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Here's a fun postal fact.
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You know, the inside of our mailbox
is under federal jurisdiction,
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so if you broke my right thumb,
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that's the Pasadena City Police, but if
you broke my left thumb, that's the FBI.
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If I'm going to jail, I'm killing him,
not breaking his thumb.
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Yeah.
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Ooh, I got a letter from my Meemaw.
(SNIFFS) Mmm. Smell this.
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(SNIFFS) What is that?
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Roses, BENGAY and
Dr. Scholl's Foot Powder.
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Ah, yup. Grandma by Calvin Klein.
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You know, the last time
I got a handwritten letter
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was from someone who told me
I park like a blind person.
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LEONARD: That someone has a name.
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SHELDON: Uh, thank you.
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Oh, Meemaw got a new set of teeth.
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Oh, but then she found her old ones.
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Oh, so now the new ones
are just gonna be her church teeth.
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Fun, like your Comic-Con Spock ears
and your around-the-house Spock ears.
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PENNY: I park fine.
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Oh, my goodness, she's coming to visit!
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Oh, it'll be nice to finally meet her.
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Oh, you are going to love her.
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She is the kindest, sweetest woman
you'll ever meet.
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Unless you're a gopher
digging up her vegetable garden.
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In that case you can expect to have
your head bashed in with a shovel.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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That's not her, that's not her,
that's not her,
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that's not her, that's not her, that's
not her, that's not her, that's not her.
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Really? The old Asian man
is not your Meemaw?
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And that's not helpful.
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I got her an iPhone for Christmas,
I'll see where she is.
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Oh, that's nice, most people her age
don't embrace technology.
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Oh, she doesn't even know she has it.
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No, I had my sister slip it in her bag
so that I can track her like a sea turtle.
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Same as when we lost you at the zoo.
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For the hundredth time, I smelled
kettle corn and couldn't find the cart.
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That still doesn't explain
how you ended up on a freeway divider.
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Moon Pie!
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(GASPS) Meemaw! I'm so happy to see you!
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I'm so happy to see you, too! (CHUCKLES)
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Oh, you got even smaller, I love it!
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Meemaw, this is Leonard.
Leonard, this is my Meemaw.
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Hi, so nice to finally meet you.
Let me take this for you, Meemaw.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no. Now, you call her Constance.
I call her Meemaw.
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You have your own Meemaw. It's not
my fault she died when you were four.
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Is that nice to say to your friend?
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It isn't, Meemaw. Sorry, Leonard.
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- Can you please live with us forever?
- (LAUGHING)
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That's ridiculous,
if you had a super power
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and spent your whole life
being told to suppress it,
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when you finally decide to embrace
that power, why hide in isolation?
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I'm sorry, and how much money
did your version of Frozen make?
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I'm just saying, instead of Let It Go,
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she should really sing Look At Me
Hiding in a Freezer Like a DOVEBAR.
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She built an ice castle,
made a snow monster
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and gave herself
a complete makeover in one day.
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You know what I saw you do today?
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Eat a block of cream cheese
straight from the foil
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and lie about it to your wife.
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Sorry for eavesdropping,
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but did you know they actually had
the song Let It Go in place
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before they finalized the story?
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Yeah, that's true.
In fact, they liked the song so much
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they retooled the whole script around it.
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Which is probably why that movie sucks.
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(CHUCKLES) Here we are talking
about Frozen and yet you got burned.
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I'm so sorry,
but how can you not like that movie?
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I just think it gets more credit
than it deserves.
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- Ah, that's what I said an hour ago.
- Wow.
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You've been talking
about Frozen for an hour?
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You should've seen us after
The Good Dinosaur.
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It was a classic western
set in the post-Jurassic period,
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and it changed my life.
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Are you comfortable?
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Very. It's nice to rest
after 800 flights of stairs.
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- You were so cute, huffin' and puffin'.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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(GASPS) There's Amy.
I just know you're gonna hit it off.
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You both have the same fashion sense.
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Hello! Come in and say hi to my Meemaw.
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- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
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How was your trip?
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Wonderful, and the pilot did
such a good job I gave him a butterscotch.
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That's great. And look at you,
sitting in Sheldon's spot.
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- You know, I don't even get to sit there.
- Yeah.
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And you never will.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Ask her to do the tissue thing,
do it, ask her.
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- Can I have a tissue?
- Of course.
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Isn't that the best?
She's like Grandma Spider-Man.
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(CHUCKLES)
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He's been saying that since he was little.
I still don't know what it means.
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Well, you two sit down and get to
know each other. I'll get your room ready.
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Oh, now don't you go looking through
my suitcase for presents.
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- If I did would I find any?
- Maybe.
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But you might also find
my brassieres and bloomers.
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That's a risk I'm willing to take!
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Well, this is so nice.
He is so excited to have you--
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Okay, now let's you and me
get something straight.
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He may think
that I came to bake him cookies,
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but the real reason is to size you up.
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(STAMMERS)
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Size me up?
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Sheldon's mother may be okay with you,
but I'm not so easy.
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Well, I'm, I'm sure you'll like me
once you get to know me. (CHUCKLES)
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Well, you better hope so.
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A Texas Special cattle and calf car
train set with authentic horn and bell!
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- Thank you, Meemaw!
- Oh, you're welcome, Moon Pie.
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Amy, why don't you look excited?
You get to watch me play with this!
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Huh, I see you're reading Saga.
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Yeah, I hear it's pretty good.
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It is. And not a lot of comics
have a woman with wings
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breast-feeding a baby right on the cover.
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I'll take your word for it.
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You should, he's really looked.
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I'm Raj, by the way. This is Howard.
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- Hi.
- Claire.
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I've never seen you here before, Claire.
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It's my first time. I'm looking for
inspiration for this movie I'm writing.
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You're a screenwriter?
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Well, screenwriter/bartender/
a month away from living in my car.
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(RAJ CHUCKLES)
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Yeah, I get that.
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I'm a scientist/party planner/
small dog enthusiast/
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guy who probably
should've stopped at scientist.
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You're really a scientist?
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Well, astrophysicist.
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That's perfect. Do you think I could
pick your brain for my movie sometime?
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It's animated sci-fi for kids.
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Sure, I love animated movies.
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He does. And he has the Lilo and Stitch
collector plates to prove it.
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Excuse me for wanting
a little magic in my life.
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Here's my number.
Give me a call, we'll get together.
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- Great.
- See ya.
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Yeah, bye.
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What are you doing? You have a girlfriend.
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- So?
- So? How do you think she'd feel about you
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helping a beautiful girl
with her screenplay?
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I wouldn't say she's beautiful.
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Really? You don't think she's attractive?
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I do, I just wouldn't tell my girlfriend.
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Constance, are you sure
I can't pour you some wine?
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Oh, no wine for me.
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Sheldon's bringing me my whiskey.
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There you go, Meemaw.
I made it just how you like it,
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a lot, in a glass.
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Thank you, Moon Pie.
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I'm curious, why do you
call Sheldon "Moon Pie"?
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Because he's so nummy-nummy--
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- She could just eat him up.
- She could just eat him up.
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And I call her Meemaw because,
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- well, just look at her.
- (LAUGHS)
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It's interesting that Leonard and Penny
know about his nickname
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and you don't.
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Oh, well, now that I'm hearing it,
it does sound familiar.
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How could it? I never told you
and you never bothered to ask.
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Well, now I know.
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So, Penny, I understand
you have a new job.
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Yes, I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.
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Oh, it's so wonderful that you modern gals
can have it all.
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A husband and a full-time career.
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I have a relationship
and a full-time career, too.
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That doesn't bode well.
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Why not?
You just said it's okay for her to work.
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Well, Leonard doesn't need
as much tending to as Sheldon does.
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And as Moon Pie explained, (CHUCKLES)
Leonard's work is more of a hobby.
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- That's my best friend.
- Yeah.
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Look, I get that you're protective
of your grandson,
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but he's an adult now, and maybe
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I understand what he needs
better than you do.
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I appreciate your honesty, dear.
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- Thank you.
- And here's some more honesty.
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I don't like you very much.
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Well, maybe I don't like you either.
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No, no, no. You have to like each other.
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Well, we have a 4:30 reservation
at Applebee's.
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I think I should leave.
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Why? Other than you two fighting,
we're having such a good time.
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The minute you left the room
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your precious Meemaw
started giving me a really hard time.
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You know, I don't need this.
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Let her go. And under no circumstance
will you give her that engagement ring.
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What ring?
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Maybe we should give them some privacy.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You go ahead, I'll catch up with you.
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You have an engagement ring?
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Yes.
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Penny, did you know about this?
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All right, let's go.
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When did you get an engagement ring?
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Well, my mother gave it to me
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and I had been thinking about
giving it to you, but then we broke up.
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Well, thank goodness for that.
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Sheldon, will you please tell
your grandmother to stay out of this?
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Oh, I don't think I could do that.
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Sheldon, tell this girl that my ring
will never be on her finger.
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Yeah, I'm gonna opt out of that one, too.
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You know, who said
I even want to be engaged to him?
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And if I do,
I don't need your hand-me-downs!
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All right, look. Let's remain calm
and analyze this situation.
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You know, I realize that you've only
known each other for less than a day,
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but is it possible this crankiness is
because your cycles have synced?
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You leave the room
and let the grown-ups talk. Now!
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Don't speak to him like he's a child!
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Thank you. Now I'm gonna go next door
and play with Leonard.
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Okay, so you met this girl,
you exchanged numbers
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and you're gonna meet up with her.
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Just to help her with her screenplay.
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Well, I guess that's not so bad.
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You weren't there, he was really flirting.
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Hey, it's not my fault if American women
project their fantasies
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on foreigners with the kind of
magical voice that grants wishes.
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I'm sure it was harmless.
People flirt, no big deal.
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- Really? So it's okay if I flirt--
- Not you, I own your ass.
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The real question is,
where are you with Emily?
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Uh, it's hard to say, I think we're good.
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But things like this make me wonder
if Emily's really the right person for me.
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I mean, did you guys ever
have doubts about each other?
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- No, never.
- Absolutely.
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What?
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Howie, you forget how much
of our early dates involved
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you doing magic and me doing this.
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Fine. I had reservations about you, too.
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- No, you didn't.
- No, I didn't.
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Well, it doesn't matter now,
'cause I love how things worked out.
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Me, too. I think you're
even more beautiful than this rose.
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Wow. You know,
the last time I saw my grandma,
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the most exciting thing was watching
the ash of her cigarette get longer
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and wondering if it was gonna
fall in her pudding.
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Did it?
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Yeah, right in there,
she ate it and everything.
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- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- SHELDON: Leonard and Penny?
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Leonard and Penny?
Leonard and Penny?
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Come in!
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Hey, what happened? Is Amy gone?
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No, they asked me to leave
so they could speak privately.
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- Uh-oh.
- Yeah, I know, it was quite tense.
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So here's the million-dollar question.
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Who wants to pop over there
and get my trains?
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All right, I've made up my mind.
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I'm gonna do the right thing,
call this girl,
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and let her know
that I'm in a relationship.
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Okay, so far we've heard,
"Made up my mind, I'm dumping Emily."
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"Made up my mind to date both of them
by pretending to be twin brothers."
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And, "Made up my mind,
I'll ask for a threesome,
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"and if they say no,
I'll play it off as a joke."
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I'm calling her. And the threesome
didn't deserve the belly laugh it got.
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You're right. It could totally happen.
(LAUGHING)
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- CLAIRE: Hello?
- Hi.
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Hi, yeah, it's Raj.
Rajesh, we met at the comic book store.
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Hey, what's up?
Figure out what time you're free?
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Actually, that's why I'm calling. I, um...
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I just, I need to let you know
that I have a girlfriend.
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Okay, good for you.
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Well, no, no, I didn't want to mislead you
after you asked me out.
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I didn't ask you out,
I just need help with my screenplay.
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Wait, are you saying
that we didn't have a vibe?
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Why do you care if we have a vibe?
You have a girlfriend.
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Come on, I just told you
I have a girlfriend,
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the least you can do is tell me
if we had a vibe.
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- Sure, we had a vibe.
- I knew it! Okay, we did have a vibe.
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This is exciting, what's my next move?
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You still have a girlfriend.
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Right. Good catch.
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Anyway, so I'm sorry to waste your time,
and good luck with your screenplay.
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Hang on. We're both adults,
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we can still get together
without it meaning anything.
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Not me. Ever since you admitted we had
a vibe I've been planning our wedding.
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Look. It's just coffee.
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I'll ask you some questions about science
and if you propose, I promise to say "no."
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Okay. Well that hurts a little, but okay.
(CHUCKLES)
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- Great, I'll text you.
- Bye!
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All right. So, we're meeting for coffee,
like two adults.
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Everybody's happy, easy-peasy.
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Are you gonna tell Emily?
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Yeah, of course, we have no secrets.
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When are you gonna tell Emily?
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He lied about the cream cheese,
he ate the whole thing, I saw him!
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Look, I know you think I'm not right for
Sheldon, but trust me, I'm his best shot.
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You have no idea how much I put up with.
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I know more than you think I do.
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Really? You know what it's like
to have date night ruined
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because Google changed their font?
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Young lady. If you think
I don't know what it's like
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to live with a stubborn, egotistical man,
then you're wrong.
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'Cause that was my husband.
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Really?
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(SIGHS) There were days I wanted
to fill his pockets with corn
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and toss him in the pig pen.
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00:16:13,057 --> 00:16:16,894
Well, if you understand, then why are you
giving me such a hard time?
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Because when you broke up with Sheldon
it hurt him deeply,
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and I don't wanna see that happen again.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Hi, sorry. Sheldon would like to say
something to you.
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- SHELDON: No, I wouldn't.
- Just get in here.
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- Hello.
- Go ahead.
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Meemaw, I'm sorry, but...
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I have to defend my girlfriend to you.
300
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Oh, Sheldon, thank you.
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Oh, great, now you're gonna get emotional.
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I always looked up to you and Pop-Pop.
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I know what a challenging man he could be,
304
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but I saw you stand by him and
make him into a better person.
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I did.
306
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:05,776
Well, that is exactly what I've been doing
the last five years
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with this little work in progress.
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He never disappoints, does he?
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I think what Sheldon means to say,
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is we've both grown together.
Isn't that right?
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- Well--
- Say yes!
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Yes.
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Fine. If you feel so strongly,
I won't stand in your way.
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Thank you.
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00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:33,303
So if he wanted to give me
that engagement ring,
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we would have your blessing?
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I suppose.
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I just gave you my virginity,
woman, cool your jets!
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Yeah, see, if you just change the story
to the destruction of a galaxy,
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then a super massive
black hole could work.
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(SCOFFS) This is great. Thank you so much.
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I just gotta figure out a way
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for everyone to die that
isn't too scary for children.
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And that's how Mommy and Daddy met!
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Hey, did you ever tell Emily about us?
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I will!
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