1 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,507 I'm glad to see you made it safely. 2 00:00:05,757 --> 00:00:06,883 How's your hotel? 3 00:00:08,093 --> 00:00:10,261 It's not the best Best Western I've been to, 4 00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:11,763 but I'd say 5 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,516 it's the third-best Best Western I've been to. 6 00:00:15,809 --> 00:00:16,976 I know how you feel. 7 00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:20,647 The Best Buy by my house is only the third-best Best Buy. 8 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:24,442 They have the best buys, but having the best buys 9 00:00:24,609 --> 00:00:27,278 isn't the only thing that makes a Best Buy the best Best Buy. 10 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:32,951 What makes a best Best Buy the best Best Buy? 11 00:00:33,118 --> 00:00:34,953 Hmm. That's a great question. 12 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:36,788 I like when they're next to a Chipotle. 13 00:00:39,124 --> 00:00:40,792 Okay, well, I should unpack. 14 00:00:40,959 --> 00:00:43,712 All right. Enjoy the neurobiology conference. 15 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:44,921 I will. 16 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:47,215 I wish you were here. 17 00:00:48,133 --> 00:00:50,885 At a neurobiology conference? What a mean thing to say. 18 00:00:53,263 --> 00:00:56,141 Okay, I'm glad you're not here? 19 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:59,769 Aww. You always know just what to say after I tell you what to say. 20 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:02,689 Good-bye, Sheldon. 21 00:01:02,856 --> 00:01:03,982 - Bye. - (BEEPS) 22 00:01:04,274 --> 00:01:06,025 Oh! Good news, gentlemen. 23 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,986 Amy's at a conference this weekend, 24 00:01:08,153 --> 00:01:10,947 which means I'm available to be entertained. 25 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:14,659 As today's youth might put it, who wants to get their Sheld-on? 26 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:19,122 Bernie and I are getting the house ready for the remodel. 27 00:01:19,289 --> 00:01:20,999 We could always use an extra pair of hands. 28 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,042 That sounds awful. Raj? 29 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:26,463 Uh, I've got time booked in the telescope room all weekend 30 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:27,881 scanning for rogue planets. 31 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:29,090 You're more than welcome to join me. 32 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,675 That's the one to beat. Leonard? 33 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,887 Oh. If anything, I'm trying to get my Sheld-off. 34 00:01:34,721 --> 00:01:37,098 Well, then, it looks like we have a winner. Congratulations. 35 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:40,268 Well, I should warn you, it's just looking at data 36 00:01:40,435 --> 00:01:42,103 for hours and hours on a computer screen. 37 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,147 Stop selling it, kid. You won. 38 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:47,233 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 39 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,718 - Hey. - Hello. 40 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:14,761 Hi. How was your day? 41 00:02:14,928 --> 00:02:17,806 Uh, not good. Still couldn't get in to see Dr. Gallo. 42 00:02:18,348 --> 00:02:19,599 A doctor? (GRUNTS) 43 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:22,769 Well, I hope you're not contagious. 44 00:02:22,936 --> 00:02:24,395 I've got a weekend in the telescope room 45 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,481 I've been excited about for almost three minutes. 46 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:29,943 I'm not sick. It's for work. 47 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:32,570 There's this doctor who refuses to see any sales reps. 48 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:33,947 I've been trying to get in for months. 49 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:37,075 Well, did you try wearing the shirt I said was inappropriate for work? 50 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:39,494 Well, the doctor's a woman, 51 00:02:40,245 --> 00:02:41,871 but yes, because you never know. 52 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,374 What kind of doctor is she? 53 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:46,334 Um. A psychiatrist. Why? 54 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:48,878 Well, what if you make an appointment as a patient? 55 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:50,296 Then you'll get to talk to her. 56 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:52,757 Yeah, they already know I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep. 57 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:56,386 Oh, what if Leonard made an appointment and tried to lay some groundwork for you? 58 00:02:56,928 --> 00:02:57,971 That's interesting. 59 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,974 Well, I'm not gonna make a fake appointment with a psychiatrist. 60 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,392 What would I say is wrong with me? 61 00:03:02,559 --> 00:03:03,768 - Low self-esteem. - Social anxiety. 62 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:04,978 Sexual insecurity. 63 00:03:07,647 --> 00:03:08,773 None of that is true. 64 00:03:09,107 --> 00:03:11,109 Denial. See, sweetie, the list goes on and on. 65 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:13,361 This is crazy. 66 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:15,029 How would my going in there even help you? 67 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,407 I don't know. You could talk to her, and maybe if it comes up, 68 00:03:17,574 --> 00:03:18,700 you could ask if she's heard about the drug. 69 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:20,034 (SCOFFS) What if I get caught? 70 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,452 - Fear of failure! - Lack of confidence! 71 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:22,662 Kind of a wuss! 72 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,291 Fine, I'll do it. 73 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:28,209 But not because of them, because I love you. 74 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:29,419 Thank you. 75 00:03:29,586 --> 00:03:30,587 - Pushover. - Spineless. 76 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:33,047 Still hasn't bought milk even though I told him two days ago! 77 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:37,552 (EXHALES) 78 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,305 - That was incredible. - (CHUCKLES) 79 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:41,890 It was. 80 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:46,060 I just wish Stuart wasn't around so we didn't have to be so quiet. 81 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,437 I know. 82 00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:49,063 It's not like he returns the favor 83 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:52,317 when he watches his Japanese porn cartoons. 84 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,652 - (CHUCKLES) - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 85 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:57,196 STUART: You guys got a minute, or are you still cuddling? 86 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,740 (MOUTHING) Oh, my God! 87 00:03:59,157 --> 00:04:00,658 What is it, Stuart? 88 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:03,161 - Can I come in? - Hang on. 89 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,413 Should I send him away? 90 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:06,664 No, it's okay. 91 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:07,874 STUART: Thanks, Bernie. 92 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:12,795 What's up? 93 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,380 Uh... Well, I know 94 00:04:14,547 --> 00:04:15,590 the remodel is coming up, 95 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:19,177 so I thought I'd make it easy on you guys and find my own place. 96 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,262 Wow. (CHUCKLES) 97 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,431 I thought I was done getting lucky tonight. 98 00:04:24,891 --> 00:04:26,351 So, when are you thinking of moving? 99 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,311 Uh, actually, I already found an apartment, 100 00:04:28,478 --> 00:04:29,938 so in a couple of days. 101 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:32,398 Oh. Okay. 102 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,859 Sorry to see you go? 103 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:39,614 Okay, well, thank you guys for everything. 104 00:04:39,781 --> 00:04:41,032 (STAMMERS) I really appreciate it. 105 00:04:41,199 --> 00:04:42,241 You're very welcome. 106 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:46,371 Hmm. 107 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:48,039 What? 108 00:04:48,498 --> 00:04:51,376 Hmm, I just have never been in this room while you're awake. 109 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:55,588 (DOOR CLOSES) 110 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,176 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 111 00:05:03,221 --> 00:05:04,263 What are you doing? 112 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:07,976 (SIGHS) Making sure the telescope's camera is white-field balanced. 113 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,143 Hmm. 114 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:11,646 What are you doing now? 115 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:15,608 Still making sure the telescope's camera is white-field balanced. 116 00:05:15,775 --> 00:05:16,776 Oh, I see. 117 00:05:16,985 --> 00:05:17,986 (SNIFFS) 118 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:22,573 How about now? 119 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:27,120 Now I'm making sure the telescope's camera is white-field balanced 120 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,788 and wishing you had a coloring book. 121 00:05:30,623 --> 00:05:33,042 Well, I can be helpful. Give me something to do. 122 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:34,877 You know, my father took me to work once, 123 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:36,337 and in ten minutes I figured out 124 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,089 who'd been stealing from the cash register. 125 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:39,298 It was my father. 126 00:05:41,134 --> 00:05:42,301 Yeah, Dad lost his job, 127 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:44,846 but Mr. Hinckley gave me a Fudgsicle. 128 00:05:46,431 --> 00:05:47,932 Fine, you want something to do? 129 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,893 There's about six months of data on this hard drive. 130 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,770 Why don't you go through it and see if you can spot 131 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:54,230 any patterns or anomalies? 132 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,441 Yep, I'm on it. Hey, look at that! 133 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:59,610 An Indian guy outsourcing a computer job to a white fella. 134 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:00,778 (CHUCKLES) 135 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:05,074 Yeah, okay, whatever it takes to keep you busy for a few hours. 136 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:07,243 Found one. 137 00:06:08,161 --> 00:06:09,203 No, you didn't. 138 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:11,789 There are millions of data points there. 139 00:06:11,956 --> 00:06:14,292 But, look, an optical transient. 140 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:16,544 Yeah, maybe that is something. 141 00:06:16,711 --> 00:06:18,588 - How did you find that? - It wasn't difficult. 142 00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:21,549 You know how when you see prime numbers, they appear red, 143 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:22,925 but when they're twin primes, 144 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:25,011 they're pink and smell like gasoline? 145 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,222 No. 146 00:06:28,681 --> 00:06:29,682 Oh. 147 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:31,184 I guess I'm a special boy. 148 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,978 You know, sometimes when a boy is special, 149 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:35,396 he gets a Fudgsicle. 150 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:38,900 Which, by the way, tastes like the speed of light. 151 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,655 Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. 152 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,699 Ah! It's my pleasure. I'm curious, 153 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:49,494 are you related to Dr. Beverly Hofstadter? 154 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:51,996 Uh... She's my mother. You know her? 155 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:53,331 No, not personally, 156 00:06:53,498 --> 00:06:55,124 but I have read all of her books. 157 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,126 Well, then you know her better than I do. 158 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:58,544 (CHUCKLES) 159 00:06:58,711 --> 00:06:59,837 Well, I'm not so sure about that. 160 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:04,342 But I can tell you I do not agree with her theories on child rearing at all. 161 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,302 Really? 162 00:07:06,886 --> 00:07:09,514 Any chance you find them cold, cruel, and unsuitable 163 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,808 for innocent little boys who just want to be happy? 164 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:14,227 Well, I didn't want to say it... 165 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,187 No, no, say it. Sing it. 166 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:18,022 Rent a plane, write it in the sky. 167 00:07:20,024 --> 00:07:22,610 Sounds like you're holding on to quite a bit of anger towards her. 168 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:25,029 No, I've worked through a lot of that stuff. I'm better now. 169 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:26,322 Hmm. Good for you. 170 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,616 Do you know she never let me celebrate my birthday 171 00:07:28,783 --> 00:07:30,868 because being born was her achievement, not mine? 172 00:07:32,537 --> 00:07:33,579 That's heartbreaking. 173 00:07:33,746 --> 00:07:37,041 Right? To this day, I send her a card every year 174 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,292 with a little money in it. 175 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:44,090 You know, once we get the house back to ourselves, 176 00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:47,135 we can be romantic in any room we want. 177 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:50,138 Great. I can finally show you where the laundry room is. 178 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,433 Boy, who would've thought 179 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,686 when you asked me to move in and help take care of your mom, 180 00:07:56,853 --> 00:07:58,396 I'd still be here two years later? 181 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:00,356 - No one. - Nobody thought that. 182 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:04,152 Well, that's it. 183 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,611 I guess so. 184 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:09,157 This is weird. 185 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:13,870 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. A grown man moving into his own apartment. 186 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,496 It's crazy times. See ya! 187 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:19,250 Ignore him. 188 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:22,712 He's just using humor to express how happy he is. 189 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,007 It's okay. I know he loves me. 190 00:08:26,716 --> 00:08:27,842 Sure he does. 191 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,181 Well, let us know when you're all settled in. 192 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:37,059 I will. And I really can't thank you guys enough. 193 00:08:37,393 --> 00:08:38,853 - (ENGINE STARTS) - Our pleasure. 194 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,105 - Bye. - Good luck! 195 00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:44,775 HOWARD: He's gone! 196 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,235 Let's start in the garage! 197 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:49,405 (CHUCKLES) 198 00:08:56,871 --> 00:08:59,665 Okay, so, once we receive the next image 199 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:01,918 and compare it to the ones we've already collected, 200 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,294 we'll know what it is that we found. 201 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,964 Ooh, perhaps it's a heliosheath scintillation. 202 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,133 Yeah, it could be a trans-Neptunian object. 203 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,260 (GASPS) Maybe it's a new planet. 204 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:13,679 Unlikely, but it could be a dwarf planet. 205 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:16,807 Well, as long as it has a healthy gravity and all its moons, I'll be happy. 206 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:21,145 Okay, the final image is coming in. 207 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,147 And the object we discovered is... 208 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:24,315 Come on, 209 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:27,235 Daddy needs a livable planet he can rule with an iron fist. 210 00:09:29,487 --> 00:09:30,780 A medium-sized asteroid. 211 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,699 That's it? How common. 212 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,744 That's the chicken fingers on the menu of space. 213 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:39,121 I kind of like chicken fingers. 214 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,957 Yeah, me, too. I was stuck for a metaphor. 215 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:46,087 Come on, a medium-sized asteroid is still an interesting discovery. 216 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:47,505 I suppose it could end up 217 00:09:47,672 --> 00:09:50,675 on a collision course with Earth and destroy life as we know it. 218 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:53,719 You dream different than me. 219 00:09:56,389 --> 00:09:58,015 It is kind of cute. 220 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,017 Yeah, it is. And you know we get to name it. 221 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:03,104 (EXCLAIMS) We better choose a name no one can make fun of. 222 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:06,190 Sir Friedrich William Herschel didn't do Uranus any favors. 223 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:13,281 - Hi. - Hey, how'd it go? 224 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,325 Great. Dr. Gallo is terrific. 225 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:18,286 You know, I've always been insecure 226 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,705 that no one cares about what I have to say, but she made me see-- 227 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,707 Yeah, no one cares. Did you help me out or not? 228 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,710 Okay, now, what I'm hearing 229 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,879 is that you feel that I sometimes take too long to express myself, 230 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:30,756 and you wish I'd be more succinct. 231 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,801 You're only hearing that because I cannot roll my eyes any louder. 232 00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:37,638 All right, well, after we talked about my issues with my mother, 233 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,807 nothing too deep, just how she ruined my life, 234 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,519 I told her about you and your drug. She said she'd be happy to meet you. 235 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:47,189 Really? Oh! You're the best husband ever! 236 00:10:47,565 --> 00:10:50,609 So, you'll go to the Doctor Who convention with me next week? 237 00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:52,945 I guess. 238 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:55,990 Oh, I actually did hear your eyes roll that time. (CHUCKLES) 239 00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,410 (WHIRRING) 240 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:03,205 Boy, when was the last time Stuart cleaned this place? 241 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,373 No kidding. 242 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,125 Oh. Okay, I'm about to suck something up. 243 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:08,044 What do you think this object sounds like? 244 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:11,088 Howie, I don't want to play Lego, Toenail or Pill anymore. 245 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,634 So, what do you think we should do with this room? 246 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,220 Well, I was thinking a home theater or a gaming room, 247 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:20,181 you know, like a man cave. 248 00:11:20,348 --> 00:11:21,724 Why can't it be a woman cave? 249 00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,726 As long as it has a home theater, a video game system 250 00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:24,894 and you're not allowed in it, 251 00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:26,354 you can call it whatever you want. 252 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,231 I'm being serious. 253 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:31,484 Well, what do you think we should do? 254 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,612 I don't know, maybe a home office or... 255 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,447 Oh... (EXHALES) 256 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,115 Look. 257 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,035 The teddy bear Stuart won the night we took him to the fair. 258 00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:42,578 (CHUCKLES) 259 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:44,789 He was so excited. 260 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:46,415 Yeah. 261 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:48,042 You know, no matter how hard they tried, 262 00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:49,794 they could not guess his age. 263 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,631 I'll give it to him next time I see him. 264 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,342 - Have you heard from him since he left? - No. 265 00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:59,470 You'd think he would've called once he got settled in. 266 00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:02,139 - Maybe he's busy. - Too busy to call? 267 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:05,643 He wasn't too busy to binge-watch Hot in Cleveland with my Hulu password. 268 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,106 What is happening? 269 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,483 Are we missing him? 270 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:15,486 No, that's not what this feeling is. 271 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:17,696 Is it? 272 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,783 Of course not. He drove us crazy. 273 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,369 Like when you were gonna make that pie 274 00:12:23,536 --> 00:12:26,080 and Stuart ate all the blueberries. God! 275 00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:29,041 And he tried to deny it, but his teeth were all purple. 276 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,170 - That was pretty cute. - (CHUCKLES) 277 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:34,713 Yeah. 278 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,007 Ew, we are missing him! 279 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,389 So I was thinking, maybe we can come up with a name 280 00:12:43,556 --> 00:12:45,850 for the asteroid by combining our names. 281 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,351 That's a great idea. 282 00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:48,727 I've got it. 283 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,729 We'll call it Cooper. 284 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,276 How is that both our names? 285 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,529 "Koo" from Koothrappali and "per" from Cooper. 286 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,866 Yeah, so it's, like, Kooper with a "K"? 287 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:03,534 Nah, you're right, that's dumb. 288 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,413 - Hey. - Leonard, great news. 289 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:10,875 We discovered a medium-sized asteroid together. 290 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,543 Wow! That's amazing! 291 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,628 I'm in a pretty great mood today myself. 292 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,839 Okay. Guess we're gonna talk about you now. 293 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,593 Well, we are, because Dr. Gallo made me realize 294 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,387 that I'm a worthwhile person and that my feelings matter. 295 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:26,474 I learned that for free from a cat poster, but good for you. 296 00:13:29,602 --> 00:13:30,603 Okay, back to me. 297 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,481 I discovered an asteroid, and now I get to name it. 298 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,107 Wait, what happened to us? 299 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,400 Now, this isn't about us, 300 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,402 this is about what's best for the asteroid. 301 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,072 What are you thinking of naming it? 302 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,866 I haven't settled on anything yet. 303 00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:45,618 We haven't settled on anything yet. 304 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,453 All right, way to go, Cat Poster. You hang in there. 305 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:52,082 You know what'd be nice? Name it after your girlfriends. 306 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,334 Show them how much you care. 307 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,921 - That is a great idea. - It's perfect. 308 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,256 It appears romantic, but it's really just 309 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:02,051 a rock in space that gets me out of Valentine's Day forever. 310 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,889 So, uh, what were you thinking? Combine their names? 311 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:08,182 Mmm. I like it. 312 00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:11,268 Yeah, we'll take the "A-M" from Amy 313 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,937 and the "Y" from Emily. 314 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,649 That's just Amy. 315 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,567 Exactly. See how well we work together? 316 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:22,780 And in double-blind studies, 317 00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:25,074 Placinex proved extremely effective in treating 318 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,784 all kinds of anxiety. 319 00:14:26,951 --> 00:14:28,994 Actually, funny story, the boys in the lab 320 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,830 were worried about getting FDA approval for Placinex. 321 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,874 They started taking it, stopped worrying. 322 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,042 So... 323 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:36,794 Got it. 324 00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:38,128 Do you have any questions? 325 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,547 - Just one. - Mmm-hmm. 326 00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:42,466 When you made your husband pretend to be a patient 327 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:46,637 so you could get access to me, what were you thinking there? 328 00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:51,392 I just meant a question about the drug. 329 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,311 Yeah, I know what you meant. 330 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:58,566 Let's put that aside for a minute and talk about why you married Leonard. 331 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,818 (SOFTLY) I don't wanna. 332 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,281 Here is a man raised by an overbearing woman 333 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,826 who completely dominated every aspect of his formative years. 334 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:10,703 Do you think 335 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:15,165 he's perpetuating that relationship by seeking out a partner like you? 336 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,087 You know, I used to wear tank tops a lot. 337 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,839 That was a big selling point. 338 00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:26,510 Hi, Sheldon. What's up? 339 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:29,388 Good news. You're an asteroid. 340 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,352 Uh. Please tell me what to say next. 341 00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:38,272 Perhaps I should explain. 342 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:39,857 While working with Koothrappali, 343 00:15:40,024 --> 00:15:43,319 we discovered an asteroid, and I named it after you. 344 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,321 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 345 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:49,450 Sheldon, thank you. That's so romantic. 346 00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:50,993 But what about Rajesh? 347 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,037 He was okay with you choosing the name? 348 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,956 Well, it took a little negotiating, but I wore him down. 349 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,374 We get the asteroid, 350 00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,251 and if you and I have children, 351 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,295 they all have to be named Rajesh. 352 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,049 All of them? 353 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,300 Even the girls. 354 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,055 Okay, I think I know what to say now. 355 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,100 How can I not sound like his mother 356 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,394 when our entire bedroom is filled with Star Wars toys? 357 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,397 I mean, have you ever had sex with a stuffed Wookiee watching you? 358 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,360 I went to college in the '70s. It was a hairier time. 359 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,736 I'm gonna say yes. 360 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,531 You know, if anything, he's turning me into his mother. 361 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,909 Before I did pharmaceutical sales, I was an actress. 362 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,619 You know, I was pretty good. 363 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:36,246 You know, girl-next-door type, but hot. 364 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:37,623 Doable. 365 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,541 Hmm. 366 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,293 And not only am I Leonard's mother, 367 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,088 but we have this man-child living with us named Sheldon. 368 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,007 Oh, Leonard talked a lot about him. 369 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:48,926 I wasn't sure if he was real. 370 00:16:51,095 --> 00:16:52,763 Yeah, he's as real as the fine I get 371 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,682 when I use too much toilet paper. 372 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:59,436 Wow. You really do have a lot on your plate. 373 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:01,188 (SIGHS) I do. 374 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,400 You know, Leonard's right. 375 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,110 Talking to you is really helping. 376 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,778 Oh, I'm glad. 377 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:11,782 You know, you might also benefit from a prescription for anxiety. 378 00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:13,617 Okay, if you think it'll help. 379 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,369 Oh! Just don't make it Placinex. 380 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,746 I do not need sudden fits of homicidal rage. 381 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,460 I miss you. 382 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,129 I miss you as well. 383 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,297 I can't believe I miss Stuart. 384 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,008 I guess I just miss when life was simpler. 385 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,344 ALL: Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! 386 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,054 Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! 387 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,390 Remember, girls, you decide what makes you happy, 388 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,559 not your emotionally withholding mothers. 389 00:17:39,143 --> 00:17:41,270 Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! 390 00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:44,148 Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! 391 00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:57,828 (INHALES DEEPLY) 392 00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,204 (SOFTLY) I really miss this. 393 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:29,943 English SDH