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So Sheldon, there's something
I've been wanting to talk about,
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but I know it's kind of a touchy subject.
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Way to narrow it down to everything.
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What is it?
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Well, your birthday is coming up
and you've never let us celebrate it,
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and I was hoping maybe this year we could.
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Oh. I suppose
that's a discussion we could have.
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Okay, great. I mean,
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it doesn't have to be a big party
or anything. I was just--
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Where'd he go?
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Wait a minute.
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You mention his birthday and he vanishes?
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Well, where has that information been
this whole time?
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Well, where is he?
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- Sheldon?
- I'll check his room.
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Surprise!
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- Oh, my God!
- Why?
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Just one example
of how birthdays can be terrible.
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Now, can we please drop this subject
and pick a new one?
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You know, I suggest, "How thick can
a soup get before it becomes a stew?"
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You know, that answer,
it may surprise you.
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I'm sorry I brought it up.
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Yeah, what is the problem?
Is it about getting older?
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Please, look at this porcelain skin.
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I'm like a human sink.
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But it's the one day a year
that's just all about you.
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One day. (LAUGHS)
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Right.
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Can you please just tell me why?
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Fine.
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As you know, I have a twin sister
with whom I obviously share a birthday.
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Every year we'd have a party.
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No one I invited would ever come
because they didn't like me.
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I'm sorry.
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That part wasn't so bad,
I didn't like them either.
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But then I'd inevitably spend
the whole day
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being tortured by my sister's friends.
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Aw. Poor thing.
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When I was six, they told me
Batman was coming to my party.
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I waited by the door for hours.
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Closest thing to Batman I saw
was when a robin flew into the window.
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You realize none of those things
would happen now?
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I do.
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But why do you care
if I celebrate my birthday at all?
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Well,
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you made my last birthday so memorable,
I wanted to return the favor.
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You know, if you had a party now, you have
plenty of friends who would love to come.
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And we live here, so we have no choice.
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Yeah.
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Very well.
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You may celebrate my life
by throwing a party
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with cake, presents,
and a shower of admiration and love.
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But then you owe me big time.
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You have any idea what
you're getting Sheldon for his birthday?
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He's been fascinated
with dinosaurs lately.
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Maybe we could get him a fossil.
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Just don't get anything Jurassic.
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He feels like that whole chunk of time
has gone Hollywood.
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You know, he told a sad story
about how his sister tricked him
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into thinking Batman
was coming to his party.
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That's funny, let's do that.
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Maybe we could get Batman
to actually show up.
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You mean, some guy in a lame suit?
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Or a real Batman.
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Hey, Stuart,
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didn't you try to get Adam West
to do a signing here once?
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Yeah, but there was kind of
a scheduling conflict.
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He wanted to know when he'd get paid,
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and I wouldn't tell him.
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Can I get his contact info?
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Sure.
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But just so you know, he's kind of a diva.
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- He is?
- Oh, yeah.
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He won't take the bus,
he won't pack his own lunch.
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He won't let you spend the night
on his couch.
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Okay.
So, how do you feel about party balloons?
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Mylar balloons, yes.
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Latex balloons, no.
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Water balloons, I will jump off the roof
and aim for your car.
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All right, what about music?
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I enjoy marching bands
and Tibetan throat singing.
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No music it is.
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What kind of cake do you like?
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Well, my favorite is chocolate
with strawberry frosting, three layers,
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and if there's writing on it,
make sure it's not all caps.
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I don't need my dessert yelling at me.
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Hey, so what was Adam West like
on the phone?
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Nice guy.
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But it was a little weird
to hear Batman say,
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"Don't ring the doorbell
or my poodles will go crazy."
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You know, Adam West is my favorite Batman.
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Well, after Michael Keaton, Christian Bale
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and Batman from The Lego Movie.
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Don't say that to him.
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What? He beat out George Clooney,
and that's something.
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Like, I love me some Clooney.
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Don't say that to anyone.
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Thank you so much for helping us, Stuart.
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I was just glad to be invited.
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To be honest, I don't always feel
like I'm part of the group.
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Okay, sweetie, we're on the clock here.
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Can you hate yourself
and frost at the same time?
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Hello. Hope I'm not too early.
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Not at all. Come on in.
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And how is the radiant mommy-to-be?
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Doing great!
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- You-- You're pregnant?
- Yeah.
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Sounds like something
a member of the group might know.
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Yeah.
Birthday party first, pity party later.
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Are you crazy?
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How can you put Michael Keaton
in front of Christian Bale?
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Oh, please.
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Even my poodles know Bale's overrated.
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Thank you!
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That's why I say Keaton's number one.
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He brought a sense of humor to the role.
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Well, if you're gonna factor in
a sense of humor,
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well, I should be at the top of the list.
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It should be me, Keaton, Kilmer,
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LEGO, Bale,
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and that pretty boy Clooney.
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Really? You're ahead of Bale?
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The man who personified the words,
"I'm Batman"?
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I never had to say, "I'm Batman."
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I showed up, people knew I was Batman.
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Everywhere I went,
on the TV show, mall openings,
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Julie Newmar's bungalow.
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- I'm sold. You're ahead of Bale.
- (ALL CHUCKLING)
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There's another reason
I should be higher on the list.
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All those other guys
had muscles built into their costumes.
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All I had in my batsuit
was 100% grade A West.
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Can we just all agree
we're worried about Affleck?
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- Sure.
- Yeah. Of course.
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What's an Affleck?
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Is there a reason
I had to leave my own apartment?
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Well, I think they just want you to see it
for the first time all decorated.
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But who's gonna tell them
they're doing it wrong?
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Well, I'm sure they'll ask you
to give a speech,
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and that's when
you just tear them a new one.
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I have to say, you--
You do look good in that suit.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Maybe later I'll get to see you
in your birthday suit.
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But this is my birthday suit.
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Are you having a stroke?
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Because that's the kind of thing
that just ruins a birthday party.
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So, Mother, I'm surprised you came
all this way for Sheldon's birthday.
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I was happy to.
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He did come to my 60th.
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Oh! You had a party for your 60th?
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I wouldn't call it a party.
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Just a few close friends.
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And your sister and brother.
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You know, to be fair, we did get married
in Vegas and didn't invite her.
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And I never did thank you for that, dear.
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- (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
- Oh!
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Penny says everyone's there.
Are you ready?
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(EXHALES)
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I am.
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Oh!
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- Wait.
- Are you all right?
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No, I just... I got a little lightheaded.
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Oh. Do you need a minute?
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(EXHALES)
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No.
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No, if I can walk past that pet shop
with the parrot in the window,
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I suppose I can do this.
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ALL: Happy birthday!
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(CHEERING)
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Speech, speech!
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Come on, Sheldon. Say something.
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Why, thank you all so much for coming.
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Beverly, Wil Wheaton,
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Adam West, for some reason.
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Batman finally came to your party.
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Happy birthday, Sherman.
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SHELDON: Thank you.
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This is all so thoughtful.
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(HEARTBEAT THUMPING)
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Excuse me.
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I still get paid, don't I?
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Okay.
I'd better go in there and talk to him.
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Well, don't you think
I'm the one who should go in?
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No offense, but I've known the guy
a really long time.
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Well, I've, you know,
seen him without pants on.
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Again, no offense, but so have I.
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Well, he's seen me without pants on.
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- Again, no offense--
- Okay, this is ridiculous!
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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PENNY: Sheldon? Can I come in?
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How do you know
I'm not using the facilities?
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Because you email me
your bathroom schedule once a week
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even though I've clicked "unsubscribe"
like a thousand times.
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So, what's going on?
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I don't know.
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I looked around the room
and I saw all the faces and the presents,
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and it was just too much.
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I get that.
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Hey, you wanna just bring
a few people in here?
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You know, Wil Wheaton in the bathtub,
Batman on the toilet.
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It'll be like the weirdest Comic-Con ever.
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I know that you worked hard
to put this together.
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I'm sorry I'm ruining it.
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Oh... You're not ruining it.
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Look, at some point, Raj will try
to get everyone to do the Electric Slide.
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Now that will ruin it.
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I don't think I can go back out there.
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That's fine.
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00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:43,204
You know, I hate that your sister
and her friends used to torture you.
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But what I hate even more is,
if I was there,
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I would have tortured you, too.
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Based on this pep talk,
I'd say you're still doing it.
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My point is, there was a time
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I never would have been friends
with someone like you,
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and now,
you are one of my favorite people.
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So, if what you need
is to spend your birthday in a bathroom,
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I'm happy to do it with you.
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Well, everyone will think I'm weird.
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Sweetie, you are weird.
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Everyone knows you're weird.
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But they're all still here
because they care about you so much.
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BARRY: Hello?
Some of us need to check our hair
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because we might have a shot
with Leonard's mother!
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- Leonard.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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- It's been a while.
- Leslie.
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Well, I can't remember
the last time we talked.
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So much has changed!
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Has it?
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Yeah. Penny and I got married.
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Oh! Congratulations!
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You know, actually, I thought
you'd be living with Sheldon forever.
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Yeah, well...
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Don't be a stranger.
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Okay, everybody.
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Sheldon is gonna come back out,
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but I think he's a little embarrassed,
so let's all be extra nice, okay?
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What are you looking at me for?
I'm a saint. (LAUGHS)
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But a sinner in the sack.
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Hello, everyone.
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I'd like to apologize for my behavior.
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I hope it hasn't put
a damper on the party.
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So, just, please, enjoy yourselves.
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That's good.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Oh, this is quickly getting out of hand.
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If I may, I'd like to propose a toast.
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Um...
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Thank you all for coming tonight.
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I know it's customary
for the birthday boy to receive presents,
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but I feel like I got the greatest gift
the day he was born.
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- Aw!
- Hear, hear. Yes.
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Amy, that was lovely.
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This is fun. Let's do more.
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Someone else say
something wonderful about me.
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Sheldon, I don't think everyone--
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Wolowitz, perfect.
Everyone listen to Wolowitz.
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Okay, then, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
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Sheldon. (CHUCKLES)
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We've known each other a long time,
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and it is a pleasure to work with you
and call you my friend.
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Little generic, keep thinking.
We'll circle back.
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Wil Wheaton, go!
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Sheldon, I know that we have had
our ups and downs,
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but I can honestly say
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that my life is so much more interesting
because you are in it.
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We may have met
because you are a fan of Star Trek,
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but I have become a fan of Sheldon Cooper.
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Live long and prosper, buddy.
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And happy birthday.
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- Cheers.
- ALL: Cheers!
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That's how you do it, Wolowitz!
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Now you see
why he's famous and you're not.
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Sheldon,
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I know the future holds
great things for you,
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and we all can't wait
to see what they are.
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Happy birthday, dear.
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ALL: Cheers!
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Someone call animal control,
there's a cougar on the loose.
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Barry, stop.
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Seriously, Barry, stop!
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And it was Gandhi who said,
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"Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
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"Learn as if you were to live forever."
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And it was Sheldon Cooper who said,
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"Let's speed this up,
a lot of people wanna talk."
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In the past,
I would've said something obnoxious
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like, "Happy birthday, dumbass."
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But I'm not gonna do it.
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You and I have both grown a lot,
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and it's just so nice
to see you all again.
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So, happy birthday, Sheldon.
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You know I hate change. Say it.
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Happy birthday, dumbass!
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Yes!
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Happy birthday, young man.
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And if any of you have enjoyed
seeing me here today,
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I'm also available for Comic-Cons,
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bachelor parties, bar mitzvahs--
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I can't think of anything to say
that hasn't already been said,
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so, here's to you, Sheldon.
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- Hear, hear!
- Cheers!
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Thank you, Bernadette. That was perfect.
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What? You gotta be kidding me!
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Sheldon, we've been together so long,
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it's hard to remember a time
you weren't in my life.
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Believe me, I try.
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You make me laugh,
you make me a better scientist,
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you make me crazy.
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You're more than just my roommate.
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You're my brother.
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Thank you.
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Happy birthday, buddy.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers!
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Thank you. That was wonderful.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Stuart didn't get to speak.
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Oh. Okay. Um...
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Sheldon, I've spent
most of my life feeling invisible,
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- but having you and everyone--
- AMY: Hey, everybody. Listen up!
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You nailed it.
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I've got someone who couldn't be here
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but really wanted to wish you
a happy birthday.
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Hello, Sheldon.
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- Professor Hawking!
- (CHUCKLES)
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Happy birthday to you
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Thank you so much. I can't believe that--
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Happy birthday to you
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You're singing. Well, I'm sorry.
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Happy birthday, dear Sheldon
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Uh, Professor Hawking,
if you just give us one second,
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we'll light the candles
and we could all sing together.
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I was crushing it, but all right.
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Okay. While they get the cake,
Sheldon, I just wanna say,
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I hope you didn't think you were
gonna get through tonight without a hug.
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You know, I used to hate these hugs.
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Now they're just extremely irritating.
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Ready when you are, Professor Hawking.
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And a one, and a two...
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ALL: (SINGING) Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday, dear Sheldon
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HAWKING:...dear Sheldon
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Happy birthday to you
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HAWKING:...to you
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(ALL CHEERING)
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So, who's taking me home?
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