1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:12,053 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 2 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:38,747 [dramatic music builds] 3 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,086 [tripod clicks] 4 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:54,262 [sharp inhale] 5 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:05,774 [energy resonates] 6 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:10,361 [dramatic music swells] 7 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:19,537 [man 1] Ain't no cause to make a building like this. 8 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,539 [man 2, in Japanese] Have you ever been called arrogant? 9 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,167 I don't know what that means, but these plans is bizarre. 10 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,628 [in Japanese] That's all there is to it. Follow the blueprint. 11 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:29,005 [man 1] I said, I don't understand these plans, 12 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,381 I don't understand you. 13 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,012 [ticking] 14 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:41,226 [energy building up] 15 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:45,563 [ticking speed increases] 16 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,654 [bell dings] 17 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,203 [crowd cheering] 18 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,293 [indistinct chatter] 19 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:17,137 [dramatic march playing] 20 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,406 [bell dings] 21 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,386 When the job is done. 22 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:01,055 -You want 'em all dead? -All dead. 23 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,977 [weapons cocking] 24 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,904 [droning] 25 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:19,824 Back in a flash. 26 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,885 [watch ticking faintly] 27 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:43,765 [gunshot] 28 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,808 [gunshot] 29 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:52,774 [scattered gunfire] 30 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,068 [hinge creaks] 31 00:03:56,945 --> 00:04:00,448 All dead. All dead. All dead. 32 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:03,243 [panting] 33 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,955 [groaning] 34 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,672 [ominous string music playing] 35 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,183 [distant snarling] 36 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:40,154 [glass shattering] 37 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:43,283 [distant explosions booming] 38 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:59,465 So, how is it that we're still here, 39 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,510 but the whole of the universe is going down the cosmic shitter? 40 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,431 -Maybe we're the last to get flushed. -Wasn't talking to you. 41 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:09,225 Hey, has anyone seen Klaus? 42 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,770 -Or Dad? -[Diego] They'll be here. 43 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:16,149 Really? Did they… hit traffic? 44 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:20,945 Look, people, we're alive because we're special, right? 45 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:23,531 We're the only ones who can save the universe. 46 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,033 -Uh, question. -Yes. 47 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,660 Didn't we just try that and fail miserably? 48 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,747 -Yeah, it's because his plan was stupid. -Mm. 49 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,540 -I got a better one. -'Course you do. 50 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,752 We go with the large hard-on particle accelerator. 51 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,629 You guys do some science, and… [clicks tongue] 52 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:41,174 …we launch the Kugelblitz into outer space. 53 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:43,051 [Diego] Didn't think I knew that, did ya? 54 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,470 It's in Switzerland. 55 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,221 It's "hadron," 56 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,057 not "hard-on," 57 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,224 ya moron! 58 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,727 Oi! At least he's trying, you shitty little squid. 59 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,145 What have you contributed? 60 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,813 Actually, he did blow up half his family. 61 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,858 Oh, you wanna talk about family problems? 62 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:02,070 You know what should have blown up is your face on that neck! 63 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:05,323 I wish I had a cake to hit you with it in your face! 64 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:06,699 [in Korean] What are you talking about? 65 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,786 -[in Spanish] You better cut that out… -[in Korean] Shut up! 66 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,830 Hey! You guys done? 67 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,291 The universe is disappearing outside. 68 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,920 So you can keep rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic 69 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,671 if it makes you feel better. 70 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,217 But the fact remains that we are too late. 71 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,718 [Diego and Ben scoff] 72 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:26,886 Five, come on. 73 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:29,222 It's over, Luther. We failed. 74 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:31,099 Come on. It can't be over over. 75 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,393 Yeah, come on, Five. We gotta figure this out, man. 76 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,812 Okay. How about we take a step back? 77 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,647 Look at the big picture here. 78 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:42,443 Most of us have spent the last 28 days trying to stop the world from ending. 79 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,863 What exactly have we accomplished? 80 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:55,331 Well, we made some friends along the way. 81 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,332 Incorrect! 82 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,000 You know what we've done? 83 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,754 Nothing. We made things worse every single time. 84 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:02,713 Amen to that. 85 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:05,967 [sighs] Look, when I went to the Commission, 86 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:09,262 I had a conversation with my 100-year-old self. 87 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:13,182 And my last words were, "Don't save the world." 88 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,017 "Don't save the world"? 89 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,853 "Don't save the world." 90 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,356 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 91 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,734 Is it? Well, whatever we're doing's not working. 92 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,112 All we ever do is save the world for a day, 93 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:28,781 pat ourselves on the back, and then everything goes to shit again. 94 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,199 Yeah, maybe we're the problem. 95 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,659 Oh, yeah. Us. [scoffs] 96 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:33,077 [Lila] So, wait. 97 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,745 Your big plan is 98 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,581 no plan? 99 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:39,250 Exactly. Conscientious objection. 100 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,419 Why the hell not? We've tried everything else. 101 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:45,673 Look, maybe this is just what the universe needs. 102 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:49,635 I say, embrace the apocalypse. See what's on the other side. 103 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,346 What if it's… nothing? 104 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,600 Then it's been nice knowing you all. 105 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,939 Whatever's on your bucket list, I recommend you do that now. 106 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,358 [somber string music playing] 107 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:15,328 Well, on that… super happy note, 108 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,288 we've, um… 109 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,874 -Oh, what the hell. -[laughs] Okay. 110 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,835 We've, uh, got a little announcement to make. 111 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,380 [both] We're engaged! 112 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,216 [quietly] Kill me, Jesus. 113 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,467 [dejected sigh] 114 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:30,593 Idiots. 115 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,136 Now? 116 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:36,432 Yeah. Look, we realize the timing is less than ideal. 117 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,602 But, obviously, it's now or never. Am I right, Five? 118 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,646 Don't drag me into this, please. 119 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:46,234 What… Whatever time we have left, we wanna spend it with all of you. 120 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:49,403 So we're super pumped 121 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,198 if you would join us in the banquet hall at 6:00 p.m. 122 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:53,866 for a celebration of our love, 123 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,285 and the official union 124 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,287 of what's left of our two great families. 125 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,791 Dress code is creative black-tie. 126 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,252 [Sloane laughs] 127 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,004 [thunder rumbling] 128 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,424 Mr. Rodo. 129 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,469 Sir Reginald, welcome back. 130 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,263 -[Klaus gasps] -It's been quite some time. 131 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,931 You two know each other? 132 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,641 Of course we do. I own this hotel. 133 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,726 -Where are the children? -They're upstairs, sir. 134 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,271 -Very good. Ready my suite, Mr. Rodo. -Right away, sir. 135 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,940 -Come on then, my boy. -Did you just say you owned this hotel? 136 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,859 No time to discuss the finer points of real estate investment just now. 137 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,320 -We must strike while the iron is hot. -Stick a pin in it. 138 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,448 But, Daddy-o, we can't go in there all guns a-blazing. 139 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,866 What are you talking about? 140 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,827 I'm just saying. Try not to be overly… 141 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,453 [exhales] 142 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,788 …you, 'kay? 143 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,667 Just follow my lead, Klaus. 144 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,298 Wow! 145 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,382 [laughs] 146 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:54,010 And you did all of this yourself? 147 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,096 Luther helped too. We stayed up all night. 148 00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,473 [Lila] Amazing. 149 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,810 -[Ben] Dad? -Klaus. 150 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,103 -Hey. -[Viktor] Oh, thank God. 151 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,896 Gather 'round, children. Quickly now! 152 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,065 -The hell have you been? -Oh, Reg and I. 153 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:12,737 We got tangled up in a whole father-son end-of-the-world road trip kinda thing. 154 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,572 -You know? -You two are hanging now? 155 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,700 Yeah, we laughed, we cried, we played in traffic, 156 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:21,120 and long story short, I'm immortal now. 157 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,372 [grunting dramatically] 158 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,082 Whoa, wait. You're what now? 159 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,501 Klaus, have you gotten into the bath salts again? 160 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:31,047 I think the more pertinent question is, why are you all playing with jars? 161 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,049 -[Sloane] They're invitations. -[jar clatters] 162 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,216 Nobody's playing. 163 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,968 Luther and I are getting married. 164 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,473 All of space and time is collapsing, and you lot are planning a wedding? 165 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:43,225 Yeah, and, uh, the thing is, um, 166 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,102 space is limited. 167 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,939 So it's kind of a per-plate situation, so, you know. 168 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,109 Is this how I raised you? To fiddle while Rome burns? 169 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,986 Remember what we talked about, Reg. 170 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,030 -Remember to breathe. -Quiet, I'm on a roll. 171 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:59,617 -Dad, have you been taking your pills? -As a matter of fact, I haven't. 172 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,328 And I can confirm that I've never felt better in my life. 173 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,081 You thought you could dope me up and slow me down, 174 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:08,125 take control of my affairs and squander my fortune. 175 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:13,631 Well, Klaus here was good enough to wean me off that wretched poison. 176 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,257 And now that the fog is lifting, 177 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:19,303 I can see all your dastardly designs with a bracing clarity. 178 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,181 You took him off his meds? What were you thinking? 179 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,891 He's the only one doing any thinking. 180 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:28,229 All of you could learn a thing or two from this impressive young man. 181 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,731 [snickers] 182 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,775 The world really is ending! Oh my God. 183 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:36,153 As for the rest of you, your training is to resume post-haste. 184 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,572 We're running out of time. We have a mission to complete. 185 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,241 I'm ready. Let's do this. 186 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,534 [Five] Let me guess. 187 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,411 Project Oblivion? 188 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,162 How do you know about that? 189 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,956 I heard all about it from Pogo. 190 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,376 Now, there's a name I haven't heard in some time. 191 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,713 And he confirmed what I've always suspected about you. 192 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,630 Which is? 193 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,507 That you're a sadistic lunatic 194 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,135 who's planning on gambling all of our lives 195 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,803 in another pointless mission. 196 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,097 And you'd take the word of a disgruntled chimp 197 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,807 over that of your own father? 198 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,767 Every damn day. 199 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,271 Nobody wants you here, Dad. 200 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:12,648 You should leave. 201 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,109 Hey, you don't speak for all of us, big guy. 202 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,652 Feel free to join him. 203 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,197 I see. So this is what it's come to. 204 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:22,742 -Insurrection. -[shushes] 205 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:26,162 That's not the kind of erection we're driving for here, all right? 206 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,663 Everybody just needs to be cool. 207 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,624 Clearly, you guys are on a different chakra frequency right now. 208 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,961 Hey, Pops, let's go have a nice cup of tea in the suite. 209 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,755 -Let go of my arm. -Luther, Sloane. 210 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,548 Oh my God. I'm beyond thrilled. 211 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,718 You guys are gorgeous. Amazing. Send me your registry! 212 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,819 [Luther] Hey, Viktor. 213 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,905 Um, I got a question. 214 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,407 Well, really, it's more of a request, um… 215 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,660 It's totally last minute, and… The whole thing is last minute, but I-- 216 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,703 What is it? 217 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,081 Will you be my best man? 218 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,667 You don't have to do much. 219 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:17,004 You just have to stand next to me and make sure I don't act like an idiot. 220 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,172 You know. [chuckles] 221 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,841 I would love to. 222 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,637 Okay. [chuckles] Great. 223 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,389 Um, okay, so we're on a tight schedule. 224 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,935 The bachelor party is in 15 minutes, and not everyone is invited-- 225 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,186 -[Ben] What was that? -So-- 226 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,527 Nothing, man. [chuckles] 227 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,778 Nothing. 228 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,158 Okay. [chuckles] 229 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,415 [Viktor sighs] 230 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,922 -[Lila] Are you still playing hard to get? -Quiet. 231 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,759 -I'm brainstorming. -Smells like it. Crack a window. 232 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,761 Look, I just got a lot of things to think through. 233 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,805 -Think what through? -The end of everything. 234 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,265 Mmm. Okay. 235 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,559 Well, while we're all waiting for the big breakthrough, 236 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,602 the boys are waiting downstairs before the wedding. 237 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,604 -I'm not going to that wedding. -Like hell you're not. 238 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,273 You're my plus-one. Get dressed! 239 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,650 I'm not going to no stupid wedding at the end of the world 240 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,360 when I'm supposed to be saving it, alright? 241 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,822 Our best bet was a human Rubik's Cube, and he went kablooey. What do you suggest? 242 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,199 Gotta be somebody's ass we can kick. What are you doing? 243 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,577 -You're going to the wedding. -We got a kid to take care of. 244 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,121 You think I don't know that? I'm the one incubating that brat-- 245 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,123 Then I don't get why you're not fighting harder for this. 246 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,334 Not all fights are worth fighting for. Odds are, we don't survive this one. 247 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,254 I'll take those odds if it means I get to spend it with you and the baby. 248 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,969 What happened to Mr. Lone Wolf doesn't need anybody? 249 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,846 He met a crazy lady. 250 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,473 Changed his mind. 251 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,607 I love you, Diego, 252 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,359 but I'm not gonna go on some doomed mission 253 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,069 with your shaggy brother and senile father. 254 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,237 -You have to listen-- -No. 255 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,656 You can spend tonight fighting your bloody apocalypse 256 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,824 or being with me. 257 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,618 [softly] Don't do that. 258 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,787 You can't have both. 259 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,551 Lila. 260 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,773 I choose you. 261 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,621 It seems I've miscalculated just how much these children truly dislike me. 262 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,873 Oh, yeah, loathe you, despise you. 263 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,251 I mean, truly, deeply repelled by you. 264 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,169 That'll do. 265 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,922 Listen, Dad, these are sensitive souls we're dealing with here, 266 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,590 and they're already broken 267 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,426 and they don't need you to berate them any further. 268 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,303 But they'll never improve their capabilities 269 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,390 if they don't have an acute understanding of how incredibly incompetent 270 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,849 and deeply disappointing they are. 271 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,184 There's such a thing as-- 272 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,353 -Dad, can I talk to you? -Now's not a good time. 273 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,939 -It will only take a minute-- -Not now! You were saying? 274 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,359 There's such a thing as catching more flies with honey. 275 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,737 You see what I'm saying? We're trying to make friends here. 276 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,656 Why should I want to befriend my own children? 277 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,700 That's for hippies and people with low self-esteem. 278 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,451 All I'm saying is, 279 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:38,998 why don't we try a little small talk before we go, you know, full Stalin? 280 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,125 "Hey! How are you?" 281 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,044 "Oh my God, I love that 282 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:48,215 necktie pin waistcoat combo." 283 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,383 "Where'd you get that?" 284 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,136 "Can you believe this apocalyptic weather we're having?" 285 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,262 That type of thing. 286 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,847 Come on. Come over here. 287 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,306 Sit down. Have a drink. 288 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,891 I want you 289 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,895 to say something nice to me. 290 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:02,896 I dare you. 291 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,106 Go for it. 292 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,862 You have a well-proportioned forehead, 293 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,993 which tells me you're considerate yet easily excitable. 294 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,915 Great! Great! 295 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,168 Yeah, it could use some work, but, hey, you know. 296 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,545 Point is, they don't know you like I know you. 297 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:30,674 They just need a little time to warm up to this version of you. 298 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,385 Unfortunately, time is something of which we have very little. 299 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,554 Good thing we got a wedding to crash tonight, baby. 300 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,890 We do? Why? No one wants me there. 301 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,184 Oh, come on. They want you to earn being there. 302 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:44,271 Be a dad, not a boss. Dad, not a boss. 303 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:48,859 Trust me, you showing support for Luther is gonna go a long way. 304 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,986 [sighs] 305 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:55,741 [karaoke version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing] 306 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,286 Get it, Luther! 307 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,998 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 308 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,669 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 309 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,423 ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 310 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,259 ♪ I fuckin' need you more than ever… ♪ 311 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,261 Doesn't he have the voice of an angel? 312 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,597 -Yeah, baby, hit those high notes. -Woo! 313 00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,518 -♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪ -Sing it, baby. 314 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,020 Can't believe Luther's the first one of us that gets hitched. 315 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,315 I can. I caught him marrying my action figures in, like, third grade. 316 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,399 Did not. 317 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,944 This isn't how I pictured our bachelors' party, you know? 318 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:36,073 Well, the world's running a little short on strippers and tea cakes right now. 319 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,992 Just surprised you didn't invite Daddy Dearest to come join us. 320 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,787 Oh, come on. He's such a kind and thoughtful soul. 321 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,914 He's not like our Hargreeves. Au contraire. 322 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,626 But I'll admit I needed a break from the old dog. 323 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,547 ♪ Nothing I can say ♪ 324 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,800 ♪ Total eclipse of the heart ♪ 325 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,637 -Oh… -[Viktor] Woo! 326 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,431 What're you SOBs so down in the mouth about? This is a party. 327 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,686 I'm just so glad we got to go out with a big ol' bang while we still can. 328 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,063 Hey, here's to us. 329 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,648 [Luther] Mm. 330 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,316 We've had a hell of a run. 331 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,776 -Cheers. -Cheers. 332 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,697 [Luther] Who's next? 333 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,242 Oh. That'd be me 'cause I have finally come to a decision. 334 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,869 What's it gonna be, maestro? 335 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,787 -It's gonna be a duet, my friend. -[Luther] Oh! 336 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,122 Yay! 337 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,707 I feel so special! 338 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,459 Oh! This is gonna be good. 339 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,795 No karaoke is good. That's the point. 340 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:39,136 ♪ Now, I've had the time of my life ♪ 341 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,347 ♪ No, I never felt this way before… ♪ 342 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,849 Woo! 343 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,642 -♪ Yes, I swear ♪ -All right! 344 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,768 ♪ It's the truth… ♪ 345 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,353 I'm gonna miss this. 346 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,314 ♪ And I owe it all to you… ♪ 347 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,733 Not me. These guys are the worst. 348 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:55,235 -♪ Had the time of my life ♪ -[Luther] That's not what I meant. 349 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,403 I know. 350 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,739 ♪ And I owe it all to you ♪ 351 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,324 I'm gonna miss them too. 352 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,326 -[instrumental break plays] -[Klaus] Oh! 353 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,411 Gettin' funky in here! 354 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,414 Hey, will you do me one more favor? 355 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,665 Yeah, anything. 356 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,918 Talk to Allison. 357 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,670 -No. Come on. I can't-- -Viktor, please. 358 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,798 And… And say what? "Why did you kill my friend"? 359 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,884 You really wanna compare body counts? 360 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:24,348 I just… I don't want her to be alone when all this ends, you know? 361 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,724 I mean, Five said it. 362 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,976 If there's anything on your bucket list, do it now. 363 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,895 Why does it have to be on my list? 364 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,605 Because she's always been good to you. 365 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,650 Better than the rest of us. 366 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,404 [Five and Klaus] ♪ 'Cause we seem To understand the urgency ♪ 367 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,241 ♪ Just remember… ♪ 368 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,409 -[Five] Luther! -Oh! 369 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,286 -Come on. Come on. -[laughs] 370 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,456 [Five] Viktor. Viktor, don't be shy. Diego, you too. 371 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,832 [Viktor] You don't want this. 372 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,292 Okay, screw it. 373 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,878 -Get in here, Diego! -Come on! Come on! Look lively! 374 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,631 ♪ This could be love ♪ 375 00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,049 ♪ Because ♪ 376 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,802 ♪ I've had ♪ 377 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,513 ♪ The time of my life ♪ 378 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,433 ♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪ 379 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,060 ♪ Yes, I swear ♪ 380 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,938 -♪ Yes, I swear ♪ -♪ It's the truth ♪ 381 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,482 ♪ And I owe it all to you ♪ 382 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,944 ♪ 'Cause I've had ♪ 383 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,113 ♪ The time of my life ♪ 384 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:25,742 ♪ And I've searched through Every open door ♪ 385 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,246 ♪ Till I found the truth… ♪ 386 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,164 [song fades out] 387 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,875 [Ben] So it's official. 388 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,419 My ears are broken, 389 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,463 and the idiot with knives really can't sing. 390 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,841 Diego. You know his name is Diego. 391 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,134 Oh, whatever. 392 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,387 Maybe you should try and be nice to him and the others. 393 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,930 And why would I do that? 394 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,267 As much as I'd love to work out your anger issues right now, 395 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,936 I have to get back to this. The wedding is in an hour. 396 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,313 Fei is dead. 397 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,899 Yeah. I know. And so are the others. 398 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:58,984 Oh, so that's it? 399 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:02,571 You're just gonna turn your back on the Sparrow Academy? 400 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:06,199 I mean, you heard Dad. We have training to do. 401 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,243 Something big is about to go down. 402 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,746 I wish you were talking about my wedding. 403 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,039 [sharp inhale] 404 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:13,957 Okay. 405 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,836 Sloane, listen to me-- 406 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:20,339 No. You listen to me. 407 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:23,050 I'm sorry they didn't invite you to the bachelor party. 408 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,968 I don't… I don't care about that. 409 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,178 Yes, you do. 410 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,139 You care more about being invited to the bachelor party 411 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,767 than you do Fei or the others. 412 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:32,893 Or even saving the world. 413 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:33,977 That-- 414 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,812 [chuckles] 415 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,189 That's… That's crazy. 416 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,106 Is it? 417 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,734 You and I, we've never been alone. 418 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,278 It's always been the seven of us. 419 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,863 Now it's just you. 420 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:45,864 [Ben scoffs] 421 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,659 So congratulations, Ben. You're finally Number One 422 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,578 of one. 423 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,623 [emotional string music playing] 424 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,584 I'm a Sparrow, and so are you. 425 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,668 Not anymore. 426 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,548 What's so damn special about them anyway? 427 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,218 They're a real family. 428 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,346 They don't exist to sell action figures and tote bags. 429 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,639 We were more than that. 430 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,765 Were we? 431 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,269 Why is it so important for you to be a Sparrow? 432 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,111 [quietly] Because I have nothing else. 433 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,028 [bell dings] 434 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,200 [Klaus] Not sure this place is gonna be big enough. 435 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,535 This better be an open bar. 436 00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:34,663 Hey, come on. It's for Luther. Let's perk up. 437 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,916 Wow. 438 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,501 [chuckles] 439 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,881 -[bell dings] -[elevator door opens] 440 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,092 I don't know. Normally, my tush looks good. 441 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:50,720 Ah, I see you've gone for the oversized button-down. Original. 442 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,014 You do realize there's no paparazzi here, right? 443 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,391 -What? Dang it. -[Luther shushes] 444 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,769 Listen to me, you two. This is my day, all right? 445 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,605 So if you two can just get along for a couple of hours, 446 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,607 you can consider that my wedding gift. 447 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,317 Well, he started it, so-- 448 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,069 -You literally just started it. -Literally? 449 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,195 [Luther] Bah, bah, bah! 450 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,239 My day! 451 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:12,075 Two hours. Do you think you can manage that? 452 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,118 Yeah, fine. 453 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,412 -Thank you. -[bell dings] 454 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,415 [Lila gasps] 455 00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:19,916 [Lila] Wow. 456 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:24,254 [emotional string music playing] 457 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,479 Let's get this over with before I die of cringe. 458 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,608 [Klaus] Dearly beloved, 459 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:50,572 we're gathered here today for a good time, not a long time, 460 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,532 so let's have a good time, huh? 461 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,910 'Cause the sun can't shine every day. 462 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,286 Can I get an amen? 463 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,287 -Amen! -Amen! 464 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,246 [cheering] 465 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,289 Amen. 466 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:06,421 Luther, do you be taking this banging hottie to be your lady? 467 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:07,881 I do. 468 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,008 [Klaus sighs] 469 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,843 Sloane, do you promise 470 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:17,265 to love and cherish this big hairy bastard 471 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,935 for the next 24 to 48 hours? 472 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,102 Give or take a day. 473 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,229 [shushes] 474 00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:23,855 I'm gonna try. 475 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:24,981 Well, then… 476 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,608 I'm sorry. 477 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,903 I pronounce you married as shit! 478 00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:32,739 Viva la apocalypse! 479 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:34,866 -[cheering] -["Teenage Dream" by The Rescues plays] 480 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:39,454 [Diego squeals and yells] 481 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,332 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 482 00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:46,878 ♪ Let's run away And don't ever look back ♪ 483 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:51,007 ♪ Don't ever look back ♪ 484 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,677 ♪ We drove to Cali ♪ 485 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,346 ♪ And got drunk on the beach ♪ 486 00:25:56,429 --> 00:26:00,225 ♪ Got a motel And built a fort out of sheets ♪ 487 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:01,726 ♪ I finally found you ♪ 488 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,729 ♪ My missing puzzle piece ♪ 489 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,065 ♪ I'm complete ♪ 490 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,067 ♪ Let's go all ♪ 491 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,403 ♪ The way tonight ♪ 492 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:13,154 ♪ No regrets ♪ 493 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,489 ♪ Just love ♪ 494 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,700 ♪ We can dance… ♪ 495 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,411 This is officially worse than the apocalypse. 496 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,415 [Five] Ah, there we are. 497 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:26,418 ♪ You make me ♪ 498 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,003 ♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪ 499 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,422 ♪ Teenage dream ♪ 500 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,173 ♪ The way you turn me on ♪ 501 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,384 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 502 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:37,470 ♪ Let's run away And don't ever look back ♪ 503 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:40,181 ♪ Don't ever look back ♪ 504 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,642 ♪ My heart stops ♪ 505 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,977 ♪ When you look at me ♪ 506 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:46,187 ♪ Just one touch ♪ 507 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,064 ♪ Now, baby, I believe ♪ 508 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,317 ♪ This is real ♪ 509 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,653 ♪ So take a chance And don't ever look back ♪ 510 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,114 ♪ Don't ever look back ♪ 511 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,325 ♪ You make me ♪ 512 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,035 ♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪ 513 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:02,370 ♪ Teenage dream ♪ 514 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,205 ♪ The way you turn me on ♪ 515 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,249 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 516 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:09,794 ♪ Let's run away And don't ever look back ♪ 517 00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:16,551 It's five dollars for a four-by-five. Eight if you want two of them. 518 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,262 [big band music playing] 519 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,097 -[Luther] You see that spread? -I'm impressed. 520 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,182 I made the whole cake. 521 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,560 [with mouth full] Three tiers. Yeah. Have you tried this lamb? 522 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,270 -No. -It's so good. 523 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,480 -Is it? -Yeah. 524 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,023 Mm. 525 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:32,651 Let me try yours, but with the sauce. 526 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,320 -My lamb? -Yeah. Let me try your lamb. 527 00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:43,036 -Cinco! Mi hermano. -Oh God. 528 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:43,953 What do you want? 529 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:47,624 Listen to me, Dad is upstairs right now with a plan to save everything. 530 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,627 So what say you and I pop up to the suite for a little chitchat? 531 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,796 Are you like Frick and Frack with the old man now? 532 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:55,465 This dad's different. He's a turtle. 533 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:56,925 Hard on the outside, 534 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,219 but all cute and wrinkly 535 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,472 and occasionally delicious on the inside. 536 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,474 -Klaus? -Yeah? 537 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:07,143 Old dogs like me and him never change. 538 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,854 He has never had our best interests at heart. 539 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:14,693 So, my only plan for tonight is to get fucked up beyond all recognition. 540 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,694 Sure. 541 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,904 -Have at it. -I shall! 542 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:21,491 Hmm. 543 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,577 [murmurs] 544 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,707 Klaus, don't even think about going over there 545 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,500 and filling his empty head with bad ideas. 546 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:31,668 Moi? How dare-- 547 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,130 You may be unkillable, but I'll find a way 548 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,173 to make sure that your time on this earthly plane 549 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:40,927 is chock-full of pain and suffering. 550 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,011 Got it? 551 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,472 Yeah. Sure. 552 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,766 Great. Big smile. 553 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,810 -[Klaus grunts] -[grunts] 554 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:51,271 Bye. 555 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:52,272 [groans] 556 00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:53,356 Ow! 557 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:02,490 [indistinct chatter] 558 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,491 [Luther] I got lamb. 559 00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:09,706 [Ben] How long before we can leave? 560 00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,291 After the speeches. 561 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,461 I don't think I can last that long. 562 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,172 Oh, also, have you seen Dad? 563 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,340 [Allison] Have a drink, Ben. 564 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,425 Relax. 565 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:23,386 -For once in your pathetic life. -[chuckles] 566 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:28,975 -Mazel tov to the Mr. and Mrs. -Hey, brother. 567 00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:31,060 -Cheers. -Now, about Dad. 568 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:33,062 -No, no, no, no. -[Klaus] No. 569 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:35,106 -The answer's no, Klaus. -Baby, he's a changed man. 570 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,109 -No, the man is incapable of change. -Lulu, he's different. 571 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,862 -He helped me conquer my childhood fears. -Mm-hmm? 572 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,030 We played catch together. 573 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,823 Wait. You played catch with Dad? 574 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:46,743 Yeah, we call it bus-ball, but that's kind of our thing. 575 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,828 I mean, you could find your own thing with him. 576 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,623 [groans] Would you stop? Listen, you're being duped. 577 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,625 -No, I'm not being duped. -No, you are, you are. 578 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:54,876 -In fact, worse. -Come on! 579 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,795 You're being enabled by your own father. 580 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,631 Yeah, but I really think if you just give him a little chance-- 581 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,799 Klaus! 582 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,968 [softly] Babe, it's fine. 583 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,513 -[Sloane] It's our wedding. -[Klaus whimpers] 584 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,014 You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 585 00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,432 -Yeah. -I'm sorry. 586 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,060 -[leather crinkles] -[Klaus groans] 587 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,144 Okay, that's good. 588 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,647 Listen, I'm just trying to enjoy my wedding, okay? 589 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,106 -And you should too. -Okay. 590 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,526 -Go have some salmon and a Jell-O cup. -That sounds nice. 591 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,485 All right? 592 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,654 All right. Well, screw it, I tried. 593 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:26,616 [Luther] Mm. 594 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,701 Did-- Yeah, okay, this is my lamb. 595 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,119 -That's your lamb. -[bell dings] 596 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,249 [Diego] I don't think he actually hates it. 597 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,750 We should do that later. 598 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:37,544 Oh. 599 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:40,672 [somber string music playing] 600 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,930 [Luther] What the hell is he doing here? 601 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:57,605 [Sloane whispers] Hey. 602 00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,315 It's okay. 603 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,650 [whispers] It's not okay. 604 00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,862 Let's just try and be civil. 605 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:05,738 For me? 606 00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:09,742 -Okay. -[big band music resumes] 607 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:10,702 [Sloane] Okay. 608 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:13,830 [Diego] He better not sit here. 609 00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:16,499 -Swear to God, he better not sit here. -[Ben] What is he doing here? 610 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,251 [Diego] Yeah, keep walking. 611 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,753 -[Ben] But who invited him? -[Allison] Just suffer with us. 612 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,381 [Ben] I can't get invited to a party, and he's invited to this? 613 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:26,217 -[Allison] Wow. You really can't relax. -Now we're all here. 614 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:28,803 [Allison] Ben? 615 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,388 Chill. 616 00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:32,140 ♪ I want to say to you ♪ 617 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:35,018 ♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪ 618 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:38,646 -♪ We could be falling in love ♪ -[Klaus] Psst. 619 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:44,027 ♪ Some know you look lonely ♪ 620 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:48,448 ♪ Some say you just need a friend ♪ 621 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,368 ♪ I want to say to you ♪ 622 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:55,204 ♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪ 623 00:31:55,288 --> 00:32:00,376 ♪ We could be falling in love ♪ 624 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,714 ♪ You and me Are like birds in a tree… ♪ 625 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:07,175 Is he eating a deviled egg with a knife and fork? 626 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,510 That's sad. That's making me sad. 627 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:10,678 You're introducing me. 628 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,931 -Now. Come. -No, I'm not. No, I'm not-- 629 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,223 [Klaus] Go, go! 630 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:18,770 -Do you seriously want me-- -Yeah, come on. Do I look okay? 631 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,855 [Diego] Yeah, you look good. 632 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:22,941 Dad, 633 00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,401 Lila. 634 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,196 Lila, Sir Reginald Hargreeves. 635 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:29,739 Mr. Hargreeves, what a pleasure. 636 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,200 Is that the trace of an East End accent I detect? 637 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:33,117 Good ear. 638 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,828 Mine was stamped out in favor of the Queen's. 639 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,664 Let me guess. Spitalfields? 640 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,041 -Close. Whitechapel. -You must know the Cat and Custard. 641 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:42,251 -Next to the Fox and Hound. -Best chippy in East London. 642 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:45,004 I would murder for a spot of mushy peas right about now. 643 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:45,922 [both chuckle] 644 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,299 So, how did you end up with this one? 645 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,134 Well, we met in a mental hospital. 646 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,260 I have no doubt. 647 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:55,264 Well, he might be a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but he'll do. 648 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,558 Indeed. 649 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,025 [Reginald] She's quite the specimen. 650 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,819 Well done, my boy. 651 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,239 Thanks, Dad. 652 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,282 It is unfortunate timing. 653 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:15,618 Why? 654 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,745 You'd have made a superb father. 655 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,831 [emotional instrumental music playing] 656 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,878 Hey, Ben-ihana. Don't hit me! [chuckles] 657 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:26,963 Hey, listen. 658 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:32,010 I know we ain't exactly been best buds in this timeline or whatever, 659 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,303 but, man, do I have a mission for you-- 660 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,304 [belches] 661 00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:36,889 Ugh. 662 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,516 Charming. 663 00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:40,935 -Ten people. -Huh? 664 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,272 -There are only ten people left. -Okay. 665 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:48,151 Drunk Ben clearly likes numbers and… shrimp. 666 00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:52,071 And you couldn't even invite me to your stupid bachelor party. 667 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:52,989 Oh. 668 00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:57,410 Have we finally flicked off bad Benny's hard candy shell? 669 00:33:57,493 --> 00:34:00,913 -Why don't you like me? -Because you're a huge puckering asshole. 670 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,458 -Okay, but you like the other Ben. -Yeah, we love the other Ben. 671 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,418 Why? What was so special about him? 672 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,253 Because he was a know-it-all. 673 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,921 He was a scold. 674 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:14,802 He was a tiny dark cloud on a perfect sunny day. 675 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,137 [laughs] 676 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:20,016 Those… Those are all bad things. 677 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,768 Yeah, but they looked great on him. 678 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:25,480 Okay, you know what? I am so much better than that other Ben. 679 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,648 -Mm-hmm? -I was Number One. 680 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:29,817 Twice. 681 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,652 Does Dad give a shit? 682 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,573 No. He was busy hanging out with you. 683 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:39,952 Oh, man, methinks you might be trying a little too hard. 684 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,037 Look around. 685 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,999 Nobody's polishing their boots or pressing their tights. 686 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,419 We're a complete and total shit show. Ya get it? 687 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,713 And our Ben, my Ben, 688 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,757 was just that kinda disaster, 689 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,885 and it made him ridiculously easy to love. 690 00:34:58,387 --> 00:34:59,722 [sighs] 691 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:07,105 [departing footsteps] 692 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,904 [clinking] 693 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,534 -[taps on mic] -[feedback whines] 694 00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:23,913 -[Reginald] I know it is customary… -[Viktor] Hey. 695 00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:25,331 …for the father of the bride… 696 00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:27,125 -I'm not in the mood. -Allison-- 697 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,377 No, I get it. It's a wedding. 698 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,546 Everybody's drunk, and we're all supposed to be chummy. 699 00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:33,714 -[Reginald's speech continues] -But I'm not feeling it. 700 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:37,135 That's fine. You don't have to be in a festive mood. 701 00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,847 But will you please just hear me out? 702 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,016 -[feedback whines] -[clears throat] 703 00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:47,645 Sloane, ever since you were a little girl, 704 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:51,315 I've always known you were exceptionally bright. 705 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,152 And though I can't say I know Luther all that well, 706 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,028 from the few moments we have shared, 707 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:59,490 it seems you found yourself an adequate partner. 708 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:02,285 He just called Luther adequate. [snickers] 709 00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:03,870 Nicest thing he's ever said to him. 710 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,706 -The kerchief really softens him though. -Shh! 711 00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:11,669 I acknowledge that, as a father, I was not without my faults. 712 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,006 I hope these shortcomings 713 00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:20,052 will be seen as only a rough patch on an otherwise verdant lawn. 714 00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:22,471 [Viktor] Look, I'm sorry. 715 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,307 I was wrong. 716 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:25,975 I lied, and… 717 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,270 I betrayed your trust. 718 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,731 [Reginald's speech continues faintly] 719 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,065 But you're 720 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:37,904 more important to me than anything in this entire world. 721 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,616 Will you forgive me? 722 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,411 No. 723 00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:49,040 I don't think I will. 724 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:51,542 I'm proud to call you my children. 725 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:57,632 Even those whom I raised in a revenant version of myself. 726 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:04,931 I hope that tonight we can create a few special memories 727 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:09,352 in whatever precious little time we have left. 728 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:12,146 If you won't forgive me, just know I forgive you. 729 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,231 For what? 730 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,607 [Reginald] And now, in closing… 731 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,525 I didn't do anything wrong. 732 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:17,902 You know, I'm 733 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:22,114 really tired of being the asshole that has to meet you halfway. 734 00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:27,036 -I am tired of being a sucker. -You're the sucker? 735 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:30,331 Our whole lives, all you said you ever wanted was for us to be close, 736 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:31,958 and we finally got there, 737 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,418 and you fucked it up. 738 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,587 Not me. 739 00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:39,048 Is this really how you wanna end things? 740 00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:41,467 Don't worry. I'll sleep fine tonight. 741 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:45,513 [Reginald] The sun rises over a lily's field. 742 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:50,184 A mother veiled, her lips concealed. 743 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,772 The mourners come in droves of black 744 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:58,776 to bury what their hearts unpack. 745 00:37:58,859 --> 00:37:59,860 [bell dings] 746 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:04,240 [Reginald] With shallow breath and time eclipsed, 747 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:09,787 I pray you miss death's gentle kiss. 748 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:14,333 [emotional music swells] 749 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,088 [Ben] That makes no sense. 750 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:22,383 Beautiful! Bravo, Dad! Bravo! 751 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,634 [applause continues] 752 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,636 I didn't think the old man had it in him. 753 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,804 [Chet] All right, all right. 754 00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:30,182 Time to turn those frowns upside down! 755 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:34,437 This one is for all the party people in the place. 756 00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:39,317 [emotional music continues playing] 757 00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:47,093 ["Come In Mr. Lonely" by Jerry Dyke playing] 758 00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:48,636 [feedback whines] 759 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,221 [singing along] ♪ Come on in ♪ 760 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,224 ♪ Sit right down ♪ 761 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,643 ♪ Mr. Lonely ♪ 762 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,353 [Sloane moans softly] 763 00:39:58,687 --> 00:39:59,855 ♪ You're too late… ♪ 764 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,817 -So, just to recap this night. -Mm-hmm? 765 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,069 Ben and Five are blotto drunk. 766 00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:07,363 [Luther chuckles heartily] 767 00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:09,532 [Five] ♪ Mr. Sadness… ♪ 768 00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:14,203 And Viktor and Allison almost punched each other out. 769 00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:15,996 -Oh. Yeah. -Yeah. 770 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:20,835 And Dad recited a weirdly moving death poem. 771 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:22,753 Hm. 772 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:25,923 You know, that's not bad 773 00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:28,676 for a Hargreeves family wedding at the end of the world. 774 00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:33,055 You know, I didn't need a big to-do. 775 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,101 This is all I needed. 776 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:43,941 [Five] ♪ I can't even offer you a smile… ♪ 777 00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:48,904 That used to be us. 778 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,408 We were never like that. 779 00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:54,577 Gross. 780 00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:59,039 That's more like it. 781 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:03,961 ♪ Who planned things this way? ♪ 782 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,631 ♪ No offense ♪ 783 00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:10,426 ♪ But you know ♪ 784 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:12,845 ♪ I'm still looking ♪ 785 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,684 [wind whistling] 786 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,522 [Lila] It's probably a good thing. 787 00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:26,317 I would've been a shit mum. 788 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,114 I doubt that. 789 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,199 Hey, guys. 790 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,081 Hey, uh… 791 00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:43,209 I saw. 792 00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:45,794 And I… I appreciate you trying. 793 00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,464 Oh, no, no, no, no! 794 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,049 -Hey, what? -[Diego] No! 795 00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:52,510 -Klaus, why are you bringing Ben here? -Come on! 796 00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:55,346 -Hear me out before-- -Hear him out. 797 00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:58,015 The brother that you all knew as Ben 798 00:41:58,098 --> 00:41:59,058 is gone. 799 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,936 And not-- I don't mean our Ben, the nice Ben. 800 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,103 I mean this Ben. 801 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:05,940 The asshole, he's gone now. 802 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,608 -Gone. -Klaus, what are you talking about? 803 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:12,696 And the man that stands in front of you is new new Ben, 804 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,450 and he's one of us, and he's a member of the team. 805 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,995 -And he's part of the family! -…part of the family! 806 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:23,707 And as a welcome gift, I suggest we throw him off the roof. 807 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,042 -Yeah. I'll help. -Come on. 808 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,669 You know what? You know what? 809 00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:29,713 -He can stay. He can stay. -Why? 810 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:33,384 'Cause it's my wedding day, man. Come on. He can stay. 811 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,010 [Ben and Klaus] Yes! 812 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,012 [Klaus] I knew it, I knew it. 813 00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:39,682 Hey, big guy. Awfully nice of you. 814 00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,600 Yeah, you're… you're welcome. 815 00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:43,269 Ooh! Whoa! 816 00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:45,187 Holy smokes. 817 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:48,107 [pensive string music playing] 818 00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,994 Hey, you know something? 819 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:02,454 Tonight is all I ever really wanted. 820 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:05,291 To get hitched? 821 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,546 Just… everybody coming together when it really matters. 822 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,968 One big real family. 823 00:43:27,563 --> 00:43:29,356 [coughs, retches] 824 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,899 [all] Whoa! Whoa! 825 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:33,027 Oh, I think I'm gonna hurl. [stomach rumbles] 826 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,570 [all laughing] 827 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:35,654 [Five] Actually, uh, 828 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,740 I think I'm hungry. 829 00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:40,659 See ya, guys. I'm gonna hit the buffet. 830 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:41,785 Is he gonna be okay? 831 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,830 -It's Five. What do you think? -Maybe we should call it a night. 832 00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:47,207 -Come on, it's early. -[Lila] Good night, guys. 833 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,251 -Where we going? To bed? -The night's young. 834 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:50,252 Who is this guy? 835 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:51,462 [Klaus] Ben. 836 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:54,006 -[Luther chuckles] -Where's he going? Where's he going? 837 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,215 This isn't the end. 838 00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:58,761 -[sighs] -[Klaus] Come on, who's up for some more… 839 00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:01,430 -[Ben] Scrabble? -[Klaus] …karaoke. Yeah! 840 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:02,848 That's my cue. 841 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:04,058 [chuckles] 842 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,185 -Good night. -Night. 843 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:11,732 [Luther sighs] 844 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:14,318 [distant explosions booming] 845 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,204 [dramatic string music playing] 846 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,707 [stomach gurgling] 847 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,209 [clanging] 848 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:31,627 [vomiting] 849 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,587 [Reginald] With everything we've discussed, 850 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,339 it'd be folly to wait. 851 00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:37,424 There is no time. 852 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,426 I can't do this without you. 853 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,220 [heartbeat thumping] 854 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:42,388 Do we have a deal? 855 00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:44,431 [heartbeat thumping rapidly] 856 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:47,059 [dramatic music swelling] 857 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,812 -[bell dings] -[elevator door opens] 858 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:53,399 [thuds] 859 00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:59,988 [rock violin music playing]