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I have a question about Batman.

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Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat.

3
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Yeah.

4
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Man-Bat is a part-man, part-bat hybrid.

5
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Now, if Man-Bat dressed up as a man
to fight crime,

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would he be Man-Batman?

7
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No, he'd be Bat-Man-Bat.

8
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But wouldn't Man-Batman just be a Batman
that was bitten by a radioactive man?

9
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But Batman is a man.

10
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You're talking about a man
who would have the powers of a man.

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That's just Man-Man.

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Isn't Man-Man just Man?

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But what if Man-Man dressed as a bat?

14
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Well, that's just Batman.

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No, if a man dresses as a bat,
that's Batman,

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but if Man-Man dresses as a bat,
that's Bat-Man-Man.

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(PHONE CHIMES)

18
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So, does that answer your question?

19
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Oh, I haven't asked it yet.

20
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Oh, that's Claire, gotta run.

21
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Thought you were back with Emily?

22
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Uh, actually, I'm seeing both of them.

23
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You mean like through their window
from behind a bush?

24
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No, I'm actually dating two women.

25
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Later.

26
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(SCOFFS) Really?

27
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The guy who for years
couldn't even talk to women

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is suddenly going out with two of them?

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- How is that possible?
- HOWARD: <i>I know.</i>

30
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Scientists have tried to reproduce it
with computational models,

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but in each case, the world blows up.

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Seriously, that guy's dating two women?

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

34
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What? Why did you get a party sub?

35
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People are coming over. It looked fun.

36
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Oh, we're only watching <i>Game of Thrones.</i>

37
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No, a party sub implies it's a party.

38
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Your attendance implies it's not.

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I like a party as much as the next man.

40
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As long as the next man
doesn't like a party.

41
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Oh, by the way, don't forget, tomorrow is
our quarterly Roommate Agreement meeting.

42
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Sheldon, we don't need a meeting
every three months.

43
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Well, it sounds like the kind of thing
one would bring up

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at a quarterly Roommate Agreement meeting.

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Lucky for you it's tomorrow.

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Well, you know what? I'm not going.

47
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Well, you have to go.

48
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It's Penny's first time leading
the Pledge of Allegiance.

49
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This meeting is a waste of time.

50
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Whether we make the switch from
Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg's Raisin Bran

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should not require
parliamentary procedure.

52
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You realize one of them
has sugar on the raisins.

53
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You're the only one who eats them!

54
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And yet you get to weigh in!

55
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Democracy! It's pretty cool, isn't it?

56
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I'm not going. You can't make me.

57
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Well, we'll just see about that.

58
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What is the problem?

59
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He says he's not coming to
the Roommate Agreement meeting tomorrow.

60
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What?
Why the hell did I memorize the Pledge?

61
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You have fun. I will not be attending.

62
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Well, fine we don't have to have
a Roommate Agreement meeting

63
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- if you don't want to.
- Thank you.

64
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Of course, this will require a vote.

65
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Unfortunately, my official gavel
is in my bedroom.

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- But luckily, I have my travel gavel.
- (GAVEL CLICKS)

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You're being ridiculous.

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There's a motion on the floor,
"I'm ridiculous."

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Do we have a second?

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Mmm? Mmm?
There is no second. The motion is denied.

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Next time, make sure
you have the votes first.

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- That was embarrassing.
- (BANGS GAVEL)

73
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Can you please talk to him?

74
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Oh, why are you fighting him on this?

75
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Because I am tired of him
always getting his way.

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We don't need a stupid meeting,
we don't even need a Roommate Agreement,

77
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and I hope that sandwich
does cause a party!

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Well, I will still come to your meeting.

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You... Well, I should hope so.
Tomorrow's picture day.

80
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Why are you taking his side?

81
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Because it's important to him.

82
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And when we signed the Roommate Agreement,
we made a deal.

83
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Yeah, you keep talking like that,
you're gonna make color guard.

84
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(GUN FIRING IN VIDEO GAME)

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- Man, I'm worn out.
- (INDISTINCT YELLING ON TV)

86
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I know.

87
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Imagine if we were actually moving.

88
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No, it's just, ever since I started dating
Claire and Emily at the same time,

89
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it's exhausting.

90
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You're exhausted?

91
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Try folding every five pages
in a pregnancy book,

92
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so your wife thinks you read it.

93
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But, dude, you're so lucky.

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Getting to stay at home at night
with the woman you love.

95
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- I guess I am lucky.
- You are.

96
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Because dating two women...

97
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I mean, I can't even remember
the last time I slept in my own apartment

98
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I wake up and I'm like, "Am I at Claire's?
Am I at Emily's?

99
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"Is there a third girl
I've forgotten about?

100
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Like, "Where am I?"

101
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- Hey, Raj.
- Hey, how's the mommy-to-be?

102
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Good. A little tired.

103
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I feel you.
I've been dating multiple women.

104
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You sure you don't wanna come watch
<i>Game of Thrones</i> with us?

105
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You guys have fun.

106
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I'm just gonna snuggle up in bed
with a book.

107
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Oh, that sounds great. A bed to yourself.

108
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Can't even remember what that's like.

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Are you up-to-date on <i>Game of Thrones?</i>

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Mmm. I think so.

111
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Dragons, snow zombies,
and all the hot guys are dead.

112
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Oh, I don't know.

113
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Theon Greyjoy looks pretty good for a guy
who has genitals cut off.

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Uh-oh, somebody's still pouting.

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Leave me alone.

116
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If it's because you lost a stick,
I know where it went.

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Not funny.

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You know you're gonna make up with him.
Can we just skip to that part?

119
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Oh, of course,
because I'm the only adult around here.

120
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Really? "The only adult"?

121
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Yeah, that's right.

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Tonight, I'll be watching a show
rated M.A.,

123
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and that stands for
"mature audiences," buster.

124
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Yeah, you would think the "only adult"

125
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wouldn't let something silly
ruin our entire night.

126
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And I'd think you'd understand
why I'm annoyed.

127
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You... All of this could be avoided
if you'd just come to the meeting.

128
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I don't want to.

129
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Oh, it's just a meeting.
One simple meeting.

130
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Stop saying "meeting"!

131
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(SINGING GIBBERISH)

132
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I brought my famous spinach dip.

133
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No, Amy, just one second.

134
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I'm not sure if I'm hoping
for a boy or a girl.

135
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I mean, If it's a boy, I'm gonna have
to teach him to play catch, (CHUCKLES)

136
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which means I'm gonna have to google
how to play catch.

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(CHUCKLES)

138
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And if it's a girl... (CHUCKLES)

139
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I mean, they're so innocent,
and you know how guys are.

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- Totally. Guys are the worst.
- (SIGHS)

141
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Look at me.

142
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I let Emily make me a frittata,

143
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and I kept the leftovers
in Claire's fridge that night.

144
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I'm such a dog.

145
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(SIGHS)

146
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There you go again.

147
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I'm sorry.
Have I been complaining about it too much?

148
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No, actually what you're doing
is pretending to complain,

149
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but really trying to brag.

150
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How could you say that?

151
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(IMITATING RAJ)
"Oh, I wish I could enjoy a cup of tea

152
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"without a naked girl
bouncing up and down on me."

153
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I never said that.

154
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"Don't you hate it when you can't remember

155
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"whose bra it is
you found wedged in your couch?"

156
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Okay, that I said.

157
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But that's a real problem!

158
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You give a girl another woman's bra,

159
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and you will not
be having sex with her that night.

160
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Maybe the other girl, but not her.

161
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What's going on with him?

162
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Oh, he's all bent out of shape about
having a Roommate Agreement meeting.

163
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Apparently, perfect attendance
isn't cool anymore.

164
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Don't worry, he'll come around.

165
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Oh, I get why he's annoyed.

166
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Oh, then you don't understand
what's happening.

167
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See, Leonard refused to participate

168
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in a mandatory quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.

169
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This is what a generation raised
on Bart Simpson looks like.

170
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You love <i>The Simpsons.</i>

171
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I love Lisa Simpson.

172
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Well, I know how he feels.

173
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I never enjoyed
our Relationship Agreement meetings.

174
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(GASPS) Wait. You were pretending?

175
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Sorry.

176
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No.

177
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I don't believe you. No, I could tell.

178
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"Oh, Sheldon,

179
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"I never thought re-filing a matter
in a standing subcommittee

180
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"could be so fascinating."

181
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Hmm. What do you think?

182
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You don't know?

183
00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,335
Hey, did I say something to upset you?

184
00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:03,711
No, I'm fine.

185
00:09:03,878 --> 00:09:05,838
Really?
Because usually we walk side by side,

186
00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:09,133
and I just went up two flights of stairs
staring at your bottom.

187
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Just drop it.

188
00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,847
Okay, I think I see what's happening here.

189
00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,807
- You're jealous of me.
- Oh...

190
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,852
Please. What could you possibly have
that I would be jealous of?

191
00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:23,147
It's not what I have,
it's how many people I'm having it with.

192
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(DOOR OPENS)

193
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Come on, Sheldon.
We'll watch <i>Game of Thrones</i> over here.

194
00:09:28,236 --> 00:09:29,862
- Gladly.
- Good, go.

195
00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:32,281
You know, it'll be nice to watch
an episode without someone saying,

196
00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:35,493
"I read the books,
don't get too fond of this character."

197
00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,995
It's not always because they die.

198
00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:39,914
In one case,
it's because they've become involved

199
00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:42,166
with underground tree people
from the dawn of time.

200
00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:43,584
Yeah, but I won't say who it is.

201
00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:44,835
It's Bran.

202
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,130
What is going on?

203
00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,383
Leonard's being a jerk,
so we're gonna watch over here.

204
00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:51,884
Do you guys want to watch with us?

205
00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:53,678
As long as I don't have to watch with him.

206
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,012
Fine.
I don't want to watch with you, either.

207
00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:56,180
I'll go over here.

208
00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:57,348
Why do you get to pick?

209
00:09:57,515 --> 00:09:58,516
Okay, then you go there!

210
00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:00,268
Don't tell me where to go!

211
00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:02,144
Howard, just come in here.

212
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,854
Yeah, come on, Raj.

213
00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:06,691
- Wait, did Amy make a spinach dip?
- She did.

214
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,818
And I'm gonna eat it all!

215
00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:10,695
(DOOR CLOSES)

216
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:18,369
So what the hell happened?

217
00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:21,289
Oh, I just ran out of patience
with Sheldon's nonsense.

218
00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,624
Tell me about it.
I've had it with Raj, too.

219
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:26,627
You know, like women,
men have a monthly hormone cycle.

220
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,921
Dips in testosterone
can cause irritability.

221
00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,298
Interesting.

222
00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:34,302
Well, maybe my male cycle
synced up with Raj's actual period.

223
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,849
If Sheldon's testosterone dipped,
he'd become a butterfly.

224
00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:41,392
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

225
00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:42,560
Oh...

226
00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:45,771
Maybe someone's here to apologize.

227
00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:48,232
Hey, Leonard.

228
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,819
Stuart.

229
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,487
Uh...

230
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,408
This not a dress up party?

231
00:10:58,951 --> 00:10:59,994
No.

232
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,915
Was it ever a dress up party?

233
00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:07,501
No.

234
00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,671
Howard, didn't you tell me
it was a dress up party?

235
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,922
Yep. (CHUCKLES)

236
00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,053
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

237
00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:26,604
I was told this is where to go
if I'm mad at Howard?

238
00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:31,359
May I take your cloak?

239
00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:33,861
Thanks.

240
00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:36,739
This thing kept getting caught
in the chain of my bike.

241
00:11:38,449 --> 00:11:39,992
Well, I'll catch you up.

242
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,912
Uh, Penny is angry at Leonard.
Leonard's angry at me and Penny.

243
00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:44,622
I'm angry at Leonard and Amy.

244
00:11:44,789 --> 00:11:46,290
Raj is angry at Howard.

245
00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:48,667
And I'm angry at George R.R. Martin

246
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,003
'cause there are no new books for me
to spoil it for Leonard.

247
00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:54,965
So, what happened with you and Howard?

248
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,010
He says I was talking too much
about dating Claire and Emily,

249
00:11:58,177 --> 00:12:00,137
and I accused him of being jealous.

250
00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:01,472
I'm jealous.

251
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:05,476
Closest I've come to dating two women
was that time I dated one woman.

252
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:11,899
I don't know how you put up with it.

253
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,275
He's impossible.

254
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:16,862
I mean, holding a meeting to decide
what breakfast cereal we should buy.

255
00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:20,199
Yeah. Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries.
Move on.

256
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,662
Anyway, Amy,
thank you for sticking up for me.

257
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,289
Oh, I honestly couldn't care less.

258
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,625
Sorry?

259
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,627
Well, I just took your side
'cause sometimes I get annoyed

260
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,671
at how close Sheldon and Penny are.

261
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,758
They argue all the time.
They aren't that close.

262
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,010
Who's always comforting him
when he's upset?

263
00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:41,679
Penny, but--

264
00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:44,140
Who's the only one who can make him
take his medicine when he's sick?

265
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:47,226
I try to hide it in his peanut butter,
but he spits it out.

266
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:53,524
Okay, and did you know she has him
add things to the Roommate Agreement,

267
00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:56,610
so she can get her way,
and not fight with you about it?

268
00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:58,821
Son of a bitch.

269
00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:02,408
(LAUGHING)

270
00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:05,911
Why is that funny?

271
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,164
I don't know. I like the pain of others.

272
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,376
Oh, well, then, you'll enjoy this.

273
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,212
Bernadette does the same thing
with you and Koothrappali.

274
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:16,380
No, she doesn't.

275
00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,048
She defends him all the time.

276
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,550
She does not.

277
00:13:19,717 --> 00:13:22,678
Who told you to stop making
all those Gandhi jokes about him?

278
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:27,224
Well, she did, and Human Resources.

279
00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:33,731
Who do you think told Koothrappali
to go to Human Resources?

280
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,400
Son of a bitch.

281
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,819
(LAUGHING)

282
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,155
You're right. It feels good.

283
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,495
All right, it's almost game time.

284
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,414
Get it? <i>Game of Thrones,</i> game time?

285
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:54,835
Two women, huh?

286
00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,712
<i>(GAME OF THRONES</i> THEME PLAYING)

287
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,422
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

288
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,925
Oh, perhaps it's Amy coming to her senses.

289
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,594
What's up?

290
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,095
You know, you don't need to use Sheldon

291
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,348
to get your way with me
in a dumb Roommate Agreement.

292
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:09,517
- Where did you get that from?
- From Amy.

293
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,102
Oh, Amy, why did you tell him that?

294
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,605
Because you were defending Sheldon
like you always do.

295
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:17,274
- I don't always defend Sheldon.
- Oh, yes, you do.

296
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:21,570
You know you have a weird brother-sister,
Elliott-E.T. relationship with him.

297
00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:23,822
What about your
weird relationship with him?

298
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,032
That's different.

299
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:28,494
I'm like the little girl in <i>Poltergeist</i>
and he's the creepy thing in the TV.

300
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:33,958
HOWARD: <i>Um, guys,
were there any nuts in that food?</i>

301
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,292
I don't think so, why?

302
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,878
Well, just a feeling. (CHUCKLES)

303
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:40,839
Oh...

304
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,098
It just said "Italian sub."

305
00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:52,226
I had no idea mortadella
has pistachios in it.

306
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,353
Interesting fact.

307
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:58,315
In Italian, the "morta" in "mortadella",
means death.

308
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:01,819
Sheldon.

309
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:05,197
I didn't say "fun fact".
I'm not a monster.

310
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,284
He's gonna be okay.

311
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,661
- (ALL SIGH)
- Now it's a fun fact.

312
00:15:12,121 --> 00:15:15,457
Boy, stuff like this
really puts things in perspective.

313
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,084
Why are you dressed like that?

314
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,627
Oh, uh...

315
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,964
Howard thought it'd be funny
to tell me it was a costume party.

316
00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:23,132
That wasn't nice.

317
00:15:23,299 --> 00:15:26,176
No, but he almost died. So we're cool.

318
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,347
You know, if you think about it,

319
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:33,851
tonight was kind of like
a real-life <i>Game of Thrones.</i>

320
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,102
How?

321
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:39,148
Well, Howard eating that pistachio,
was like when King Joffrey got poisoned.

322
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,775
Okay, well, that was murder.
This was an accident.

323
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:42,943
Okay.

324
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:46,780
But you using Sheldon
to do your dirty work,

325
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:50,034
is like when Cersei
used the Kingsguard to do her bidding.

326
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:53,120
Cersei uses her body to manipulate men.

327
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,497
Penny just takes me to the Lego store.

328
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,376
Okay. Oh, how about this.

329
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:03,714
Stuart's dressed like a brother of the
Night's Watch, and they don't have sex.

330
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:04,965
- There you go.
- That's true.

331
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,133
- Makes sense.
- Fair enough.

332
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,095
- Hey.
- Hey.

333
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,097
- You all right?
- I'm fine.

334
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,934
Just a little embarrassed I had to be
carried down the stairs like a baby.

335
00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:17,478
Thanks.

336
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,231
Let's get out of here.

337
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:22,775
That was scary.

338
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,068
Well, the important thing is,

339
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,028
I said that big sandwich
would ruin everything,

340
00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,571
and I was right.

341
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,661
RAJ: <i>Hey, Jon Snow!</i>

342
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,955
How come your horse has a basket on it?

343
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,378
How come your head has your face on it?

344
00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:46,924
They don't wear bicycle helmets
in <i>Game of Thrones.</i>

345
00:16:47,091 --> 00:16:51,762
You're thematically inaccurate,
but I applaud your commitment to safety.

346
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,100
Don't you guys have anything better to do?

347
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,144
Better than watching a guy in a fur cloak
ride a girl's bike?

348
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,437
- Nope.
- (ALL CHUCKLE)

349
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,107
That's it!

350
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,860
You just lost bathroom privileges
at the comic book store.

351
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,744
Horse has a basket on its stupid...

352
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:16,954
(SCREAMS)

353
00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:18,122
- (BIKE CLATTERS)
- (GRUNTS)

354
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,131
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- SHELDON: <i>Leonard.</i>

355
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,632
<i>Leonard.</i>

356
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,050
<i>Leonard.</i>

357
00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:31,510
What?

358
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,638
<i>I never got to ask my question
about Batman.</i>

359
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:38,726
What is it?

360
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,312
<i>If Batman were bitten by a radioactive
Man-Bat,</i>

361
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,816
<i>and then fought crime
disguised as Man-Bat,</i>

362
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,861
<i>would he be Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Man</i>

363
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:52,489
<i>or, simply, Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Batman?</i>

364
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,246
Is he still wearing the Batman suit
under the Man-Bat suit?

365
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,208
<i>I'll be back.</i>

366
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:34,782
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