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Can you believe it's been five years
since our first date?

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I know.

3
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Do you think I should start
watching <i>The Flash</i> TV show?

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That's what you're thinking about?

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Well, one of the things.

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Are any of them me?

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Yes.

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I thought, "I can't decide
if I should watch <i>The Flash</i> TV show.

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I know. I'll ask Amy."

10
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Anyway...

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What are you doing?

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You're right. You did kind of kill the mood.

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I didn't kill anything.

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You did, talking about your TV stupid show.

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Excuse me.

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Starting to watch a television show that might
run for years isn't a decision to take lightly.

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I'm wrestling with a big
commitment issue here.

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Really?

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That's the commitment issue
you're wrestling with?

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Sheldon, do you understand the irony...

21
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...of your fixation
on a man with super speed...

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...while after five years
all I can get out of you...

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...is a distracted make-out session
on a couch?

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Irony's not really my strong suit.

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But I have been getting better with sarcasm
if you want to give that a try.

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Oh, sure, I'd love to.

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Whenever you're ready.

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I don't want to rush you,
but I'm closing early tonight.

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Ooh. Hot date?

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No, I overheard Bernadette tell Howard
she's making him a meatloaf...

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...and you don't have to not ask me twice.

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If I stick a lightbulb on this...

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...wouldn't it make a great lamp
for my bedroom?

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You're kidding, right?

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Oh, is this freaking you out?

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Well, I guess I'm just more of a...

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...Pottery Barn, Crate & Barrel kind of guy.

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Maybe Pier 1 if I really want to cut loose.

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All right, never mind.

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No, hey, you should totally get it.

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- In fact, I'll buy it for you.
- Sold.

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- Raj, you don't have to do that.
- Too late, no returns.

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That was really intense.

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Now we know. Next time we go
to the farmer's market...

45
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...the order is petting zoo first,
then buy vegetables.

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- Hey.
- Oh, good, you're here. I need your assistance.

47
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Can it wait until I put a Band-Aid
on a goat bite?

48
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What happened?

49
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Your buddy got mugged
by some baby farm animals.

50
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Been there.

51
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- So, what do you need help with?
- Amy's mad at me, and I'm not clear why.

52
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Okay. Were you talking
before she got upset?

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- Yes.
- That's probably it.

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What'd you say to her?

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I just asked her if I should start
watching the new <i>Flash</i> TV series.

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- And that made her angry?
- Baffling, right?

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We were necking like a couple of hooligans
under the school bleachers.

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I stopped so I could ask the question.

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Next thing I know, goodbye,
kissy face, hello, yell-y face.

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Sheldon, when you're kissing a girl,
she expects the attention to be on her.

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It was. I asked her if she thought
I should watch <i>The Flash.</i>

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Yeah, I'm tapping out. Leonard?

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I guess your main concern
is the time commitment...

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...of watching an entire season
of a show.

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Oh, no, not just a season.

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If I'm in, I'm in for the whole run,
even if the quality declines.

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I get it. <i>Smallville</i> almost wrecked you.

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Yeah.

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Exactly. You know, I waited 10 years...

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...to see a guy everyone knows can fly, fly.

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What's wrong with you two? He was talking
about television during their date.

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Oh, not just date night.
Our fifth anniversary.

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That's even dumber than you wondering
if being bitten by a goat...

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...would give you the powers of a goat.

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If that happens, don't make me wait 10 years
to watch you eat a tin can.

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Have you guys noticed Emily
has a bit of a twisted side?

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Because she has weird tattoos?

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No, because she wants to have sex
with me in a graveyard.

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One more time?

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She and I were supposed to watch
the new <i>Avengers</i> movie tonight.

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It was sold out. I said, "What else
do you want to do?" She said:

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"Let's go to a cemetery
and do it on somebody's grave."

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Like, a random person
or somebody she knew?

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What difference does it make?

85
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Well, if it's her father's grave
and they didn't get along...

86
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...then you know she holds a grudge.

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The only issue is that
everybody has their own thing.

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As long as it's two consenting adults,
I don't see the harm.

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What if it's one consenting adult
and one who pretends to consent...

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...because he's afraid of being alone?

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Well, then I guess bring a blanket.
The grass gets damp at night.

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I don't know, guys.
Maybe this relationship isn't for me.

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Maybe I should break up with her.

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Heh. Right. You're gonna break up with a girl
who has sex with you. You believe this guy?

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I think if Raj wants to break up
with a girl, he can do it.

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- How are you saying that with a straight face?
- I don't know.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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You guys are being jerks.

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Buddy, other than Jenny Craig...

100
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...you've never broken up
with a girl in your life.

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You're one to talk.

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Complaining about Stuart living here
the past year.

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- Don't see you showing him the door.
- Not the same. Emily's a person.

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Stuart's more like an infestation.
Something you spray for.

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Baloney, okay? You two are as afraid
of hurting someone's feelings as I am.

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That's not true.
We were just laughing right in your face.

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- Thanks for cooking.
- My pleasure.

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- That carrot was delicious.
- Yeah.

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I wish I'd fought harder for the rest of them.

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Still haven't heard from her?

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No, and I'm confused.

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It's been nearly 24 hours.

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Amy should have figured out
she's wrong by now.

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I don't think she's wrong
about you going too slow in the relationship.

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Too slow?

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Yeah, you haven't even slept together.

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That's right. It's called foreplay.

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And I could make the case that you two
aren't moving forward in your relationship.

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Uh, hello?

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Hello.

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No, Sheldon, we're getting married.

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You've been engaged for over a year.
You don't even have a wedding date.

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Well, we will. We're just not in a rush.

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Okay.

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We're gonna set a date.

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Okay, if you say so.

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- Things are good right now.
- Really good.

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- Focusing on my job.
- Been busy with our paper.

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- Yeah, we'll pick a date when we pick a date.
- Yeah.

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Okay.

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- You know, I can see why Amy's mad at you.
- Yeah, shut up, Sheldon.

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Did you eat all my yogurt?

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The one that makes ladies do the thing
ladies pretend they don't even though they do?

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You know which yogurt I mean.

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I didn't touch it. Must've been Stuart.

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Maybe Raj is right. Maybe it's time
we tell him he needs to move.

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We should've done it months ago.

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I know, but his store was reopening...

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...and then there were the holidays,
and then he was sick.

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Yeah, right. Sick.

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Look, he didn't have jaundice.
He just looks like that.

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All right, tonight's the night.

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Agreed. When he gets home,
I'm dropping the hammer.

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I like when you take charge.

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I'm not taking charge.
You're the hammer.

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So why haven't we picked a date?

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- You know why.
- Of course I know why. But just for fun, why?

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Not in a rush, busy with work...

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- Things are good right now.
- Really good.

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00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,840
- You still want to get married, right?
- Oh, my God, yes. Why would you even ask?

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Don't know.
Because we don't have a date?

152
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- You want a date, pick a date.
- It's not just the date.

153
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We haven't talked
about anything.

154
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Big wedding, small wedding,
indoor, outdoor.

155
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Outdoor? Ugh.

156
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I can RSVP no right now.

157
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Okay, indoor it is. Big or small?

158
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- Is your dad paying?
- I doubt it.

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Okay, two friends each.

160
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- All right, I want it in a church.
- Fine. I want black tie.

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- Fine. I want to release butterflies.
- Seriously? Airborne worms?

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Okay, well, then it's settled. Small indoor
church wedding, black tie, no butterflies.

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- Sounds perfect.
- Great.

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Still didn't pick a date.

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- Stay out of it.
- Shut up.

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EMILY: It's a beautiful night.
- Oh, yes.

167
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We've got the moon
and the trees and...

168
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,164
...Elizabeth McNulty, who...

169
00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,409
...apparently died
when she was the same age I am.

170
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,243
Makes you feel alive, doesn't it?

171
00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:13,730
So does enjoying a meal
at a well-lit restaurant, but here we are.

172
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,365
You aren't scared, are you?

173
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,843
Of ghosts, no.

174
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,407
Of you, a little bit.

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I'm sorry I've upset you.

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- I shouldn't have asked so many questions.
- No, it's okay.

177
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,923
Yeah, maybe it's good
you got us talking about this stuff.

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Well, look at that.

179
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,127
Even when I'm causing problems,
I make the world a better place.

180
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:43,162
Hey. Next, why don't we tackle
your penchant for whining...

181
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,761
...and Penny's love of the ol' glug-glug?

182
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,169
Sheldon, I think we're good for now.

183
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,969
Very well. So does this mean
you'll finally pick a wedding date?

184
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,088
Ugh. Here we go again.

185
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,607
Why is everyone so concerned
with us setting a date?

186
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We're committed to each other. We're happy.
A ceremony isn't gonna change anything.

187
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,963
So you're never getting married?

188
00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,762
It's his whining, isn't it?

189
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,290
Sheldon, I'm not a whiner.

190
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,802
It's amusing that he doesn't hear it.

191
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,203
Look, all she's saying is, we are in love.

192
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,607
It doesn't matter
if we get married tomorrow...

193
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,922
...or a year from now or 50 years from now.

194
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,561
Ew. Fifty? We'll be old and gross.

195
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,322
Yeah, but we'll be old and gross together.

196
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,009
My aunt and uncle were married 63 years.

197
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,005
Towards the end
it was like watching cheese melt.

198
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,723
Um, I'm free tonight.

199
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,209
Are you saying you wanna get married?

200
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,847
Vegas isn't that far away.

201
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,846
- I'm in. Let's do it.
- Eee-ah.

202
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,684
After all these years.

203
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,881
- I'm really happy for the two of you.
- Thank you.

204
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,890
Now get out of my spot.

205
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,042
Bernie, Stuart just pulled up.

206
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,051
So remember, the key is to be firm.

207
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,566
- Show no weakness.
- Right.

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00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,211
Good luck.

209
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,042
Howard Joel Wolowitz, you get back here.

210
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,168
I never should have told you
my middle name.

211
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STUART: Hey, guys.
- Hey.

212
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,006
You got a minute?

213
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,441
Sure. Let me just
put this stuff in the fridge.

214
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,807
I felt bad finishing your yogurt.
I bought more.

215
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,883
Howard, your favorite fruit
is in season.

216
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,561
Crunch Berries.

217
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,521
- Don't let that sway you.
- It's hard not to.

218
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,371
They taste so much better
than real berries.

219
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,240
What's up?

220
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,767
So we need to talk.

221
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,811
You okay?

222
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,287
I think we should talk.

223
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,365
Is everything okay?

224
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:21,007
- Well, you've been living here a while now.
- I know.

225
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,409
I may sell comic books at work,
but the real superheroes...

226
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,921
...are sitting right in front of me.

227
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,890
Yeah.

228
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,401
His middle name is David. Go.

229
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,244
Look, I care about you a lot...

230
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,124
...but we are very different people.

231
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,125
Are you breaking up with me?

232
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,604
No, no, I'm just pointing out
that you're dark on the inside...

233
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,042
...and I'm dark on the outside.

234
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,768
So anyway, what I'm trying to say is...

235
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[PHONE RINGING]

236
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,884
- You need to take that?
- It's my dad.

237
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,486
Probably calling to wish me
a happy birthday.

238
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,764
I'll call him back.

239
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,641
You were saying?

240
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,643
Look, Raj, be honest with me.

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If you want to end things, do it.
Don't expect me to do it for you.

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End things? I'm trying
to tell you that I love you.

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HOWARD & BERNADETTE [SINGING]:
<i>Happy birthday to you</i>

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Wow, there's a Denny's in Vegas
you can actually get married in.

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Doesn't sound very romantic.

246
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,604
- Yeah, but we could get heart-shaped pancakes.
- Heh, heh.

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00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,003
- I'm sure we'll find a decent chapel.
- Yeah. Ahem.

248
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,841
- This is crazy.
- I know.

249
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,010
You think people are gonna be mad?

250
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,680
Maybe. But this isn't
about them, it's about us.

251
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It is.

252
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It is about us.

253
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,844
And you know what the best part is?
We took our time.

254
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We met.
We were friends for a couple years.

255
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,282
Then we got together.
Then we got untogether.

256
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Then we worked out all our problems,
and now we know everything about each other.

257
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We can just go forward
with no surprises and no regrets.

258
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,567
Right. No surprises.

259
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And no regrets.

260
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,686
Well, there is...

261
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,524
...one thing...

262
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,690
- ...I feel I should tell you.
- What?

263
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,565
You know, so we can go into this
with no secrets between us.

264
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,324
What?

265
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,644
Remember a couple years back...

266
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,446
...when I was on that research ship
in the North Sea?

267
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,883
- Yeah?
- Okay, well, there was a lot of...

268
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,048
...drinking and craziness going on.

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- You told me.
- Okay. Um...

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Well, there was this girl.

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- What did you do?
- Nothing.

272
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,921
Really, it was just kissing.

273
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,850
- And then what?
- And then nothing.

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00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,442
I stopped it.

275
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,647
But...

276
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...it still bothers me, and...

277
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,850
...I wanted you to know.

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00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,641
[SIGHS]

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00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,325
All right.

280
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,361
- Did you ever do anything like this...?
- Nope. Never.

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LEONARD:
That's too bad.

282
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,443
- Can I ask you a question?
- Hm.

283
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,642
Why are you telling me this now?

284
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,207
Like I said,
we're about to get married...

285
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:45,001
...and I want a clean slate. No secrets.

286
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,925
Really? To me, it seems like
we're about to get married...

287
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,003
...and you're trying to sabotage it.

288
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,642
- Would you rather I didn't tell you?
- No, I don't want secrets between us.

289
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,087
Now I'm confused.
What am I supposed to do?

290
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,766
Keep your mouth off other women.

291
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,127
I can do that.

292
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,484
From now on, this mouth...

293
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,483
...you and food. That's it.

294
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,051
[PENNY SIGHS]

295
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,081
Okay.

296
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,007
Yeah?

297
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,408
Look, I'm not happy this happened...

298
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,366
...but I think I can get past it.
We weren't engaged at the time, and it...

299
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,125
- ...was just kissing.
- Right.

300
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,650
Just kissing.

301
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,446
It wasn't even very good.
She was a smoker.

302
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,564
- I'd just been seasick...
- Okay, that's enough. Stop talking.

303
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,090
So...

304
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,522
...we're still getting married?

305
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,687
Yes.

306
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,131
Because we love each other.

307
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,847
Yes.

308
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,171
And it's the happiest day of our lives.

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00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,125
Don't push it.

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[PHONE LINE RINGING]

311
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,208
<i>- Hello.</i>
- Hello.

312
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,200
Listen, I've been thinking
a lot about relationships...

313
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,567
...and how difficult they can be.

314
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,531
- And I think...
<i>- I've been thinking about them too, Sheldon.</i>

315
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,366
<i>Being your girlfriend is so challenging.</i>

316
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,607
<i>Emotionally.</i>

317
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,725
<i>Physically.</i>

318
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,083
<i>I've been incredibly patient for years.</i>

319
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,210
Strongly disagree. Go on.

320
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,248
<i>Okay, well...</i>

321
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,091
<i>...this isn't easy to say, because...</i>

322
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,402
...I <i>love you, but...</i>

323
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,330
<i>...I need some time...</i>

324
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:45,411
...to <i>take a step back</i>
<i>and reevaluate our situation.</i>

325
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,401
Oh.

326
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,841
<i>I hope you understand.</i>

327
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,927
Okay.

328
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,410
<i>Bye, Sheldon.</i>

329
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,649
Well, Gollum...

330
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,440
...you're an expert on rings.

331
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,807
What do I do with this one?

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