1 00:00:03,588 --> 00:00:04,631 Gentlemen. 2 00:00:04,798 --> 00:00:05,799 LEONARD: Hey. HOWARD: Hello. 3 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:08,593 If any of you are looking for something to do on Valentine's Day, 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,889 Amy and I'll be streaming our first ever live episode of Fun with Flags. 5 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:16,017 You're welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless love affair 6 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,478 between wind and flapping fabric. 7 00:00:19,771 --> 00:00:23,191 Penny and I have dinner reservations that night, but any other time, no. 8 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:28,446 Sorry, Bernie and I are breaking in the new hot tub, if you know what I mean. 9 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:30,240 Not a clue. Raj? 10 00:00:31,116 --> 00:00:33,201 I'm spending Valentine's Day with Emily. 11 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:36,246 You don't sound very excited about it. 12 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:40,500 I am. I am. I guess I'm still wondering if Emily and I are right for each other. 13 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,753 Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with? 14 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:47,966 You mean the strong, sexy angel I can't stop thinking about? Who can say? 15 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:52,011 You've been talking about breaking up with Emily forever, 16 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:53,555 why don't you just do it already? 17 00:00:53,722 --> 00:00:54,848 Just get it over with. 18 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,224 Well, you say it like it's easy. 19 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:58,977 Have any one of you ever broken up with anyone? 20 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:05,150 - No. - Not really. 21 00:01:05,692 --> 00:01:09,279 You know, once I ordered an Uber by accident. 22 00:01:09,446 --> 00:01:11,239 I just got in and went somewhere. 23 00:01:12,824 --> 00:01:14,826 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 24 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:41,436 So, you're really gonna break up with her? 25 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:44,939 Yeah, I think so. Do you have any advice? 26 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,776 Well, I have broken up with my fair share of guys. 27 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,611 I mean, how many times did I break up with Leonard? 28 00:01:49,778 --> 00:01:51,446 I stopped counting at four. 29 00:01:53,198 --> 00:01:56,493 Great. My advice to you is do it at her place so you can leave when you need to. 30 00:01:56,659 --> 00:02:00,121 Tell the truth, make it quick, and be prepared for tears. 31 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:04,000 Oh, I'm gonna do a pre-cry before I go in there, really dry myself out. 32 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:08,880 - She meant Emily. - No, I really didn't. 33 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:14,427 - You're seriously breaking up with me? - Yeah. 34 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:17,847 And you thought right before Valentine's Day was a good time to do it? 35 00:02:19,516 --> 00:02:22,227 You're right, let's talk again in a few days. 36 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:26,064 Hey, Claire. Hi, it's Rajesh. 37 00:02:26,231 --> 00:02:28,858 I was wondering if you're free for Valentine's Day? 38 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:31,361 Sorry, I just got back with my boyfriend. 39 00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:33,404 But I just broke up with my girlfriend. 40 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:36,282 Right before Valentine's Day? (SCOFFS) What an ass. 41 00:02:38,076 --> 00:02:40,119 Please take me back! Our love was meant to be-- 42 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:45,041 (SOBBING) I'm gonna be all alone on Valentine's Day! 43 00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:49,212 Hmm, you were right, tears. 44 00:02:51,923 --> 00:02:54,843 Okay. And we are live in 22 minutes. 45 00:02:55,468 --> 00:02:59,931 I'm nervous. I hope people will be around to watch even though it's Valentine's Day. 46 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:04,602 People who are fans of an Internet show about flags? Trust me, they're around. 47 00:03:06,104 --> 00:03:09,482 Oh, and speaking of Valentine's Day, I haven't forgotten about you tonight. 48 00:03:09,858 --> 00:03:11,192 What do you mean? 49 00:03:11,568 --> 00:03:14,946 Well, you've become such an integral part of my life as well as this show, 50 00:03:15,113 --> 00:03:17,991 I felt it only right to include your name in the title. 51 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:19,409 (CHUCKLES) 52 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:21,953 That is so sweet. 53 00:03:22,287 --> 00:03:25,039 So, from now on, this program will officially be known as 54 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:28,960 Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present... 55 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:36,885 Catchy. 56 00:03:40,889 --> 00:03:43,099 I'm gonna check the temp on the tub. 57 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:45,643 Don't make it too hot. 58 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:49,230 Sorry, but too hot is the only temperature I come in. 59 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,655 Look at that. You shaved it all. 60 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:01,826 You're welcome. 61 00:04:03,912 --> 00:04:06,664 Um, question. This is my first hot tub, 62 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:09,834 is it supposed to come with a rat flopping around in it? 63 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,504 Ew, really? Get it out! 64 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:14,881 How? 65 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:16,633 I wish we had a skimmer. 66 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:20,094 Well, you turn off the jets, I'll get a strainer from the kitchen. 67 00:04:20,929 --> 00:04:22,513 I don't know how to turn off the jets! 68 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:25,391 Good, I don't know where you keep the strainer! 69 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:29,228 Excuse me. 70 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:33,024 Bad news, the maitre d' said it's gonna be at least an hour. 71 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,193 An hour? What? That's crazy, we have a reservation. 72 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,195 - I know. - So, what did you say? 73 00:04:37,904 --> 00:04:39,364 Thanks, sorry to bother you. 74 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:42,742 But I said it like a badass. 75 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:47,538 All right, well, can't you like slip him some money or somethin'? 76 00:04:47,747 --> 00:04:49,707 Really? I've never done that before. Does it work? 77 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:52,377 Do people like money? Is that what you're asking? 78 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:56,714 A lot of attitude from the woman who thought MC-squared was a rapper. 79 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:59,050 Now is that a smart thing to say on a holiday 80 00:04:59,217 --> 00:05:01,219 that's basically national sex night? 81 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:04,013 I'm sorry. You're pretty. I'm stupid. 82 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:10,770 Hello. Just checking again for Hofstadter. Still gonna be an hour? 83 00:05:11,521 --> 00:05:13,731 - I'm afraid so. - Okay, thanks. 84 00:05:16,526 --> 00:05:17,777 Hey, 85 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:22,573 I think you may have dropped this? 86 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:24,242 Oh. 87 00:05:24,534 --> 00:05:25,702 Anybody lose a 20? 88 00:05:25,994 --> 00:05:27,036 I did. 89 00:05:38,131 --> 00:05:39,549 Oh, I took care of it. 90 00:05:42,635 --> 00:05:47,098 Okay, we are live in five, four, three-- 91 00:05:47,265 --> 00:05:50,018 Oh, wait, oh, shoot, I already pushed the button, never mind, we're live. 92 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:56,065 Hello, and welcome to a special live edition of Dr. Sheldon Cooper... 93 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,609 And Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present... 94 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:02,613 - Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags! - Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags! 95 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:08,077 Consider tonight's episode a Valentine's Day gift for you, our viewers. 96 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:11,289 It's also my gift to you. 97 00:06:11,456 --> 00:06:14,000 That was clear, right? 'Cause you're not getting anything else. 98 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:18,880 Since we're live, you'll finally be able to reach out to us 99 00:06:19,297 --> 00:06:21,799 with your flag thoughts and flag questions. 100 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:25,303 Allow us to answer a few quick ones that we get all the time. 101 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:30,475 Yes, I really am a doctor. Yes, she really is my girlfriend. 102 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:35,396 And no, I just blink a lot, it's not Morse code for "rescue me." 103 00:06:41,194 --> 00:06:42,570 (COMPUTER CALL RINGING) 104 00:06:43,154 --> 00:06:45,156 Oh, uh, uh... 105 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:46,741 Here's our first call. 106 00:06:48,326 --> 00:06:51,704 Hello and welcome to Fun with Flags, what's your question? 107 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:55,208 RAJ: What is wrong with me, why am I so self-destructive? 108 00:06:58,878 --> 00:07:00,421 - Rajesh? - Yes! 109 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:03,800 Whenever things are going well, I always find a way to ruin it. 110 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:05,968 You two look happy. How do you do it? 111 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,845 I think it starts with good communication-- 112 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:10,932 You know what? That's not a flag question, next caller. 113 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:17,647 I hope you don't think I'm just saying this because it's Valentine's Day, 114 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:19,816 but I love you so much. 115 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,276 I'm gonna put this down your robe. 116 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:27,323 It's not moving but I think it's still alive. 117 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:30,535 Well, should we put it back in there a few minutes? 118 00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:33,079 No! 119 00:07:33,246 --> 00:07:35,998 And it's not a rat, it's a rabbit. 120 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:40,002 - We need to save it. - Well, how do we do that? 121 00:07:40,253 --> 00:07:43,589 I don't know, look it up on your phone. I'm gonna wrap it in a towel. 122 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:48,886 "Taking care of injured rabbit." Okay. 123 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,639 "Make sure it's comfortable and warm." 124 00:07:52,223 --> 00:07:54,225 He was just in a hot tub, I'm gonna say check. 125 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:57,061 Anything else? 126 00:07:57,228 --> 00:07:59,480 "To make sure it's not dehydrated, feed him an electrolyte solution. 127 00:07:59,689 --> 00:08:03,734 "If it's not responding, use a warm cloth to wash its face and genitals." 128 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,113 Yeah. 129 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:14,662 This is ridiculous. You know what, I'm gonna talk to the maitre d'. 130 00:08:15,246 --> 00:08:18,416 - What're you gonna say? - I don't know. I'm gonna flirt with him. 131 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,877 I don't know if I'm comfortable with that. 132 00:08:21,085 --> 00:08:22,712 I'm still sleeping with you tonight. 133 00:08:23,588 --> 00:08:25,631 See if you can get a table by the window. 134 00:08:29,886 --> 00:08:32,513 - Hi, there. What's your name? - Glenn. 135 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,850 Oh, boy, it is crazy in here tonight, huh, Glenn? 136 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,102 Well, you know, Valentine's Day. 137 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:41,439 Yes, ugh, I bet your girlfriend is super bummed you had to work tonight. 138 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:45,818 Anyway, look, we have been waiting awhile, and I just feel-- 139 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:49,238 With all due respect, ma'am, there's nothing I can do. 140 00:08:49,906 --> 00:08:51,824 (CHUCKLES) You don't have to call me ma'am. 141 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:55,036 - Okay. - I mean, we're basically the same age. 142 00:08:55,453 --> 00:08:56,579 (LAUGHS) Okay. 143 00:09:01,459 --> 00:09:02,668 How old are you? 144 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,462 I'm 21, how old are you? 145 00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:07,298 Just shut up, Glenn. 146 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:09,467 Come on. Let's get out of here. 147 00:09:09,634 --> 00:09:11,802 - What, why? - Because I'm young, let's go! 148 00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:19,060 Rajesh, it's perfectly normal to have doubts after breaking up with someone. 149 00:09:19,644 --> 00:09:20,853 RAJ: You really think so? 150 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:22,730 You know what's not normal? 151 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:25,942 Blubbering about emotions during a flag show. 152 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:31,030 Unless that emotion is excitement over New Zealand changing their flag. 153 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:33,741 And good luck you crazy Kiwis, we're rooting for you. 154 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,078 Your friend is hurting. 155 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:42,250 No, Sheldon's right. Emily did say I always talk about my feelings too much. 156 00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:47,296 Why, I suppose that could be a legitimate concern in a relationship. 157 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:51,801 Perhaps even a red flag, and speaking of red flags, 158 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,429 check out this sexy number from the former Soviet Union. 159 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,597 Hubba, hubba. 160 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:00,351 - (COMPUTER CALL RINGING) - Oh, uh... 161 00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:05,106 We have another caller. Hi, you're on Fun with Flags. 162 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,693 BARRY: Hello, I wanna talk about how lonely I am, too. 163 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:12,863 Kripke, is that you? 164 00:10:13,072 --> 00:10:14,657 Yeah, I'm just sittin' here 165 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:18,494 all by myself wondering if I'll ever find someone to share my life with. 166 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:21,163 Preferably Asian, 18 to 24, no fatties. 167 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:28,713 Please, all comments and questions should be flag related. 168 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:32,049 BARRY: All right. Is my pole flag related? 169 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,808 I don't see why not. 170 00:10:47,315 --> 00:10:49,275 He's eating, that's a good sign. 171 00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:53,070 You're gonna have to wait one hour until you can go swimming again. 172 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,575 - He's pretty cute. - He is. 173 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,411 Should we name him? 174 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:04,540 It is Valentine's Day. How about Valentino? 175 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:09,086 Nice. A classic rabbit name. 176 00:11:10,755 --> 00:11:13,591 Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit, Valentino Wolowitz Rabbit. 177 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:20,431 Look at all that chest hair and overbite, of course you're a Wolowitz. 178 00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:25,061 Son of a bitch, he bit me! 179 00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:27,646 - Are you okay? - No. I'm not okay. 180 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,940 Wild rabbits can have rabies. 181 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,735 Oh. Well, why'd you put your finger near its mouth? 182 00:11:32,902 --> 00:11:34,612 Poor judgment, obviously! 183 00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,616 He's so little, I'm sure it's fine. 184 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:42,411 How can it be fine? I just got attacked by a clearly anti-Semitic wild animal. 185 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:48,918 It's not what we planned, but this isn't so bad, right? 186 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,212 (MUFFLED) It is freakin' amazing. 187 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:54,840 Well, I'm glad you're feeling better. 188 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,926 I was just hungry and cranky. 189 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,387 And I've never been called ma'am before. 190 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:02,181 - Is that a big deal? - Kind of. 191 00:12:02,348 --> 00:12:04,141 When's the first time someone's called you sir? 192 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:08,270 Sixth grade. But I wore a sport coat and carried a brief case so... 193 00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:13,067 Can you believe when I met you I was 22? 194 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,986 I mean, it's crazy. Where did all that time go? 195 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:19,407 Hmm, you watched The Bachelor a lot. 196 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,494 Yeah, go ahead and make jokes. But your 30s are almost over. 197 00:12:23,661 --> 00:12:24,703 No, they're not. 198 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,997 You're closer to 40 than you are to 30. 199 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:30,376 (LAUGHS) You married an old man. 200 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,004 Tell you what, let's do something fun tonight. 201 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,840 It won't make us any younger. 202 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,551 Well, maybe not, but someday we actually will be old 203 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,846 and we'll look back on this night and remember what a good time we had. 204 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,390 Okay, like what? 205 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:47,309 I know, food fight! 206 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,359 I'll keep thinking. 207 00:12:57,528 --> 00:13:00,531 Look, I know you both feel bad about being alone, 208 00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:03,784 but sometimes the best thing you can do is take a little time for yourself, 209 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,328 especially when you just got out of a relationship. 210 00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:11,876 And speaking of ending relationships, when British Honduras became Belize, 211 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,172 they designed a new flag with a tree on it. 212 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,216 And I would like to hang myself from that tree. 213 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,391 But Amy, when you and Sheldon split up 214 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,268 didn't you start dating someone right away? 215 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,229 Well, I wouldn't say right away. 216 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,648 And actually, it was three different men. 217 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:39,278 BARRY: Three different men? Damn, girl, way to give the milk away! 218 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,366 Aw, looks like we just lost Kripke. 219 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,202 BARRY: No, actually, I'm still here. 220 00:13:47,912 --> 00:13:49,747 - Now? - Yep. 221 00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:51,248 - Now? - Yep. 222 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,416 Now? 223 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,086 Aw, looks like we just lost Kripke. 224 00:13:56,921 --> 00:13:59,548 Before Emily, I was alone for so long. 225 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,300 I don't know if I can do that again. 226 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,844 Well, you know, here is something that might cheer you up. 227 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,515 The flag of the Isle of Man is nothing but 228 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,267 three legs sharing a weird pair of underpants. 229 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:13,229 So, you think you got problems... 230 00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:16,649 I have an idea. 231 00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:21,320 Maybe someone in our audience would be interested in meeting Rajesh. 232 00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:24,949 Ladies, I can attest that he is a kind, handsome, intelligent-- 233 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:28,285 RAJ: Rich parents, don't forget rich parents! 234 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:33,791 - Spoiled astrophysicist, who not only-- - (COMPUTER CALL RINGING) 235 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,793 Oh, well, that was quick. 236 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,213 Hi, you're on Fun with Flags. 237 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,507 BARRY: Hey, I think I got cut off. 238 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,469 Hello, Kripke. 239 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,179 BARRY: I have a flag question. 240 00:14:47,805 --> 00:14:49,473 How many men did you have sex with? 241 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:57,481 Let's see, what's young and fun? Uh, we could go dancing. 242 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,066 Are you actually gonna dance? 243 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,318 - Well, of course. - Yeah, no one wants to see that. 244 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,822 Hey, how about skinny-dipping at the beach? 245 00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:08,075 No, I don't need any fish nibbling my business. 246 00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:13,122 Oh, there's a screening of Moulin Rouge. I heard the crowd sings along and stuff. 247 00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:14,873 That sounds fun. When's it start? 248 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,333 Midnight. 249 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,252 Midnight, really? 250 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,754 You know what? Let's do it. 251 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,339 Okay, great! 252 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,509 Oh, wait, uh, it's sold out. 253 00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,511 - Oh, thank God! - Yes! 254 00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:32,516 It says rabies in rabbits is highly unlikely. 255 00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:33,934 Terrific! 256 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,312 It's not terrific. Lots of highly unlikely things happen. 257 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,564 You saw what's under this robe and you still married me. 258 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,985 If you're really worried, we'll take him to a vet and have him tested. 259 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:46,280 Good, thank you. Okay, there is a test. 260 00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:50,492 All they have to do is cut off his head and check his brain. 261 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:54,204 Oh, cut off his head? That's where his little nose is. 262 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:59,251 He's not showing any symptoms. 263 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,796 Okay, I guess, I'll just go to the emergency room to be safe. 264 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,591 Howie, this is just your hypochondria. 265 00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:08,010 When I sat on the mute button and thought I'd gone deaf, 266 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,887 that was my hypochondria. 267 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,190 We'll find another time to tell him I'm pregnant. 268 00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:32,201 RAJ: I mean, this is the first time I've ever broken up with someone. 269 00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:34,912 I just... I didn't realize it was gonna hurt just this much. 270 00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:36,580 It really can. 271 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:38,290 All right. 272 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,920 Nothing about this is fun. 273 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,423 And no one wants to talk about flags. 274 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,259 But I haven't spoken in over 10 minutes. 275 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,263 So, enjoy your new show, Internet. 276 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,482 RAJ: I'm sorry for bothering you. I'll hang up now. 277 00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:04,983 Hold on, Rajesh. 278 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,944 You know, you're not being very sympathetic. 279 00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:09,113 You know firsthand that breakups are hard. 280 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:14,535 Fine. If you insist on making me a part of this, yes, 281 00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:16,662 I acknowledge how painful they can be. 282 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:21,792 However, pain has an evolutionary purpose. 283 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,128 It provides information from the environment 284 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,297 that a behavior isn't good for us. 285 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,676 BARRY: Like when I fell in love with that stripper and bought her a Prius. 286 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,764 I'm just gonna push all the buttons. 287 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:40,769 Raj, now, I'm sorry you're suffering. 288 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,772 When Amy and I were broken up, I also suffered. 289 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,734 And this may sound surprising, 290 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,153 but I'm grateful for having gone through it. 291 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,071 Really? 292 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:52,948 Yes. 293 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,368 I believe our relationship now is stronger than ever. 294 00:17:58,162 --> 00:17:59,371 So do I. 295 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:03,667 When we were apart, I learned how important you are to me. 296 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:07,546 And I realized that when two people are in love, sometimes they-- 297 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,590 Happy Valentine's Day! 298 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,258 (HORN BLOWING) 299 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,846 We are young and fun! 300 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,515 (HORN CONTINUES BLOWING) 301 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,187 I stand corrected. 302 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:35,115 Congratulations on a successful live show. 303 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,367 And a lovely Valentine's Day. 304 00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:43,123 Cleaning up is not young and fun. 305 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,918 It can be. Confetti fight! 306 00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:54,510 Maybe you should take a break. I got this. 307 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:02,476 Did you know the singular of confetti is confetto? 308 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,230 Interesting, and when would you use the singular? 309 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,733 I'm glad you asked. Amy, you have a confetto in your nose. 310 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:14,154 No, no, no, other side. There you go. 311 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,101 English - SDH