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(VOICE BREAKING) I understand your e-mail.
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(STAMMERS) Can you repeat that?
You're breaking up.
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(VOICE BREAKING)
I didn't understand your e-mail.
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Ah, yeah, well,
I had to get a little creative
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because the "S," "R" and "M" keys
on my laptop stopped working.
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"Deaw Aby,
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"could you pleathe dwive be
to the twain thtow thubtibe tobowow?"
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So, is that a yes?
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Sheldon, why don't you get a new computer?
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You know that one's out-of-date.
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Oh. But I like this computer.
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The video is failing
and the sound is cutting out.
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(STAMMERS) I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
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(VOICE BREAKING) The video is failing
and...is cutting...
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I'm sorry one more time,
the sound is cutting out.
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What? I can't read that,
the video is failing.
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Get a...computer.
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What?
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Get...new...
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What?
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- (GROANS LIGHTLY)
- (PHONE RINGING)
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- Hello?
- AMY: Get a new computer!
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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This is cool.
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When was the last time
you and I built something together?
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Scientifically? Little over a year ago.
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LEGOs? Last week in my room.
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If there was a Nobel Prize
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for Millennium Falcons that fall apart
when you pick them up we'd be set.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey, what are you doing here?
- Hey.
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We heard there were some sexy scientists
working hard all weekend.
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Yup, so we brought you some lunch
and we are gonna go look for 'em.
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Soup, sandwiches and emasculation,
just like my mom used to make.
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- So, how's it goin'?
- Good. Slow.
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There's a lot of tedious set-up,
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but once we get through that
it should go quicker.
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Is there anything we can do to help?
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You know what,
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this part isn't that technical,
you actually could.
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Wow. Really?
Called my bluff, all righty then.
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Can we really help?
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Yeah, while we finish soldering
these boards,
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it'd be great if you guys could wrap
these pipe fittings with Teflon tape.
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I'll show you how to do one.
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Hey, wouldn't it be funny if
after all your years of hard work,
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I'm the one who makes a scientific
breakthrough? (SNICKERING)
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He doesn't think that's funny.
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(STATIC)
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(GASPS)
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(SIGHS)
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(DOOR KNOCK)
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I got here as quickly as I could.
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You're too late.
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(FUNERAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Sheldon, this is silly.
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You got emotional
when that lab monkey died.
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That lab monkey told me he loved me
in sign language.
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(STAMMERS)
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Great, now I'm gonna have that song
in my head all day.
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Look, I'm sorry for your loss,
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but I think I have something
that might make you feel better.
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I got you a new computer!
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(SNICKERING)
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How could you do that?
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Do what?
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Choosing a new laptop
is an incredibly personal ritual.
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But, you have taken away
weeks of agonizing thought,
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tedious research,
sleepless nights filled with indecision.
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(STAMMERS)
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Haven't I lost enough today?
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Well, the guy at the store
said this one is great.
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Oh... The guy!
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Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize
you'd spoken to the guy.
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Tell me, did the guy choose one
with a 4K display and a Thunderbolt port?
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- Yes.
- Yeah?
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Well, did the guy make sure
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that this has
a one terabyte solid-state drive?
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- Yes.
- Yeah?
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Well, was this guy Rick from
Computer Solutions on Colorado?
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Yes.
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Yeah, well, he does know his stuff.
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After you wrap the body
in reflective tape,
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the ends get Teflon tape
so we can get a tight seal.
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- Like this? Oh.
- Yeah, perfect.
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And it helps to have small,
delicate fingers.
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So, don't be discouraged
if you can't do it
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as fast as me and Howard. (CHUCKLING)
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I don't know if we have enough solder
to finish these circuit boards.
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We had a full spool yesterday.
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What can I say, I play hard,
I solder even harder.
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Sometimes he solders at home
with his shirt off,
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it's like a beer commercial.
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Well, we gotta make a run
to the hardware store.
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How can you call yourself a scientist
and run out of solder?
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(CHUCKLING) Well, funny story.
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So, we have plenty of
the 60-40 tin to lead ratio solder,
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but the spools look a lot
like the 63-37 tin to lead--
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Honey, honey, honey, let me stop you.
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That is not a funny story.
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You wanna come with us?
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Kinda getting into the groove here.
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Yeah, you guys run to the store
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and let the women
handle the science for a change.
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- Okay, we'll be back as soon as we can.
- (PENNY CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Okay, so what is solder?
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I suppose I should set this up.
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Or would you like to rob me of that, too?
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Knock it off,
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or I'll start making W-H sounds
for words that just have a W.
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- You wouldn't.
- Watch me.
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Fine, I'm sorry.
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Thank you for the thoughtful gift.
I really do appreciate it.
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Well, as you know, I had become
attached to my old laptop,
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but I'm sure, in time, this one--
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(GASPS) Jeepers-creepers,
that started up fast!
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I thought you might like it.
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Look at the 4K resolution!
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Next time we Skype,
I'm gonna count all those nostril hairs.
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Or you could just look into my eyes.
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But you only have two eyes,
you got a lot of nostril hairs.
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Well, you know, as long as you're happy.
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I am. (CHUCKLES)
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And Rick said you could bring in
your old one to recycle it.
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Oh. No, no, no, thank you.
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But he said you can get store credit.
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Well, no, I don't want to recycle it
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and, you know, I don't want store credit.
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- But, why wouldn't--
- Can we please change the subject?
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Okay, how about we change it to
why you're being weird about this?
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I'm not being weird.
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It's hard to explain.
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Sheldon, just tell me.
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It might be easier to show you.
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Okay.
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We have to take your car.
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All right.
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And I'm gonna need you to sign
a non-disclosure agreement.
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Well, I signed one before
we slept together, why not now?
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Penny says they're having fun
working on the prototype.
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Remember when her fun was
night clubs and drinking games?
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I know, I'm lowering the bar so slowly
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this time next year
she'll have a coin collection.
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Excuse me,
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you guys interested in a free screening
of an upcoming movie?
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- Sorry, we can't.
- Well, hang on.
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What movie is it?
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Oh, I can't tell you,
but it does star Will Smith.
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Wait, I bet it's Suicide Squad.
Let's check it out.
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What about the girls?
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Penny just said they're having fun.
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Honestly, you wanna wrap tape around
a bunch of pipe fittings all afternoon?
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- Okay, we'll take 'em.
- Okay.
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LEONARD: But I swear, if it's Will Smith
in Shark Tale 2,
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it better be at least
as good as the original.
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I mean, it's crazy, isn't it?
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I moved here from Nebraska
to be an actress
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and now I'm sitting
in an engineering lab at Caltech
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helping to build a prototype
for a high-tech guidance system.
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It is crazy.
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It's also crazy that I've made 14 of these
and you've made three.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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Hey, where are the guys?
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Oh, they went to the store to get solder,
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which is metal you melt
to make science things.
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Since when do you work on weekends?
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I'm an astrophysicist,
the stars don't take a day off.
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You were home alone
and had no one to play with?
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Well, the cleaning lady was there,
but she doesn't like me.
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You need any help?
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Not with Lightning McQueen here.
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I think we're good.
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Okay, that's cool.
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Guess everybody's involved
in this project but me.
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So, see ya.
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I feel bad,
should we have asked him to stay?
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RAJ: (GIRLY VOICE) Yes.
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Will you please tell me where we're going?
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Sorry, you're on a need-to-know basis.
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I'm driving the car, I need to know.
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Right.
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So where are we going?
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No, I meant turn right and you missed it.
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Maybe you do need to know.
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(LEONARD SIGHS)
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What are we gonna tell the girls?
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- It's not a problem.
- I mean, without lying.
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And now you've made it a problem.
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Come on, we're a couple of smart guys,
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I'm sure we can come up
with a way to explain this
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that doesn't make us look bad.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:07,942
Oh, the boys had to drive
all the way to San Bernardino
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for the solder and got a flat.
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- (PHONE CHIMES)
- They bought it.
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But we're gonna have to
put the spare on before we go back.
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Oh, you're good at this.
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(CHUCKLES) Well, I lie a lot.
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Hey, guys, thank you for being
a part of our test screening.
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You're about to be one of the first
audiences to see Suicide Squad.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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You were right.
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I keep telling you,
good things happen to bad people.
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(CHUCKLING)
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We're gonna get started
in a couple of minutes, enjoy.
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Who you texting?
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Raj. He really wants to see this movie.
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- Oh, he'll never make it in time.
- I know.
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I wanna make him feel bad.
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"Ha-ha, Leonard and I are
about to see Suicide Squad.
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"Spoiler alert.
When I see you I'm gonna spoil it."
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You're a good friend.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,045
Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
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00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,592
Would you ladies please
leave the room for a moment?
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Why?
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I need to rub my genitals
on their prototype.
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00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,434
What's going on?
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Leonard and Howard don't have a flat.
They went to the movies. Look.
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- Un-freakin'-believable!
- Son of a bitch.
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You know what? I'm gonna let them know
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that I'm here with you
and that they're busted.
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00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:36,238
No, you know what, don't. Don't.
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Let's let them think
they're getting away with it.
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00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:41,035
Yeah, let's see how deep a hole
they could dig for themselves.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Interesting.
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I mean, it's not testicles on a cryostat,
but I like it.
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Why do you have a storage unit?
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(SIGHS) Just wait.
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How long have you had it?
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Just wait.
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Do you want me to hold that computer?
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Just... You know what, actually, yes,
thank you.
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Welcome to my fortress of shame.
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I'm sorry, what am I looking at?
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Basically everything I've ever owned.
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Um, every book, every T-shirt,
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every piece of broken electronics,
just... All of it.
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All of it?
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I have a Ziploc bag
filled with all my old Ziploc bags.
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Okay. Well...
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I would like to tell you
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00:13:03,993 --> 00:13:10,040
that there is nothing here
to be ashamed of.
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So I'm gonna need a minute.
247
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All right, how are we gonna
play this when they return?
248
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I know, you guys should
totally be making out with me.
249
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Sweetie, I know you think
jokes like that are funny,
250
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but do you really think you could
handle makin' out with both of us?
251
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(INHALES DEEPLY) No, ma'am.
252
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Okay, okay, how about this.
253
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They don't know you're here with us,
so you hide in the closet.
254
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When they show up, we'll hear
whatever their dumb story is
255
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about where they were,
we'll pretend to believe them,
256
00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,081
and just when they think
they got away with it, you jump out.
257
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Yeah, that's pretty good.
258
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I love it! I'll be all like, "Busted!"
259
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And they'll be like, "What?"
260
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And then we'll all be like, "Oh, yeah!"
261
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Yeah, I get it, I wouldn't make out
with me either.
262
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:10,059
In here is every clock radio
I've ever owned.
263
00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:15,105
Calculators, VHS tapes,
yeah, sporting equipment.
264
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You have sporting equipment?
265
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:24,031
Well, it's a golf ball
that my brother threw at my head.
266
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You can still feel the dent.
267
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,787
It's right next to the hockey-puck dent.
268
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:35,751
Okay, why do you have a bin of pinecones?
269
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,628
I used to collect them as a child.
270
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:41,298
The spiral of scales open
in the Fibonacci sequence.
271
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A fact that, when you tell your brother,
gets a golf ball thrown at your head.
272
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So, why do you feel
you need to save these things?
273
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I'd like to say it's nostalgia,
274
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,691
but every time I think
of throwing anything away
275
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my ears start to ring
and I get butterflies in my stomach.
276
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:06,156
And then it feels like
the butterflies get eaten by rats.
277
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:10,411
- And then the rats get eaten by--
- Okay, I get it. I get it.
278
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It ends with dinosaurs.
279
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I'm sorry if you think less of me.
280
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I don't.
281
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Really?
282
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Because every time I come in here,
I think less of me.
283
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:28,345
Why?
284
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Because I'm a fraud.
285
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,517
I purport to be a man of the mind.
286
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:37,313
I've been such a vocal champion
of The Singularity,
287
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,858
but how can I leave my body behind
and become one with the Internet
288
00:15:41,025 --> 00:15:44,028
when I've never even thrown
a toothbrush away?
289
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:51,535
It's okay, Sheldon, you know,
I've saved a lot of weird things, too.
290
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,662
Like what?
291
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,706
Well...
292
00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,669
Um, did you know I have a microscope slide
with a little bit of tissue
293
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,172
from the first brain I ever dissected.
294
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:08,385
I have an old teddy bear I secretly
wiped my nose on for years.
295
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It's not a contest.
296
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,566
- Okay, here they come.
- Go hide.
297
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:26,612
Oh, man, when I come out of the closet
I'm gonna nail those guys.
298
00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:31,241
Yeah, I heard it, shut up.
299
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,415
- Hey.
- Hi.
300
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,084
Hey, what's this?
301
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,294
Listen, we did a stupid thing.
302
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:44,588
We went to a movie and lied about it,
303
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:47,257
but we feel bad
and wanna make it up to you.
304
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,385
So, these are for you,
and if you're not too mad,
305
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,136
we'd love to take you guys to dinner.
306
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,638
Yeah, anywhere you want.
307
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,057
Well, thank you for being honest.
308
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,392
Yeah, you know, I wanna be upset,
309
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,644
but we did kinda have fun
working on the prototype.
310
00:16:58,811 --> 00:17:00,604
RAJ: Don't forgive them! Stay mad at them!
311
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,274
What is he doing in there?
312
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,318
Busting you!
313
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,114
It's okay, they apologized.
314
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,949
Yeah, it's fine.
315
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:14,952
Well, this is kinda anti-climactic.
316
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,581
You know what wasn't anti-climactic?
The end of the movie! Get this.
317
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,583
No spoilers! No spoilers!
318
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,586
And he's back in the closet.
319
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,425
- Ready for dinner?
- Yeah.
320
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,638
Should we invite Raj?
321
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:35,848
RAJ: (GIRLY VOICE) Yes.
322
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,520
So, no one else knows about this?
323
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,564
Only you.
324
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,484
Thank you for trusting me.
325
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:49,903
What good is having a girlfriend
326
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,573
if you can't unload your
psychological sewage on her?
327
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,410
That's me, your emotional outhouse.
328
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:03,792
You know, if you ever decide
you want to do something about this,
329
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,502
I'm here for you.
330
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,837
Thank you.
331
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,174
I wouldn't even know how to begin.
332
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,843
Baby steps, I guess.
333
00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:25,063
I suppose I could try
getting rid of the golf ball.
334
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,399
Oh. Okay.
335
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,069
I will always have the dent
to remember it by.
336
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,533
(INHALES DEEPLY)
337
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,415
(SIGHS)
338
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,629
You did it.
339
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,839
Do you feel okay?
340
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,345
Actually, yes, I do.
341
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,389
Well, I'm proud of you.
342
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:01,892
Thanks.
343
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,159
I'm glad I told you
about the storage unit.
344
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,079
Well, I feel closer to you now.
345
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,956
I feel closer to you, too.
346
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:28,836
You know, it's still a couple of hours
until my bed time.
347
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,928
What did you have in mind?
348
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,430
You look amazing.
349
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:48,522
I mean, this resolution is remarkable.
350
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,609
I really had to go home for this?
351
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:57,447
Yes, but it's like
you're right here in the room.
352
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,366
And yet, I'm not.
353
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,830
But I feel like I could just
reach out and touch you.
354
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:06,331
And yet, you can't.
355
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,335
I know!
356
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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