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Why are you up?
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How am I supposed to sleep?
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I've been married less than 24 hours
and my wife isn't speaking to me.
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Perhaps you could think of this
in a more positive light.
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In one day, you've managed to do
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what it takes many couples
decades to achieve.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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You couldn't sleep either?
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Of course not.
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Me neither.
But I just had a tickle in my throat.
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Not profound marital problems.
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- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
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Please tell me how I can fix it.
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I'm glad you asked.
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As I see it, there's a simple solution.
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Your lips had a dalliance
with the lips of another woman.
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It seems only logical that
to restore balance to the relationship,
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you should find another man
and dally with him.
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And by dally, I mean some hardcore
mouth-on-mouth action.
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Okay, that is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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I actually think he's onto something.
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What? You can't be serious.
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Just 'cause I messed up
and made out with a girl,
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you're gonna do the same
with a random guy?
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I'm currently single.
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That's true. You are.
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What is happening?
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I will tell you what is happening.
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I am saving my best friend's marriage.
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(GASPS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(VIDEO CALL RINGING)
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Sheldon, I don't think you understand
how being broken up works.
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The only way I can sort
through my feelings
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is if there is space between us.
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Every time I see you,
it re-traumatizes me.
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I go through the pain all over again.
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Well, hello to you, too.
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What do you want?
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I understand we're no longer a couple,
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but I would like to remind you
that we made a baby together.
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What baby?
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A precocious little Internet show
known as Fun with Flags.
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I'm hanging up.
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Yeah, great.
See you in about half an hour.
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Sheldon, I am not doing
Fun With Flags with you.
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- Why not?
- Because we're broken up.
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Sonny and Cher made it work.
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Their variety show kept going
long after the divorce,
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and here we are still talking about them.
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No one's talking about Sonny and Cher.
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You must be thinking
about Donny and Marie,
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'cause you and I are clearly
talking about Sonny and Cher.
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Sheldon, this has to stop.
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I know it's hard. It's hard for me, too.
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But I've seen and talked to you more
in the two days we've been broken up
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than in the last two months
that we were together.
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Well, if you wanna see less of me,
maybe we should go out again.
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Can't believe you made out
with Mandy Chow.
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Oh, trust me, I wish it never happened.
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And you knew about this this whole time?
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- I did.
- And you didn't think to tell me?
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Leonard asked me to keep it to myself.
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Let's leave Leonard out of this
for the moment.
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This is about you and me.
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How is my day-old marriage falling apart
becoming about you two?
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Hang on. What do I need to do
to make you trust me?
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You think it's hard having one wife,
try having two.
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You know, I bet you told Bernadette
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all about how he was screwing around
with Mandy Chow.
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We didn't screw around.
We just got drunk and made out.
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Whatever. It would've been nice
to hear it from you.
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What are you doing here?
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I am here to return your belongings.
That's what people who've broken up do.
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And you didn't do your compulsive
knocking ritual so I would open the door.
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On the contrary, you no longer get
to enjoy my charming eccentricities.
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We're not friends with benefits.
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- Just give me the box.
- Yeah, wait, wait.
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Don't you wanna go through it
to make sure I haven't forgotten anything?
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Fine.
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My old scarf.
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Yeah. You wore it the night
we went ice skating. Remember?
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You mean the night that I went ice skating
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and you stood at the rail
googling the symptoms of hypothermia.
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We made one heck of a team, huh?
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Whose bra is this?
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It's not yours?
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Oh, my!
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Well, how embarrassing for both of us.
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- It's Penny's.
- Hey, you broke up with me.
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It is none of your business
whose naked bosom
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I'm smooshing around like pizza dough.
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Goodbye.
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Amy. Amy. Amy.
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(SIGHS)
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Tables work, too. Good to know.
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Ooh, brownies for girls' night.
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Hands off, I'm mad at you.
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Look, I know it's a lot of money,
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but the guy at the store said in
five to seven years, it'll pay for itself.
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What will pay for itself?
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Doesn't matter. What are you mad about?
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I'm mad at you for blabbing to me
what Leonard did on the North Sea
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and I'm mad that I've had to hide this
from Penny for two years.
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And you have every right
to be mad about those things. So...
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Why don't you let me handle
the credit card bill this month, huh?
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I mean, don't even look at it.
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I mean, if Penny finds out I've known
all this time and haven't told her,
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she's gonna think I'm a terrible friend.
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I wish you never told me.
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And I wish Leonard never told me.
He's the bad guy here!
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I guess that's true.
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And you let Penny marry him. (SCOFFS)
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Compared to that, who cares
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if I bought a George Clooney
limited edition manscaping kit?
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Hi, I'm calling about
your marriage counseling services
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and was curious what your rate is.
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Really?
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Um, okay, is there any kind of discount
for length of marriage?
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We're just talking hours here.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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- Hi.
- Call you back.
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Hey.
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Can we talk?
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I would love that.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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All right.
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Look, I'm sorry I said I was okay
with everything before we got married.
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I hate that we're going through this,
but I don't know what to do.
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If you don't mind waiting for a Groupon,
we can try marriage counseling.
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- Hello.
- Hey, buddy, can we have some privacy?
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Oh, of course. Wouldn't want to intrude.
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- So--
- This is yours.
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Okay. When I'm done with him,
I'm gonna need more information.
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Yeah. It's nothing odd.
I just wanted to rub Amy's nose in it.
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Okay, look, I might be overreacting,
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but how am I supposed
to get past this when I know tomorrow
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you're gonna go to work
and see this woman?
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Now, forgive me for eavesdropping,
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but as I see it,
there's a simple solution.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up!
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Bring Penny to meet Mandy.
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What? Why?
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Well, right now
Penny's imagination's running wild,
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but if they meet, that will eliminate
the mystery and alleviate her fears.
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Like when that Sparkletts guy
let me look under his eye patch.
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First of all, you made that guy cry.
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And we learned that you don't need
an eyeball to do that.
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Secondly, I can't think of a more horrible
idea than Penny meeting Mandy.
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Really? Why is that?
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What? You actually wanna meet her?
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No, but now that you're being weird
about it, maybe I should.
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Well, I'm not being weird.
Am I being weird?
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Yes.
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And that's coming from me.
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Fine, you wanna meet her?
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No, I just wanna know that when you're
at work, there's nothing going on.
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How many times do I have to tell you?
I have no interest in this woman.
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Yeah, well, maybe she has interest in you.
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What, in Leonard? Even the Sparkletts guy
could see that's unlikely.
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(SIGHING) I guess my big problem is
I never saw Leonard as the kind of guy
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who would do something like this.
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Anybody can make a mistake
in a weak moment.
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(SIGHS) What do you think?
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I... I don't know what to think.
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But then again, I just found out about it.
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You know, I fell in love with Leonard
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because he wasn't anything like
the guys I was used to dating.
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I mean, I knew those guys
weren't above cheating,
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because that's usually how we met.
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Come on, you know Leonard's not like that.
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No, I wanna believe you. I really do.
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Am I being naive?
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I don't know.
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This is all so new to me.
I'm still processing.
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You know, he never would've done this
when we first met. He's cockier now.
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That's because you made him
more confident.
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You know, if you think about it,
without you,
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he never would've grown
into the person he is now.
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I mean, sure, more women might notice him,
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but I think it's better to have a guy
be with you because he wants to be,
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and not because he thinks
he doesn't have any other choice.
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Never thought about it like that.
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Me neither. Not until just now.
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Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper,
and welcome to:
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(SHELDON READING)
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You may notice
that I'm holding a remote control.
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That's because my cameraperson
and co-host, Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler,
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has chosen to end
her relationship with me.
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I'm going to pause here
to let that sink in.
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Okay.
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If you need to pause a little longer,
just click the pause button.
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But the show must go on.
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And thankfully, all of the things
my girlfriend used to do
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can be taken care of with my right hand.
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Anyway, let's not spend any more time
talking about her.
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We're here to talk about flags.
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Tonight's theme: flags of countries
that have been torn apart
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and the women I have a feeling
were responsible.
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You guys have any idea how much it costs
to see a marriage counselor?
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$250 an hour. Why?
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How do you know?
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Bernadette and I have occasionally
gone to one to,
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you know, stay on top of things.
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And I'm just hearing about this now?
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Dude, just because we're best friends
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doesn't mean that I have to tell you
everything that goes on.
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You don't have to, you should want to.
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Oh, great. There's Mandy.
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Why are marine biologists always so cute?
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I don't know.
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But I'd like to get lost
in her Bermuda Triangle.
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It's not helpful.
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Then I won't say I'd like to cover
three-quarters of her surface area.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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- Are we done?
- Not yet, this is fun.
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Ooh, I know. I'd let her free my Willy.
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Where are you going?
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I'm gonna ask her
if she'd be willing to talk to Penny
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and tell her she has nothing
to worry about.
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- No, Leonard, wait.
- What?
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I'd like to SpongeBob her SquarePants.
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Now we are done. (LAUGHING)
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- Hey.
- Hi, Leonard. What's up?
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Do you mind if I sit?
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Sure.
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So, um, I've been thinking a lot
about you and me and... The boat.
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- What about it?
- You know,
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what we did when we were drunk.
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Oh, no! Did I sleep with you, too?
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Nope, we just made out.
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Oh! Well, good for me.
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So, what can I do for you?
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Uh, okay, well, I got married recently.
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Oh, congratulations!
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To Sheldon?
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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Never gets old.
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No, no, to a girl.
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Anyway, I told her what happened
between you and me
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and she's concerned about us
seeing each other at work.
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It was just a kiss.
Why would you even tell her?
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'Cause I didn't want there
to be any secrets between us.
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Is that really the reason?
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What else would it be?
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I don't know. Sounds like you're trying
to sabotage the relationship.
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No, I don't think so.
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Although, Penny did say exactly that.
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Okay. Well, that's something
to think about.
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You know, on some level,
I've always believed
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that I don't deserve a woman like her.
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Oh, you're gonna think
about that right here?
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I mean, she's really beautiful.
She can have any guy she wants.
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Which is probably why it took her
so many years to tell me she loved me.
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Maybe you should talk
to a therapist about this.
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Too expensive.
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You'd think I'd be used
to women withholding their love.
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I mean, my mother did.
I mean, no matter how hard I tried,
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she just didn't have any interest in me.
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Imagine that.
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I wonder if that's why I have such
a dysfunctional relationship with Sheldon.
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I had a dream the other night
that I was in a cave
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and I was nursing a baby.
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But the baby had Sheldon's head on it.
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And your wife is worried about me?
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RAJ: Hey, Leonard!
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When you're done,
we came up with a bunch more.
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And then the Czech Republic says
to Slovakia,
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"I don't think you understand
how being broken up works!"
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Can you believe that?
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You'd think that the Czech Republic
would try to hold on to what it had
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given that it's not
as young as it used to be.
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And I don't see any other countries
lining up to invade its southern borders.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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But enough about the Czech Republic.
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Let's talk about the time Moldova made
Romania a birthday cake.
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And Romania said it tasted good
even though it didn't.
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And yet, Romania gets dumped.
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I'll pause here
while you mull that one over.
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I know, right?
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So? You said you had something to tell me.
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Okay. Yeah. Um,
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do you remember when you accused me
of trying to sabotage our wedding?
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Uh-huh.
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I've been thinking about it
and you might be right.
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But... The good news is
that I'm pretty sure I know why.
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I'm listening.
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Penny, after all these years, I still
feel like maybe I don't deserve you.
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Okay, that is the lamest excuse
you could've possibly come up with.
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But I get it.
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You do?
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Yeah. You know, sometimes I worry
you're gonna wake up
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and leave me for someone more like you.
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I don't even understand
why you're with someone like me.
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Why would I wanna be with someone like me?
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You know what I mean.
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And, you know, maybe the way I've been
reacting was me sabotaging this, too.
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(SIGHS) Well, how about we stop
being so scared
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of losing each other and just be together?
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- That sounds nice.
- (SIGHS) Good.
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Mmm. (CHUCKLES)
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'Cause
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I've loved you since the moment we met,
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and I will keep loving you
until the end of time.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God, that is the most beautiful
thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Yeah?
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That's because you're beautiful,
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and your beauty fills my heart
with love and song.
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It's getting kind of cheesy, Leonard.
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If you think that's cheesy, buckle up.
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Penny Hofstadter,
will you please stay married to me?
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Oh, damn it, you topped it.
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Shall we go to the bedroom
and make this marriage official?
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- Yes, please.
- Okay.
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Sheldon, I can't believe
you got us a wedding gift.
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I don't know why you're so surprised.
I watch movies. I see what people do.
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- What is this?
- Plane tickets and hotel reservations
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for a weekend away in San Francisco.
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- Wow!
- That's so great!
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Yeah, there's Fisherman's Wharf
and Alcatraz and cable cars.
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We're gonna have so much fun.
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
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- We?
- Is there a problem?
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Oh, no, no. I just, I said, "Whee!"
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How dare you go on the Internet
and say mean things about me,
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and compare my genitalia
to a part of Czechoslovakia?
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You saw through that one, did ya?
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I don't know what you were thinking,
but take the video down now!
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She watched it.
I'm gonna get that girl back.
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AMY: I only watched it because you
e-mailed it to me with the subject line
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"this is gonna make you mad!"
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She was listening through the door.
She wants me.
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