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- Hey, ready for lunch?
- Oh, one sec.
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Is that the prototype drive system
for the high-G rover?
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No, Bernadette got me a Fitbit
so she can track how much I'm exercising.
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That'll teach her
to care about your health.
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Yeah, I can't wait to see
the look on her face when I die young.
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(CHUCKLES)
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When was the last actual exercise you got?
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The other day, when she tried to
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put that Fitbit on me,
and I ran away from her.
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According to a recent study,
simply thinking about exercise,
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even while sitting still,
can have physical benefits.
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For all you know,
I could be exercising right now.
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- Are you?
- Nah, I'll do it tomorrow.
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It wouldn't be the worst thing
if we were more active.
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Well, you make an excellent point.
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Ooh! I think I'm getting a runner's high.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Look at all these activities
the university has.
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Rock climbing club, archery,
flag football...
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Had me at "flag", lost me at "football".
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You know, I think it's great
you guys want to get more exercise,
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but do you really think sports
is the right choice for you?
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What are you saying?
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We're not coordinated enough
to play sports?
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(CLEARS THROAT) Okay, Leonard, sweetheart,
you twisted your ankle playing Scrabble.
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(SIGHS) I got a triple-word score
with a double letter Q.
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If that's not a time to bust out
the Scrabble dance,
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what's the point of having one?
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Hey, Barry Kripke started a fencing club.
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Interesting. Sword fighting does hold
a certain elegant appeal.
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And I would imagine it meets
many of our personal criteria for a sport.
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- It's indoors, so no sunscreen.
- Mmm.
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No throwing, no catching, no running.
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No gym shorts that can be yanked down.
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Or worse, up.
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Preach.
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And as an added bonus,
the word "touché" comes from fencing.
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It'd be our only opportunity to use it
in a non-metaphorical sense.
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What about a game of tag
on a French schoolyard?
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Ah, touché.
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- Thanks for coming by.
- Sure. So, how can we help?
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Well, I know more women
are buying comics than ever,
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but for some reason,
I can't get them in here.
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All right, well,
what have you tried so far?
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Uh, I've been stocking
more female-oriented titles.
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In the bathroom, I folded the end
of the toilet paper into a triangle.
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And you are now sitting
in the official breast-feeding area.
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Really, in a comic book store?
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Oh, don't worry.
I've got a camera right up here
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so I could watch from the counter,
make sure guys aren't being pervs.
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Anyway, so, what do I got to do to,
to get you in the door?
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Well, for starters, you might wanna
rethink some of this artwork.
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I mean, this woman's actually on a leash
like a dog.
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Well, you don't know the backstory.
Maybe she kept jumping up on the couch.
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I feel cool.
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Like Puss in Boots.
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I always wanted to be a swashbuckler
when I was a kid.
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Technically, "swashbuckler"
is a combination of two terms.
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"Swash", referring to
the sound of the sword... Swash...
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And then "buckler", meaning a small
shield, which you don't have.
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We can still be swashers.
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Well said, Puss.
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Gentlemen. Welcome to the Fencing Club.
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Before we start, I just wanna warn you,
fencing isn't a joke.
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I hope you're not here because you think
it's going to be like Star Wars.
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That's not why we're here.
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Yeah, I'm here because I think
it's gonna be like Game of Thrones.
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- Maybe a little Princess Bride.
- Ooh! I forgot about Princess Bride.
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That's my answer.
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Well, sorry to disappoint you,
but fencing is a serious sport.
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If you're not willing
to put in the effort,
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you might as well just leave now.
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We're not afraid of physical activity.
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Yeah, I already ran 18 miles today.
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All right,
let's begin with some fundamentals.
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This is the en garde position,
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feet are in a L, heels in a straight line,
elbow's about a fist from the rib cage.
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- Notice my dominant leg faces forward.
- Oh, dear.
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(SIGHS) What's wrong, Cooper?
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Yeah, well,
I'm not sure I have a dominant leg.
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They're both pretty submissive.
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When you're in a public restroom,
which foot do you flush the toilet with?
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Right, always right.
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He's a righty.
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Okay, show me en garde.
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Good. Knees bent, slightly over the toe.
Non-sword hand up for balance.
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(GRUNTS) I am going to feel this tomorrow.
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Okay, the first move is called an advance.
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You move your front foot forward,
heel to toe.
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Back foot follows.
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So, front foot forward, heel to toe,
back foot follows.
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Now you try. Advance.
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And advance.
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And advance.
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This is easy, I didn't need to wear a cup.
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Good. This next move is called a retreat.
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Step back. Back foot first, toe to heel,
front foot follows.
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- On three--
- Excuse me, Barry?
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- Yes.
- When can I stab one of my friends?
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In fencing, we don't call it a stab,
we call it a touch.
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Yes, I'm aware, but if I say
I wanna touch one of my friends,
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I'll get called into Human Resources.
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Okay, on three,
Cooper and Koothrappali advance,
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the other two retreat. One, two, three.
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Very good. Switch it up. One, two, three.
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Switch again. One, two, three.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Excuse me.
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Can I call you back?
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No, I'm teaching a class.
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Yeah.
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Okay, okay, yeah.
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Okay, thanks.
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And one, two, three.
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Have you thought about
advertising directly to females?
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Hmm. Okay. Well, all right.
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What if I put up a sign in the window
that said,
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"Women, come in. Don't be afraid."
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Hey, have you read the online reviews
for this place?
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The Internet's so negative.
I try to avoid it.
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All right, well, Heather H says,
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"The owner stared at me the whole time
and didn't blink once."
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Kelly M says, "The creepy guy who runs it
asked me out,
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"then called himself stupid
before I could say no."
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Jessica K says, "I told the weird owner
that I liked his shirt.
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"He took it off and gave it to me."
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See? Negative.
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With your foil extended,
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kick your front leg up
and push off with your back leg.
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Now you try.
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And again.
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And again.
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Look at us, we're like The Rockettes.
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SHELDON: En garde, Leonard.
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Prepare yourself for a rigorous touching.
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(FENCES CLASHING)
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HOWARD: My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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RAJ: My name is Inigo Montoya.
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You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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HOWARD: I thought you were Puss in Boots.
RAJ: Oh, yeah, right, sorry.
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My name is Puss in Boots.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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I'm looking forward to him
teaching us glove-slapping.
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What?
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You know, when my honor is insulted,
and I need to challenge someone
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to a duel by slapping them across the face
with my glove.
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When was your honor insulted?
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My last physical.
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Again, that doctor
didn't insult your honor,
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he just checked your prostate.
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RAJ: My name is Little Orphan Annie.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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HOWARD: My name is Darth Vader.
I am your father. Prepare to die.
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SHELDON: This is fun.
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LEONARD: Well, good.
It's nice to see your mind off Amy.
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What's going on with Amy?
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SHELDON: Not that it's any of your
business, but she broke up with me.
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Really? Good to know.
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SHELDON: "Good to know"?
What's that supposed to mean?
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Oh, I hate to say it,
but it sounds like he's interested in her.
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Well, that's unacceptable.
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Buddy, I get that you don't like it,
but it's not really up to you.
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Yeah, well, but he's dumb
and his face is dumb.
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Look, even if it's not him,
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Amy's probably gonna date someone
at some point.
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- You really think so?
- Of course. She deserves to be happy.
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How dare you.
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Listen, I should warn you that maybe
asking Amy out isn't a good idea.
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Barry, a word.
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And now the crazy version
of what I just said.
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If you intend to pursue Amy,
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you leave me with no choice
but to put a stop to it.
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And how are you gonna do that?
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By challenging you to a duel.
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You've had one lesson. I'll destroy you.
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That is why the duel will take place
at high noon,
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three years from today.
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If you're worth your salt
as an instructor,
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I should be ready by then.
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Yeah, and be warned,
I'm going to touch you all over.
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Wow! That was crazier than I thought.
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All right, I'm not saying it's true,
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but let's, let's consider for a moment
that possibly I'm the problem.
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- Yeah.
- You are.
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You can say it.
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Fine. But I mean, what can I do?
I get so nervous around women.
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Well, you're talking to us now.
I mean, you don't seem nervous.
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Well, that's 'cause I'm doing that trick
where you imagine the audience is naked.
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By the way, thumbs up, ladies.
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Do you not hear how creepy that sounds?
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(CHUCKLES) It was a joke.
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Was it?
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Nah, I'm still doing it.
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Okay, don't be offended,
but what went wrong with you?
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I guess I assumed at this point
in my life,
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I would be married or in a relationship,
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or even have a pet that didn't run away
or kill itself.
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That really happened?
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I mean, I can't say for sure, but I swear
that rabbit looked me right in the eye
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before it hopped in front of that car.
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Anyway, the longer I'm alone,
the more desperate I get.
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Stuart, believe it or not, I understand.
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You know, before I met Sheldon,
I was alone for a really long time.
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I was so desperate for people to like me,
when I met these guys,
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it took everything in my power
to hide my insecurity.
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Okay, we're all feeling it.
Yes, I'll go out with you.
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Suddenly, the rabbit thing makes sense.
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I'm surprised you wanted to go
to a sports bar, Sheldon.
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Look at this blister.
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Like it or not, we're athletes now.
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Besides, a bar is where I belong.
I'm having female problems.
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If you're cranky and retaining water,
I have a theory.
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Sheldon, instead of focusing on
Amy dating other guys,
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maybe you should start thinking about
dating another girl.
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That's ridiculous.
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00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:23,387
Why? You never thought you'd end up
in a relationship, and then you met Amy.
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Maybe there's someone else out there
for you.
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00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:28,809
True. But Penny's married,
and so is Bernadette.
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And your girlfriend has red hair
and white skin,
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which really rubs up
against my clown phobia.
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Maybe you should consider women
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who aren't in serious relationships
with your closest friends.
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There's that prostate doctor,
but I'm still mad at her.
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Oh, there's a woman.
I'll make her my girlfriend.
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Whoa!
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Walking up to a strange woman in a bar
usually doesn't work.
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You're forgetting something.
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Ladies love jocks.
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- How many sips of that beer did he have?
- Three.
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Oh, boy.
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Excuse me.
I'm recovering from a recent break-up.
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Now, I'm told asking out another woman
might make me feel better.
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And as Ash Ketchem said to Pikachu,
"I choose you."
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What?
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It's a Pokémon reference.
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I don't know what that means.
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Well, we gave it a shot.
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How about you?
237
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I'm married. And I'm her grandmother.
238
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,418
Ah, what might have been.
239
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:41,423
And you, give my regards
to Barnum and Bailey.
240
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,389
Stuart took that rejection like a pro.
241
00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,641
Well, he knew he was on the breast cam.
242
00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:55,521
I don't have much experience
turning men down.
243
00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:57,147
It wasn't so much fun.
244
00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:58,774
Um, you get used to it.
245
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Some guys you have to turn down
over and over.
246
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And sometimes we marry them anyway.
247
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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
248
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Huh!
249
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,619
- Well, this is weird.
- What?
250
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,664
- Barry Kripke just asked me out.
- (GASPS)
251
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,667
Oh! Look at you, two guys in one day.
252
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,670
I told you things would change
if you plucked your eyebrows.
253
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,757
What did he say?
254
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:28,971
"Hi, how are you? I was wondering if you'd
like to get a drink after work sometime."
255
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,681
Well, what are you gonna do?
256
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,558
I don't know.
257
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,519
I guess I assumed that
I would eventually date other people,
258
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,730
but this is happening so fast.
259
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,356
What can it hurt?
260
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,319
Well, I was hoping the next person I dated
would be a little less like Sheldon.
261
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:44,945
You mean not a scientist?
262
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,822
I think she means not a weirdo.
263
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:49,867
Are you attracted to him?
264
00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:52,036
I don't know.
265
00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,872
All right, well, what happens
if you imagine him naked?
266
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:56,165
Oh, I don't have to imagine it.
267
00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:57,666
(GASPS)
268
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I smell funny.
269
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,802
I taste salty.
270
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,222
You're just sweaty from exercise.
271
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,308
I'm kind of delicious.
272
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,313
I wonder how many licks it would take
to get to the center of me.
273
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,735
I know it only takes one doctor's finger.
274
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,366
- Hello.
- Hello.
275
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,577
- We should let you guys talk.
- Yeah.
276
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,330
- You don't have to leave.
- But look at me go.
277
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,210
- Bernadette, you're my ride.
- Walk!
278
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,883
How've you been?
279
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,010
I'm doing all right.
280
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,221
I tried fencing today.
281
00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,349
- How'd that go?
- It was pretty easy.
282
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,269
And I think my background
in mathletics helped.
283
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:02,856
Barry Kripke was there.
284
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:06,944
I should let you know that he expressed
interest in asking you out.
285
00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:10,322
Actually, he already did.
286
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,951
Okay. But don't get too attached to him.
287
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,870
In two years, 364 days, he's a dead man.
288
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:21,834
I said no.
289
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,293
Interesting.
290
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:26,171
I asked two women out today,
and they both said no.
291
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,801
I didn't know
you were interested in dating.
292
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,345
I've been told it's a good way to move on.
293
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:36,306
Oh!
294
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,308
Okay.
295
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:45,691
Anyway, um, it's nice to see you.
You look good.
296
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,527
Thanks, and I taste good, too.
297
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,037
Howie?
298
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,373
What's up?
299
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:06,503
Why does your Fitbit say
you ran a 174 miles yesterday?
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