1 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:06,883 SHELDON: It's nice to get back to nature. 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,927 Why don't I do this more often? 3 00:00:10,762 --> 00:00:11,846 (DOOR OPENING) 4 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:15,266 What a beautiful forest. 5 00:00:16,601 --> 00:00:20,105 (GASPS) Hello, little butterfly. Mmm. 6 00:00:21,356 --> 00:00:23,108 What's your name-- Oh! 7 00:00:24,109 --> 00:00:25,527 (CHUCKLES) What you doin'? 8 00:00:25,694 --> 00:00:30,365 I was enjoying some virtual reality. You ruined it with your actual face. 9 00:00:31,908 --> 00:00:33,410 What am I smelling? 10 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:37,163 It's car air freshener. I was simulating the smell of the forest. 11 00:00:38,248 --> 00:00:39,708 That's not what the forest smells like. 12 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:41,376 Well, how would I know? 13 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:46,464 Why are you pretending to be outdoors? You hate it. 14 00:00:47,257 --> 00:00:49,592 Oh, Amy showed me a compelling study 15 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:52,887 that demonstrated the cognitive benefit of spending time in the wilderness. 16 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,014 Buddy, I am ready to drive you into the wilderness 17 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:56,683 anytime you want and leave you there. 18 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,394 Well, make your jokes, 19 00:00:59,561 --> 00:01:02,147 but some of the participants who spent four days in the woods, 20 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:03,440 away from all technology, 21 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:07,026 reported a 50% gain in reasoning skills upon their return. 22 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:11,281 Okay, if that's true, why aren't there more genius squirrels? 23 00:01:14,284 --> 00:01:16,286 You may need this more than I do. 24 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:19,998 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 25 00:01:49,444 --> 00:01:50,653 - Here's your tea. - (SHELDON GASPS) 26 00:01:52,405 --> 00:01:55,450 You don't sneak up on a guy when he's sitting on a log. 27 00:01:56,868 --> 00:01:58,536 You know, if you really wanna be in nature, 28 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:00,246 why don't we rent a cabin? 29 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:01,831 I'm sorry, when did you even get here? 30 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:05,376 You know, there's a cabin in Big Bear 31 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,170 that a doctor I work with keeps offering me. 32 00:02:07,337 --> 00:02:08,421 Because he's hitting on you? 33 00:02:08,588 --> 00:02:10,965 - She. - Oh, good. 34 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,425 But I could get her. 35 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:16,596 Look, we could all go for the weekend. It'll be fun. 36 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:18,181 Yeah... (CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me. 37 00:02:23,061 --> 00:02:24,896 Here, look up fun, get back to me. 38 00:02:27,065 --> 00:02:28,566 You and I could still go and have a nice weekend. 39 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:29,734 Sure. 40 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:31,694 Come on, Sheldon, let's go with them. 41 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,279 (SCOFFS) I hardly think so. 42 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:37,408 But you be sure and say hello to all the mosquitos, bees, bears, 43 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,828 snakes, possums, poison oak-- 44 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:43,581 Oh, and last but not least, teenagers with guitars. 45 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:47,252 I'll see if it's available. 46 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:51,923 You know, if that study's real, Leonard might come back smarter than you. 47 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:55,051 - Are you trying to manipulate me? - Yes. 48 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,095 - Well done, it worked. We're going. - Yay! 49 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,139 (GUNSHOTS ON TV) 50 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,058 Come on, Raj, give me a bag. 51 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,643 No, no, you're pregnant. 52 00:03:04,102 --> 00:03:07,730 The only thing you carry is our hope for a better tomorrow. 53 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,568 Hey, where you been? 54 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:14,821 Ah, Raj took me to the baby doctor and then we swung by the grocery store. 55 00:03:14,988 --> 00:03:16,489 Did you get graham crackers? 56 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:19,242 I mean... (STAMMERING) Is the baby okay? 57 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:22,495 Yes and yes. 58 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:25,623 I didn't know you needed help running errands today. 59 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:28,293 - I didn't, but Raj volunteered. - Really? 60 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:29,794 Yeah, ever since you told him I was pregnant, 61 00:03:29,961 --> 00:03:31,337 he's really been making a fuss over me. 62 00:03:31,504 --> 00:03:33,882 Well, I guess that's kind of sweet. 63 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:37,176 Bernie, I just forwarded you 64 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:41,055 a list of the top five lactation consultants in Los Angeles. 65 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:44,183 I know my favorite, but I'd love to hear what you think. 66 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:48,229 And it just got weird. 67 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,193 - Hey, Amy's downstairs. - Okay. One sec. 68 00:03:55,737 --> 00:03:57,614 Uh, what... What you got goin' on here? 69 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:00,700 I bought a baseball cap. 70 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:03,578 I can see that. What team did you get? 71 00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:05,538 Uh, Hufflepuff from Harry Potter. 72 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,626 Well, we'll be in the woods. 73 00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:12,587 I'm ready to go. (SIGHS) 74 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,550 Anything you'd like to say to him? 75 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:18,927 Nice hat, Sheldon. 76 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,261 Thanks. 77 00:04:21,596 --> 00:04:23,222 Why you so mean to me? 78 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:28,436 (WOMAN SCREAMING IN PAIN ON TABLET) 79 00:04:36,361 --> 00:04:38,029 What the hell are you watching? 80 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:42,283 Raj found all these childbirth videos online. 81 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,702 This one is of a woman giving birth in a river. 82 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:49,958 Okay, that is the least Jewish thing I've ever seen in my life. 83 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:57,715 You feel like Raj is getting a little carried away with all the baby stuff? 84 00:04:57,882 --> 00:05:00,635 I don't think so, he just wants to be part of the experience. 85 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:04,013 All right. If you say so. What's in the box? 86 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:06,766 It's an ultrasonic microphone so we can hear the baby's heartbeat. 87 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:10,561 Oh! That's cool. Can we try it? 88 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,522 Well, actually, Raj ordered it. 89 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:14,941 He made me promise to wait till he was here. 90 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:18,486 So he can be part of the experience? 91 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:19,821 Yeah. 92 00:05:19,988 --> 00:05:22,031 Surprised he let us conceive without him. 93 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,202 It's a sore spot, don't bring it up. 94 00:05:29,998 --> 00:05:31,708 It's so cute and rustic up here. 95 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:34,210 I know, did you see they still have a video rental place? 96 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:36,170 It's like Colonial Williamsburg. (CHUCKLES) 97 00:05:38,006 --> 00:05:41,551 Well, cell service is down to one bar, 98 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:44,012 so if anyone needs medical attention 99 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:47,306 or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid, now's the time. 100 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,435 Have you ever been off the grid before? 101 00:05:51,144 --> 00:05:55,815 Once. The battery ran out on my phone. I had to wait for my iPad to turn on. 102 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:58,735 I was afraid he was gonna eat me. 103 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:03,531 Raj just pulled up. 104 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,159 (SIGHS) I'm gonna say something to him. 105 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,286 Leave it alone. He means well. 106 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:11,247 So, you don't think he needs to rein it in a little? 107 00:06:11,748 --> 00:06:13,249 No, not really. 108 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:17,754 You're not concerned he's acting like somehow this is his kid, too? 109 00:06:18,296 --> 00:06:19,797 He's just trying to be supportive. 110 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:23,634 Just supportive. Not over-the-top in any way? 111 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,136 No. 112 00:06:25,303 --> 00:06:26,888 RAJ: (IN SING-SONG VOICE) Hello! 113 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:34,187 You saw him carrying that. 114 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:37,273 Astronauts saw him carrying that. 115 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:46,491 (GASPS) This place is great! 116 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,993 So nice of that doctor to just let you use it. 117 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,370 Well, she is taking me to an Indigo Girls concert, 118 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:52,914 so hold that thought. 119 00:06:55,666 --> 00:07:00,088 Okay, well, should we check each other for ticks? 120 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:06,010 Sheldon, all we did was walk in from the car. 121 00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:08,763 Oh, well, suit yourself. Who wants to check me? 122 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:14,852 On the other hand, safety first. 123 00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:24,612 Wow! It's really coming down. 124 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:26,030 Yeah, this sucks. 125 00:07:26,197 --> 00:07:27,865 And there goes our hike. 126 00:07:28,032 --> 00:07:29,826 Oh! Not our hike! 127 00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:33,621 Now we have to stay safe and warm. 128 00:07:34,539 --> 00:07:37,125 You know, we could still go. A little rain isn't gonna kill us. 129 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,835 Have you been outside in the rain with Sheldon? 130 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,711 - No. - You'll wish it would kill you. 131 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:44,632 So what do we do now? 132 00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:46,050 They have some board games. 133 00:07:46,217 --> 00:07:50,596 Yeah, most of the Jenga pieces are missing and the Scrabble only has seven tiles. 134 00:07:50,763 --> 00:07:52,932 So, unless you want to build an unimpressive structure 135 00:07:53,099 --> 00:07:55,935 with the word SNERPF next to it, move on. 136 00:07:56,102 --> 00:07:57,687 Hey, let's light a fire. 137 00:07:57,854 --> 00:07:59,355 Ooh! That sounds cozy. 138 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,399 I don't think I've lit a real fire before. 139 00:08:01,566 --> 00:08:04,777 It's basic thermodynamics. I'm sure we could figure that out. 140 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:08,072 I could stack the logs conically to facilitate air flow. 141 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:10,700 That would maximize oxygen for optimal combustion. 142 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:12,076 Right, so all we need is to-- 143 00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:13,411 Got it. 144 00:08:16,122 --> 00:08:17,832 Scientists made that. 145 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:21,669 Look, Raj. 146 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:24,505 You're my best friend in the world, 147 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:28,176 and I really appreciate your enthusiasm about the baby. 148 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,760 Please, my pleasure. 149 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,558 And, of course, Howie and I both want you to be a part of all this. 150 00:08:35,725 --> 00:08:38,728 But we have to set some boundaries. 151 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:40,563 I don't understand. 152 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:44,400 The three of us aren't having this baby. 153 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,028 Just the two of us. 154 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:49,614 Oh! 155 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:52,909 Okay. Yeah, I get it. 156 00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:55,328 I'll back off. 157 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:58,706 - Thanks for understanding. - Of course. 158 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,249 Give you guys some space. 159 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,046 Let me just get this out of your way. 160 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,009 Oh! (GROANS) 161 00:09:13,638 --> 00:09:15,431 - You need some help? - No, I got it. 162 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,773 (CLATTERING) 163 00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:26,651 - Raj, Raj, wait. - Please, Bernadette. 164 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,987 Let me leave with my dignity. 165 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,627 Hey, you guys wanna play a drinking game? 166 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:46,545 (STUTTERS) We'll never win. 167 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,589 You always play the drinking game. 168 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:52,843 Not the drinking game, a drinking game. 169 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:54,303 To be fair, good at both. 170 00:09:56,097 --> 00:09:57,181 - What's the game? - All right. 171 00:09:57,348 --> 00:09:59,267 It's called Never Have I Ever. The rules are simple. 172 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,851 Someone says something they've never done, 173 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,645 but if you have done it, you take a drink. 174 00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:03,854 I've never played that before. 175 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,774 Hey, now wait, have we started, do I drink, what is happening? 176 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:09,819 Okay, just calm down, I'll go first. 177 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:13,906 All right, let's see. Never have I ever... 178 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:17,368 She's trying to think of something she's never done before, 179 00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:18,703 this could take a while. 180 00:10:19,996 --> 00:10:21,205 Very funny. 181 00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:22,957 Okay, never have I ever... 182 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,585 Yeah, you know what, let's just circle back. 183 00:10:27,712 --> 00:10:30,673 Okay, I'll go. Never have I ever been arrested. 184 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,008 So I drink? 185 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,884 No, it's only if you've done it. 186 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,219 Got it. 187 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,516 I can't believe you've been arrested. 188 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,518 Hmm, I can't believe Penny hasn't. 189 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:44,687 (CHUCKLING) 190 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:46,897 Sheldon, what did you do? 191 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:51,027 Well, I'm not proud of it, but... I jaywalked. 192 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:55,197 Oh, no, it's like a horror movie, we're trapped in a cabin with a maniac! 193 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,909 I'm surprised you would do that. 194 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:00,911 No, I, I crossed in the middle of the street. 195 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:05,583 And normally I wouldn't, but I saw an aggressive looking girl scout and... 196 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:08,336 Yeah, it was the heart of cookie season. 197 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:12,006 Anyway, there was a police officer, and he witnessed the whole thing. 198 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:13,758 What, he arrested you for that? 199 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,217 Hmm? Uh, no, he didn't do anything. 200 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:18,721 So I said, "You just saw me jaywalk, why aren't you doing your job? You know? 201 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:24,977 (STUTTERS) "Maybe I should arrest you for, for impersonating a police officer." 202 00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:27,563 And then you got arrested. 203 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:28,856 Oh, and how. 204 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,820 I feel like I just made a horrible mistake. 205 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,072 Yeah. 206 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,908 But on the other hand, I didn't kick him out of our lives. 207 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:41,369 I just asked him to back off a little. 208 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,912 Yeah. 209 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:45,581 What? You gonna cry? 210 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:47,583 Yeah! 211 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:52,088 Baby hormones or actually sad? 212 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:55,424 I can't tell anymore! (SOBS) 213 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,427 I'll go get him. 214 00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:01,472 And bring back the bear! (SOBS) 215 00:12:05,351 --> 00:12:07,728 This game's dangerous, I could get you in trouble. 216 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:08,979 How? 217 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:13,109 Well, never have I ever used Sheldon's toothbrush to clean the sink. 218 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,410 Fine. Is that how you play this? All right. 219 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,913 Never have I ever come up with a nickname for my own genitals. 220 00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:30,709 Never should have told you about Alvin and the Chipmunks. 221 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,213 Okay, my turn. 222 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:36,590 Um... 223 00:12:36,841 --> 00:12:42,555 Never have I ever completely rocked my girlfriend's world in bed. 224 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:44,849 Amy. 225 00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:47,726 You know the rules. Drink. 226 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:51,355 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Yeah, go ahead. 227 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,484 That's right. 228 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,363 All right, my turn. Um... 229 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,115 Oh! I know. 230 00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:04,618 Never have I ever kept a secret bank account 231 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,705 because I think my wife can't handle money. 232 00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:14,170 Did I win? I feel like I won. 233 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,548 I can't believe this. 234 00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:19,425 You realize I make more money than you. 235 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,594 Yeah, I know. But this isn't a big deal. 236 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,471 It's just a little savings I put aside. 237 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,056 We're married. We're supposed to share everything. 238 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,893 What? You mean, like, your massive credit card debt? 239 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:34,857 (DOOR SLAMS) 240 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:36,817 I'm calling it, I won. 241 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:43,741 I appreciate the apology, but it's really not necessary. 242 00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:45,326 I overstepped my bounds. 243 00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:46,744 No, Raj. You've been great. 244 00:13:46,911 --> 00:13:49,246 I just need to start doing my part around here. 245 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,414 BERNADETTE: I hear that. 246 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:56,003 Well, if that's the case, is there anything I can do to help? 247 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,715 Well, not right now, but we could try out that microphone you got us 248 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,050 and listen to the baby's heartbeat. 249 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,094 Really? (STUTTERS) It's okay if I listen with you? 250 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,429 Of course. 251 00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:08,516 (GASPS) Can I squirt the ultrasound jelly on your stomach? 252 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,853 Hey, look at that, it's weird again. 253 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,566 (DOOR OPENING) 254 00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:20,569 Okay, you have every right to be mad. 255 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,821 And what you said is true, you do make more money than me. 256 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,449 So I had no right to do what I did. 257 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,660 And I'm so sorry. I hope you can forgive me. 258 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,787 How long have you had this secret account? 259 00:14:29,954 --> 00:14:34,416 A couple years, but I just put a few bucks aside every month for emergencies. 260 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,876 Well, how much you got in there? 261 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,379 $6,427, 262 00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:41,799 $47 once my nana's birthday check gets here. 263 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,636 My God, Leonard, do you know what I could do with that kind of money? 264 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:47,805 No, I do, and that's why I hid it. 265 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,101 What good is it if you don't use it? 266 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,479 Uh, you have shoes you love but never wear. 267 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:56,939 I have money I love but never spend. 268 00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:59,066 We're kind of a cute couple that way. (CHUCKLES) 269 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,736 Again, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have kept it a secret. 270 00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:05,990 Well, I have a secret I've been keeping from you, too. 271 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,493 Is it a secret bank account? 'Cause that would be awesome. (CHUCKLES) 272 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,870 I hate my job. 273 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,290 Really? Why? 274 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,167 Because I don't feel good flirting with doctors for sales. 275 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,379 I mean, I know I make a lot of money, but I haven't been happy for a while. 276 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:22,590 (SIGHS) Why didn't you tell me? 277 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,342 Because I know how important it is to you that I'm having some success. 278 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,552 That's not true. 279 00:15:26,719 --> 00:15:27,970 Okay, really? So you'd be fine 280 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:30,264 if I went back to acting and waiting tables again? 281 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,182 If that's what you wanna do, yes. 282 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,394 - Well, it's not what I wanna do. - Oh, yes! (CHUCKLES) 283 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,022 Doesn't matter what I want. 284 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,857 Look, this job is gonna get me out of debt, 285 00:15:40,024 --> 00:15:42,026 so I'm gonna do the grown-up thing and see it through. 286 00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,529 Wow. That is the grown-up thing. 287 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,031 I guess. 288 00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:49,199 I love you. 289 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:51,994 I love you, too. 290 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,039 You know... 291 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:59,043 Never have I ever made love in the forest while it was raining. 292 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,421 Well, guess I gotta drink. 293 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,553 - All right, here we go. - (ALL CHUCKLING) 294 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,514 (STATIC ON THE SPEAKER) 295 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,435 I'm not hearing anything. 296 00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:17,895 Give me a second. 297 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,230 Are you sure you can do this? 298 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,817 Hey, who found four dollars and change on the beach with his metal detector? 299 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,988 I buried it there so we could go home. 300 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,619 (RAPID HEARTBEAT ON SPEAKER) 301 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,245 - (GASPS) Hey, that's it. - (CHUCKLES) 302 00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:36,747 Whoa. 303 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,752 Isn't that the best? 304 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,672 You guys made a person. 305 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,256 (HEARTBEAT CONTINUES) 306 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:51,929 We did. 307 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,474 And I like to think I helped. 308 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,688 (WHISPERS) You didn't. 309 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:15,536 Oh, um, never have I ever drunk milk past its expiration date. 310 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:24,503 Never have I ever canceled a dentist appointment. 311 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:33,387 Oh, uh, never have I ever put my foot in the ocean. 312 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:42,604 Never have I ever honked if I liked anything. 313 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,819 Oh, uh... 314 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:54,658 Never have I ever thrown, caught or touched a Frisbee. 315 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,494 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 316 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:08,088 Never have I ever put salt on my food without trying it first. 317 00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,010 Oh! 318 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:18,265 Never have I ever pushed all the buttons in an elevator. 319 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,394 (GASPS) 320 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,899 Well, we all have a past. 321 00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:57,930 English - SDH