ball soup.
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Ma always kept it on hand in case I got sick.
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She thought she could cure anything
with her cooking.
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Even the time I got food poisoning.
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From her cooking.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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- Let's get started.
- You got it.
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I'm never gonna talk to her again.
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[HOWARD EXHALES]
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Should we tell everyone not to come?
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No, I wanna do this.
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Okay. Well, I'll keep it together if you can.
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Okay. Heh.
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I'm not making any promises.
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- Glad you guys could make it.
- Of course.
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Looks really pretty in here.
223
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Yeah. Turns out half a dozen menorahs
really sets a mood.
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Have you thought about what you'd do
if Howard sells the house?
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And there goes the mood.
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00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,291
Hi. Hello.
227
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Oh, and a special hello to Leonard,
who needs to be mentioned by name.
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- Subtle.
- Yeah, but you got it, right?
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- Hey, guys.
AMY: Hi.
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I just want everyone to know, uh,
tonight's not a sad occasion.
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We just wanna have the kind of dinner
we've all had here so many times before.
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Good food, good friends,
and sometime around midnight...
233
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...heartburn that makes you pray for death.
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- Need any help in the kitchen?
- No, we got it.
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Make yourselves comfortable.
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All right, hey, you two,
we're here for Howard right now, okay?
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- Yes, so please behave yourselves.
- Fine.
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Of course.
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So I heard you two wrote a paper together.
How's that going?
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This food is amazing.
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And not a vegetable in sight.
242
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,920
That's not true.
We've got tomatoes right here.
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All these bright people
sitting around a table by candlelight...
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...feels like we could be
in an 18th-century French salon.
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Indeed.
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Penny, a salon is a gathering
where intellectuals entertained each other...
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...with sparkling conversations...
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- ...about issues of the day.
- Oh, so it's like The View.
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Sheldon, The View is a daytime talk show
hosted by women.
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Oh, I'm aware.
It features Whoopi Goldberg.
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She played Guinan on Star Trek: Next Gen.
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- Penny, Next Gen refers to Star Trek...
- Shut up.
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I would like to propose a salon topic.
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Ooh, please do, Rajesh.
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The lead in The Hunger Games is a woman.
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Marvel has made Thor a female.
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Wait, who's "Tor"?
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You know, Thor, the god of thunder.
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As I was saying, is this a sign
that our society...
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...is approaching gender equality?
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Certainly a lot more women
are reading comic books now.
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It's true. At the store,
I had to put a seat on the toilet.
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We won't know if there's equality
until female Thor has a baby...
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...and the Avengers are cool
with her pumping breast milk at work.
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I wonder if only a baby who is worthy
can suckle at the bosom of Thor. Heh.
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Okay, new salon topic.
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Salons: dumb thing from a long time ago...
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...or interesting thing made dumb
by talking about superheroes? Discuss.
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I don't believe it matters what the topic is.
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What's crucial for a salon
is that we conduct the discussion...
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...in an elevated and insightful way.
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It's all about the execution.
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Of course you'd focus on that,
rather than the inspiration.
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Uh, new salon topic: What's more important,
an idea or its execution?
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Oh, that's fun.
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Yeah, good for you, Leonard.
That's a lovely little notion.
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Kind of like, "I wish I could talk
to my uncle in Chicago."
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Yeah, now stand back
while I invent the telephone.
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Hello? Oh, hold on.
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Leonard, it's your uncle.
He says you just got burned.
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- Sheldon.
- No, it's okay.
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We're all adults trying to have
an intelligent discussion.
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At least I am. Howard, what do you think?
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Well, I guess, as an engineer,
I lean towards execution.
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I spend my days trying to take ideas
and make them real.
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Well said, old chap.
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I thought eloquence had died,
here it stands before us.
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Starting today, it will go: Gettysburg Address,
"I have a dream," and what you just said.
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Oh, now he's a genius? All you ever do
is make fun of him and engineering.
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Leonard, please. His mother just died.
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- You're being ridiculous.
- Yeah, so are you.
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Guys, if I wanted to hear people be bitchy,
I'd go to my real salon.
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Lots of people could've had that idea.
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But very few people could've worked out
the math the way I did.
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Lots of people also didn't have that idea.
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- Like everyone in the entire world except for me.
SHELDON: Oh.
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Well, apparently Leonard thinks he's better
than everyone in the whole world.
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Including those fighting for our freedom.
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Well, I don't know about you,
but I support our boys overseas.
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- And girls.
- You already ruined Thor. Give it a rest.
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So I'm just supposed to be okay
with you hogging all the credit?
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I didn't hog anything...
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...unlike you and that weird lasagna
with raisins in it.
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- You want some of this? I'll give you some.
- Sheldon, Leonard, living room right now!
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She said my name first. That must kill you.
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BERNADETTE: I don't know what you're doing,
but this is a very difficult time for my husband!
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We're eating the last food
his mother ever made...
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...and you were gonna throw it
at each other like children?
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Whatever it is you're fighting about,
put it aside...
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...go back in there, be a good friend to Howard
or there's no dessert for either of you!
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Look at me when I'm talking to you,
and don't think...
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You guys ever notice sometimes
Bernadette sounds like my mom?
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- I don't hear it.
- No, not at all.
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[PENNY AND AMY GROANING]
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I don't think I've eaten that much
in my entire life.
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It's why my people wandered the desert
for 40 years.
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It took that long to walk it off.
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You see, Penny,
the Israelites were in the desert...
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Shut up.
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I'm so glad you two are done fighting.
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Right now, I'm just trying to burp
without throwing up.
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Hang on.
Physics Today mentioned the paper.
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- What'd they say?
- Who cares?
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- Did they mention Leonard?
- They did.
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ALL [HALF-HEARTEDLY]:
Yay.
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Good news, I found more Tums.
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ALL [ENTHUSIASTICALLY]:
Yay!
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