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- Hey.
- Hi, how was the screening?
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Oh, Sheldon invoked Rosa Parks
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to make somebody, who cut the line,
feel bad,
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but only the white people felt bad.
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I should have never
bought him that coloring book
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that explains Black History Month.
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How'd it go with my mother?
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You know, it started a little rocky,
but I think we got to a good place.
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Wow. Well done. (CHUCKLES)
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Yeah, and when I dropped her off
at the hotel,
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she even gave me a hug.
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Did she think you were choking?
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I'm sorry, that's great.
Thank you for spending time with her.
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No problem.
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So, listen, I don't know
if you have any plans next weekend,
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but I kind of promised your mom
we'd have another wedding ceremony
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so she could attend this time.
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Wait, we're gonna get married again?
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Yeah, kind of, but now
we can invite our friends and family.
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Seems like a lot of trouble for a hug.
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Come on, it'll be fun. And you know,
your mom was genuinely hurt
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we didn't invite her to the first one.
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Well, in our defense,
it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment thing.
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And also, we don't like her.
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Leonard, come on, she's your mom.
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If we can do something to make her happy,
why wouldn't we?
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I just said why. We don't like her.
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Okay, look, forget about her,
let's do it for us.
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We can keep it small and informal,
and this time we can invite our families.
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Is your brother out of prison?
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Thanks to overcrowding, yeah.
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I'd love it if my dad could come.
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Oh! You have to invite him.
I haven't seen him since the divorce.
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Oh, he is like a different man.
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He stopped twitching,
and I think he grew an inch and a half.
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Well, then it's settled.
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Yay!
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God, it's so funny, I never thought
my second marriage would be to you.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Okay, so, it's not a legal ceremony,
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it's just a chance for us
to redo our vows
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so everyone can be part of it.
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So, there's no maid of honor?
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- No.
- Hmm.
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But if I were to, say,
wear a purple satin dress
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with a sweetheart neckline
and stand near you,
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you wouldn't be able to stop me, right?
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- I don't see how I could.
- (LAUGHS)
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Then I graciously accept. (CHUCKLES)
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Who's going to officiate?
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I was kind of hoping you would.
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Wait, now I'm just
some lousy maid of honor? What?
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Hey, good news. I just got off the phone
with my mother.
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She is coming to the wedding.
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Okay, you're inviting people
to our wedding?
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Yes, I'm inviting people to our wedding.
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Yeah, I've already asked Stephen Hawking
and Robert Downey, Jr.,
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and now, don't get your hopes up,
'cause he's pretty busy, but Erno Rubik.
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Who's Erno Rubik?
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Seriously?
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He invented the Rubik's Cube.
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Okay, fine, but why would you invite him
to our wedding?
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Because despite his fame and fortune,
he strikes me as a lonely man.
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Well, it's very sweet of you
to go to all this trouble
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for Leonard's mother.
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You know, I'm also doing it for Leonard.
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I think
this could really help their relationship.
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How dare you invite your father
without consulting me?
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I'm sorry,
but I don't think I need your permission
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to have my father at my wedding.
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You do understand our marriage ended
because he had an affair.
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I know, and there's no excuse for that.
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He claimed I was cold, emasculating,
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and hadn't shown him
any physical affection for years.
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I was wrong,
there's three excuses for that.
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Oh, my God, it's working.
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- You sure?
- Look.
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The system is maintaining
its own stability.
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The quantum vortex apparatus
is now controlling the orientation.
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You're right. You realize what this means?
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Yeah.
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I do.
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It's proof of concept.
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We've got a workable guidance system.
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Congratulations. (CHUCKLES)
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- Thanks.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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(BEEPS)
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Hey, I just got an email
from the US Air Force.
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Open it.
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"We request a meeting
at your earliest convenience
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"regarding your quantum guidance system,
provisional patent 62/295118."
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That's weird.
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Is there a window around here
we don't know about?
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No, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
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Yeah, of course, what else could it be?
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Boy, do I love America!
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Thank you for picking me up.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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I was speaking to your young lady.
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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
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Oh, please, call me Mary.
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Okay, Mary.
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You know, that doesn't work for me,
let's stay with "Mrs. Cooper."
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Sheldon, don't be silly.
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What? That's what I called you
until I got to know you better.
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It was so nice of Leonard and Penny
to invite me.
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- Well, actually--
- It sure was!
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I've always had a special place
in my heart for Leonard,
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taking care of my baby all these years.
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Excuse me, I take care of him.
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Sure you do.
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So, who else is coming to this shindig?
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Oh, well, the usual gang.
Penny's family's coming tomorrow.
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Yeah, Leonard's mother's already here.
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Oh, Beverly, how nice.
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You've met her, right?
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Yes, I have.
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Mother, she's an atheist, not a vampire.
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Either way,
let's stop and get some garlic.
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So, Mary, how have you been?
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Thank you so much for asking.
I've been well, and you?
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- Very good.
- Good.
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I don't know what we were worried about,
they're getting along great.
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Sheldon tells me your husband's coming.
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My ex-husband.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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- Don't be.
- All right.
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Ooh. Chilly.
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I think I can see my breath.
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We can hear you.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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I can't believe I was so naïve.
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The military is just gonna take over
the whole project.
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And you know what happens if we object.
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We disappear.
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(HOWARD CHUCKLES)
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Like, off the map!
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Like every American Idol winner
since season four.
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Come on, Howard, you're overreacting.
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(YELLS) Am I?
(WHISPERS) Am I?
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I mean, what do you wanna bet
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some black-ops guy
is reprinting my high school yearbook,
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and I'm no longer in it.
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That chess club picture is now just
David Zimmerman and Elaine Cho.
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Okay, look, I'm on the Air Force website,
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and the department that emailed you
is in charge of acquisitions.
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So, maybe they just wanna give you
a lot of money for your invention.
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Oh, please, that's not how it works.
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You saw E.T., Avatar, Jurassic World.
The military just shows up and takes over.
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You do realize
those weren't documentaries, right?
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(LAUGHS)
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I'm sorry, you find this funny?
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No, I was just thinking
about Jurassic World.
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Boy, that was terrible.
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Oh, we have to use the stairs.
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When are they gonna fix your elevator?
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I don't... Any day now.
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Well, the stairs are fine.
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ALFRED: Besides,
your mother's up there.
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Maybe I'll have a heart attack
and not have to see her.
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Hey, I know things are a little rough
with you and Mom,
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but I'm really glad you're here.
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Me, too.
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I should never have had that angioplasty,
because I feel fine.
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Penny's really looking forward
to seeing you.
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Ah, she's a sweetie.
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You got a good one there, Leonard.
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Thanks, Dad.
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How the hell did you do that?
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(CRUNCHES)
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(CRUNCHES)
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Isn't this nice?
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Hey, we're here.
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- Alfred, thank you for coming!
- Oh!
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- Well, happy to be here.
- Thanks.
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- And congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Dad, you remember Sheldon.
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- Dr. Hofstadter.
- Dr. Cooper.
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This is Sheldon's mother, Mary.
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- How do you do?
- Nice to meet you.
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And his girlfriend, Amy.
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- A pleasure.
- Hi.
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And of course, Mom.
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Hello, my hateful shrew.
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Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard.
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All right, now I'm starting to sense
a little tension.
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All right, you two, don't start.
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Penny and I
are throwing this second wedding
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for your benefit.
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Can you please not ruin it?
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Of course. I'm sorry.
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Look at that, you can apologize.
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- Mom!
- I'm sorry.
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You know, the Bible says forgiveness--
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- Mom!
- I'm sorry.
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Who's hungry? We have a reservation
at the best restaurant in town.
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That only got
three and a half stars on Yelp.
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- Sheldon.
- I'm not sorry, that's true.
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I don't know what to do.
It's the Air Force.
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I mean, should I respond to their email?
Ignore it?
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You can't ignore it.
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It's not that postcard that says
it's time to go back to the dentist.
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Guys, come on,
we're meeting everyone for dinner.
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One sec. I'm just afraid if I respond,
then they'll know I got it.
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Dude, the minute you opened that email,
they knew you got it.
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I mean, they're probably looking at you
through the camera right now.
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Damn.
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I love America.
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Are you done with this nonsense?
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It's not nonsense.
This is how the US military works.
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If it's even the US military.
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It could be foreign military
pretending to be American.
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You're right. We turn our guidance system
over to them,
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next thing we know,
they're using it against us.
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I also love the enemies of America.
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Penny, I hope the example
of my failed marriage to Leonard's father
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doesn't discourage you from the commitment
you've made to one another.
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No, of course not.
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Although, Alfred and I had a lot more
going for us than you two.
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Mom, please save something for the toast.
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So, Alfred,
what is it that you do for a living?
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Oh, I'm an anthropologist.
I study ancient peoples and cultures.
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My goodness!
So, all the way back to the Flood.
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(LAUGHS)
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Don't laugh, she wasn't joking.
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Play with your phone.
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Well, on that note,
there are many cultures
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that have an apocalyptic flood
as part of their mythology.
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I don't have a mythology,
I have the unerring word of God.
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- But that's very interesting.
- Oh!
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I didn't mean to disparage your faith.
Actually, I admire it.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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I'm an agnostic, myself,
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but I have prayed many times to God
to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.
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Well, he came close. He turned her
into a giant block of ice.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Howard, there must be someone
at the university you can go to for help.
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Are you kidding?
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They're probably the ones who leaked it
to the military in the first place.
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What about the guy on the Channel 4 news?
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You know? "Four on your side."
Maybe he can be on your side.
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I'm being harassed by the government.
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I'm not trying to get to
the bottom of a dog-walking scam.
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Ugh. Stop.
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You know what's really happening?
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All the movies you've watched,
the TV shows, the comic books,
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they've completely twisted your thinking.
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No one's after you,
no one's listening to you,
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no one cares about you.
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I'd like to think
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the "Four on your side" guy
cares about me.
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You know, Beverly, I know you and Alfred
have your differences.
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But if you think about it,
if you hadn't married him,
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- there'd be no Leonard.
- (CHUCKLES)
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So, that's good, right?
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Yeah.
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(SIGHING)
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Is that Howard in front of us?
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Oh, maybe. Hey, get closer.
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God, I think someone's following us.
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You're being ridiculous.
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I'm not being ridiculous. He's right
on my tail. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Turn left here
and see if he turns with us.
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Oh! Why is he turning here?
The restaurant's the other way.
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I don't know. He uses that traffic app,
maybe there's an accident.
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Oh! So follow him.
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Oh, no!
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I told you.
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It's probably just a coincidence.
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Speed up a little,
see if he stays with you.
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Well, go faster, you're losing him.
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What is his hurry?
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You know what? Flash your lights,
let him know it's you.
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He's flashing his lights.
What's that mean?
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I think he wants us to pull over.
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Do not pull over!
I'm not raising this baby alone!
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Hang on!
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So, after your husband passed,
you never remarried?
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No. Just focused on work and the church.
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Ah! And what do you do?
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I work at the church.
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Well, they're lucky to have you.
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Well, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Do you realize what's happening here?
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Yeah, I do.
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They're filling up on bread
and ruining their meal.
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- Hey.
- Hey, what took you guys so long?
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We were following Howard,
but for some reason
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he turned off his headlights
and went up a one-way street.
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So, what did we miss?
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Oh, just Mary and I
getting to know each other a little.
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Leonard, your father's just charming.
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He's also broke. Did he mention that?
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Okay, Mom, you sit over there.
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You know, I'm gonna call Bernadette
and see what's keeping them.
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Well, if I'd known you were broke,
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I wouldn't have made a big deal
about the bread.
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Hey, Penny.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, that was you?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Long story.
Why don't you go ahead and eat?
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We're gonna be a while.
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I'm telling ya, I'm not on drugs.
The government's out to get me!
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Now, one of the more exciting things
we found recently
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is that Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens
frequently mated with each other.
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Well, that certainly explains
my marriage to Sheldon's father.
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(LAUGHING)
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That's funny because my father
was not a very clever man.
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I'd be lost without you.
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(CLINKING)
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I would like to propose a toast
to my wife and bride-to-be.
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- Now, see, that's funny because--
- Back to your phone.
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Penny,
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I've always known I loved you.
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But this last year has shown me
that I also love being married to you.
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Thank you for saying yes.
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Thanks for asking until I did.
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- Hear, hear.
- Cheers.
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I would also like to make a toast.
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Aww.
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Leonard, I am so happy
that you have found a woman
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who loves and cares for you.
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Why don't you take a pill?
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Like you did before sex?
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What I really needed was a blindfold.
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All right, everyone, calm down.
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Let's all remember
what it says in the Bible,
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"He who is slow to anger
is better than the mighty."
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Oh, dear woman,
can you please read another book?
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When God writes one, I will.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Um...
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If we wanna order the soufflé,
we might wanna get on that.
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Leonard, if you don't mind,
I think I'm a little tired.
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I'm gonna call it a night.
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- Sure, Dad.
- I'm a little tuckered out myself.
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I will see you all in the morning.
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- Would you like to share a cab?
- That would be fine.
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- Where you staying?
- I'm at the Westin.
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Well, so am I.
Could I interest you in a nightcap?
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I think that you could.
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What is happening there?
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I think it's pretty obvious.
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They don't want dessert
'cause they filled up on bread.
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She's still not answering.
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My father's not texting me back.
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'Cause they both turned their phones off.
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I don't like this at all.
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I don't like it, either.
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Really?
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(LAUGHS) Because I love it.
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(LAUGHING)
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