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Hey, so I saw a movie trailer
the other day.
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How could Batman possibly fight Superman?
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I mean, isn't that dumb?
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Maybe he uses Kryptonite.
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Well, Batman's got a lot of money,
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maybe he builds a suit
that can do everything Superman can do.
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No, no, no. I've seen that movie,
it's called Iron Man.
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BERNADETTE: What do you do
when Batman wins?
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EMILY: Well, it depends on...
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What is happening?
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I don't know.
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But it's beautiful.
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Yeah, and now Ben Affleck is Batman?
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Oh, he was great in Shakespeare in Love.
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Ooh, we should
watch that next girls' night.
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We could do a double-feature with
the Leonardo DiCaprio Romeo and Juliet.
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Oh, I love me some Leo.
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And it's gone.
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Oh, hello, everyone. I am happy
to report I'm feeling much better.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah, yeah.
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My fever is gone,
my sinuses are pressure-free,
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and my mucus is as clear
as a Yosemite waterfall.
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Glad to hear it.
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I'll be able to return to work tomorrow.
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Yay.
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Well, why isn't everyone happy?
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Your little ray of sunshine
is ready to beam again.
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You really don't know why?
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No. But I knew that
his "yay" was sarcastic.
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It was not bad for a guy whose last bowel
movement sounded like rain on a roof.
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Let me refresh your memory.
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Penny, rub Vicks on my chest.
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Sheldon, I cooked you breakfast.
I made your bed.
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I checked your mouth for thrush.
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You can rub your own chest.
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Sure, grope every other man on the planet
but draw the line with me.
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I brought you
a little care package from work.
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It's our latest anti-viral and
the best decongestant we make.
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I hope laughter is the best medicine,
'cause this care package is a joke.
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- Hey, she came all the way here--
- (SNEEZES)
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You're gonna wanna take these with food.
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Sheldon, stop being a baby
and let Emily take a look at you.
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SHELDON: She's a dermatologist.
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I went to medical school.
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Well, in that case, try removing
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the irritating patch of brown skin
standing next to you.
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Okay, here you go.
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Leonard, I'm dying.
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You're not dying, it's just the flu.
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I asked for chicken noodle, this
is chicken and stars. It's killing me.
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I never did get that
chicken noodle, did I?
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(LINE RINGING)
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- Hi, Sheldon.
- Hello.
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Are you feeling any better?
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Physically yes, but I'm upset because
everyone's mad at me for no good reason.
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Why don't you tell me what happened,
and in a gentle, loving way,
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I'll explain to you why you're wrong.
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Well, you know how when you're sick,
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you're allowed to be cranky
and say whatever you want
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and other people's feelings don't matter?
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(SIGHS) Gentle and loving,
this is gonna be tricky.
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I had a 101 fever.
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If that's not a time to
verbally abuse my loved ones, when is?
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Sheldon, when you're sick
you can be unbearable.
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And that's why your friends
have been known to work late,
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or sneak out to the movies,
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or stay at a neurobiology conference
three days after it's ended.
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You stayed in Michigan all week
to avoid being around me?
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No, no, not just that. I mean...
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Detroit is beautiful when it's sleeting.
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You know, I'm not the only one
who's unpleasant when they're sick.
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When Penny got food poisoning,
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she threw up so loudly
I could barely hear the television.
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Oh, I just heard something.
Might be hail, might be gunfire.
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Either way, I'm gonna
go take pictures. Bye!
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(LAPTOP CHIMES)
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- Hey, Stuart.
- Hey.
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Where's Sheldon? Still sick?
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No, he's fine.
We just needed a little break.
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Yeah, I get that. When I brought him
his comics the other day,
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he said, "Oh, great,
death is literally at my door."
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He was being a jerk to everyone,
don't take it personally.
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Oh, I'm on so many antidepressants,
I couldn't if I wanted to.
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Ah, I wish we could do more stuff
without Sheldon.
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I wish that all the time.
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Usually before I
blow out birthday candles.
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You know, Amy took some time off from him.
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And it really improved their relationship.
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Oh, okay. As long as it doesn't end
with us having coitus with him, I'm in.
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We should all take a trip or something.
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You know, Penny and I have been talking
about taking a weekend in Vegas.
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- Maybe we should all go.
- (SIGHS)
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Bernie would love that.
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Oh, oh, maybe we could get one of those
party buses to take us there.
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That sounds really fun.
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Yeah, that sounds fun!
A party bus party don't stop! (CHUCKLES)
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Oh, when I say "party" you say "bus!"
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- No. No!
- No. No!
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So, the guys and I were talking about
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renting a party bus and
everyone going to Vegas.
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Ooh, that could be fun.
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But just to be clear, you mean a party bus
with booze and music, right?
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Not like juice boxes and video games.
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Yes. And Howard's birthday
was a drop-off party,
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you didn't have to stay.
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- Oh, I'm in. When are we going?
- This weekend.
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Oh, where are we going?
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Well, Vegas, but--
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Ugh, Atlantic City without the taffy?
No, thank you.
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Well, that's fine, 'cause actually,
you're not invited.
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(STAMMERS) Well, that's hurtful.
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Oh, Sheldon, you don't even like it there.
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Yeah, I can consider a place
America's urinal cake
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and still enjoy the occasional visit.
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Not this time.
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Well, fine.
Then I'll just hang out with Wolowitz.
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He's coming, too.
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- Well, then Raj and I--
- Nope.
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Very well, Stuart.
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Oh, great! Do that.
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Ugh! Stuart.
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Hi, Sheldon. What's new?
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Our friends are jerks and
I'm mad at all of them.
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Okay, I said, "What's new," but sure.
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Can you believe they planned a trip
to Las Vegas and didn't invite me?
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Did you refuse to apologize and act like
they were stupid for being mad?
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You know, I liked it better
when there was still
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a little mystery left in our relationship.
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Everyone tried to take care of you and
you were nothing but mean to them.
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I can't believe you're not on my side.
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You know, I was on your side
when someone stole your car radio.
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Who else's side could you have been on?
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I don't know! A music-loving hobo
with a heart of gold?
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Sheldon, I understand that you're upset
because you feel left out,
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but I don't know why we're even talking
about this. Just apologize to them.
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Fine, if that's what it takes
to go on their dumb trip.
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Maybe you could try apologizing
because you actually feel bad.
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It's called empathy.
It's something you could work on.
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I have empathy. Now watch.
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Leonard made me soup
and I was mean to him.
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Great.
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Now try it as if
this isn't your first day as a person.
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Fine. Leonard made me soup
and I was mean to him.
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Hey, I felt a little something.
Wait, wait, let me try again.
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Leonard made me soup
and I was mean to him.
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I was mean to him.
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He must've felt terrible.
Oh, now I feel terrible.
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Neat!
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Glad I could help.
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Now let me see you feel bad for lying
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and staying in Detroit
longer than you needed to.
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I feel so, so bad.
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Hey, we're both great at this!
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Leonard, get ready for an apology.
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And with the added twist of an M. Night
Shyamalan movie, I'm going to mean it.
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Ah, so like every other
M. Night Shyamalan movie I've seen,
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you spoil it in advance.
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Hey, if you didn't know Bruce Willis
was dead the whole time, that's not on me.
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Okay. Here it comes. You tried
to take care of me when I was sick
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and I was mean to you.
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There's no excuse for that,
and I'm truly sorry.
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Thank you, I appreciate that.
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And I want you to know that
that is sincere. I do feel bad.
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I'm not just saying it
to be included on your trip.
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I appreciate that, too.
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Terrific. Now, all that's left
is for you to invite me to come,
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me to ask, "Are you sure?"
You to say, "Absolutely."
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And then me to bring it home with,
"How could I say no to that face."
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You're still not coming.
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But I apologized and I meant it.
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I know that we don't play this game
very often, but you're doing it wrong.
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Sheldon, I accept your apology, but you
upset a lot of people while you were sick.
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I'm not in a position
to just say you can come.
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Well, all right.
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What if I apologize to all of them?
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Fine. If you apologize to everyone
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and they all say it's okay,
then yes, you can come.
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Challenge accepted! Sounds like it's time
for the Sheldon Cooper Apology Tour!
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Well, I hope it's as much fun as
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the Sheldon Cooper Spell-Checks
Local Menus Tour.
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(LAUGHING) Oh, my goodness.
Do you remember "Comes with apsparagus"?
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Howard and Bernadette,
you tried to comfort me when I was ill
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and I treated you terribly. I'm sorry.
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Wow. (CHUCKLES) I'm impressed.
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No, no, no. Wait, I'm not done.
Allow me to underscore my sentiment
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with a haunting rendition of Brenda Lee's
I'm Sorry played on the pan flute.
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(PLAYING PAN FLUTE)
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- Apology accepted!
- Forgiven! We forgive you.
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All right. That's eight hours
of practice down the drain.
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And to memorialize this occasion,
here are your commemorative T-shirts.
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(HOWARD READING)
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(BERNADETTE READING)
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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All you did was offer
maternal care and affection,
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and all you received in return
was rude and insensitive behavior.
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Can this wait?
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I'm afraid it can't. The trip is tomorrow
and I have more apologies to make.
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Okay, fine, I accept your apology,
now get out!
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Wonderful. Now would you mind
holding up this shirt while I--
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Leonard!
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You brought me my comic books
when I wasn't feeling well.
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That, that was thoughtful and
I was insensitive. I'm sorry.
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Thank you, Sheldon. I appreciate that.
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And, now, I want you to know
that I mean it.
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This isn't me just wanting to
go on the trip to Las Vegas.
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What trip to Las Vegas?
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The one everyone's taking this weekend
on the party bus.
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Of course I wasn't invited.
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That would be my understanding.
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On a less painful subject,
what size T-shirt do you take?
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Raj, you were being a good friend
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and my illness was no excuse
for my behavior.
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I hope that you can accept my apology.
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Of course I do.
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And Emily, I'm sorry for saying
dermatologists aren't real doctors.
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And I'm sure you're tired of hearing that.
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Do you honestly think I hear that a lot?
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Well, I would imagine
when your job is popping zits
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and squirting Botox into old lady faces--
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Okay. Okay, the point is
that we accept your apology.
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Look, maybe you do.
He just insulted me again.
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Yeah, but he doesn't mean it.
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Why are you defending him?
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Well, I believe I can answer that.
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Uh, like me, Raj is demonstrating empathy.
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Now, why don't you accept my apology,
you receive your free T-shirt...
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I hope extra small is okay,
for some reason Wolowitz took a medium.
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(SCOFFS)
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Well, I don't accept your apology.
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What are you doing?
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It's called standing up for myself.
You should try it sometime.
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Fine, how about this?
You're making me uncomfortable
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by prolonging this ridiculous fight
and I wish you'd stop.
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You want me to stop? No problem.
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No, come on. No, please don't leave.
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Point of clarification, are you still
going on the trip? Because if not--
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Don't worry, you're good.
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I caused that fight, I feel terrible.
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(STAMMERS) Wait, I can do that better.
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I caused that fight, I feel terrible.
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Yeah, wow, I don't know
which one I like more.
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So, was the fight really bad?
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Well, no. As a fight, it was excellent.
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You know, she used harsh language
and slammed the door.
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Although, as I say this, that might not
have been what you were asking.
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You think they'll still go on the trip?
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All I know is after the fight
I went to Emily's to smooth--
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- They're not going on the trip.
- No.
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What is wrong with you?
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Look at him.
Caring about what's wrong with me.
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That is some top shelf empathy.
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Hey, well, we should start a club.
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You went to Emily's to apologize
and when you left she was crying.
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That is true. I suppose
I should apologize again.
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- ALL: No!
- Stop.
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Is she okay?
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Yeah. I calmed her down but
she's not going to Vegas if he's going.
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Wait, that's an option?
I didn't know that was an option.
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Well, that is fine, because I've decided
that I won't be joining you.
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I've realized that the most genuine way
to demonstrate the remorse I feel is
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to let you have this weekend
to yourselves.
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That's very mature of you.
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Well, I've been on
a little trip myself recently.
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Not to "Sin City" but to "sincere city."
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Where, instead of genital warts,
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the only growth you'll come back with
is personal growth.
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And there's your next T-shirt.
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Ooh, check out the stripper pole.
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You know what that means.
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That Raj will be on it
before we make it to the freeway?
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You know it! (EXCLAIMING)
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(HYDRAULICS HISS)
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BERNADETTE: This is so cool!
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PENNY: Here's some champagne.
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LEONARD: Mmm-hmm.
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Well, I would like to propose a toast.
To a well-deserved weekend--
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- A-ha!
- (ALL SCREAM)
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What are you doing?
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My plan was to jump out at the state line,
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but one of my nose plugs
fell into the toilet.
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You couldn't give us just one weekend?
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I told him this was a bad idea.
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What do we do, kick them off?
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If we drop them off at a fire station,
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they have to take them.
No questions asked.
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Before you do,
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please give me one more chance
to apologize to Emily.
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Oh, God.
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Emily, as I'm sure you know,
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I'm considered an odd fellow.
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But what you don't know is that
while I often say the wrong thing,
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in my heart, I mean well.
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I think that you are
a smart and wonderful woman.
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And we all think that you can
do better than Koothrappali.
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You know, Sheldon--
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Shh, let him finish.
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So, for all the times I've offended you,
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and all the times that I'll offend you
in the future, I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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Good. Then I'll be leaving now.
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Oh, it's okay, Sheldon, come with us.
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Oh, that's very kind of you,
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but I'm sure you'll all have a better time
without me. Let's go, Stuart.
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- But I wanna stay.
- Stuart, now!
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You know, I know he's a jerk,
but I actually feel bad for him.
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And now you see the problem.
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(HYDRAULICS HISS)
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Come on, you pain in the ass!
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That's me! Bye, Stuart.
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Wait!
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I'm a pain in the ass, too!
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- (POP SONG PLAYING)
- Are you relieved that you and Raj
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were able to patch things up?
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At the moment?
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No, not really.
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Shake it, baby.
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Whoo! Work that thing!
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