1
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It's the best one they make,
I just can't get it to work.

2
00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,407
- I'll figure it out.
- It streams HD video...

3
00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,648
...straight to your phone while it's flying.

4
00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:14,811
Nice. Where were you when I was single?

5
00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,765
Okay, we should leave in about an hour.
You all packed?

6
00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:24,170
I need to throw in a few last-minute things.
You know, makeup, underwear, clothes.

7
00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,723
If your bathroom floor counts
as a carry-on, you're packed.

8
00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,964
Have you ever given a high school
commencement speech before?

9
00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,645
No. It's pretty exciting.

10
00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,008
Aren't you afraid of being blinded?

11
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- How would I be blinded?
- At the end of the ceremony...

12
00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,005
...all the students throw
those pointy hats in the air.

13
00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,927
It's all pomp and circumstance
until someone loses an eye.

14
00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:51,131
- I'll take my chances.
- Fine.

15
00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:54,489
I wonder if they make
"I told you so" cards in Braille.

16
00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,207
Look, the problem
with commencement speeches...

17
00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,010
...is that they're boring.

18
00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,242
Ooh. Do you own a T-shirt cannon?

19
00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,204
Why would he own a T-shirt cannon?

20
00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,209
I don't know, why do I own one?

21
00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,364
It's really nice you're sharing
this experience with Penny.

22
00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,683
Mm. I thought it'd be fun to show her
my old stomping grounds.

23
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I even know the exact spot
where they used to stomp me.

24
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Well, now you get to go back
as a successful scientist.

25
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With a beautiful girl on your arm.

26
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And a pointy hat
sticking out of your eyeball.

27
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- How did you get ready so fast?
- Oh, I pack light.

28
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Once, I got through an entire spring break
with nothing but a long T-shirt and a belt.

29
00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,566
LEONARD: Why did you need a belt?
PENNY: It's called an evening look.

30
00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,209
I've never been to New Jersey before.

31
00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:12,405
Eh, it gets a bad rap from shows like
<i>Jersey Shore</i> and <i>Real Housewives.</i>

32
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- So it's not really like that?
- No, it's like that.

33
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But I am excited to show you around.

34
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PENNY:
Think we'll have time to visit your mom?

35
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Yes. We'll also have time
to put my junk in a garlic press...

36
00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,481
...but I'm not doing that either.

37
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[PHONE BEEPS]

38
00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,004
Uh-oh.

39
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I just got an alert.
Our flight's been canceled.

40
00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,161
- What?
- Looks like there's a big storm...

41
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...all up the east coast.

42
00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,930
- Well, couldn't we get on another airline?
- I don't think so.

43
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So that's it? We're not going?

44
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I guess not.

45
00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,969
- Well, that sucks.
- Yeah. I worked hard on that speech too.

46
00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,761
- Ugh. You could tell it to me.
- Thank you, but I'm okay.

47
00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,401
Are you sure?
I could pretend I'm a cheerleader...

48
00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,888
...who can't control herself
around esteemed alumni.

49
00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,921
- Greetings distinguished cheerleaders...
- Ooh!

50
00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,402
Okay, the Wi-Fi extender is on, camera's on,
they're on the same network.

51
00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:13,207
- We should be getting an image.
- All I see is a black screen.

52
00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,765
And my own reflection.

53
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I look sad.

54
00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,046
- Maybe we should recalibrate it.
- All right.

55
00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,528
Step one. Rapidly flip the calibration switch
from the fully up...

56
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...to the fully down position
for at least 10 times.

57
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- It actually says "at least"?
- Yeah.

58
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Why would they say "at least"?

59
00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,088
Is it 10 toggles?
Is it a hundred toggles, you know?

60
00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,800
Is it a thousand toggles?
Ten thousand toggles?

61
00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,651
- A hundred thousand toggles...?
- Sheldon.

62
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You see where I'm going with this.

63
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Just flip the switch until the lights
on the drone change to solid yellow.

64
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That seems simple enough.

65
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Initiating calibration sequence.

66
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

67
00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,482
Well, I suppose 10
is technically "at least 10."

68
00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,240
But they're still getting
at least one angry letter.

69
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Now I rotate it horizontally...

70
00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:23,090
...on its center axis
until the lights turn green.

71
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Initiating rotation sequence.

72
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Don't look at me. Initiate.

73
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What does red and yellow mean?

74
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It means the calibration failed.
We have to start over.

75
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Very well.
Reinitiating calibration sequence.

76
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

77
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Eleven?

78
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It's a good thing I didn't send that letter.

79
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]

80
00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,571
Mm. Hello, Daddy, what's up?

81
00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,961
<i>Not much, just wanted
to see how my son's doing.</i>

82
00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,964
Very well, thank you.

83
00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,123
<i>Are you still dating that dermatologist?</i>

84
00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,884
If you could feel how soft my skin is,
you wouldn't have to ask.

85
00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,207
<i>Oh, and there's something else
I wanted to ask you.</i>

86
00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,166
<i>Why did you spend a month's rent
on a toy helicopter?</i>

87
00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,527
Oh, you're where that bill goes.

88
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<i>I'm tired of indulging your foolish lifestyle.
It's time you learned responsibility.</i>

89
00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,245
<i>The only way to teach you that
is to cut off your allowance.</i>

90
00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,931
No, Daddy, no.

91
00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,726
There are lots of other ways
to teach me responsibility.

92
00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,407
I know, you can give me an egg
and make me take care of it for a week.

93
00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,409
<i>No, my mind is made up.
Starting now, you're on your own.</i>

94
00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,082
But, Daddy, I miss my family so much...

95
00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,408
...and with you and Mommy
getting a divorce...

96
00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,250
...I feel sad and empty.

97
00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,162
Buying a little toy every now and then
helps me fill that void.

98
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,445
So while I can't hug you every day,
flying that helicopter...

99
00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,766
<i>I'm cutting you off.</i>

100
00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,685
Just to be clear, financially or midsentence?

101
00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,405
No red and yellow,
no red and yellow.

102
00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,807
- It's green!
- Yeah! We did it!

103
00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:24,045
If it's this much fun to rotate it,
imagine when we fly it.

104
00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:30,443
Okay, now all I have to do is rotate it vertically
until the lights turn off.

105
00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,769
Oh, no!

106
00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,645
All right, playtime's over.

107
00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,290
Let's open this baby up.

108
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Won't that void the warranty?

109
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Sheldon,
I have a Master's degree in engineering.

110
00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:47,207
I wipe my bottom with warranties.

111
00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,005
Except for AppleCare,
that pays for itself in the long run.

112
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- Hi.
- Hey, where'd you go?

113
00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:01,162
- I got you a little something to cheer you up.
- Really?

114
00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:05,086
Sex last night, pancakes this morning.
Am I dying?

115
00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,083
Just open it.

116
00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,522
Cap and gown?
Why do I need a cap and gown?

117
00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,525
Because you are giving
your commencement speech.

118
00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,126
- What are you talking about?
- I called your school...

119
00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,284
...and convinced them to let you
give your speech over Skype.

120
00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,369
Really? That's amazing.

121
00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,091
And you gave me the robes to give it in.
Thank you.

122
00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,846
Yeah, now about those.
They came from a costume shop...

123
00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,641
...and all they had left
was "Sexy Graduate," so they...

124
00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,362
This might be a little short.

125
00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,362
- Short and sexy. That's my wheelhouse.
- Yeah.

126
00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,366
Boy, oh, boy, that's a lot of pieces.

127
00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:55,206
- You know what they all do, right?
- Yes, of course.

128
00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,971
- What about this one?
- Well...

129
00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,727
How familiar are you with miniaturized,
integrated logic circuits?

130
00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:05,089
- Not very.
- That's a miniaturized, integrated logic circuit.

131
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,411
So can you get it working?

132
00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,642
I'm an MIT-trained engineer.

133
00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,531
I built components for the space station.

134
00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,162
I thought the zero-gravity toilet didn't work?

135
00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:23,524
It worked fine, it just wasn't
designed for Russian cosmonauts...

136
00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,405
...and their potato-based diet.

137
00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,725
- Hey, guys.
- Hello.

138
00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:34,290
I have to return the helicopter. My father...
What did you do?

139
00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,446
Don't worry. He went to MIT.

140
00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,090
He can solve any problem.

141
00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,523
As long as it doesn't originate
in a Russian man's colon.

142
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,806
- I don't freaking believe this!
- Relax. It'll be fine.

143
00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,487
No, you have to put this back together
right now so I can return it.

144
00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:01,203
You can't return it, Howard wiped
his bottom with the warranty.

145
00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,004
What?

146
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,487
I think metaphorically...

147
00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,445
...but he was in the bathroom for a while.

148
00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,125
Howard, my father cut me off.

149
00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,806
- I have to get my money back for this.
- Calm down.

150
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,731
Okay. Okay, you're right.

151
00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,481
It's time for me to step up
and take responsibility for my life.

152
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,881
Be a man.

153
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,248
Hello, Mommy?

154
00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,921
Hello, Rajesh. What a nice surprise.

155
00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,963
Well, I've been thinking about you.

156
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,606
How are you doing?
Are you happy, Mommy?

157
00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,443
Such a sweet boy for asking.

158
00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:42,480
Can't believe you come
from the poison seed of your father.

159
00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,961
Well, I like to think I take mostly after you.

160
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,687
Anyway, speaking of Daddy,
I had a very strange conversation with him.

161
00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,047
He said he couldn't
to send me money anymore...

162
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,362
...because of his active social life.

163
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,882
What does that mean, "active social life"?

164
00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:01,130
Well, let's not talk about him or whatever
shenanigans he may or may not be up to.

165
00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,725
Let's talk about you.

166
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,047
Rajesh, is your father seeing someone?

167
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,244
All I know, Mommy,
is that he's a single, wealthy doctor...

168
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:13,684
...and now, for some reason,
there's no money for your little boy.

169
00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,360
Well, however much money
your father was giving you...

170
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,444
- ...I'll give you more.
- Thank you, Mommy, I love you.

171
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,364
Helicopters for everybody.

172
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,610
What's taking so long?

173
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:31,009
- I don't think this is gonna work.
- Just let me see.

174
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,961
Sweetie, you know you're supposed
to wear clothes under the graduation gown.

175
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,884
A, surprised you know that.

176
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,291
B, I wanted to look
like a sexy graduate for you.

177
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,927
- Well, you do.
- Oh, thank you.

178
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,411
You're gonna be on Skype.
They're not gonna see your legs.

179
00:10:55,560 --> 00:11:01,044
I'm gonna go put on pants just in case.
But I have to say, this is very freeing.

180
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,248
Add a belt and I'll take you someplace nice.

181
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,563
Ooh. Done and done.

182
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:18,003
Okay, I think I've narrowed it down
to a faulty pin...

183
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,089
...on the on board communication chip.

184
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,808
Very impressive.

185
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,923
You know, when you're done with that...

186
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,566
...can you look at this?

187
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,322
It doesn't make smoke anymore.

188
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,443
One toy at a time.

189
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,285
Sorry. Yeah, maybe it's for the best.

190
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,165
I hear locomotive smoke
is the second leading cause...

191
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,330
...of death among train aficionados.

192
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,444
- What's the first one?
- Suicide.

193
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,488
Wrong, obesity.

194
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,967
- I have the tools you wanted.
- Thank you.

195
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,083
You guys don't have to go to the trouble.

196
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,686
I'm back in the money,
I can buy another helicopter.

197
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,001
It's not about the money.

198
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,970
It's about solving a problem.
It's why I became an engineer.

199
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,522
It's what I like to do,
it's what I'm trained to do, it's who I am.

200
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,042
Well, look at you.
The little engineer that could.

201
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,804
Why don't you just call tech support?

202
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,520
- Hey!
- Not cool!

203
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,087
- What?
- There's two kinds of people in this world.

204
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,645
Those who call tech support...

205
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,248
...and those who make fun of the people
who call tech support.

206
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,891
I call tech support.

207
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,686
- You call tech support.
- What a baby.

208
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,931
And now for our commencement address.

209
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,600
One of our most distinguished alumni...

210
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:40,249
...noted Caltech physicist,
Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

211
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,522
<i>Members of the faculty, students...</i>

212
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,160
<i>...I'm excited to speak to you today.</i>

213
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,364
<i>I can't help but remember the last time
I was in this auditorium.</i>

214
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:57,168
<i>Two guys from the lacrosse team
played keep away with my asthma inhaler.</i>

215
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,728
<i>But enough about my 10-year reunion.</i>

216
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,363
I'd also like to take a moment
to thank my beautiful fiancée...

217
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:09,889
...for helping to make this speech possible,
even though weather nearly prevented it.

218
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:14,569
<i>Oh, hello. Hi. I didn't know
he was gonna point it at me, so...</i>

219
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,489
<i>Don't do drugs and stay in school.</i>

220
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,569
- They're graduating.
<i>- Okay, bye.</i>

221
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,563
All right, power is reconnected.
I think we're back in business.

222
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,690
Let's just run a few tests
before we take it outside.

223
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,370
- Sheldon, we got Wi-Fi?
- Check.

224
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,561
- GPS?
- Check.

225
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,245
- Battery charged?
- Check.

226
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,603
Four hours of our lives gone? Check.

227
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,166
All right, all systems go in five...

228
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,729
Four, three, two, one.

229
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,561
That's what my train used to do.

230
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,606
Ready to call tech support?

231
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,683
Give me the number.

232
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:02,088
Probably wind up
talking to some foreign guy...

233
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,602
...who's reading from
the same manual I have.

234
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[PHONE RINGING]

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It's my father, you jerks.

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- Hello, Daddy.
- What did you say to your mother?

237
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Nothing, I was just calling to check in,
make sure she's doing okay.

238
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,525
Well, after talking to you,
she seems to think I'm some sort of playboy.

239
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Really? I don't know where
she'd get an idea like that.

240
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You know Mommy
and her crazy imagination.

241
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I'm so lucky I take after you.

242
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- You think you take after me?
- Well, I try to.

243
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I certainly wouldn't be a scientist
if you hadn't been my role model.

244
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Who wants to go to Vegas
in a real helicopter?

245
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<i>It was L. Frank Baum who said:</i>

246
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<i>"No thief, however skillful...</i>

247
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<i>...can rob one of knowledge...</i>

248
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...and that is why knowledge
is the best and safest treasure..."

249
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Wow, I'm boring myself.

250
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Sorry, I can't see any
of your faces right now...

251
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...but I bet they look like this...

252
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Uh, heh. You know,
I wrote an entire speech...

253
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...to say how high school prepares you...

254
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...and what a wonderful place it is...

255
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...but I hated it.

256
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Maybe high school's great
if you look like this...

257
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But I didn't even feel like I existed
at that school.

258
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<i>And now that I think about it...</i>

259
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<i>...I bet a lot of you feel the same way.</i>

260
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<i>So for the remainder of my speech...</i>

261
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<i>...this is for the invisible kids.</i>

262
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<i>Uh, maybe you never fit in...</i>

263
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<i>...or maybe you're
the smallest kid in school...</i>

264
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<i>...or the heaviest or the weirdest.</i>

265
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,008
<i>Maybe you're graduating
and still haven't had your first kiss...</i>

266
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<i>By the way, 19...</i>

267
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,483
<i>...and Geraldine Coco,
wherever you are, thank you.</i>

268
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,410
<i>...maybe you don't have any friends.</i>

269
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<i>And guess what. That's okay.</i>

270
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While all the popular kids are off doing...

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I don't know what they were doing,
I wasn't there...

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I'll tell you later.

273
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<i>My point is...</i>

274
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<i>...while you're spending time on your own...</i>

275
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:39,166
<i>...building computers
or practicing your cello...</i>

276
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,081
<i>...what you're really doing
is becoming interesting.</i>

277
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,006
<i>And when people finally do notice you...</i>

278
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,449
<i>...they're gonna find someone
a lot cooler than they thought.</i>

279
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:54,282
<i>And for those of you who were popular
in high school, it's over. Sorry.</i>

280
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,131
<i>Thank you. Congratulations.</i>

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[APPLAUSE]

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FEMALE VOICE [OVER PHONE]:
<i>Your call is important to us.</i>

283
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<i>All our technicians are busy
helping other customers.</i>

284
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,604
<i>Please stay on the line
and someone will be with you shortly.</i>

285
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,451
[MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER PHONE]

286
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What happened to me?

287
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,447
When did I become an old man...

288
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,007
...baffled by modern technology?

289
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,129
Next thing you know, I'll be hitching
my pants up to my armpits...

290
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:39,326
...and complaining about the awful music
the kids are listening to.

291
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,324
It is awful, isn't it?

292
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,448
Listen to that noise.

293
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,091
Hang on, hang on. It's working! I did it!

294
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,164
- How'd you do that?
- No idea, but I did it!

295
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,044
- Maybe you shouldn't be flying it inside.
- I'm not flying it!

296
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,890
- Then who is?
- I don't know.

297
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,163
Must be getting a Wi-Fi signal
from somewhere else.

298
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Initiate landing sequence!
Initiate landing sequence!

299
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,171
Aah!

300
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,725
Hey, the camera's working!

301
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,843
Oh look, it's me. Aah!

302
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,369
MAN [OVER PHONE]:
<i>Tech support, can I help you?</i>

303
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Yes, it's a robot uprising.

304
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,642
Call the police!

305
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,403
- So you really think they liked it?
- Ah, sweetie, it was the best speech I...

306
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Aah! God!

307
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:40,528
Don't worry. Everyone in here is safe.

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