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(STAR WARS THEME
MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Guys, tickets already went on sale!
- What?
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They're not supposed to be available yet.
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I don't know what to tell you,
but they're on sale!
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(STAMMERS) Wait. Are you sure
they're Star Wars tickets?
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No, it's Steel Magnolias 2: Even Steelier.
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The website's frozen. I can't get in!
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- LEONARD: Yeah, me, too.
- Same here.
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- Guys, they're gonna sell out!
- What are we gonna do?
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All right, this goes
against everything I stand for,
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but desperate times
call for desperate measures.
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Lord...
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This is Sheldon Cooper.
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You're good friends with my mom.
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I know I've spent my life
denying that you exist.
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- Got 'em!
- Yeah, and I will continue to do so!
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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I'm really happy
you and Amy are back together.
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Thank you.
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I'm also really happy,
but I can't pretend it's for you.
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New Star Wars in three days! (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, Thursday can't get here soon enough.
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I'm taking off work
to watch the original trilogy
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while I eat enough Star Wars
cereal to choke a Wookiee.
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Uh, sweetie, you do realize
Thursday is Amy's birthday.
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Yeah, and you do realize
I bought my ticket
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when Amy and I were broken up?
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I hope you didn't
need anything in that case,
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'cause it's closed.
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You guys just got back together.
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You might not want
to ditch her on her birthday.
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I think Penny has a point.
You can see it another day.
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But someone might spoil the movie.
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No, no one can spoil
Amy's birthday for me.
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Surprise! She's even older.
Who saw that coming?
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Aw! That's nice. Put that on her cake.
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Oh, great. This again.
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Arthur? What brings you back?
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Beats me. I just
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hope this isn't a sex dream.
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In the past, you've come to me
when I'm struggling with a dilemma.
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And... And the one time where...
Where you were afraid,
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and you needed me for...
For a night light.
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What's... What's troubling you?
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Well...
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My friends are telling me
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I shouldn't abandon my girlfriend
on her birthday
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to see the new Star Wars movie.
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Well, sounds right.
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Can... Can I get out of this mumu now?
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Those are the robes of the Jedi,
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the guardians of peace
and justice in the galaxy.
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And they... They...
They don't wear underwear.
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So, you agree with my friends
that I should skip the premiere?
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Do... Do you love this girl?
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Yes.
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But she knows
how important Star Wars is to me.
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Well, maybe you should show her how...
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How important she is to you.
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By seeing the movie she'd want me to see?
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Sheldon, you can see this movie
whenever you want.
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But you only have a limited number of days
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that you can be with this woman.
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Be with her.
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You're right.
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Great.
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Where are you going?
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I don't know,
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but, hopefully,
somewhere I can wear pants.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Sheldon, what's wrong?
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I wanted to let you know
I'll be spending your birthday with you.
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Okay.
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See, I had tickets
to the Star Wars premiere that night,
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but Professor Proton
came to me in a dream,
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dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi,
and convinced me I should be with you.
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Obi-what?
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I'll let you get back to sleep now.
Good night.
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Okay. Good night. Wait... Sheldon,
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were you actually not gonna
spend my birthday with me?
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(YAWNING) It's late. Got to go. Bye.
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Good for Sheldon deciding
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- to stay with Amy on her birthday.
- I know.
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It's still gonna be weird
to see the movie without him.
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Well, we could wait a couple of days
and see it together.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hello.
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Hey. We're going to the comic book store.
You want to come?
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No, I can't.
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I need to make preparations
for Amy's birthday.
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Which leads me
to the following bit of business.
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This is my ticket to Star Wars.
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I don't have to tell you
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it is worth far more
than its face value of $15.50.
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I trust you'll give it to someone worthy.
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You got it.
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Well, Penny might want to join us--
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This is my ticket to Star Wars.
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- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- SHELDON: Penny? Penny? Penny?
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What happens if I say, "Come in"?
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Well, find out.
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Come in!
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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SHELDON: Bernadette?
Bernadette? Bernadette?
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Come in!
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Keep it up. I got nowhere else to be.
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Just come in.
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For future reference,
if I want to watch Mean Girls,
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I'll stream it on Netflix.
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We're sorry. What do you need?
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Well, as you know,
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I'll be celebrating
Amy's birthday with her,
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and I could use your assistance
in helping me select the perfect gift.
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- Sure.
- Well, so far,
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I've come up with three ideas.
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The first is a chance for her
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to play the harp
with the LA Philharmonic.
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Wow. You can really arrange that?
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Well, I said a chance, you know.
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When you tell them it's your birthday
at Bennigan's, they make a fuss.
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I don't see why the Philharmonic
would be any different.
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How about
something a little more realistic?
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Well, Amy enjoys
knitting her own sweaters.
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So, I was thinking
of getting her an all-expense-paid trip
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to the Wisconsin Sheep & Wool Festival.
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Sorry. I was waiting for the "bazinga."
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Hold on. It could be romantic.
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The two of them away together,
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keeping each other warm
in snowy Wisconsin.
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No, no, no, no. She'd be going alone.
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But if you think I'm afraid of birds,
you should see me around sheep.
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Okay, well, what's the third option?
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That I have coitus with her.
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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What do you think about
giving Sheldon's ticket to Stuart?
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I don't know.
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Have you ever
seen a movie with Stuart before?
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It's like going with your grandpa.
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Instead of eating popcorn,
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he brings little pieces
of chicken in Tupperware
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and a thermos full of soup.
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He's not that bad.
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Hey, Stuart, got any plans Thursday night?
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My... My doctor's worried
about my circulation,
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so I was thinking about
walking around the mall.
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Why?
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- Well--
- Hey, you guys.
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Make sure to wear sensible shoes.
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Wil, want to go to Star Wars, Thursday?
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Absolutely.
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Fine. Take Wil.
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See if he brings you clam chowder.
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Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay...
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Let's... Let's...
Let's just recap our options.
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All right, we've got
harp thing, sheep thing...
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Wild thing.
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Which do you think she'd prefer?
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Because I checked
the Sheep and Wool Festival website,
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and there's only 8,000 tickets left.
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Okay. Sheldon, being physical with Amy
is a huge step for you.
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Yeah, are you ready for this?
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Intimacy in any form
has been challenging for me,
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but I'd like to show her
how important she is,
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and it feels like
now might be the right time.
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Sheldon, that's so beautiful.
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Then it's settled.
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Amy's birthday present
will be my genitals.
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Thanks for taking me out.
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Well, you're spending
your birthday with Sheldon.
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Why not celebrate early?
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So, where do you want to go?
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I heard that new Mexican place
on Greene Street is good.
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Sure, sure.
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Or we could take you to get a bikini wax.
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Why would I get a bikini wax
for my birthday?
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(STAMMERS) I don't know.
It was just a thought.
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I think I'll just stick to Mexican.
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Great.
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And then, maybe after,
we can watch a dirty movie,
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and if anybody has any questions
about what happened or how,
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we can answer them.
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Okay, what is going on?
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We just want you to be prepared
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for any surprises
that might happen tomorrow.
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What surprises?
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(EXHALES)
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We don't want to spoil anything,
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but you should know that
Sheldon said he's ready to be physical.
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You shut your damn mouth!
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You actually heard him say this?
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Yes. He said he wants to do something
to show you how much you mean to him.
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(EXHALES)
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I... I can't believe it. I...
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I don't know what to say.
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Well, we're really happy for you,
and we know how much he cares--
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I do know what to say! Let's get me waxed!
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Why isn't it ever
Angie Dickinson's bedroom?
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You're back.
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It... It doesn't seem like it's up to me.
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I suppose you're here
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because I've decided
to be physical with my girlfriend,
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and I've never done that before.
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Excuse me for a moment.
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(LIGHTSABER ACTIVATING)
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Well, it was worth a shot.
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So, can you help me?
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Uh, all right, um...
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Once... Once the man gets
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the woman out of her...
Out of her bloomers...
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No. Not that.
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I... I understand the mechanics.
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Oh, good. Good. 'Cause
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I have no idea what kids these days
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are calling their... Their parts.
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I think they say "junk."
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What is happening to this world?
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What... What do you
actually need to know?
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This is an important night for us,
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and I'm worried I might be overwhelmed
and ruin everything.
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(SIGHS) Sheldon,
if you're with the right person,
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it'll be okay.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Thank you, Arthur.
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You are the wisest of the wise.
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Well, that's...
That's very nice of you to say,
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but I think I'm just an expression of...
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Of your unconscious mind.
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Oh, sure.
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Well, you're fun to look at.
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Tonight's the night!
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Yeah, the wait is finally over!
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I know.
Then you'll finally stop talking about it!
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- Ready to go?
- Let's do this.
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- Have fun, guys!
- We will.
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- I can't believe Sheldon gave this up.
- I know.
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We're gonna have
so much more fun than him.
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No, they're not.
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Knowing them, they will.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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- T-minus 15 minutes!
- (ALL CHUCKLING)
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- Oh, did you hear from Wil?
- Yeah, he's on his way.
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Time for bladder check.
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Check.
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- Check.
- Check.
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Wait.
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Screw it. I'm holding it.
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(PEOPLE BOOING)
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What is everyone booing at?
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Hey, guys. What's up?
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Uh... Hey, Wil. What you doin'?
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I was on Star Trek.
Just rooting for the home team.
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MAN: Star Trek stinks!
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Yeah? Live long and suck it!
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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SHELDON: Birthday girl?
Birthday girl? Birthday girl?
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Come in!
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Oh!
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- Hi, Sheldon.
- Hello.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I also got you a balloon,
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but it floated away,
and I chased it for a while.
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That's okay. Come on in.
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Thank you.
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Um, I'll just... I'm gonna go
put these in water.
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Okay.
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Oh! This is different.
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Hmm. Candles and music.
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Do you like it?
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It's kind of spooky.
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I can change it back.
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No, no, no. It's your birthday.
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And as long as no one jumps out
in a hockey mask, I'll be fine.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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So...
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What'd you have in mind for tonight?
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I thought I could take you out
to a nice birthday dinner.
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Now, if we pick a place east of here,
we might find the balloon.
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Um, that sounds nice,
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but I'm not really hungry right now.
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I thought, maybe,
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- we could do presents first.
- Oh!
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All right. Um...
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I should probably tell you
something about this gift.
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You mean, before you...
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Give it to me?
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Yes.
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May I ask you a question before I...
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Give it to you?
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- Of course.
- Why are we saying
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"give it to you" like that?
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Sheldon,
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I know your present is
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for us to be intimate tonight.
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I see.
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Is that all right?
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I'm sorry,
but this is a litigious society.
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I'm gonna need verbal consent.
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Yes.
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You know what, let me
pull a quick contract off the Internet--
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So, if you don't like Star Wars,
why are you here?
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Oh, I'm just having fun.
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Everyone takes Star Wars so seriously.
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Like if the movie's bad,
it's gonna ruin their lives.
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Is it bad? Did you hear something?
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Oh, my God. It's bad. Somebody kill me.
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See? That's what I mean.
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When you wake up in the morning,
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whether this is the greatest movie ever
or a total piece of crap,
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your life isn't gonna change at all.
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He's right.
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Yeah.
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No matter what happens,
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we're coming back tomorrow
to watch it again.
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Do you think Sheldon's actually
gonna go through with it?
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I don't know. He said he's ready.
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Yeah, but he also swore this was the year
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he'd be able to
pull the guts out of a pumpkin.
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Yeah, well, I'm gonna stay positive.
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I mean, we talked.
I told him what women like.
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And after he stopped giggling,
he seemed pretty sure of himself.
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(CHUCKLES) Hi.
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Hello.
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So, um...
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Should I get under the covers with you?
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All right.
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- Hello--
- Hi!
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Why are you shaking? Are you cold?
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I'm just... (EXHALES) Really nervous.
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Why?
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Well,
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I've been waiting for this for so long,
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I've just built it up in my head.
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I don't know what to expect.
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Neither do I.
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But, we can find out together.
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Okay.
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I'm really nervous.
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I know.
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We've been waiting so long for this.
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And we've built it up
in our heads so much.
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Guys, it's just a movie.
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- That's true.
- He's right.
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- It is.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Although, we all remember Jar Jar.
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Leonard, I'm scared again.
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Well, I enjoyed that
more than I thought I would.
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Me, too.
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I look forward to your next
birthday when we do it again.
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That works for me!
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I enjoyed that
more than I thought I would.
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I don't think I can walk right now.
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ARTHUR: Sheldon?
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Sheldon.
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Arthur.
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What are you doing here?
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I... I... I don't think
I need any more advice.
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I... I was just curious.
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How did it go?
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It was amazing.
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I... I saw it a few days later.
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What a movie.
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But, what... What about Amy?
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Oh! Uh...
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She liked it fine.
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Yeah, but she doesn't have the history
with the franchise I do.
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Okay.
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Good... Good talk.
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